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  1. Re:Do as I say don't do as I do on In Argentina, Law Against Plagiarism Plagiarized · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Do as I say don't do as I do, some politicians outside of Argentina also have that attitude ;-)"
    -SterlingSylver, May 2010

  2. My company supports zombies! on Funeral Being Held Today For IE6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Posting this from a computer running a browser that now wants my braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

  3. It's quite simple on Officers Lose 243 Homeland Security Guns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only America has famous athletes (Look at David Beckham--came to the US to become famous). Only the US Goverment can make mistakes this hillariously collosal. Thus, only famous athletes' government (the US) can do this.

    QED

  4. Re:Defeat? Nah. on NASA Concedes Defeat In Effort To Free Spirit Rover · · Score: 1

    They didn't want that mobile science platform, anyway!

  5. Really? This is designed to increase censorship? on China Begins Monitoring Billions of Text Messages · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Chinese government is clearly fixed upon the value of censorship. Censorship is what they're trying to promote, clearly. Cutting naughty or unacceptable words out of daily conversation is their endgame. They're certainly not monitoring billions of texts messages to identify and locate dissidents, increase their understanding of social networks that may work against them, or to increase their control over their citizens. Censorship is totally what they're after.

  6. Re:What about money contribution? on Ubuntu "Memberships" Questioned · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They retconned that. Now you're just supposed to give money if you want your church to stay open.

  7. Re:But... on Captured Comet Becomes Moon of Jupiter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, it was for 12 years

  8. Re:That's a bit harsh... on Military Helmet Design Contributes To Brain Damage · · Score: 1

    Also just in:

    Air Bags cause numerous broken arms every year
    Parachutes cause whiplash
    Seatbelts chafe

  9. Re:Epic Fail on Publisher Whining Prompts Italian Investigation of Google · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sure is a nice search engine you got here. Be a shame if something were to happen to it. You know, I gots an idea, how's about you pay my boy Vinnie here 8.4 Billion Euros, and he makes sure nothin' happens to your little website. Ain't that right, Vinnie?

  10. Re:Ernie Ball on Why the BSA Is Less Reviled Than the RIAA · · Score: 1

    Why was this modded down? The RIAA nailing someone for $2+ Million for sharing some songs is in no way comparable to the BSA turning up unlicensed software and fining the business $0.1 Million (sourced from the Grandparent's link). Kudos to Ernie for going all Open Source, but there is a fundamental difference that might explain why the BSA isn't the devil incarnate.

  11. Re:I remember another game written by one man on Speaking With the Designer of an Indie MMO Project · · Score: 1

    Derek Smart! Derek Smart! Derek Smart!

  12. Re:Surprise! on Sims 3 Expansion Announced · · Score: 1

    Gamers were also shocked to learn that rainclouds plan on raining, politicians plan on seeking reelection, and perhaps most shockingly that scientists give the sun a 99.999% of rising tomorrow. Film at 11.

  13. Re:What happens when the therapists become addicte on Therapists Log On To WoW To Counsel Addicts · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You've got a good point. I mean, a true addict isn't going to listen to some level 2 noob chatting with them from the barrens! Come back when you're level 90 in tier 7 dragonraid gear and we'll talk!

  14. Clever Modding on New Zealand Tree Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Whoever modded the parent as Redundant was clever, but it really should've gotten +1 Redundant. Get on that option, slasheditors!

  15. Re:Chrome OS is Linux with a New UI on Bill Gates Puts Classic Feynman Lectures Online · · Score: 1

    I'm also guessing that you know a hell of a lot more about Chrome OS than many of Google's own employees as you've never been entirely stupid when it comes to keeping tabs on your enemies. So either you're letting your own personal ego get in the way of your business sense while underestimating Google or you are asking a rhetorical question to spread uncertainty of what Chrome OS could be.

    I'm not so sure that we can call FUD on this statement. I mean, at this point Chrome OS does seem like a fairly vague concept. Linux-based OS designed for cloud computing...maybe...and even then what would that mean? "Who knows what this thing is?" is a reasonable statement. Yeah it's Steve Balmer so you don't expect him to be a big supporter of the OS, but I'd expect that MS, Slashdot, and the internet in general will be spilling a lot of digital ink finding out what this thing is over the next 6-24 months.

    Then after a reasonable 2-3 year beta period we'll be able to make an educated statement.

  16. Re:gesture recognition on Bill Gates Puts Classic Feynman Lectures Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe it could learn to recognize someone throwing up their hands in disgust and slamming their fists on the desk...

    Clippy: You appear to be royally pissed off at your computer. Would you like me to search for some humorous kitten videos on Bing?

  17. Re:Self domesticated on Cats "Exploit" Humans By Purring · · Score: 1

    According to my fiancee, who works in the critical care ward of a local animal hospital, the answer is that dogs are more intelligent while cats have more "intelligent" instincts. The dogs in the hospital will actively plot, problem-solve, and scheme to get their way. The cats, however, will more or less react predictably based on their instincts. In non-strenuous situations (because the CC unit is not a happy place), those cat instincts come across as intelligent.

  18. Re:Is Nesson crazy like a fox, or just crazy? on Prof. Nesson Ordered To Show Cause · · Score: 1

    As much as I love the general principal of pissing off judges...why is this idiot pissing off the judge???

  19. Re:Only if... on How IBM Plans To Win Jeopardy! · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I think IBM's plans here are to
    Use a high-tech set of
    Computers to create a
    Knowledge processor that can be monetized.

    I think
    That wanting

    To use such a
    Rediculously advanced
    Engineering marvel to make Sean Connery jokes would
    Be a waste of
    Everone's time, energy, and
    Karma

  20. Re:Doesn't make a difference. on Windows Vista Service Pack 2 Released · · Score: 1

    Your comment matches up with my experience with x64 Vista. Which makes me wonder if there's a significant difference in performance between the 32 bit and 64 bit versions. Maybe the 64 bit doesn't actually carry the Black Plague after all?

  21. And does it work? on Court Orders Breathalyzer Code Opened, Reveals Mess · · Score: 1

    So I can't tell if this analysis of the code indicates that the breathalizers in question are somehow flawed. Perhaps they're coded inelegantly or poorly, but do they actually spit out inaccurate numbers?

  22. Re:So, bribery violations "settled" by more briber on Sun Microsystems May Have Violated Bribery Law · · Score: 1

    Not to excuse our government, but what other option do they really have? Put the multinational corporation's headquarters in jail? Hitting a corporation with a fine is speaking the only language that it cares about.

  23. Re:Covered By Twenty Percent of the Bill of Rights on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    Would a 10 day waiting period plus a background check before getting a blog REALLY be that bad? Maybe some red tape and bureaucracy to pass through? An education course? Something?

    I'll find a way to get those internet kids off my internet lawn somehow

  24. Re:Seems Like a Thin Margin on Kindle 2 Tear-Down Reveals Price of Components · · Score: 1

    To give an idea of how things work in a different industry, your local grocery store (in the US) is marking up most of their goods from 35-70%. That's after the manufacturer's markup of a similar number. Which is of course after the farmer/copacker's markup of a similar number.

    Now yeah, your Walmarts are marking up goods 10-20%, but they're also making 50-100 points on the bureaus in the office aisle.

  25. Re:So.. on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 1

    I'd tell you to take off your tinfoil hat, but there's apparently going to be someone beaming energy down from space and changing weather patterns. Apparently I'll be joining you in wearing one, how did you fold yours so nicely?