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As Seas Rise, Maldives Seek To Buy a New Homeland

Peace Corps Online writes "The Maldives will begin to divert a portion of the country's billion-dollar annual tourist revenue to buy a new homeland as insurance against climate change. Rising sea levels threaten to turn the 300,000 islanders into environmental refugees as the chain of 1,200 island and coral atolls dotted 500 miles from the tip of India is likely to disappear under the waves if the current pace of climate change continues to raise sea levels. The UN forecasts that the seas are likely to rise by up to 59 cm by the year 2100. Most parts of the Maldives are just 150 cm above water so even a 'small rise' in sea levels would inundate large parts of the archipelago. 'We can do nothing to stop climate change on our own and so we have to buy land elsewhere. It's an insurance policy for the worst possible outcome,' says the Muslim country's first democratically elected president, Mohamed Nasheed, adding that he has already broached the subject with a number of countries and found them to be 'receptive.' India and Sri Lanka are targets because they have similar cultures and climates; Australia is worth looking at because of the immense amount of unoccupied land in that country. 'We do not want to leave the Maldives, but we also do not want to be climate refugees living in tents for decades.'"

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  1. A myth. by Daryen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They have nothing to worry about, Global Warming is just a myth!

    ...Right?

    If the summary is correct, and they are only 150 centimeters above water... than this isn't a very good place to build regardless of global warming or not. Your average over-sized wave could swamp the entire island.

    1. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      only 150 centimeters

      Obviously the islamists are helping their librul friends with their global warming scam by scraping the top off the island so that they can claim it is disappearing!

    2. Re:A myth. by bugeaterr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ...Right?

      Right!
      Rising ocean levels *proves* that *man* causes rising ocean levels.
      Your logic is inescapable.
      So why are Maldivians packing their bags?
      Don't they know that the Democrats now have total control of the US government
      and will sign the Kyoto Protocol, thus lowering sea levels?

    3. Re:A myth. by theaveng · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Only Christians (specifically fundamentalists) are that dumb. Muslims and Jews take matters into their own hands and fix their own problems.

      >>>Global Warming is just a myth!

      No it's real (probably), but it's not man-made. The previous two warming events (3000 BC) and (300-1200 AD) were not caused by man, and it's unlikely this one is either. It's just a natural cycle... same as the glaciers retreating north 10,000 years ago, or the dinosaurs living without ANY ice (not even the poles) 200 million years ago. Warming happens.

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    4. Re:A myth. by Andr+T. · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't they know that the Democrats now have total control of the US government and will sign the Kyoto Protocol, thus lowering sea levels?

      The USA has already signed the protocol. It has to be ratified, though.

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    5. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Muslims and Jews take matters into their own hands and fix their own problems.

      Which explains why Israel has been at peace with her neighbors since her inception and the Middle East is one of the nicest places on Earth to call home......

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    6. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The USA has already signed [wikipedia.org] the protocol. It has to be ratified, though.

      I'm a Democrat and think of myself as an environmentalist and even I'm skeptical about the value of the Kyoto Protocol. What's the point in the Western countries tanking our economies to bring down emissions if China is bringing dozens of new coal power plants online and adding millions of new vehicles to the road?

      I would like to see progress made on green technology (which will translate into more jobs and economic recovery) so that we can bring emissions down and sell that technology to the rest of the World -- but why all of this focus on Kyoto when the protocol itself is inherently unfair to developed countries?

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    7. Re:A myth. by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a Democrat and think of myself as an environmentalist and even I'm skeptical about the value of the Kyoto Protocol. What's the point in the Western countries tanking our economies to bring down emissions if China is bringing dozens of new coal power plants online and adding millions of new vehicles to the road?

      A true environmentalist SHOULD be skeptical about a body of law explicitly allowing developing nations to pollute. This is an incredibly stupid thing to do, because there is not in fact any real benefit to it. The simple truth is that it is more cost-effective to be "green" over any kind of reasonable time scale.

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    8. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You forgot to explain why the warming happens (other than the "natural cycle" bit, which is about as useful as "God did it"). How do you explain the obvious and peculiar differences between the current warming and the previous ones? I'm skeptical of all assertions about climate change that aren't backed up by real evidence; people often get their information from politicians instead of science.

    9. Re:A myth. by Mr2cents · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I really don't get why people are so reluctant to consider that burning 80 million barrels of oil each day does not affect the climate. I keep hearing those "Oh, I don't believe it" voices on /., but really, is it anything else than an excuse for not changing a wasteful lifestyle? A bit like an addict would deny having a problem?

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    10. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A true environmentalist SHOULD be skeptical about a body of law explicitly allowing developing nations to pollute. This is an incredibly stupid thing to do, because there is not in fact any real benefit to it. The simple truth is that it is more cost-effective to be "green" over any kind of reasonable time scale.

      It also seems counterproductive from an economic standpoint. If we make carbon emissions expensive in the United States and Europe what's to stop companies from moving carbon-intensive parts of their operations to China and India? Then we lose twice -- we haven't brought emissions down any (in fact we probably brought them up due to the logistics of moving goods greater distances) and we've wiped out jobs and a tax base here at home.

      I think we need a big investment into green technology but agreeing to mandated cuts in emissions while simultaneously agreeing to allow developing countries to increase emissions seems like an incredibly dumb idea to me. We are screwing ourselves environmentally and economically.

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    11. Re:A myth. by bugeaterr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Flamebait, eh?
      All I've done is point out the basic argument of environmentalists on this topic.

    12. Re:A myth. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pollution also just happens to contribute to the global climate. Ozone depletion due to man made chemicals also contributes. Why qualify the warming with a probably - the fact that the earth has been heating up is indisputable. The cause is contentious, but at the very least we are contributing to and exacerbating the problem.

    13. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      agreeing to allow developing countries to increase emissions seems like an incredibly dumb idea to me

      Are you kidding me?! Take a look at any 'developing nation' in Africa. Many people can't even get clean water, much less food, and you expect them not to increase emissions/go green?! These countries are printing million dollar notes because of absurd inflation and you are not allowing them to increase emssions?! Developing countries have no other choice than to use the cheapest energy source, period. As a country progresses, economically and technologically, they can begin to invest into cleaner technologies and eventually start to go 'green'. Even here in American it is still more expensive to consumer green energy than it is to consume oil and coal. With your complete and utter ignorance of economic conditions of developing countries and, it seems, the basics of economics, you should be more circumspect in questioning other people's intelligence.

    14. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The plans I have seen include an import tax on goods coming into the US from countries that are not reducing emissions. But that doesn't help the US with what's left of our export markets.

    15. Re:A myth. by smashin234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We shouldn't be wasteful, and I agree that we may be effecting the climate, but stories like this just smack of "the sky is falling" all over again. Why can't we have environmentalism without the alarm? Thats the kind of environmentalist I am, I just want to attempt to stop being wasteful and live more frugally and more in-line with nature (now I know its impossible to be completly CO2 free, but we can do better then we are now.)

      There are better ways to combat environmental problems then alarmism.

    16. Re:A myth. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1, Troll

      By developing countries he means India and China. You know, the countries that are actually developing and hence increasing their CO2 emissions.

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    17. Re:A myth. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0, Troll

      You are an idiot. The GP only points out that enforcing a decrease in emissions in developed countries does more harm than good if developing nations are still allowed to increase. He never once wrote that developing nations shouldn't be allowed to.

    18. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      only 150 centimeters

      Obviously the islamists are helping their librul friends with their global warming scam by scraping the top off the island so that they can claim it is disappearing!

      If you'd RTFA, you'd know that it were the Gayoom cronies who were skimming off the top of the islands.

      Gayoom is out of power now, but the islands now have to deal with his legacy.

    19. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 3, Informative

      No it's real (probably), but it's not man-made.

      You mean it's real, and it's probably man-made. There is still some discussion about that last part because climate and sea levels fluctuate naturally, but theory has predicted that rising CO2 levels will cause oceans to rise, and now that it's actually happening, that same theory is still the best explanation. There's also sun spots and stuff like that, but those explanations leave a gap. A gap that's nicely filled by the theory that rising CO2 levels cause global warming.

    20. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The plans I have seen include an import tax on goods coming into the US from countries that are not reducing emissions.

      That seem to be a violation of our so-called "free trade" agreements though. If you can impose tariffs on foreign products merely because of a carbon footprint then why can't you impose tariffs on them to compensate for the cheaper labor or lack of environmental/worker regulations?

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    21. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really don't get why people are so reluctant to consider that burning 80 million barrels of oil each day does not affect the climate. I keep hearing those "Oh, I don't believe it" voices on /.,

      That argument is a good enough to deny evolution, so why not global warming?

    22. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm a Democrat and think of myself as an environmentalist and even I'm skeptical about the value of the Kyoto Protocol. What's the point in the Western countries tanking our economies to bring down emissions if China is bringing dozens of new coal power plants online and adding millions of new vehicles to the road?

      China wants our standard of living. The world simply cannot cope with 1.2 billion Chinese living at the current American/European standard of living. But if we clean up our act, then China may simply follow suit.

      I would like to see progress made on green technology (which will translate into more jobs and economic recovery) so that we can bring emissions down and sell that technology to the rest of the World -- but why all of this focus on Kyoto when the protocol itself is inherently unfair to developed countries?

      I agree Kyoto is a terrible (and quite possibly harmful) compromise. We do need some sort of international agreement, though. Hopefully Kyoto is a step towards something better.

    23. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Take a look at any 'developing nation' in Africa

      I wasn't aware that India and China were located in Africa. Those were the two nations I was primarily referring to -- something you might have known if you had bothered to read my post before posting your knee-jerk response.

      These countries are printing million dollar notes because of absurd inflation and you are not allowing them to increase emssions?!

      Did I say they can't increase emissions? All I said was that it seems counterproductive from an environmental and economic standpoint to shift the carbon burden to developing nations. That's exactly what will happen if we make it too expensive to produce carbon-intensive products in the developed World. I assume you are familiar with the concept of free trade and the probable ramifications of making carbon more expensive in one part of the World and cheaper in another?

      Developing countries have no other choice than to use the cheapest energy source, period

      And many times the cheapest energy source will turn out to be one with a lower carbon footprint. I recently saw a piece on the Newshour about a program in India that teaches people how to install and maintain solar power systems. Apparently the solar power systems are a cheaper way of providing power to remote villages than the traditional power grid backed by fossil fuels. This hasn't gotten a lot of attention yet but I'd say it sounds pretty promising in the long term.

      you should be more circumspect in questioning other people's intelligence

      Where did I question someone's intelligence? All I did was express my skepticism regarding the Kyoto protocol.

