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A Look At Google's Newest Data Center
miller60 writes "Google doesn't allow the public inside its secret data centers. But a recent groundbreaking event at the company's new South Carolina data center provided glimpses of the exterior of the facility, which shows a design that has evolved since Google's Oregon data center made front page news. A new feature: an open, lighted area resembling a parking deck (containers?). Still missing: moats filled with sharks with friggin' laser beams on their head."
Surely he's suffered enough already
Question1: Do laser beams work underwater?
Question2: Assuming the affirmative to question one, how good is your average shark at aiming them?
If I had an Ass, I'd call it Fanny Bottom, then I could slap my Ass; Fanny Bottom, on the Arse.
Am I the only one that finds it depressing that it is an anonymous grey building. Something like a bond-villain's hideout in a volcano would be more appropriate for one of the world's information super hubs.
Some of my best friends are sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their friggin' heads, you insensitive clod!
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control! - Neil Peart
And how much foil do you have to wear on your head to kiss these friends?
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
Obviously datacenterknowledge.com isn't hosted in a very robust data center...
They don't even have streetview of their own building!
Yep, me. I actually work in the SC location. I was hired after submitting my resume to www.google.com/jobs. Cheers. :)
I think in actual operation the sharks would poke their
head out of the water (like Flipper the dolphin) to fire
the laser. I'm pretty sure the sharks would require special
goggles to aim accurately in the air.
well, call me a tard if you like, but she can come look after me any time she likes.
Of course not! Everyone knows that's a huge privacy issue. :-)
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I have a big scoop about the internal working of the NSA.