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Microsoft Discontinues Windows 3.x

rugatero writes "The BBC reports that, as of last Saturday, Microsoft is no longer issuing licenses for the 18-year-old Windows 3.x. Many here may well be surprised to learn that anyone still has use for the antiquated software, but it seems to have found a home in a number of embedded systems — including cash registers and the in-flight entertainment systems on some long-haul passenger jets (Virgin and Qantas are cited). Considering Linux's credentials as an embedded OS, this news could very well indicate the possibility of more migrations in the pipeline."

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  1. How dare they! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows 3.x is a lean, stable, functional, and secure OS! How could they do such a thing?

    1. Re:How dare they! by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Surprised? Surprised to learn that Win3.1 is still in use? I think the descriptor they're after is totally fucking gobsmacked so hard my gob flew across the room and bit me in the ass when I passed out and fell on it.

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    2. Re:How dare they! by phyrz · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if Qantas is using 3.1 for its navigation system as well? It would go a long way to explaining their recent issues...

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    3. Re:How dare they! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess it would be like one of my first game I made in assembly (on a C64). It was a "snake" kind of game and as soon as I typed run the game was displaying the "game over" screen. The reason is the game was so fast I didn't even had time to see both "snakes" going straight into the wall.

      So I guess on a modern hardware, Win3.1 will be so fast the only thing you will see is a blue screen of death.

  2. That explains it by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    in-flight entertainment systems on some long-haul passenger jets

    Ahh, so that's what they ment by "Every seat is a window seat".

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    1. Re:That explains it by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not the sky, that's a BSOD.

    2. Re:That explains it by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm trying to find something funny to say about crashing, Windows and Qantas' recent in-flight incidents. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...

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    3. Re:That explains it by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

      That reminds me of a scary journey with Taiwan airline.

      My flight didn't offer on-seat TV, but overhead TV only displayed information such as course and weather. Sometime the information pages would switch to camera view displaying what looked like real-time images from a camera shooting below the airplane.

      It was good to look at, until it suddenly crashed, accompanyed by a loud sound that was probably caused by normal turbulence. Some passengers didn't know what was going on and started to scream uncontrollably.

      I recognized they familiar screen, and attempted to conform the coward by saying that "Don't worry, it's just WINDOWS crashing."

      More panic broke out, and the cockpit was in total chaos.

      BTW, talking about the scary part, I almost got arrested for causing terror in the air. Had I not repeated what it looks like a WINDOWS crashing in my laptop I'd still be in Taiwan prison.

  3. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by derfy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it's news that matters, right now, so....

    Two weeks.

  4. China Airlines uses Linux on their in-flight by vovin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just in case you were interested China Airlines uses Linux on their in-flight.
    I flew another airline that also used Linux but I don't recall which one. It's not very often you get to see the boot up but in one case they rebooted the system after they landed and in the other my partners crashed when we were trying to change the default language.

    1. Re:China Airlines uses Linux on their in-flight by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think more use Linux then use Windows. Every airline that I have flew on internationally that had an in flight entertainment system(Delta and Continental for sure, probably others) used the same in flight entertainment system that was linux based. I got to see the penguin a lot when my system repeatedly rebooted on a flight from Atlanta to Munich..... Now that the companies saved money by going Linux, maybe they can invest it in some touch screens that can actually take abuse.

    2. Re:China Airlines uses Linux on their in-flight by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not very often you get to see the boot up but in one case they rebooted the system after they landed and in the other my partners crashed when we were trying to change the default language.

      Oh my God, that's terrible! My condolences for your loss, and I will never use Linux again.

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    3. Re:China Airlines uses Linux on their in-flight by 2Bits · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just about every in-flight or on-board system in China used Linux by now. Those in the subway (Shanghai), on the bus, on the train, etc. Sometimes, you are on a bus, the bus runs over a hole or a bump, it shakes too much, the system flickers, and then you see a Linux boot up screen. Boot up time is pretty short, from black screen to fully animated screen with sound in less than 15 seconds.

    4. Re:China Airlines uses Linux on their in-flight by mpe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I flew Cathay Pacific recently, and they were using Linux for their in-flight entertainment too (my screen was stuck in standby at the start of the flight, so I got to see it reboot).

