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US Army Sees Twitter As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool"

Mike writes "A draft US Army intelligence report has identified the popular micro-blogging service Twitter as a potential terrorist tool. A chapter titled 'Potential for Terrorist Use of Twitter' notes that Twitter members reported the July Los Angeles earthquake faster than news outlets and activists at the Republican National Convention in Minneapolis used it to provide information on police movements. 'Twitter is already used by some members to post and/or support extremist ideologies and perspectives,' the report said. The report goes on to say, 'Terrorists could theoretically use Twitter social networking in the US as an operation tool.' Just wait until the Army finds out about chat rooms and email!"

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  1. Bad US Army Intel. by iamwhoiamtoday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go sit in the corner. If it's taken them THIS long to realize that the internet is nothing but a gigantic communications tool... geez....

    1. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by interiot · · Score: 4, Funny

      They've been mesmerized by the porn since 1993. "Wait, you mean you can communicate over the internet too? Wow, cool!"

    2. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Terrorist.

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    3. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by carlzum · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wait until they find out that there's an ultra-portable, wireless tool that allows terrorists to interact by voice and instantly exchange notes, photos, and videos. They can even customize the devices with anti-US skins and Bin Laden ring tones.

    4. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or what if they find out there are communication tools used by terrorists that are grown inside the terrorists bodies, which can only be removed by surgical procedures?

    5. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      What are you doing?

      Husayn is trying to figure out these stupid remote triggering devices. Anything to avoid spending Ramadan with his wife's sisters!

      Ali is watching Coalition troop movements. Bo-ring!

      Kamel wishes the carpet bombing would stop soon. The cave is cold. And the other martyrs smell bad.

      Akbar is thinking about the 72 virgins awaiting him in Paradise. They better not be fat like his sister Fatima, or he is going to feel very mislead by his imam.

      Commander Tariq says his Mujahedin should stop using the Zionist tool Twitter and get back to fighting the infidels, or he will beat them like the cowardly she-goats they are.

    6. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Metroid72 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh oh.. you know what's next...

      The US Army says Twitter can be used as a terrorist tool.
      Obama has made several campaign announcements via Twitter.

      Wait for the champions of truth Fox News to put 2+2 together and denounce Obama for what he is.

    7. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh. That's why we have surgical strikes.

    8. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      psssst! Infidel!
      Are you aware that the corrupt Zionist tools called "pencil" and "paper" can reliably be used to plan terrorist attacks?!?!? This seems to be a great loophole in the demonic USA's plan to crush and destroy our freedoms!
            All freedom-loving terrorists must be urged to master these tools quickly in order to plan future attacks!

    9. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps the U.S. Army could cross the Rubicon..... er, I mean the Potomac in December and install George Bush as a permanent president (Princeps). After all, we need to fight terrorism and Obama wants to end the fight, therefore we (the Army) cannot allow Obama to take over.

      And thus the Republic falls, replaced with an Imperator government. All in the name of "protecting the U.S. from terrorists, foreign and domestic".

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    10. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      He's a Twitter sockpuppet?! I'm impressed!

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    11. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 3, Funny
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    12. Re:Bad US Army Intel. by peragrin · · Score: 3, Funny

      well ending democracy in america with a king george who taxes and spends without consideration of those whom he governs, would be fitting irony.

      I wonder what we can throw into the boston harbor to start things off?

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  2. Terror...? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Funny


    Maybe if you define terror as "really, really irritating."

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  3. Just wait for the plan to send soldiers in to the by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait for the plan to send soldiers in to the net.

  4. Lord help us all! by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    - Buying explosives. Thanks tom!
    - Shaping explosvies.
    - Milling bomb casing.
    - Filling bomb casing.
    - Rigging fuse. Hehe I made the + terminal blue instead of RED! That'll get'em!
    - Putting bomb in suitcase. This new Ralph Lauren suitcase design is DYNOMITE! :D
    - Getting in car. We sould really put some Al-Qaeda funds into something better than an 92 GeoMetro. This thing sucks.
    - Leaving on Airplane. Phone off! ByeBye for now! Don't want to crash plane.
    - Landed! The big apple awaits!
    - Picked up food at McDonalds on third street. Mmmmmm McFlurry goodness.
    - Bomb planted on 5th and James. They should make larger trashcans. Those things are TINY!1!
    - Bored. Waiting at Starbucks. Prices are insane!

    1. Re:Lord help us all! by slimjim8094 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  5. in a related story by gearloos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homeland securit bans use of all telephones. Cites device could be used for communication.

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  6. Surely this is an overreaction? by GBC · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know he supposedly has a lot of sockpuppets, but calling Twitter a possible terrorist operation tool is a bit much, isn't it?

  7. Never mind the Ruttles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this story is alleging that twitter is useful for something, then I call bullshit on the whole thing.

  8. Re:"Terrorist enthusiasts" by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 4, Funny

    They were enthusiasts while it was still underground, and would be disappointed to see it going mainstream.

