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Scientists Turn Tequila Into Diamonds
MaxwellEdison writes "Researchers, oddly enough from the National Autonomous University of Mexico, have found a way to make diamond films using tequila. They were originally testing methods of creating the films with organic solutions like acetone when it was noticed the ideal ratios of water and ethanol turned out to be about 80 proof, or 40% alcohol. '"To dissipate any doubts, one morning on the way to the lab I bought a pocket-size bottle of cheap white tequila and we did some tests," Apátiga said. "We were in doubt over whether the great amount of chemicals present in tequila, other than water and ethanol, would contaminate or obstruct the process, it turned out to be not so. The results were amazing, same as with the ethanol and water compound, we obtained almost spherical shaped diamonds of nanometric size. There is no doubt; tequila has the exact proportion of carbon, hydrogen and oxygen atoms necessary to form diamonds."'"
Diamonds make girls easier to sleep with; tequila makes girls easier to sleep with. We really should have seen this earlier.
Drinking too much of the tequilla beforehand might impact the observations.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
This is good news. Shortly, you'll be able to use the same substance that got you into this mess, for the ring.
But now we'll have to protect these scientists, as well as tequila factories, lest DeBeers have them assassinated.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Ben Franklin
"Tequila is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy and rich" -- Jose Cuervo Sauza-Patron
Of course women dream of wearing something on their finger that you passed through your penis.
You'll be okay. Turns out cirrhosis is just a build up of diamonds. So now liver transplants can pay for themselves!
-=Bang Bang=-
I'm almost certain there's a 'your mother' joke in there somewhere.
No worse than the other places she's put that finger.
I was gonna call for a rimshot...but that would just be tasteless
-=Bang Bang=-
Just got caught with the tequila at work, and had to come up with an excuse quickly.
Umm... we're... um... um... trying to make diamond nanospheres with it! Yeah, diamond nanospheres! That's the ticket.
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
I have personally turned tequila into many things. Including vomit and diarrhea.
Because the research was done at UNAM. And the only thing worse than cheap Mexican tequila is cheap Mexican vodka. Even the worms refuse to drown in it.
"I guess the moral of the story is, don't paint your airship with rocket fuel." -- Addison Bain
is there nothing you can't do? From creating diamonds to making me forget my freshman (and most of my sophomore)year at college.
Good Times,good times...
Don't rush me, Sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
"vodka is proof god hates us and wants us to die."
--american dude morning after drinking with russians