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    24. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      China wants our standard of living. The world simply cannot cope with 1.2 billion Chinese living at the current American/European standard of living.

      I would disagree. Your statement is probably accurate with existing technology but I don't see why our standard of living would be unsustainable with greener/carbon neutral technology. We should certainly hope that this is the case -- because history doesn't have very many (any?) examples of rich countries willingly accepting a lower standard of living for the "greater good".

      I agree Kyoto is a terrible (and quite possibly harmful) compromise. We do need some sort of international agreement, though. Hopefully Kyoto is a step towards something better.

      So if you think it's a harmful compromise why should we ratify it? Wouldn't it be better to come up with something better? Or just invest the money into green technology and let the marketplace sort it out? As it stands I'd be concerned that all we'll wind up doing is shifting carbon-intensive production overseas -- so the emissions don't go down (they probably go up because of logistical considerations) and the economic impact winds up being negative. Hardly a winning formula to solve the climate crisis.

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    25. Re:A myth. by sveiki_neliels · · Score: 1

      Nobody said they always succeed. Besides, the Middle East conflict is thought by many to be a territorial dispute that was sublimated into a religious conflict. As a religious mindset wasn't really the root cause here, I'm not sure the conflict relates to GP's comment.

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    26. Re:A myth. by ahankinson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why can't we have environmentalism without the alarm?

      Hmm... maybe because it's an urgent problem? It's like acting - you have to exaggerate your emoting in order to get the emotional point across to your audience. With the urgency of the problem (i.e. it's starting to happen RIGHT NOW), you need to make huge claims to get people to move just a bit. If you claim people in the Maldives are losing their homes due to global warming, you may get Phil in northern Alberta to carpool or take public transit instead of driving his SUV to work.

    27. Re:A myth. by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      What's the point in the Western countries tanking our economies to bring down emissions if China is bringing dozens of new coal power plants online and adding millions of new vehicles to the road?

      If internal combustion engines were going to be completely banned in cars a few years from now, the first thing that'd happen to the economy is it'd explode as several hundred million people rush to build/buy alternative transport and new power sources to run it from.
      The only question is whether people want to start moving to alternatives now, or whether they'll sit there and wait until they run out of the resources they need to build the alternatives in the first place.

    28. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      As a religious mindset wasn't really the root cause here, I'm not sure the conflict relates to GP's comment.

      Eh, my only intent was to show the stupidity of the GP's comment that "only Christians are that dumb". I think you'll find your fair share of stupidity among all religions -- indeed, among all peoples.

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    29. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the point in the Western countries tanking our economies to bring down emissions if China is bringing dozens of new coal power plants online and adding millions of new vehicles to the road?

      Bragging rights.

    30. Re:A myth. by sveiki_neliels · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find your fair share of stupidity among all religions -- indeed, among all peoples.

      No truer statement has ever been made.

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    31. Re:A myth. by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why can't we have environmentalism without the alarm?

      Because if we didn't have the alarm, then people in Maldives would drown instead of buying new land.

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    32. Re:A myth. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      These countries are printing million dollar notes because of absurd inflation and you are not allowing them to increase emssions?!

      You're talking about Zimbabwe here. Which is printing million dollar banknotes to deal with their 231 billion percent annual inflation (as of the last article I read on Yahoo, yesterday or the day before).

      It has nothing whatsoever to do with CO2 emissions, or even with poverty, but rather with government policies that very carefully destroyed their own economy and then used the tried and true "print money day and night till inflation is under control".

      Note that any government can, by careful choice of policies, destroy its own economy. It's likely that we would do so, if we tried to implement Kyoto at this late date - a massive decrease in CO2 emissions achieved in less than four years would have disastrous effects on our (or any other) economy.

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    33. Re:A myth. by tripdizzle · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I really don't get why people are so reluctant to consider that burning 80 million barrels of oil each day does not affect the climate.

      Because volcanoes put more carbon into the air that humans will in our entire existence on this earth.

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    34. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm all for moving to the alternatives. I just want to see it done in such a fashion as to actually be successful. Kyoto doesn't sound like a recipe for success to me. From my vantage point it looks like an economic and environmental disaster waiting to happen.

      Unless we are willing to scale back/abandon the concept of free trade all that I see happening is carbon intensive industries moving their operations offshore, resulting in zero carbon reduction. What other outcome do you envision if you make carbon hugely expensive in the developed world and nearly free in the developing world? Shared sacarfice won't happen -- China and India aren't likely to abandon their development because some Westerners are whining about the ice caps.

      It would seem to me that we could be investing money into green technology and encouraging it's adoption without tying the hands of our existing industry and causing undo damage to our economy. Start the green revolution right here and let our existing industries adapt over time instead of driving them offshore. This will be better in the long run for both the environment and the economy than setting artificial targets that give the developing world a license to emit as much carbon as they desire.

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    35. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, Kyoto is fair to everybody, including developed countries who are most responsible for this problem

    36. Re:A myth. by radtea · · Score: 4, Interesting

      GCMs have energy conservation added to them by hand.

      At least all the ones I've looked at do.

      To a computational physicist that means they are non-physical. They don't and can't make any serious claim to modelling climate.

      Attempts to compare the results of GCMs to actual temperature readings have shown more anti-correlations than correlations, and that's without even correcting for the heat island effect, which makes the comparison worse.

      The use of "average global temperature" is unphysical. Temperature is an intensive thermodynamic quantity. It cannot be averaged in an inhomogeneous substance like the atmosphere. Atmospheric heat content should be used, but isn't.

      So, anyone who takes GCMs seriously needs to answer these questions:

      1) Why do you believe unphysical models are a sound basis for strong public policy measures?

      2) Why do you believe disconfirmed models are a sound basis for strong public policy measures?

      3) Why do you believe that an unphysical global average temperature is even worth talking about (that is, why aren't you talking about global atmospheric heat content?)

      I believe dumping gigatonnes of garbage into the atmosphere is a bad idea, and that our policies should be drifting in the direction of reducing that. But I also believe that people who are making strong claims about the future of global climate based on GCM results are badly mistaken about the strength of their conclusions, and as a scientist I care far more about what is TRUE than what will motivate people to change.

      It is wrong to mislead people in order to get them to change.

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    37. Re:A myth. by adonoman · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've met Phil - he's the sort of guy to go out to his back and throw an extra gallon of engine oil on his tire fire just to spite the Maldivians.

    38. Re:A myth. by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      A better way would be to slash Phil's tires. Then you can sell him a space in your organized car pool.

      It's vigilante environmentalism for fun and profit.

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    39. Re:A myth. by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's actually not true.
      Compare this with this, and you'll find that your Random Regurgitated Factoid is, in fact, bollocks.

      Thanks for playing PAFOOYA (Pull A Fact Out Of Your Arse).

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    40. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      China wants our standard of living. The world simply cannot cope with 1.2 billion Chinese living at the current American/European standard of living.

      I would disagree. Your statement is probably accurate with existing technology but I don't see why our standard of living would be unsustainable with greener/carbon neutral technology.

      That's why I said current. If you take the amount of oil, gas and coal we burn per American/European, and multiply that by 1.2 billion Chinese and 1 billion Indians, we're going to need a whole lot more fossil fuels than there currently is in the world. It would also triple the world's CO2 emissions.

      I agree Kyoto is a terrible (and quite possibly harmful) compromise. We do need some sort of international agreement, though. Hopefully Kyoto is a step towards something better.

      So if you think it's a harmful compromise why should we ratify it? Wouldn't it be better to come up with something better?

      It might give a signal that you care about the issue at least. But it really shouldn't be seen as the final solution. Coming up with something better is obviously better.

      Or just invest the money into green technology and let the marketplace sort it out?

      How exactly do you expect the marketplace to sort it out? It needs some sort of stimulus. Personally my favourite is simply to tax everything that pollutes in ratio to how polluting it is. That makes clean technology more profitable, and will allow the market to sort out the rest.

    41. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It might give a signal that you care about the issue at least.

      I think there are better ways to do that than by entering into a flawed treaty.

      How exactly do you expect the marketplace to sort it out? It needs some sort of stimulus. Personally my favourite is simply to tax everything that pollutes in ratio to how polluting it is. That makes clean technology more profitable, and will allow the market to sort out the rest.

      The marketplace was well on the way to sorting it out at $140/bbl oil. The economic crisis and subsequent drop in oil prices has likely set this process back -- but I don't buy that the marketplace can't provide a solution to this problem. Taxing carbon sources is a legitimate idea that I could support -- but you'd have to find a way to do it that wouldn't disadvantage the economy in the global marketplace.

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    42. Re:A myth. by Zdzicho00 · · Score: 2, Informative

      OK. Will explain it once again.

      1. Is global warming a true process?

      ANSWER: YES. We are simply getting closer to the middle of interglacial period.

      2. Is the humankind activity a main source of global warming?

      ANSWER: NO. Global warming has started after last glacial period somewhere between 10,000 and 15,000 BP and most likely is caused by changes in Sun activity.

      /Z

    43. Re:A myth. by pod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's great, and I'm sure there is an effect. But any visible measures being taken today are mostly at the individual consumer level... cutting vehicle emissions 20% will reduce total carbon release, what, 1%? It's probably not even measurable.

      I'm not as much concerned about the CO2 in our atmosphere as I am about the even larger amounts of heavy metals, radioactive isotopes, and all manner of other poisons that are released into the air, ground and water all around the world by industrial activity. They are, immediately, much more harmful to all life, and literally nothing is being done about them.

      But go ahead, displace your carbon intensive activities to other countries that don't care (or are not allowed to care by Kyoto), get whacked by a triple whammy of lost jobs, increased carbon release from those activities, and even more carbon release from transporting stuff back and forth.

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    44. Re:A myth. by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      For nearly 30 years, Professor Christy has been in charge of NASA's eight weather satellites that take more than 300,000 temperature readings daily around the globe. In a paper co-written with Dr. Douglass, he concludes that while manmade emissions may be having a slight impact, "variations in global temperatures since 1978 ... cannot be attributed to carbon dioxide." http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2008/10/20/lorne-gunter-thirty-years-of-warmer-temperatures-go-poof.aspx

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    45. Re:A myth. by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rising ocean levels *proves* that *man* causes rising ocean levels.

      Agreed. If it's the *ocean* that is rising, then it must be *fish* that are causing it. (or maybe too many whales?)