      Probably because it's powered from the cabin bus, which is the dirtiest and least reliable power supply on the aircraft. It will also glitch by design when switched between external and internal power.

  5. Performance boost. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Upgrading from Windows 3.x to Vista Ultimate should provide a significant performance boost for any application.

  6. Oh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are all nice to you when you retire. "Have fun on the beach," they say. Then one day, when you are relaxing in your hammock enjoying your time off maybe sipping a gin and tonic, the phone rings. "It's Linus and the Mac fag," they say, "They're back." "No way, I'm out of the game," you say. Then Windows ME bangs on your door, his back riddled with bullet holes, you know now and then that the computing world needs you. Up in the attic, you grab a handful of floppies and your trusty 2400 baud modem. "Fuck it," you mutter.

  7. I still have it. by arrenlex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Somewhere in our basement there is still an old machine which dual-boots windows 3.1 and windows 95A.

    It probably doesn't boot anymore, as it was having motherboard problems late in life, but a year or so ago I converted it to a virtual machine image under qemu. I can, within 5 minutes, boot a virtual machine into a legal copy of windows 3.1 that runs and contains useful applications that we don't have equivalents for.

    It's amazing that all this software still exists and is used by people, even after 18 years. Old tech is not as dead as you might think.

    1. Re:I still have it. by poetmatt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On a funny level, I'm curious what you think is a useful application on windows 3.1 that we magically somehow don't have an equivalent of. What do you have in mind?

    2. Re:I still have it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      we have lumber cut optimizer which is not available for new platforms. it optimizes the number of boards the lumber cutting saw can slice for a given varying shape of wooden log.

    3. Re:I still have it. by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On a funny level, I'm curious what you think is a useful application on windows 3.1 that we magically somehow don't have an equivalent of. What do you have in mind?

      One word (well, two words really, but only one when smashed together like marketing people like to do): SkiFree.

      Sure you can get a 32-bit version that runs under XP and even Vista, but come on! That's nothing like playing it the way it was meant to be played - 16 bits, 100% CPU usage, and Windows 3.1. Everything else is just a poor copy.

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    4. Re:I still have it. by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      PCI slots? Don't you mean ISA?

      On the other hand, you spent $200,000 on a piece of proprietary equipment that depends on a single piece of proprietary software? Being forced to keep win3.1 (you'l never be able to get a new copy legitimately) and a stockpile of antiquated hardware to run it on is the price you pay... Perhaps you should press for open specs and open code next time you buy a $200,000 piece of hardware, if your spending that much the company should bend over backwards to provide what you need...
      Or was it just a lack of forward thinking? Never thought about long term support for the equipment you bought?

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  8. Incredible by DesScorp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ok, I'm genuinely surprised at this. Considering how unstable 3X was, I'm shocked that anyone is using it for anything. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see DOS used in embedded systems, but 3X? Lots of people should have been fired a long time ago for going there in the first place.

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  9. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, and all nerds by now know that when it comes to governmental issues, the president no longer matters. A new CEO for General Electric however...

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  10. Damn it! by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was finally getting my config.sys and autoexec.bat files optimized. I suppose I could try putting Vista on my 33 MHz 486 (don't worry, it's a DX) ...

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    1. Re:Damn it! by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suppose I could try putting Vista on my 33 MHz 486

      Yep, just be sure that the turbo button is pressed on if you want to be able to move the mouse around.

  11. ATM machines by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OS/2 1.3 lived on for many years in ATM machines. Unlike Windows 3.1x, it was considered the most rock solid 16 bit OS out there. What did a majority of the machines get replaced with?... oh Windows.

    And as I've said in earlier stories, that's a bummer.

    Here in California we still have two types of Bank of America ATM machines. The older models, with the amber monochrome screens, I am told still run OS/2. The newer ones, with the color LCD screens, run Windows, and they are MUCH slower than the old ones and their interface is much less streamlined and intuitive.

    Now I ask you: It's an ATM machine. What was gained by the transition? The new ones allow you to do some fancy things -- such as setting preferences, so you can hit a "Quick Cash" button and get a predetermined amount with one keypress -- but most folks are just trying to get money out of the things and never spend the time to configure their own preferences. Really the only benefit of the new machines was the ability to show color ads during the transaction, but otherwise the OS/2 software was perfectly capable of handling the required operation (and even more so).

