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Fictional Town "Eureka" To Become Real?

Zarath writes "The fictional town of Eureka (from the TV series by the same name) is going to potentially become a real life town as the University of Queensland, in Australia, plans to build a multibillion-dollar 'brain city' dedicated to science and research. The city, hoping to hold at least 10,000 people, is looking to attract 4,500 of the brightest scientists from around the world to live and work there. The city is planned to be built west of the city of Brisbane, in Queensland. While not funded by the Department of Defense (like the [city of the] TV series), the potential for such a community is very interesting and exciting."

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  1. Slashlolcatz by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fictional Town "Eureka" to Becomes Real?

    They forgot to link to the image for this story.

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    1. Re:Slashlolcatz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Of course the fundamentalists will have to create their own, and call it Amen where no science will be allowed.

    2. Re:Slashlolcatz by pnewhook · · Score: 1, Funny

      Tried that - it was called the 'Dark Ages' and scientists were burned at the stake.

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    3. Re:Slashlolcatz by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, their first base is called "New Jerusalem". And don't worry, they're easily destroyed early in the game, especially when you ally with the Peacekeepers.

  2. Birth rate by DrYak · · Score: 5, Funny

    A town entirely full of science geeks ?
    Well, at least they shouldn't expect a very high birth rate...

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    1. Re:Birth rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The problem with this city is that it is far too large. The largest that you can build a stable "brain" city is 5,000. After that point, interference from the various doomsday machines under its soil will make its imminent destruction more and more certain.

    2. Re:Birth rate by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Funny

      But the kids that are born.... I wouldn't want to compete with them to get into a college.

    3. Re:Birth rate by Cryogenic+Specter · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem really is that they will have to import women not the first aussie town to do that!!

  3. Reallys? by Zephyrmation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like funs!

  4. Location of the city by aapold · · Score: 2, Funny

    The city is planned to be built west of the city of Brisbane, in Queensland.

    Instead of building it west of Brisbane, they should build it east of Brisbane, where they can be free from outside influence.

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  5. Re:We already have one... by haystor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be betting on Los Alamos should the two ever go head to head.

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  6. It's not a typo by RandomUsername99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not a typo in the headline, it was submitted by "Tokey" from Metalocalypse.

  7. They should make the city underwater... by Faw · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and let scientist do research in any field they want without goverment intervention. What could go wrong?

  8. Re:Eureka by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought nerds preferred the cold dark of their parents basements or garages, to any kind of socialization?

    Didn't you read the summary? They're "looking to attract 4,500 of the brightest scientists from around the world" for a city that's supposed "to hold at least 10,000 people". So obviously they're accounting for all the parents as well.

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  9. Re:We already have one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, Silicon Valley is where we send all the losers who think that they're geniuses.

  10. Re:I found it by Professr3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, I thought that phrase was better used for romantic advances...

  11. Re:We already have one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd be betting on Los Alamos should the two ever go head to head.
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  12. Eureka's Castle by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, wasn't this a castle, and not a city? I don't recall those muppets as being exceptionally brilliant. Most scientists don't have magical worldviews, either.

  13. Re:Hmm... good idea... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...keep all of our best and brightest in one location. What could possibly go wrong?

    When the oil runs out, they'll be kicking the asses of the marauding biker gangs with their soy-powered roadsters?

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  14. IQ not always additive by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two of the smartest people I have ever met married and began cranking out kids. They now have one of the biggest collection of marginal morons you have ever seen. Nice kids, yes. Well behaved kids, yes. But they don't have the sense God gave a herd of cows. All I can figure is that the parents IQ waves were 180 degrees out of phase. Either that, or they are putting on one helluva show when company is around.

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    1. Re:IQ not always additive by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahh, we'll have to call that "Mendel's Revenge"

  15. Re:goodluckwiththat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only that, nearly everything down there is poisonous. Spiders that will kill you as soon as look at you. Spiders bigger than your head eating birds. Many of the top 10 venomous snakes are Australian. They have deadly jellyfish, octopus, they even have a venomous mammal. And if all that weren't enough, they imported a poisonous toad!

    Would intelligent people move to Australia?

    I keed I keed. Sort of. Still, those spiders really give me the willies. Giant orb, huntsman, funnelweb, red back, white tail... *shudder*

  16. Re:We already have one... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought they all worked at the Apple Stores.

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  17. Re:We already have one... by Facegarden · · Score: 2, Funny

    but we call ours Los Alamos...

    I thought, we call it "Silicon Valley" — and it didn't need government sponsorship to come into being...

    Hmm, I think you're forgetting that if you trace back further Silicon Valley has connections with the Space and Military programs - here and here. I think I'd conclude that there's a complex set of influences favoring the creation of Silicon Valley.

    But, hey, don't let me get in the way of a good "private industry is inherently more efficient" fantasy...

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  18. Re:We already have one... by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not that lack of legs to stand on has stopped them in the past. Gore invented the internet and now we find out thatMcCain invented the Blackberry!

    McCain invented fire.

  19. Re:We already have one... by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    McCain invented fire

    You know that story .. the one that begins with "In the beginning, there was..."

  20. Re:Eureka by mjwx · · Score: 4, Funny

    Saturday nights they partied and square danced.

    These are not the actions of normal people.

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  21. Re:We already have one... by dwarg · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I had mod points... I would kiss you...

  22. Re:goodluckwiththat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey that's simply not true! I'm in Australia and have never heard anything about this so-called censorship.