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    46. Re:A myth. by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      3. Is climate change occurring at a rate faster than our models of previous climate cycles predict?

      ANSWER: Yes.

      4. Does climate change affect humanity?

      ANSWER: Yes. It heavily impacts our food supply, living conditions and economy. Putting stress on those three things also destabilizes governments.

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    47. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you'll find your fair share of stupidity among all religions -- indeed, among all peoples.

      No truer statement has ever been made.

      Jesus, you're right!

    48. Re:A myth. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      "In a phone interview, Christy said that while he supports the AGU declaration, and is convinced that human activities are the major cause of the global warming that has been measured" - Earth warming at faster pace, say top science group's leaders "It is scientifically inconceivable that after changing forests into cities, turning millions of acres into farmland, putting massive quantities of soot and dust into the atmosphere and sending quantities of greenhouse gases into the air, that the natural course of climate change hasn't been increased in the past century.''

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    49. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our religion is only practiced by people with an IQ over 160. We are currently communing with our god to discover what drivel should be used to control the rest of you sheep.

    50. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

      and then used the tried and true "print money day and night till inflation is under control".

      Isn't that as likely to be successful as a heroin addict who keeps shooting up until his addiction is under control?

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    51. Re:A myth. by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      GDP of a country is directly proportional to the Gas consumption. Take the GDP of a country in trillions/year and the number would almost exactly match the number of millions of barrels of oil consumed in a year.(US =13 trillion, 10 billion barrels, China 2, 2)
      The idea is that on a per person basis China consumes comparably smaller number of barrels of oil per person and as a consequence they are also poorer. Asking them to cut their production by 20% is far more tougher than getting US to cut an equivalent percentage. As the GDP/person matches, the restrictions should be equal.
      Another ,cynical, way of looking at it is that US has already polluted its way to development, we'll let China do it for a while now
      Atleast that's the theory. Implementation is far more different though -- US has developed in a way (no public transport, wide highways, scattered towns, low population density) that it is tough for US to cut any emissions without its effects being felt. Hence nobody cut the prices and Oil prices shot up in the short-term.
      BTW, about green technologies, I have not yet seen a technology that is going to break even below $50 / barrel. We may have to cut some production somewhere if US wants to keep Florida .

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    52. Re:A myth. by Retric · · Score: 1

      Cars use a lot more energy than you might think. They release carbon both in moving the car/truck /SUV's and refining the fuel. So a ~20% drop in car emissions would end up as a ~5-10% drop in CO2 emissions from the US.

    53. Re:A myth. by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      Carbon taxes are what economists call Externalities
      And most economists hate them because they don't involve market forces - Carbon trading was a way of making this more manageable.
      What you said overall though is correct. With free trade, according to classical economics, nations with cheap capital will get even more cheaper capital while countries with cheap labor will see labor costs increase slowly.
      My belief is that production will move East , green rules or not. Most energy intensive industries are also labor intensive (Steel, Aluminum pdn., any products made of plastics etc.)and the price advantage in terms of labor far outweighs any costs added by emissions trade.

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    54. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get the facts right...countries like china and india want to keep their 'pollution' on the raise trying to develop faster just as the 'developed' countries have done in the past...they are just a leg behind and dont want to give up because the 'developed' countries are now pressuring them...

    55. Re:A myth. by operagost · · Score: 1

      The habitats of various endangered species impede our ability to expand, but we protect them at our own inconvenience. Is it okay for us to tinker with the climate in order to protect a relatively small number of people? What if using our flawed models causes us to be plunged into an ice age?

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    56. Re:A myth. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It sounds like our current problem with global warming is most likely part natural, part human-caused.

      So instead of bickering over the causes, maybe we should be looking at ways of dealing with the problem. I believe I read something recently about an idea to put a giant "sun shield" in orbit to slightly reduce the amount of sunlight hitting the earth, which could stop the rate of global warming. Something like this would be expensive, but probably much cheaper and more effective than doing nothing, or attempting to curtail manmade carbon dioxide emiisions.

    57. Re:A myth. by Bryansix · · Score: 1, Troll

      Actually it is a nice place to call home compared to the squalor that surrounds it on all sides.

    58. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate to tell you this, but computational physicists work with assumptions that would make a climatologist blush. Computational physicists work with systems that are computationally feasible - i.e. 2 particles interacting in a vacuum, solar system with a central "anchor", etc. Any model we have is non-physical - it can't be, it's a model. The only question is whether the model at hand can predict the future evolution of the modeled system. GCMs have been quite accurate, if a little too conservative.

      From one scientist to another - if you're looking for truth in science, you're looking in the wrong place. Philosophy is concerned with Truth. Science is merely concerned with accurately explaining the natural world around us.

    59. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      My belief is that production will move East , green rules or not. Most energy intensive industries are also labor intensive (Steel, Aluminum pdn., any products made of plastics etc.)and the price advantage in terms of labor far outweighs any costs added by emissions trade.

      That depends on what happens with energy costs. If oil continues to skyrocket and we can't come up with a suitable replacement then it will eventually become more expensive to ship those goods across oceans than it would be to produce them locally. I've seen varying estimates on this -- anywhere from $200/bbl to $400/bbl.

      Interestingly enough I've heard from a few friends of mine whom work for New York State that a few employers have actually brought jobs back to the State -- because of the aforementioned shipping costs. If this was happening with oil around $140/bbl imagine what would happen if oil hit $200 or more.

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    60. Re:A myth. by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      It did a lot of things to New York.
      Last I knew , the Erie Canal was having traffic jams because it was cheaper to use the Canal rather than roads !!

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    61. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      at a rate faster than our models

      The key word here is "models".

    62. Re:A myth. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm all for moving to the alternatives. I just want to see it done in such a fashion as to actually be successful. Kyoto doesn't sound like a recipe for success to me. From my vantage point it looks like an economic and environmental disaster waiting to happen.

      So your solution is to just wait it out, and hope fixing things up later will be cheap enough.

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    63. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what you're saying is that Bush really wasn't such a bad President for bucking the trend and refusing to sign that silly treaty?

    64. Re:A myth. by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      While your info is from a newspaper in San Francisco, mine is from NASA. The only fact on can come to in this climate change controversy is that the science is still out. Both sides say they have the top scientists that agree with them. Both sides have enough money to throw at studies to "prove" whatever they want "proven". What I believe is we shouldn't start making drastic changes and legislation due to the scaremongering from one side that says the earth is going to flood if we don't make drastic changes to our lives, how we travel, and how we manufacture goods. Everyone just needs to chill out and wait for some actual conclusive results. Remember the global cooling scares in the 70's? The solutions offered then are the same solutions being offered now.

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    65. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waiting for you to build a time machine to prove it some other way.

    66. Re:A myth. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Follow the money. This is all about deliberately tanking Western economies, to make them dependent on developing countries' exports, including energy. But we're apparently too dumb to realise that.

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    67. Re:A myth. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Not a huge fan of any sorts of orbital installations that will be destroyed by space junk and turn into an unmanageable debris field.

      Maybe we should start with simple things, like avoid venting methane into the atmosphere when drilling oil. And work our way up to nuclear and solar powered devices to scrub CO2 out of the atmosphere and sequester it somewhere. (If you can do this by planting a forest, then great. Else we might have to build some big ugly machines to do it).

      If we've gone past the tipping point, which I believe is likely. We should perhaps invest in researching technology to help us maintain a stable society by protecting agriculture, homes and toughing up the economy to soften the blow. (like stop borrowing money and have some real GDP growth)

      The problem I have always seen with the global warming debate is that it quickly becomes a political issue due to the solutions (and problems) having far reaching consequences and massive cost with no direct profit.

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    68. Re:A myth. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      mmmhh... looks like I borked my reply. As a quick summary, I'll just say two things: computational physics work with assumptions that would make a climatologist blush, and models are always non-physical.

      Look, from one physicist to another: if you're looking for truth, you're looking in the wrong place. Philosophy will tell you all (and more) about Truth. Science merely tells you about whether models are able to accurately predict events. The fact that we get some insight into how things work is almost incidental, and always subject to revision.

      The models are working, if a bit conservative in their predictions. Whether they meet your standard of physicality is irrelevant.

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    69. Re:A myth. by Bj�rn · · Score: 1

      That's why I said current. If you take the amount of oil, gas and coal we burn per American/European, and multiply that by 1.2 billion Chinese and 1 billion Indians, we're going to need a whole lot more fossil fuels than there currently is in the world. It would also triple the world's CO2 emissions.

      Don't equate standard of living with CO2 emission. Sweden has about a quarter of the CO2 emissions per captia that the US has, yet it has a slightly higher GDP per capita than the US. Many European countries have significantly lower CO2 emission than the US.

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    70. Re:A myth. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Not a huge fan of any sorts of orbital installations that will be destroyed by space junk and turn into an unmanageable debris field.

      I'm not sure how much of a problem this really is. After all, the ISS and many, many satellites are in orbit, and don't seem to have too many problems getting hit by space junk. Also, I think most space junk, at any orbital level, is traveling the same velocity as other satellites (or else it'd fall back into the earth's atmosphere), so collisions don't happen often. There's probably a lot more problems with small asteroids than space junk. A large net (to reduce the sunlight, not block it completely) or similar would probably not be significantly affected by micrometeors punching small holes in it anyway.

      Maybe we should start with simple things, like avoid venting methane into the atmosphere when drilling oil.

      They do that? That's pretty stupid. It seems like that would make a nice fuel. I've read of dairy farmers who collect cow feces, heat them up in a covered area, capture the methane gas produced, and run generators from it, and end up making so much excess power that they get as much money from the power company as they do from the cows' milk.

      If you can do this by planting a forest, then great.

      This is certainly a simple and cheap way of sequestering carbon. It can even be done in cities.

    71. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasteful lifestyle? Think of the alternative. Some other human being(s) exercising authority will tell you where you can live, what size your dwelling can be, if you can drive, how much you can drive, what you can drive, where you can work, how much you can earn, how much you keep what you earn, how much you can eat, when you can eat, with whom you are permitted to associate. Why should hundreds of millions (including you) subject to tyranny because some think that by virtue of standing above sea level means that it ought to be inhabited.

      Don't even bring in the idea that markets can be just as much a tyrant as man because the Prophetess of Slashdot had a rejoinder that involves the quote "should know the difference on one' backside".

      Pleas file story under Jihad Under Color of Science.