  9. Why would twitter NOT be on the list? by tezza · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely this list is an enumeration of ALL communication possibilities? Twitter has communication possibility, therefore deserves to be on the list amongst:

    * Smoke signals
    * Pigeon Carriers
    * Coded Letters
    * Invisible Ink Letters
    * Text Messages
    * Mobile Phone Calls
    * Emails
    * Slashdot posts
    * Twitter

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  10. Re:Moderator terrorists by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Funny


    Never have I been so sincere in saying this, but: I wish I had mod points. :D

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  11. This is it! by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

    We finally have an excuse to ban Twitter and send him and his sockpuppets to Gitmo!

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  12. and in other newzzz... by zogger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..US intel agencies have prepared another draft document that identifies other potential terrorist tools

    Shovels-they can be used to plant bombs

    Wheelbarrows-transport the bombs

    sneakers-terrorists could be using sneakers on their feet to make it easy to walk around on the ground

    clothing-terrorists could be wearing clothing so they could "blend in" with the civilian population and sneak around

    talking to people-terrorists could infiltrate and meet each other and "talk"-communicate-with other terrorists

    cars-terrorists, having blended into the civilian population, might use "cars" as transportation so they can go meet other terrorists and "talk"

    grocery stores-terrorists might make use of grocery stores as part of a long supply train in order to get "food" for themselves and other terrorists in their secret underground cells

    public drinking fountains-water is a necessity for terrorist operations, so they might make use of public drinking fountains and garner unauthorized water supplies

    money-terrorists could make use of cash money in order to purchase supplies that they could use for terrorist operations, such as sneakers, clothing, shovels, wheelbarrows, food, etc

    pencils and paper-terrorists might make use of easily available pencils and paper on the rogue "underground" black market, and use these devices as a communications medium. The report also suggests closing the "department store loophole" in order to combat this threat

    videogames-terrorists might make use of videogames as a cheap way to get assymetrical warfare training, and to indoctrinate and brainwash their cadre into risking armed violent attacks by portraying it as "normal" and something that the civilian population would support. Some notice has been made by "deep cover" agents that the game "America's Army" apparently is a favorite with terrorists

    sporting events=sporting events have been identified as a favorite terrorist meeting area, where they can get together and "talk"-or communicate- and engage in psychological "pumping up" efforts in order to bolster courage before going out on terrorism operations. Long range surveillance has noted that they "Chant" various phrases like "Kill 'em!" and "De-fense! De-fense!" and will also engage in ritualistic "hooting" which appears to be a secret call sign that identifies terrorists to their appropriate cell members. Different cells have different names, and the chants change to identify them.

    It has been noted that some terrorists are male, and some are female, and they can come in all ages, so the modern warfighter has to take note when they see individuals or groups that are made up of males or females or combinations of such.

  13. Re:Moderator terrorists by Farmer+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder which will happen first...the FBI will break into your house and beat you till you admit you are a terrorist, or the terrorists you work with will bust into your house and beat you for leaking their code onto the internet. Either way, I'd take some Advil, cause you are going to have a killer of a headache in a little while.

  14. Oh come on! by Godji · · Score: 2, Funny

    We all know the guy's been annoying everyone on Slashdot, but a "terrorist operation tool"? That's waay overreacting. He just hates Microsoft, that all.

  15. Re:first tits! by Hanyin · · Score: 2, Funny

    boobs are a myth!

    I understand the -1 mod on the parent, but redundant? Off topic or troll I would understand but this is as if geeks already know that "tits are a myth" and as such the information is nothing new.

    I'm sad to be a member of this community =)

  16. Re:What Could They Possibly Do? by Gorgonzolanoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shut down the internet, and the phone company, and lock up all possessors of walkie talkies at Guantanamo Bay.

    Reminds me of something I read not long after 9/11, never knew if it started as a joke or not, but it did make it to an article on a (European) newspaper's website.

    Some of Bin Laden's boys had acquired a large number of cell phones (in France, the article said), and changed phones almost daily to avoid being tracked. They got caught because they kept using the same SIM cards.

  17. Word of Mouth by nkovacs · · Score: 1, Funny

    This just in, the US Army Sees the Human Mouth As Possible Terrorist "Operation Tool".

  18. Re:Moderator terrorists by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's currently modded insightful, flamebait and underrated. So the would-be theorists are going to send a suicide bomber to the subway and then disband?

  19. Re:Moderator terrorists by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Scratches head. Doh, I was aiming for "get a life, don't be a terrorist", but go understand /. moderators. Maybe they *are* a terrorist communications unit, after all...

  20. 140 character or less by QAChaos · · Score: 2, Funny

    i guess the US Army only have to worry about the terrorists whose plans can be described in 140 characters or less!

  21. Re:Moderator terrorists by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    I see you've been getting a lot of points today. Are you the leader?

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  22. Pencial And Paper by wannasleep · · Score: 3, Funny

    In related news pencil and paper have been found having potential for terrorist use