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Windows 7 To Be 256-Core Aware

unassimilatible writes "As new features of Windows 7 continue to trickle out, ZDNet is now reporting that it will scale to 256 processors. While one has to wonder, like with Vista, how many of the teased features will actually make it into the final OS, I think we can all agree, 256 cores is enough for anybody." This Mark Russinovich interview has some technical details (Silverlight required).

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  1. Enough? by Fex303 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think we can all agree, 256 cores is enough for anybody.

    I just put the finishing touches on my 257 core machine, you insensitive clod!

    1. Re:Enough? by impaledsunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think there is an error in the summary, I believe that 256 cores is the minimum requirement for Windows 7, not the supported number of cores, so your machine might actually be fine with 7.

    2. Re:Enough? by pablomme · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's remember for a moment where most installations of windows will be.

      In Africa?

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    3. Re:Enough? by PDX · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't handle the frame rates of my new 512 core AMD Linux system. Its causing my optical lobe to expand from all of the over-stimulation. I may have to go back to my old 256 core machine for a while until the intercranial swelling goes down to manageable level. I switched to my new system to avoid all of the spam and bloatware in Windows 7. With the bloat removal tools the cores are quicker but I still can't get rid of all my old DRM titles from 2009. Civ is just too addictive.

  2. Another excuse not to RTFA by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Suggestion for new /. poll. Who has installed Silverlight? (Silverlight required)

    1. Re:Another excuse not to RTFA by aaron.axvig · · Score: 1, Funny

      I did. And it is awesome and I don't have to whine on teh internets that I can't see something. Instead, I get to brag. ;)

  3. Re:Linux: 4096 by master5o1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    It must be really hard for Microsoft to compete in the HPC space. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

    I don't believe you on this. I think you're just saying that to not be modded done on too much bias. But then again, this is slashdot, anything anti-microsoft should get you modded up.

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  4. Re:Linux: 4096 by BeShaMo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The most recent mainline Linux release has integrated mature patches for 4096 core scalability, that have been developed by high performance computing corporations and tested in the field for years. Previous versions were rated for "only" 1024 cores. That still makes 256 look like a Gameboy.

    It must be really hard for Microsoft to compete in the HPC space. I almost feel bad for them. Almost.

    I think these comparisons have to stop. They give Linux an unfair bias. Linux does not have to spend resources on things like cool names their releases, and wages for people with excellent chairthrowing abilities, so naturally they can instead use the resources on developing software. Come back when each release of Linux is given inspiring names like Linux XP and they have proper chairthrowing capabilities, then we shall make a fair assesment.

  5. Calc, notepad, and pbrush by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Funny

    The only useful apps bundled with Windows. Please don't mess with them, primitive as they may be.

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  6. Re:Can't Agree by neuromanc3r · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh for fuck's sake, it's a joke. Why does every second post here have to prove that its poster is humour-impaired?

  7. Obligatory by westbake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you imagine a beowolf cluster of those?

    Neither can I.

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    1. Re:Obligatory by kencurry · · Score: 1, Funny

      You missed THE most obligatory comment:

      256 cores should be enough for anybody!

      i use 257 cores, you insensitive clod!

      sorry, had to be done

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    2. Re:Obligatory by andrikos · · Score: 1, Funny

      Will Windows 7 need 256 cores to run fast enough?

    3. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      no, to boot

  8. Re:Linux: 4096 by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come back when each release of Linux [...]

    You come back when WGA includes source code and a patch. Until then, I'll be sending my money in the direction of http://www.linuxgenuineadvantage.org/source/ and http://www.alienos.com/wp-content/uploads/linux_gen_adv_crack.patch

  9. Looks like I'm the only one so far ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... who read the headline as "Windows 7 to be 256 color aware".

    Actually, it's only funny until thinking about it. Too bad.

  10. "_the_ final OS"? Funny man by smchris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, there will be 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, and 256 versions. Features vary. Standard upgrade rules on the first four relative to Vista, then they can premium price the last five as "Corporate", "Super-Corporate", "Hyper-Corporate", "Gold" and "Platinum". Should be simple enough.

  11. 256 cores?!! by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    *Fires up Windows 7*

    *Boot Screen: Tink tink! x 256*

    OH GOD!!! 256 Clippy processes!!! AARARRGGHHHHH!!

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  12. Really enough? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I think we can all agree, 256 cores is enough for anybody."

    Quoted for posterity.

  13. Re:eh by stonedcat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally some valid proof! Now on to big foot and the lochness monster.

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  14. Re:Hmm by Detritus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got an el cheapo quad-core PC that runs Vista Home Premium just fine.

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  15. Zounds! by g0dsp33d · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why thats a whopping 2.5 k of memory per core!

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