    72. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The NYT recently had an article about this. They have some interesting figures -- a gallon of diesel can move one ton of fright 59 miles via truck, 202 miles by train and 514 miles via canal barges. A pretty impressive figure.

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    73. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So, what you're saying is that Bush really wasn't such a bad President for bucking the trend and refusing to sign that silly treaty?

      No, I'm saying that I agree with his stance on this particular issue. I'll leave it to history to decide how to rate GWB's presidency.

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    74. Re:A myth. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      So your solution is to just wait it out, and hope fixing things up later will be cheap enough.

      No, my solution is to find something that will work. Kyoto will not work for reasons that I've already explained. Increasing the cost of carbon in one part of the World while leaving it cheaper (or free) in the rest of the World will just move the carbon emissions to a different portion of the pie chart. The analogy would be the labor markets and outsourcing -- labor is cheaper overseas so companies have an incentive to outsource jobs. Do you really think carbon emissions will be any different?

      If you intend to solve this problem with a treaty then it needs to impose equal reductions on all carbon emitting states. I don't think this is particularly likely as I don't see a compelling reason for China or India to halt their economic growth. In the West we have the luxury of worrying about the polar ice caps -- in China they have hundreds of millions of rural poor to worry about.

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    75. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      How exactly do you expect the marketplace to sort it out? It needs some sort of stimulus. Personally my favourite is simply to tax everything that pollutes in ratio to how polluting it is. That makes clean technology more profitable, and will allow the market to sort out the rest.

      The marketplace was well on the way to sorting it out at $140/bbl oil.

      By accident, temporarily, and still not very well. It's true that higher prices for burning fossil fuels and other polluting activities is part of the solution, but the market on its own doesn't necessarily guarantee those higher prices.

      The economic crisis and subsequent drop in oil prices has likely set this process back -- but I don't buy that the marketplace can't provide a solution to this problem. Taxing carbon sources is a legitimate idea that I could support -- but you'd have to find a way to do it that wouldn't disadvantage the economy in the global marketplace.

      Reduce taxes elsewhere. Preferably in places where it stimulates the economy more. Places where economic growth doesn't mean more pollution. Or just cut income taxes to almost nothing and use eco-tax as the government's main source of income. This will give people more money to spend on higher gas prices. Or on more environmental alternatives.

    76. Re:A myth. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      God helps those who help themselves.

      (Apparently)

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    77. Re:A myth. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Science still out? That's exactly what the tobacco companies say about cancer (because it benefits them to do so).

      Nobody can CONCLUSIVELY PROVE that smoking causes cancer, but it's a pretty safe bet.

      What I believe is we shouldn't start making drastic changes and legislation

      Is anybody asking you to? Cars can be much more economical without affecting how you travel. The only people really affected will be the oil barons who are running the country - the exact same people who are deliberately writing those "science is still out" speeches which you seem to enjoy.

      Everyone just needs to chill out and wait

      Um, the sea is rising today.

      Now.

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    78. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To address Question 1:
      First, are you talking about the actual algorithm used to approximately solve the equations or about the model behind of it?
      It is perfectly appropriate to use a per se non-conserving algorithm (due to e.g. speed reasons) for a conserving model and add the conservation back as a constraint. It's numerics - it does not have to be right, it just has to be good enough.

      Second, even if you are talking about the model used - what exactly do you claim to be wrong with that? We are obviously not talking about a system at any sort of equilibrium. Then there is the sun which adds energy to the simulated earth which not necessarily need to be radiated at the same rate as we are not at equilibrium or a stable point/...
      So why do you claim that the model for the earth should conserve energy? There are a lot of e.g. damped models out there (take the Gilbert equation) which don't conserve energy but still yield reliable results.

      To address Question 2:
      Can you be a bit more specific? I have been told in an academic environment by usually trustworthy people that at a large scale the models can predict historic events. That seems good enough to make a public policy decision - we do not need to know whether there will be 3.5 or 3.9 times as many hurricanes or if the atmospheric heat content will rise by 40% or 60% - it is enough to now that there will be _significantly more_

      To address Question 3:

      Lies for journalists. Simply as that.

      Everybody knows what a "temperature" is. Try to explain "atmospheric heat content" to Joe the plumber.

    79. Re:A myth. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      You do know that Bill Clinton signed the Kyoto Treaty, but never submitted it to the Senate for ratification? And that the Senate voted on a resolution that the U.S. should not sign the Kyoto protocol? And that said resolution passed 95-0. All George Bush did was say that he was not going to present a flawed treaty that his predecessor had negotiated to the Senate for ratification and was withdrawing the U.S. signature.

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    80. Re:A myth. by Atario · · Score: 1

      If we make carbon emissions expensive in the United States and Europe what's to stop companies from moving carbon-intensive parts of their operations to China and India?

      Laws prohibiting it?

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    81. Re:A myth. by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 2, Insightful


      computational physics work with assumptions that would make a climatologist blush, and models are always non-physical.

      Two words, data quality. Computational physics models are calibrated against reliable test data by building REAL examples of what is being modeled. That's the only real way to know if the assumptions used are going to allow reliable results. Our data for most variables in GCM's don't even amount to 100 years worth before relying on projections and estimates. Better still, virtually all the measured data we have is considered to be historically unprecedented(that's bad for calibrating against).

      If you want to go further, the complexity of the climate system makes the complexity of a small plasma look childish by comparison.

    82. Re:A myth. by Roman+Coder · · Score: 1

      China wants our standard of living. The world simply cannot cope with 1.2 billion Chinese living at the current American/European standard of living. But if we clean up our act, then China may simply follow suit.

      I wonder what we, or any nation, would do if China didn't follow suit, and really started wrecking the planet with their pollution?

      Would nations go to war with each other over pollution?

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    83. Re:A myth. by zuperduperman · · Score: 1

      > Kyoto when the protocol itself is inherently unfair to developed countries?

      Well spoken from a developed country point of view. But look at it from the other point of view - developed countries are responsible for 95% of the CO2 emitted to date. Why should developing countries cripple their economies to pay for our pollution? Don't you think developed economies should have some accountability for the damage done? Remember that thing about moral hazard everyone was complaining about with the financial collapse?

      In any case the whole point of Kyoto was to get developing economies on board in the first round and for them to actually make cuts in the second round. If the US and Australia had actually signed on to the first round then they might have some moral authority in arguing for China and India to take action in the second round. But having twiddled their thumbs and done nothing for 10 years they have no moral high ground to stand on.

    84. Re:A myth. by lennier · · Score: 1

      "if you're looking for truth in science, you're looking in the wrong place. Philosophy is concerned with Truth. Science is merely concerned with accurately explaining the natural world around us."

      But isn't accurate description the same thing as truth?

      It's how we define "truth" in daily life, after all. "Did the witness say the truth" == "did the witness accurately describe the events observed"

      Perhaps this is why I'm not a philosopher, but it seems to me that they make things far too complicated. Surely if we define truth as "correspondence to reality", there can be degrees of truth, and a model can be more or less "true" to the extent that it gives reliable predictions.

      No model will be 100% congruent with reality unless it's the same size as reality -- but that's only a problem at the point where the model and reality diverge.

      What's the philosophical problem with using models to give predictions, as long as we know what the margin of error is?

      Or are you saying that there are Rumsfeldian "unknown unknowns" in the practice of science, such that our models are likely to break down in unexpected and unpredictable ways and tell us to make bad policy decisions which we won't recognise until they're too late?

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    85. Re:A myth. by Golddess · · Score: 1

      2b. Does this mean that humankind should just sit back and let things play out, doing nothing to try and understand what's going on, regardless of what our actual impact may be?

      ANSWER: Not if we expect to continue surviving.

      (Not claiming that you think we should sit back and do nothing, just that I feel that whenever a discussion about Global Warming comes up, both sides seem to miss the fact that it doesn't matter if we are the main cause or not, we could still end up just as dead.)

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    86. Re:A myth. by redhog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, in my experience, 90% of all people are idiots. And that's true for all races, sexes, religions and whatnot. 90% fucking idiots. That's rather depressing...

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    87. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOds you are fucking morons. Thisguy makes a very reasonable point.

    88. Re:A myth. by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      Because volcanoes put more carbon into the air that humans will in our entire existence on this earth.

      That's nonsense. CO2 emissions by volcanoes (including those underwater) are less than 1% of current anthropogenic emissions. There is no serious doubt that the recent (during the last 150 or so years) increase in atmospheric CO2 is primarily due to the burning of fossil fuels. Simple mass balance shows that we emit about twice the amount of CO2 needed to explain the increase (the rest vanishes into natural sinks, mostly the oceans), and isotopic analysis shows that the carbon in that extra CO2 is of fossil origin.

      I can understand being skeptical about global warming, but what I cannot understand is blatant ignorance about the basic facts

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    89. Re:A myth. by peter318200 · · Score: 1

      "It's like acting - you have to exaggerate your emoting in order to get the emotional point across to your audience. With the urgency of the problem (i.e. it's starting to happen RIGHT NOW), you need to make huge claims to get people to move just a bit." Trouble is my man is that global warming isn't and shouldn't be an emotional issue,its either true and provable, true but not provable (yet),or false one things for sure emoting has no place in establishing the facts. After all what is acting but lying for fun?

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    90. Re:A myth. by CorSci81 · · Score: 1

      A nitpick: Your second link is a graph of SO2 emissions, not CO2. You're not comparing the same things. However, if you look at the bottom of the page you linked to you may have discovered this which in fact supports the argument you were trying to make.

    91. Re:A myth. by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Or maybe sensationalists are looking for money?

      (TBH: "global warming" may or may not be real, all things considered, but too much of anything is a dangerous thing. So let's kick the oil habit before the Tar Sands are all the rage.)

    92. Re:A myth. by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Why didn't the Chinese and Indians show us they're capable, intelligent, and ressourceful nations by leapfrogging ahead of NA/Europe, and implement the stuff we've been dreaming about?

      I know it's a lot of work but why exactly didn't they take the time?

      Laziness. And you really think this will change if the americans shove it down our throats?

    93. Re:A myth. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Shared sacarfice won't happen -- China and India aren't likely to abandon their development because some Westerners are whining about the ice caps."

      I read this sort of comment over and over again, however since Australia changed government late last year the only member of the UN who is still objecting to a global cap and trade regime is the US. China and India's stated policy is to get the same deal as the US plus the previously agreed compensation from kyoto (ie: the developing world is not responsible for the existing warming and everyone except the US recognises this by counting total emmisions since 1950 as part of "kyoto #2" (the emmision trading deal due to be completed in 2012).

