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Inventor Open Sources "TV-B-Gone," and Why

ptorrone writes "Inventor Mitch Altman explains why he open-sourced his TV-B-Gone kit, the original stealth keychain fob for defeating TVs in public places. The title of the article is 'Patent-B-Gone' and perhaps the most interesting fact is that Mitch's brother is a patent attorney, but he still decided to release an open source hardware version of the TV-B-Gone, with pretty impressive results."

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  1. I for one by Mipoti+Gusundar · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would be most happy to be owning an election-B-gone. Also, frist past the post!

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    1. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am officially open sourcing my firstpost-B-gone

  2. A Necessary Addition by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So many offensive television sets in inappropriate places...so little time.

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    1. Re:A Necessary Addition by sleeponthemic · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, enlighten me. Are you bombarded by TV in public libraries and during funerals, or are you simply irked when a bar-owner decides to show a football game on his TV in his bar?

      Me, I carry my Customer-B-Gone, a pair of legs that allow me to absent myself from bars and other public places for a variety of reasons, without imposing my will upon others. Oh sure, it's not nearly as obnoxious as deciding for everybody, but we can't all be petty dictators.

      We can't all spot sarcasm, either.

      (This is sarcasm, what that guy posted was deadly serious).

      (Hey, no wait!, don't listen to that sentence, that was the real sarcasm).

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    2. Re:A Necessary Addition by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Deaf.

      You can go now.

    3. Re:A Necessary Addition by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Funny

      UGH! Coffee not working yet.

      That should have been THE BLIND!

      I'll go now...

    4. Re:A Necessary Addition by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they're in a Wal-Mart, they really don't have any room to be a critic.

    5. Re:A Necessary Addition by sukotto · · Score: 5, Funny

      bwa ha ha.... my Coffee-B-Gone works!

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    6. Re:A Necessary Addition by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Funny

      bwa ha ha.... my Coffee-B-Gone works!

      OK, now THAT little device is definately going to lead to bloodshed. :)

    7. Re:A Necessary Addition by machine321 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They have that. It's called "black spray paint".

    8. Re:A Necessary Addition by Doggabone · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... he was a bitch to live with as a puppy...

      Probably due to the good animal's gender confusion!

  3. So glad this was posted by halcyon1234 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was watching a news report about this topic at the pub the other day. Well, I tried to watch it, but the fritzy TV kept turning off.

  4. Re:I would love to take this to a sports bar. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone did this during the World Cup (Video). He's lucky he didn't get caught and lynched.

  5. Television... by Muckluck · · Score: 3, Funny

    The cause of and solution to all of lifes big problems. Oh, no, wait... That should be alcohol. Won't somebody please think of the children?!

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  6. Re:purpose? by VShael · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words, it's for getting your face punched. ;)

    Hah. I've been managing that for years without the aid of technology.

  7. Re:purpose? by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other words, it's for getting your face punched. ;) Hah. I've been managing that for years without the aid of technology.

    Luddite.

  8. Re:Well done, sir. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    But seriously, Frenchy, what gives you the right to enforce your will upon others.

    Coming from an American... oh delicious irony.

  9. Re:Having stopped watching tv for a while by leomekenkamp · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is your brain: it is wired to find anything moving interesting and therefor your eyes feel 'drawn' to it. I always ask for a television to be turned off when I want to engage in a proper conversation, else it would be too distracting. A cat playing with something has the same distracting effect on me.

    This focus-on-movement could be evolutionary be explained because a) you might eat what moves; b) it might eat you; c) it might be an interesting sex partner (in which case you might eat it and/or it might eat you).

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  10. Re:Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You're an elitist ass. I'm not going to get in a pissing match about which of us is smarter, but statistically speaking there's a high probability you'd come out on the low end of that one.

    HA HA! Good one! You are so clever. I wish everyone on slashdot were more like you.

  11. Re:Having stopped watching tv for a while by Abstrackt · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what would you achieve? The employee having to get up and turn a TV back on? Brilliant! :)

    That's genius! You've saved the American economy by creating new jobs!

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  12. Re:or cellphone-B-Gone by MooUK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, you'll be wanting the twat-B-Gone. Otherwise known as a spiked mace.

  13. In other news... by hummassa · · Score: 2, Funny

    7,329 people died today while browsing the Internet. Sources inside the Interpol state that all of them were reading a tech news site called "slash-dot", and that their brains exploded without apparent reason.

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