    Sometimes I wish more applications developers had experience with the embedded systems world. Know what I mean?

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    1. Re:ATM machines by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They also use the windows default sounds... Incorrectly! The ATM's use the "Error Beep" to confirm proper operation. After years of conditioning, it drives me nuts.

      At least do a little legwork.

    2. Re:ATM machines by phantomcircuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ever notice that the part that is slower involves you looking at an advertisement?

      Me thinks that is not a coincidence.

  12. In other news... by FlyByPC · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Ford announces they are discontinuing production of Model-A parts. Wright Aircraft and Bicycle Company is also rumored to be considering scaling back licensing of its iconic Wright Flyer, citing loss of market share to "those new-fangled planes with landing gear and ailerons."

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  13. Ah, the memories... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I still remember the first time I used a PC running Windows 3.11... I was in my early teens. I recall it was during a party at my uncle's place. I played with it just a bit, but it was enough to make a very strong impression on me. The interface, the usability, those things led me to make me a very important choice. That day I swore to myself: when time comes to get my own computer... it must be a Macintosh.

  14. Entertainment? Win3.1? by StreetStealth · · Score: 4, Funny

    How would an in-flight entertainment system even run on Windows 3.1? What kind of entertainment would you be viewing?

    Playing Cinepak-compressed video at 15 frames per second in 8 bit color? Maybe playing Minesweeper?

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    1. Re:Entertainment? Win3.1? by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Funny

      I used to have to masturbate to material of that quality, you insensitive clod!

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  15. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And nerds everywhere rejoiced. Finally people on /. are getting laid.

  16. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait... what obama story? Did something happen?

  17. Re:Foolish Linux idealogues by cgenman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Either spend a whole lot of time and money getting it ported over to an operating system that doesn't cost any money to license, or spend a whole lot of time and money getting it ported over to an operating system that doesn't scale with your existing hardware base, costs money, and can be end-of-lifed like the operating system it is replacing. In that view, Linux looks pretty good.

    I think the part that you're missing is that windows 3.x is no longer aquirable for these applications, and as such new hardware will need to be re-engineered for a newer operating system. In this case, a free and unencumbered OS might be the right way to go... either Linux, BSD, or FreeDOS.

  18. Re:Darn by kv9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bootup was significantly faster than my vista today (am downgrading to XP today;

    you misspelled upgrading.

  19. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, they finally caught him.

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  20. XP by Arancaytar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wait, I thought Microsoft had been trying for the past year to bury Windows XP - and now we find out they were still selling 3.x all along?

    Does this make sense to anyone?

  21. Re:Those kids these days! by marcosdumay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And the three-finger salute realy restarted the machine by that time. No soft restart (learn that Linux!), no set of options (learn that XP!), and was never ignored (learn that crashing Vista!), just a restart, managed by the BIOS, the way IBM meant it to be!

    Now, all you kids get out of my lawn!

  22. Re:Me too! by ciderVisor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pixilated women: helping ugly guys get laid since 1927.

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  23. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by johannesg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait... what obama story? Did something happen?

    Yeah, it was quite unexpected: after his highly successful second term, during which he finally managed to get rid of the national debt and negotiated some pretty decent peace terms with Australia, everybody thought he would take the position of ambassador to the Chino-Russian Mars colony. Instead he is opening a chocolate shop in Belgium, together with his wife.

    Gee, were you in a coma the last 8 years?

  24. Re:Slashdot, where's the Obama story? by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if we tell everybody that Obama use *nix, McCain is a kernel hacker and Sara Palin is CowboyNeal real mom? W00T!

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  25. False glitches by CustomDesigned · · Score: 4, Funny

    I flew across the US with my daughter, and I immediately turned off the in flight "entertainment" system on our seats. Well, I turned the brightness and volume all the way down - you couldn't actually turn the dang things off. The attendants kept walking by, seeing our screens dark, and without talking to me, rushing to the front of the cabin to announce, "Please be patient, we need to reboot the in-flight movie system." This happened about 6 times before they finally figured out that I was turning them off on purpose.

  26. It lives on! by dakameleon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Even in Vista, the spirit of Win3.1 still lives on in the Add Font dialog box!

    (Anyone know if they've updated that yet in Windows 7?)

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