      The problem is the same as it was 10yrs ago, the US has been unwilling to make any deal at all, it refuses to even contemplate a target. Thankfully your new president has stated that this "head in the sand" position will change.

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    94. Re:A myth. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      and then used the tried and true "print money day and night till inflation is under control".

      Isn't that as likely to be successful as a heroin addict who keeps shooting up until his addiction is under control?

      Well, when Zimbabwe started down that road, they had 2000% annual inflation. Now it's 200+ BILLION percent. Note how well their inflation policy has worked....

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    95. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very well caught. I didn't bother looking at those links too deeply, as I previously researched his claim and already knew it to be BS. Hence, I simply looked for relevant links and posted them.

    96. Re:A myth. by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1

      I agree that China should be required to reduce carbon emissions, too, and I believe they have recently signaled their readiness to commit to this in the upcoming Copenhagen conference of the UNFCCC.

      But really it makes no sense to claim that Kyoto's obligations are unfair on developed countries. That's what GW et al like to say, but it's a smokescreen based on misrepresentation of the Kyoto Protocol.

      For a start - almost all of the world's developed countries have ratified the treaty. Of major economies, only the US has refused to do so. If it's really so unfair on developed countries, why is the US out on a limb by itself?

      Secondly, the Kyoto Protocol is very flexible, and allows for states to meet their obligations in a variety of ways. For instance, polluters in the developed world which are already carbon-efficient can meet their obligations by investing in efficient production facilities in other countries (e.g. by investing in clean energy in China). The US has efficient energy technology, so why doesn't it pull its weight by deploying that technology world-wide? The Protocol will give credit for that, because its aim is reduce carbon emissions on a global basis. This is what you wanted to see the US do, but you appear not to realise that it will work under Kyoto. Worrying about China's emissions is a red herring, since the US can achieve its Kyoto goals precisely by helping to clean up China!

      Finally, on the question of historical unfairness to developed countries, who put all that CO2 in the atmosphere anyway? Most of the anthropogenic C02 came from the developed countries in the course of their own industrial development. Essentially, they developed their economies and built up huge national infrastructures and assets over decades (over a century in fact) which those countries continue to enjoy. Although it wasn't appreciated until recently, those gains were actually made at the expense of the entire world's climate security. The legacy of those extra Gigatonnes of C02 in the atmosphere is a debt which the developed world owes everyone on the planet, and it's time to start paying it back. Now that's fair.

    97. Re:A myth. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      No, your info is from a right-wing blogger munching together half-truths. But nice try anyway.

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    98. Re:A myth. by Cosmic+AC · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just a troll baiting you?

    99. Re:A myth. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I wonder what we, or any nation, would do if China didn't follow suit, and really started wrecking the planet with their pollution?

      Would nations go to war with each other over pollution?

      I hope not. But if the rest of the world is really unified on the issue, a boycott might work.

    100. Re:A myth. by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Why can't we have environmentalism without the alarm?

      Impossible. Just like you can't have a "say no to drugs" campaign without the alarm. For instance: "Hey kids, pot is your brain getting fried like an egg." Sounds ridiculous when you really think about it, doesn't it?

      See, no matter what you talk about, if you want to change behavior, you have to mention the direct consequences of the behavior you want to change. What are some examples of direct consequences?

      • Drugs -> Brain Frying Like Egg
      • Unchecked Carbon Emission -> Earth Warms

      Then, if you really want to make your point, you talk about the broader impact of the direct consequences:

      • Fried Brains -> Social Collapse, Homosexuality, Atheism, Abortions
      • Warm Earth -> Rising Sea, Displaced Coastal Dwellers, Profuse Sweating
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    101. Re:A myth. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      They don't travel the same velocity, they have the same speed. but are often on different vectors.

      a screen involves many large screens to reduce the solar energy reaching the earth. the ISS and all our sattellites have a small area compared to something that is capable of reducing our exposure by 0.1% or more.

      Yes. you know those oil rig platforms where you see a huge flame shooting out of the top? That's when they are at least nice enough to burn the methane before releasing it. (safer because methane can collect and explode if it's cold). It turns out capturing and bottling the methane then shipping it out from an ocean based rig is additional cost that most(all?) drilling companies aren't willing to pursue.

      In cities you might even be able to plant multiple levels of forests if you have trees that naturally don't need sunlight year round. Maybe you can just shuffle layers of forests around and give each section light during certain "seasons". you could possibly artificially make them shorter for your own purposes too.

      Forests need a lot of clean water though.

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    102. Re:A myth. by internic · · Score: 1

      GCMs have energy conservation added to them by hand.

      At least all the ones I've looked at do.

      To a computational physicist that means they are non-physical. They don't and can't make any serious claim to modeling climate.

      With the advent of LIGO and the future prospect of LISA, Physicists are currently very interested in detailed modeling of gravity in various processes involving compact objects that could be sources of gravitational waves those instruments would pick up. The result has been a lot of work on numerical solutions to General Relativity (GR). Einstein's equation can be divided into dynamical equations and constraint equations, and I know there are many computational models in which corrections must be added "by hand" at each time step (or, if you like, to the solution on each space-like hypersurface in the coordinates of choice) so that constraint equations equations are approximately obeyed. As far as I have seen, Physicists doing GR do not generally reject these methods, though they seem to fall prey to the same objections you're raising.

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    103. Re:A myth. by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Well, in my experience, 90% of all people are idiots. And that's true for all races, sexes, religions and whatnot. 90% fucking idiots. That's rather depressing...

      You want depressing? Try this. Think of an average person. Now note that by definition, half of all people are dumber than that. (Assuming a normal, gaussian distribution of intelligence). The other 40% of the idiots out there only look like idiots to those of us in the 90-something percentile; to the rest of the world, thems is smart peoples.

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    104. Re:A myth. by kisak · · Score: 1

      The earth is not an energy conserved place. Remember it is the "Green House effect", so according to the content of CO2 and other climate gases in the atmosphere the total energy content increases or decreases over time.

      And what do you mean with disconfirmed models? You mean disconfirmed by your truthiness gut feeling? Of course, even though the Green House effect has been known since Arhenius over 100 years ago, advanced climate computer models had to wait for advanced computers. And the models predict that the temperature is rising. And it is.

      Global temperature is not some abstract term. Just take the temperature (in the sea if you worry about humidity) at some fixed places (away from heat islands, which you know is not unknown to the climate models) and see how the temperature develops over the years. Of course on a longer time scale you will have to use ice cores, tree rings etc, but still there is a good correlation between the temperature readings by these completely different methods on a large time scale.

      Finally, you don't even get the pollution part right! CO2 is not dumping "garbage" into the atmosphere, it is not garbage, CO2 is what plants live off. The problem is that CO2 is a climate gas that makes the average temperature of our planet increase.

      I hope you are not trolling. I guess it is natural to bury your head in the sand when the truth is scary...

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    105. Re:A myth. by Panaphonix · · Score: 1

      Great. And I suppose we have to hire enforcers for these "anti-outsourcing" laws? What about entrepreneurs, are they not allowed to entertain the idea of locating in developing countries?

      Laws enacted to deal with the mess created by other laws. It all sounds so incredibly sane, no?

    106. Re:A myth. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      China wants from nothing it is a country. The currently wealthy Chinese who control the government of China, want to continue polluting their environment and exploiting their feloow country men without restraint. It has nothing to do with modernising countries, in fact it clearly has the opposite effective of enforcing primitive working conditions, of lowering living standards for those with the least access to power and wealth, of extravagantly enriching the minority as they every means at their disposal to violently enforce their control over natural resources which they then ruthlessly exploit to sate their own perosnal lusts.

      Seriously want to kerb the abuse, the implement fair trade, trade where they either pay the costs of fair pay and work conditions or the goods will be taxed to match that cost, trade where the either pay the costs of pollution control or the goods will be taxed to match that cost, trade where they either pay realistic taxes or those taxes will be applied when they reach their destination. In order for trade to be free, then that competition on trade must occur upon an equal basis.

      First world, third world, it doesn't make a difference, no free and democratic country should ever support the exploitation of people or the destruction of the environment and quite simply the best way to tackle that is by placing that cost back upon imported product, product that has produced under conditions that are already illegal at the point of sale. They can either spend the money at the point of production and improve their working conditions and clean up their environment or those costs will be forced upon them at the sales destination, those countries that in future generations will have to clean up the mess of societies that have collapsed under the weight of their own abuses as well as of course the abuses foreign corporations and their sociopath executives.

      That is what is really going on, not the opportunity for third world countries to develop but the greed of first world corporations and their willingness to ruthlessly exploit those third world countries and their people, all of course because it it far more profitable than being forced to adhere to reasonable labour laws and pollution controls. When corporate executives actions and decisions result in the death and suffering of tens of thousands of people, should they not be held accountable?

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    107. Re:A myth. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      That's great, and I'm sure there is an effect. But any visible measures being taken today are mostly at the individual consumer level... cutting vehicle emissions 20% will reduce total carbon release, what, 1%? It's probably not even measurable.

      On the other hand, even a 1% reduction would help, it would improve air quality locally, and save everyone money.

    108. Re:A myth. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      A true environmentalist SHOULD be skeptical about a body of law explicitly allowing developing nations to pollute. This is an incredibly stupid thing to do, because there is not in fact any real benefit to it.

      Developing nations produce far less CO2 per capita than develolped countries. Why shouldn't they be allowed to increase their CO2 output a little?

    109. Re:A myth. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      You can't slash my tyres - I don't have a car. If I can't get there by foot, bus, or train, I generally don't go there. Fortunately I live in a country with a very good public transport system, as do the neighbouring countries (OK, include boat in my prior list), so I get to see more foreign countries every year than 90% of Americans; and I almost certainly have a smaller carbon footprint to boot.

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    110. Re:A myth. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      It should I hope be clear in my original post (now buried at -1, as it seems some people didn't understand the kernel of my message) that the word "Muslim" could be replaced by many other alternatives. I was only drawn to the word "Muslim" because that was, bizarrely, specifically mentioned in the story summary. If there were to be a similar story about the UK, would it be introduced as "the Christian country UKoGBaNI"?

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    111. Re:A myth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hooray! Well done sir. You got the punchline!

      Also: a huge slap on the back for those who moderate based on whether they like what's being said or not. Nicely co-ordinated! A question for you though: have you considered that these postings were result of being baited by TFA's completely irrelevant mention of "Muslim"? Food for thought, eh?

      Go tag it "flamebait" now, like a good little moderator.

    112. Re:A myth. by internic · · Score: 1

      Two words, data quality. Computational physics models are calibrated against reliable test data by building REAL examples of what is being modeled. That's the only real way to know if the assumptions used are going to allow reliable results.

      I'm not sure what precisely you're including in "computational physics", but I don't think this really applies to modeling the structure of stars and compact objects, modeling strong gravity phenomena (like compact object binary inspirals), lattice QCD calculations, quark gluon plasma modeling, structure formation in the Universe, etc. In most of those examples we cannot construct any sort of real controlled test of what's being modeled and in all of those cases much of the data on which our models are based comes from indirect inference. Do you similarly consider all of these areas of investigation (some of which are very active and well funded) to be invalid?

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    113. Re:A myth. by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      You keep trying, but your emails keep ending up in my spam box.

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    114. Re:A myth. by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      I'm not sure what precisely you're including in "computational physics", but I don't think this really applies to modeling the structure of stars and compact objects, modeling strong gravity phenomena (like compact object binary inspirals), lattice QCD calculations, quark gluon plasma modeling, structure formation in the Universe, etc. In most of those examples we cannot construct any sort of real controlled test of what's being modeled and in all of those cases much of the data on which our models are based comes from indirect inference. Do you similarly consider all of these areas of investigation (some of which are very active and well funded) to be invalid?

      But the physics models you list do have either the basic laws of physics or sizable and reliable data sets to compare against. You cut my post off at an important distinction:

      "Our data for most variables in GCM's don't even amount to 100 years worth before relying on projections and estimates. Better still, virtually all the measured data we have is considered to be historically unprecedented(that's bad for calibrating against)."

      Look at the datasets presented by the IPCC for sea level, temperature and CO2 levels. Consistently they show a time line with three distinct breaks: indirect, direct and projected. And the data for each break is radically different from the last. What we have is tens of thousands of years of indirect data with a consistent pattern and less than 100 years of direct data with a pattern completely unprecedented in the indirect data. When that is all you have to calibrate your model against, you're going to have problems with a simple model, let alone modeling something as incredibly complex as climate.

    115. Re:A myth. by Atario · · Score: 1

      Great. And I suppose we have to hire enforcers for these "anti-outsourcing" laws?

      We already have them. They're called "customs agents".

      What about entrepreneurs, are they not allowed to entertain the idea of locating in developing countries?

      They can entertain whatever ideas they want. They just have to pay the fees involved. And if you make the fees such that there is nothing to be gained by offshoring, well, I would imagine it would fall off greatly.

      Laws enacted to deal with the mess created by other laws. It all sounds so incredibly sane, no?

      That "mess" is called "civilization" and "society". Some of us like it.

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    116. Re:A myth. by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Let's face it: those comments were designed to be offensive and provoke strong reactions. Reacting on provocation with a similar kind of comment is no excuse. The moderators were (for once) moderating within the guidelines.

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    117. Re:A myth. by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      In the words of Voltaire, "The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by infinity is to comprehend the extent of human stupidity."

      Voltaire was obviously a tolerant bloke.

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    118. Re:A myth. by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      The result has been a lot of work on numerical solutions to General Relativity (GR). Einstein's equation can be divided into dynamical equations and constraint equations, and I know there are many computational models in which corrections must be added "by hand" at each time step (or, if you like, to the solution on each space-like hypersurface in the coordinates of choice) so that constraint equations equations are approximately obeyed.

      This is NOT the same as with GCM's though. When finding numerical solutions to GR you know how to check your modeled answer to the correct answer. Modeling the carbon/hydrological cycle is NOT defined anywhere near as well as General Relativity. Modeling a complex system who's operation is not well understood is entirely different from modeling something as well defined as GR.

  2. Australia? by MikeRT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't most of that "unoccupied territory," "unoccupied" because it's a very harsh environment, basically desert, that isn't really suitable for settling?

    1. Re:Australia? by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A little more suitable I think than home underwater...

    2. Re:Australia? by liquidMONKEY · · Score: 1

      The middle of Australia is mostly desert, yes. That's why most of the population is scattered along the east and west coasts.

    3. Re:Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually you're wrong. Yes the very center of Australia is harsh unpopulated desert. However there are also large stretches of the north coast of Australia which remain uninhabited. These areas are tropical, have large monsoons and could sustain a fairly large population. In fact it's been proposed for a while now that in North Western Australia there be more settlement of people/industry. (I'm an Aussie by the way.) I don't know how receptive the general population will be to a new settement in the north. Especially with heavily islamic Indonesia next door which does house terrorism. I'm sure the Maldivean people are friendly and all but I don't know what the general Australian population will think of it all. On the other hand it does look like the Maldives are pretty relaxed about morality considering it is a massive tourism destination, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.

    4. Re:Australia? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Seemed to work out okay for Andrew Ryan.

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    5. Re:Australia? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Maybe climate change would make certain parts of that area more habitable, though? The sort of climate change that the world experiences won't be uniform.

    6. Re:Australia? by rohan972 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Great Artesian Basin is the world's largest artesian water basin, covering 22% of Australia. There is water available. It would probably be possible to turn it into fertile land the way has been done in parts of the middle east, particularly Israel. Just depends how much we want to do it.

    7. Re:Australia? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      That and the fact that every animal that lives there has either deadly venom or sharp teeth or is a koala. ;)

    8. Re:Australia? by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      either deadly venom or sharp teeth or is a koala ...which of course has both. ;)

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    9. Re:Australia? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      That and the fact that every animal that lives there has either deadly venom or sharp teeth or is a koala. ;)

      Dropbear!

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    10. Re:Australia? by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      It is not an endless supply you know, and is showing signs of depletion. Your suggestion is to say the least stupid.

    11. Re:Australia? by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      The Great Artesian Basin is the world's largest artesian water basin, covering 22% of Australia. There is water available. It would probably be possible to turn it into fertile land the way has been done in parts of the middle east, particularly Israel. Just depends how much we want to do it.

      No, there is no sustainable water supply. Even today, pumping removes much more water from the aquifer than is recharged, and several bores are already dry due to sinking pressure.

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    12. Re:Australia? by andr00oo · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new Maldivian Overlords.

    13. Re:Australia? by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      It is not an endless supply you know, and is showing signs of depletion. Your suggestion is to say the least stupid.

      We do not use the water efficient practices or desert reclamation that some countries do. As another poster mentioned, we are still growing cotton using flood irrigation. Don't talk to me about water shortage or stupidity without addressing that first. Try to think of something a bit more beneficial to the soil quality, water retention and sustainability than pouring water on the ground or giving it to cattle and go from there.

    14. Re:Australia? by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      Well yes now. But last time the caps melted it was a vast salt water sea turning the country into a big U-shape. Not good for South Australia. Adelaide might become a small island nation in it's own right. The Maldivians could live on the inland coast. Although it might be a few years between their current home going under and the sea lapping at the door of their new home. Just have to be careful they don't buy too low or this future history may repeat it self.

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    15. Re:Australia? by obscured_dude · · Score: 1

      Yea, most of it is desert! and the bits that aren't desert yet are on the way there with the drought we have been having.... And then when the sea levels rise more land will be lost because tides in rivers will rise too, most of the coastline and low area's will be flooded, So that's even less land... And then we have the ethnic tensions which have been getting worse in Australia of late, But the funny thing it is the Muslims who are stirring this stuff up!!! Building "islamic schools" with 8 foot brick fence's around them, Building segregated community's, And literally taking over suburbs with crime, drugs, violence etc... it wouldn't be an unfair statement to say 80% Young Arab Muslim's in Sydney and most other capital citys of australia cause trouble... I know this first hand! I dont think the Maldives will be that welcome here... Our public transport system is falling apart as it is!!! Our roads are totally inadequate... and petrol prices vary by more than 60 cents a litre from suburb to suburb!!! They would have more chance of "moving into" a Muslim nation such as Indonesia, Any of the Arab Countries etc....

    16. Re:Australia? by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      We simply do not have enough water, you cannot recliam something you dont have.

      In fact had you been a little more observant, I already posted about Queenslands stupid flood irrigated cotton and rice growing.

      The bottom line is simply, the water in the artesian basin was once rain water, it doesnt just appear like magic, and the level of the basin has fallen considerably in the last few years,

  3. Refreshing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice to finally see a leader who actually, oh, what's the word I'm looking for - LEADS!

  4. Australia's unoccupied land by Amenacier · · Score: 1

    Yes, we have immense amounts of unoccupied land, but with no water in sight. There's no way that putting them out in the middle of the desert regions would be helping them out - they'd be from one extreme to another!

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    1. Re:Australia's unoccupied land by perlchild · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just for the convenience of keeping borders "manageable", I doubt any place they occupy can be elsewhere but on a seashore. Who'd want to lock themselves in a country, only to have them embargo you over a trade dispute? I mean, being land-locked is bad enough, but being bad locked inside a country that's bigger than you, whose standing army outnumbers you and who doesn't like you anymore?

      On the other hand, maybe New Zealand will offer a better deal.

    2. Re:Australia's unoccupied land by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could move to Alaska. Lots of water there. Most of it is currently frozen but if the global warming experts are correct, Alaska will soon be a pleasant place to live. Like Seattle or Vancouver.

      Of if they prefer the east coast, Newfoundland/Labrador should be a nice area in 2100. Like Maine but with lots of open land.

      Also:

      If the Maldives president was serious, he would start encouraging his people to leave NOW - one family at a time. That way the task of moving 0.3 million people will be manageable rather than near-impossible.

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    3. Re:Australia's unoccupied land by Hitman_Frost · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps we could get to work on developing some kind of 'stillsuit' technology?

    4. Re:Australia's unoccupied land by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Only if we can finally capture a live Mongolian Deathworm and genetically engineer them to grow hundreds of meters long. Hail Shai-Hulud!

  5. But Australia has no borders by Zouden · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Australia is worth looking at because of the immense amount of unoccupied land in that country.

    Yes, but Australia, the country, is entirely contiguous with the continent. I can't imagine us (now or in the future) being very receptive to the idea of another country buying their way onto the continent and having to set up borders etc.

    Besides, who'd want to move from a tropical archipelago to - let's face it - a desert? Sri Lanka is a much more likely candidate.

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    1. Re:But Australia has no borders by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Australia, the country, is entirely contiguous with the continent.

      Ehhhhhh? What continent is New Zealand in, then?

    2. Re:But Australia has no borders by Dak+RIT · · Score: 4, Interesting
    3. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oceania. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oceania

    4. Re:But Australia has no borders by TheoGB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The north coast of Australia is tropical and largely unoccupied. Of course, it's also full of salt-water crocodiles!

    5. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - I'm sure the Govt. would love them to displace the locals on the Northern part, (Tamils).

    6. Re:But Australia has no borders by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of Zealandia, but it's not traditionally considered a world continent.

    7. Re:But Australia has no borders by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Perhaps northern Australia would be a good place for Australians to build a prison colony. Come back in a 100 years and they might greet you like "G'day mate, mate."

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    8. Re:But Australia has no borders by the_womble · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sri Lanka is a much more likely candidate.

      A country that is fighting civil war to prevent an ethnically based breakaway state? If that is justified, how can selling part of the country be justified?

      The war has also made people very nationalist, so giving up territory is likely to go down pretty badly. The Buddhist fundamentalists are not going to like having 370,000 Muslims added to the population either. See here for one example.

      The same objection as you have to Australia selling land, that it would introduce land borders for the first time, also apply to Sri Lanka.

    9. Re:But Australia has no borders by Chrisje · · Score: 5, Interesting

      *sarcasm* Yes, specially since Australia has always been of the Australians, and nobody has ever tried to muscle their way into the territory before. It would be a totally new concept for the continent of Australia. */sarcasm*

      Good grief. At least the inhabitants of the Maldives are suggesting to *pay* for the land they're looking at. 385,925 (July 2008 est.) people should be able to find a home somewhere and it saddens me to think that people's first reaction is like yours.

      Having said that, I feel for the people's plight since I am a Dutch citizen. Lord knows we won't be keeping our feet dry easily if the water levels rise that much. At present, my birth place is already 7 meters below sea level as it is. Thing is that there are 17 million of us, not ~400000.

    10. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oceania

    11. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people from Nauru are planning to migrate to Australia when it floods, Australian government already has organizations to assist

    12. Re:But Australia has no borders by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      You are aware then that it broke off from the Australian continental shelf 60-85 million years ago, and the OP was in every way correct?

    13. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm aware of Zealandia, but it's not traditionally considered a world continent."

      Depends on where and which model you were taught.

      There are multiple models taught, ranging from 4 continents to 7 continents. It depends on exactly which definition of continent you are using. Lay (eg: Oxford Dictionary, most common )Geological or Geographic/Geopolitical.

      The geological and lay definitions considers New Zealand and Australia to be different continents.

      Oceania is more of a political / geographic region, it is not a continent, but rather includes several.

    14. Re:But Australia has no borders by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      The Maldivian government wants the Australian government to displace the Tamils from northern India? Now I'm really confused.

    15. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oceania is more of a political / geographic region, it is not a continent, but rather includes several.

      We are, and always have been, at war with Oceania...

    16. Re:But Australia has no borders by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Having said that, I feel for the people's plight since I am a Dutch citizen. Lord knows we won't be keeping our feet dry easily if the water levels rise that much. At present, my birth place is already 7 meters below sea level as it is. Thing is that there are 17 million of us, not ~400000.

      Hey I have plenty of faith that the Dutch of all people will actually build a workable solution. I'm curious if that solution would be to build a larger wall around your country. There is always the option of building all your houses, buildings, roadways or structures in general to float.

    17. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> 385,925 people should be able to find a home somewhere

      Woo hoo!!! Party at Chrisje's house!!!

    18. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is always the option of building all your houses, buildings, roadways or structures in general to float.

      Ah. Exercising the "Waterworld" clause already are we?

    19. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're just making them up now!

    20. Re:But Australia has no borders by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I'm curious if that solution would be to build a larger wall around your country.

      The trouble with walls, as we saw recently in New Orleans, is that if they break you're fucked.

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    21. Re:But Australia has no borders by kabocox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The trouble with walls, as we saw recently in New Orleans, is that if they break you're fucked.

      What we learned from New Orleans is that if you ignore 25+ years of warnings that you need to build a higher wall than you will be screwed if you don't. I hate to be cold towards those people, but the folks from NO were ass holes to a lot of people that went down to help them. The NO incident should never have happened. It was their own fault. Now all other US citizens are paying for their inaction. Now all those tiny communities around NO that got wiped out is another story; I don't mind giving government money/help to them. They at least were nice to most that came down to help them. They also didn't get nearly the news coverage of the big corrupt city that screwed itself.

      Also seeing the things NO has totally wasted the federal money on really irritates me. A part of me would have rather just had most NO population moved out and dispersed around the country to never come back. If they need to rebuild/repair a port then they could build it up river on slightly higher ground.

    22. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sarcasm* Yes, specially since Australia has always been of the Australians, and nobody has ever tried to muscle their way into the territory before. It would be a totally new concept for the continent of Australia. */sarcasm*

      Yes, but two wrongs don't make a right.

    23. Re:But Australia has no borders by couchslug · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Good grief. At least the inhabitants of the Maldives are suggesting to *pay* for the land they're looking at. 385,925 (July 2008 est.) people should be able to find a home somewhere and it saddens me to think that people's first reaction is like yours."

      If everyone is equally wonderful and no one is entitled to defend their preferred culture against migration, make room for them in Holland and be morally enriched thereby.

      They can be put to work making knife-resistant vests for your playwrights.

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    24. Re:But Australia has no borders by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Layers. Smart people don't build castles with only one wall... same should be true of their flood-control plans.

    25. Re:But Australia has no borders by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And you're an asshole for making sweeping generalizations based on anecdotes and, most likely, for speaking about subjects on the sole basis of hearsay from idiot reporters.

      You want a flame war? We can do that. Or, you stop believing in the fallacy of a single cause. Katrina was a natural disaster, an engineering disaster (with many complicated aspects), a governmental disaster (at all levels), and a humanitarian disaster (the most visible part). And Katrina is only a small part of the problem: you are apparently ignorant of the longstanding and ongoing ecological disaster which is the whole of southeast Louisiana.

    26. Re:But Australia has no borders by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Ehhhhhh? What continent is New Zealand in, then?

      Forgetting the naming pedantry, wouldn't the relevant fact be that there's a fairly large amount of ocean water serving as a natural border between Australia and New Zealand?

    27. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly I think if they took a boat and landed in India, no one would really bother turning them back. It's not like India does not have millions of immigrants already. 300K would'nt even be noticed.
      If they are public about it there'll be a hue and cry and then they'll be admitted anyway
      I for one welcome the Maldivian boatlords.

    28. Re:But Australia has no borders by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What we learned from New Orleans is that if you ignore 25+ years of warnings that you need to build a higher wall than you will be screwed if you don't.

      Obviously. However, who was making those decisions to ignore the problem? Was it the people of New Orleans, or someone else?

      A part of me would have rather just had most NO population moved out and dispersed around the country to never come back.

      Isn't that what happened?

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    29. Re:But Australia has no borders by lessthan · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your response. You seem to be blaming an outside agency for NO's failure to repair and improve their flood management system. Who would that be?

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    30. Re:But Australia has no borders by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      At present, my birth place is already 7 meters below sea level as it is

      could you provide a link, or the name of the place? I'm really curious to read about that. I was always fascinated as a kid to hear about how the Dutch reclaimed large swaths of land from the sea, and am equally amazed to think of formerly inhabited areas now being submerged (by such a significant amount too). sounds like it would make some interesting scuba diving

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    31. Re:But Australia has no borders by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      wait nevermind, I think I just misinterpreted what you'd written. it's still dry where you were born, right?

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    32. Re:But Australia has no borders by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The entity I was thinking of was the Army Core of Engineers. However, I wasn't trying to imply that I thought they were at fault; I honestly don't know which was responsible.

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    33. Re:But Australia has no borders by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having said that, I feel for the people's plight since I am a Dutch citizen. Lord knows we won't be keeping our feet dry easily if the water levels rise that much. At present, my birth place is already 7 meters below sea level as it is.

      Well, you only have about 90 years to prepare for the possibility that your birthplace will be 7.5 meters below sea level. Better get started right away.

      Seriously, this problem is moving in slow motion - it's not like we're talking sea levels rising a meter a year or anything. Or even a meter a decade.

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    34. Re:But Australia has no borders by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The NO incident should never have happened. It was their own fault.

      For what it's worth, the failed floodwalls were built by the Army Corps of Engineers, not the New Orleans Levee Board.

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    35. Re:But Australia has no borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are, and always have been, at war with Oceania...

      Can someone please remove this obvious mistake? Oceania is, and has always been our allies; we are at war with Eastasia.

  6. ok come ot canada loads a room for people by CHRONOSS2008 · · Score: 0

    especially for those that have cash to buy a house already...

  7. yay mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've never been happier to be separated from the sea by two mountain ranges. Non-ocean view be damned, at least I'm not gonna flood!

    1. Re:yay mountains by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, I live in Florida, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:yay mountains by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Enjoy the water.

      Creepy Crawler in Indiana.

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  8. A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How much have the sea levels actually risen?

    1. Re:A simple question by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Informative

      A simple answer: between 1993 and 2000, the mean rate was 3.1mm/year, and it is increasing. These islands are like, 150 centimeters above sea level. Not much margin there.

    2. Re:A simple question by finarfinjge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your question is simple, but the answer is not. Sea levels have risen 120 meters during this interglacial warming period. Should the Greenland ice cap melt again, then they may rise up to another 7 meters. That is the maximum. The fact that these islands exist above current sea levels is proof that the sea levels have been higher than they are now. These islands are basically relic coral reefs and hence formed under water.

      Cheers

      JE

    3. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Should the Greenland ice cap melt again, then they may rise up to another 7 meters. That is the maximum.

      7 metres is not the maximum. It may be unlikely, but the Antarctic ice *could* melt eventually (since it has in the distant past).

    4. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why bother moving? I say rent a party barge or tanker (like in waterworld?) and anchor it to the island... Sea goes up, keep your country on the barge/tanker... Sea goes down, sell the land to the people on the boat! Sounds Win/Win to me.

      That is assuming you'll survive the aliens that would escape from the frozen city beneath the ice of antartica, but Hey, who am I to split hairs.

    5. Re:A simple question by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      It's losing ice now, so it is already melting. On the bright side, if all the ice melted away the Maldavians would have a nice new home to go to!

    6. Re:A simple question by finarfinjge · · Score: 1

      >> Should the Greenland ice cap melt again, then they may rise up to another 7 meters. That is the maximum.

      > 7 metres is not the maximum. It may be unlikely, but the Antarctic ice *could* melt eventually (since it has in the distant past).

      Sorry, should have been specific. Seven meters is the maximum. It will occur again when the Greenland AND Antarctic ice sheets melt again. Greenland was ice free about 100,000 years ago. The antarctic has not been for at least 500,000 years, so I'm not too worried.

      Cheers

      JE

    7. Re:A simple question by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I love how that Wikipedia entry states, with absolutely certainty that the rising sea level is mainly a result of man-made global warming.

      What I find interesting is that there is strong archeological evidence of populations thrived when the climate was warmer and the seas higher. One example being prehistoric Japan, 4000 BC to 2000 BC, when the seas were believed 5 to 6 meters higher. The indigenous population declined significantly when temperatures dropped.

      These people on the Maldives would be screwed whether or not anyone wants to blame global warming. I suppose I'm being insensitive, but maybe they should have thought twice when they decided to settle land that's pretty much at sea level sitting out in the middle of the Indian ocean.

      Frankly, I'm tired of this alarmist crap. I completely believe that the climate is changing, but when hasn't it been changing? This notion that humans are responsible for screwing everything about is about as arrogant, in my mind, as the belief people once had that humanity was at the center of the universe.

    8. Re:A simple question by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Should the Greenland ice cap melt again, then they may rise up to another 7 meters. That is the maximum.

      7 metres is not the maximum. It may be unlikely, but the Antarctic ice *could* melt eventually (since it has in the distant past).

      If I'm not mistaken, the ice on East Antarctica is already melting. That's another couple of meters.

      The really big one is West Antarctica, which is worth about 30 meters of sea level. That would wipe a number of densely populated areas off the map.

      (It's possible I'm mixing up east and west here. Can't be bothered to check.)

    9. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause 7 years is a good sample of Earth's sea levels... if it went up for those 7 years, no doubt it will keep rising forever!!!
      too bad in the past 8 it's been going down.

    10. Re:A simple question by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Numbers from the USGS.

      If East Antarctica melts, we're looking at a 64.8m rise in sea level.

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    11. Re:A simple question by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should read the linked-to-article rather than making snide comments anonymously.

    12. Re:A simple question by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Number's don't seem to add up...

      3.1mm/yr, and the entire country is only 115 sq. miles, with a third of the population in the capital city, which sits on less than 1 square mile. Additionally, from a brief glance at the most populous towns/villages, it looks like another third of the population is residing on no more than 10 sq. miles.
      Would it really be more cost effective to move the entire population to a new "homeland", instead of investing in efficiently condensing the population, and building a levee system around the current well-developed, and incredibly expensive-to-replace infrastructure?!!?
      This smells like a "Poor us!" bid for attention and money, playing off of the "green guilt" of the rest of the developed world.

      In other words...I'm calling shenanigans.

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    13. Re:A simple question by LordMidge · · Score: 1

      Nope don't think that correct.
      If Greenland melts: 7m
      If Greenland and Antarctic melt: 67m
      That will take a long time even with the worst warming estimates but the time predicted keeps getting smaller as scientist work on it.

    14. Re:A simple question by PRMan · · Score: 1

      Isn't Greenland gaining ice at a rate of ~1m/year?

      Remember the planes that went down in WWII and when they went to look for them, they were 75m down in ice that had built up since.

      Just because some areas are melting, doesn't mean that other areas aren't gaining ice at a very rapid rate.

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    15. Re:A simple question by Jaysu · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a trivial question, but how would one measure a level increase of 3.1mm? No part of the ocean is completely calm, and such a small increase would seem almost impossible to measure in precise quantities. I do understand that number is likely an average given over time, but that still seems hard to measure as well, given all the variables (moon's gravitational pull, storm pressure systems, Al Gore, etc.)

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    16. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, what's the big deal? I keep hearing 10's of millions of homeowners are underwater these days.

      In other news, rents on third floor apartments are rising rapidly, while bargains can be had for ground floor flats.

    17. Re:A simple question by Zerth · · Score: 1

      So they better get a move one, they have less than 500 years before they're screwed. And if global warming increases, they might only have 200!

    18. Re:A simple question by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This notion that humans are responsible for screwing everything about is about as arrogant, in my mind, as the belief people once had that humanity was at the center of the universe.

      Arrogant? Why? We have the ability to wipe most human life off the planet in about an hour using nuclear weapons. Why is it arrogance to think we could do it in 50 years by other means?

    19. Re:A simple question by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      Humans did survive when the seas were much higher. But 400 billion humans did'nt survive the high seas. And in a time when the average life expectancy was closer to 20, they really did'nt care if half the town was killed.
      The idea being proposed is that (IF theories are correct) it is better for everyone to suffer a bit now than for a large percentage to get displaced later.

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    20. Re:A simple question by finarfinjge · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I do recall reading (I think on that same USGS site) that the rise due to Antarctic melting would be substantially mitigated by the fact that a large amount of the ice is floating or near to floating. In the absence of a reference however, I will defer to your number for the time being. In either case, the Maldives will be flooded and under 7 to 70 meters of water in the very near future . . . Geologically speaking of course.

      Cheers

      JE

    21. Re:A simple question by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      To some extent, it's pretty irrelevant whether humans are changing it or not. The true question is "What is the cost of the changing climate, and what is the cost of fixing it?" This of course begs the question of whether the change is manmade or not, but it's not the starting point.

      The problem with the current climate change is that we have adapted and fine-tuned our civilization within a very narrow range of climate fluctuations. If that is changing significantly (and signs are it is), the cost will be tremendous. The tundra might become fertile fields once the permafrost is gone, but that means that the midwest farmer will be looking at a desert. Think he will just relocate at a whim to Canada? No.

      I guess the long and short is that the Maldives are the canaries in the coal mine. Their problems will become everyone's at some point. Maybe later, maybe in a different fashion, but pain is coming. When UPS optimizes their deliveries to preferably make right-turns rather than left-turns, I can guarantee you that weather differences will impact their bottom line as well.

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    22. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      CO2 *DOUBLED* thanks to man over last hundred years.

      If you are going to say, "I don't give a shit about global warmining and its consequences. And I certainly don't give a shit about doing anything about it", then just say it. Just say it, not state BULLSHIT in-spite of reality.

      Scientists provide you with information about *reality* in this world. If you chose to ignore that, at least state it. Not sit on your high horse spewing worthless shit and insulting everyone that actually has a job trying to understand *reality*.

      Wikipedia says what it says because that's what scientists agree to say. Scientists agree to say what they say based on their own observations and comparisons with others. So fuck off if you don't want to listen to what scientists say - what reality states.

      And if you think that thousands and thousands of people that deal with modeling and understanding *climate* (no, not some "weatherman" on XYZ station) don't look at history to see how climate changed in the past, including sea levels, then you are truly, truly fucked in the head.

      This has nothing to do with "alarmist crap". It is simple - accept *reality*. At least have the balls to accept it and say "I don't give a fuck" instead of being in this hopeless state of denial.

    23. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The fact that these islands exist above current sea levels is proof that the sea levels have been higher than they are now. These islands are basically relic coral reefs and hence formed under water."

      No, that doesn't prove that the sea levels have been higher during the lifetime of the reefs.
      They underlying surface could have risen rather than the sea levels lowered.
      For example, the land around the Baltic has been rising at a pretty good clip ever since the last ice age, as the ice melted, removing the weight of that ice. So, in spite of rising sea levels, harbors have gotten shallower and shorelines have moved out.

    24. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding right? 10% of their 150cm is 150mm which according 3.1mm/year (rounding) will take 50 years. Cry me a river (oh wait, that would raise the sea level another .0000000001mm)

    25. Re:A simple question by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      A simple answer: between 1993 and 2000, the mean rate was 3.1mm/year, and it is increasing. These islands are like, 150 centimeters above sea level. Not much margin there.

      For scientific questions like sea level rise, get a better source than wikipedia. Even the IPCC estimates the current measured rates of increase at around 1.7mm/year. By their best guess, even by the end of the century rates are only expected to be reaching 4mm per year. There estimates also contradict the article's 59cm increase, citing an expectation of 22-44cm above 1990 levels by 2090.

      Another nice part of the IPCC report linked above is a graph they include showing sea level changes. It is pretty well flat before the 1900's and rises from 1900-2000, and from 200 through 2100 it begins rising much sharper. The graph is also nicely broken up by three lines that show the flat line before 1900 is "estimates of the past", and the slightly rising line is the "instrumental record" and the scarily rising line is "Projections of the future". If that doesn't draw a critical look from any rational mind I don't know what will.

      It is also typical of climate change science, we have a very short term data set and base most projections on estimates of the past and future. Then scary graphs are shown were the estimate past is mostly static, the present is gradually changing from the past's static pattern, and the future is predicted to change exponentially. Just look at the graphs frequently used for temperature and CO2 concentrations as examples. It's BS and I can't believe how many scientifically minded people seem to tolerate it.

    26. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This notion that humans are responsible for screwing everything about is about as arrogant, in my mind, as the belief people once had that humanity was at the center of the universe.

      It seems much more arrogant to me to believe that we have the right to destroy other human cultures and wipe out entire species wholesale because we're not willing to consider the consequences of our actions.

      If you don't think that we as a species can have an influence on the planet, you're deluding yourself. One likely explanation for the mass extinction at the end of the Permian period is based on atmospheric emmissions... from a type of bacteria!

    27. Re:A simple question by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 2, Insightful


      To some extent, it's pretty irrelevant whether humans are changing it or not. The true question is "What is the cost of the changing climate, and what is the cost of fixing it?" This of course begs the question of whether the change is manmade or not, but it's not the starting point.

      No, the effect humans are having is ALL that matters when trying to figure out the cost of 'fixing' climate change. The cost of preventing climate change is 100% dependent on how much our activity can impact it. If our influence on climate change is enormous maybe we could change it enough by spending $10 per year, but if we have only a small influence on climate change, even trillions of dollars may not be enough to change climate to a meaningful extent.

      We have a cost/benefit equation before us to choose between adapting to climate change, and trying to stop it, or some combination there of. The impact that we can have on climate change is of unquestionable importance to that decision and the alarmists seem to think that by setting the costs for adaptation at infinity they can ignore the question, they can't.

    28. Re:A simple question by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      CO2 *DOUBLED* thanks to man over last hundred years.

      Actually, the "alarmist's" favorite scientific consensus, the IPCC, states that "A wide range of direct and indirect measurements confirm that the atmospheric mixing ratio of CO2 has increased globally by about 100 ppm (36%) over the last 250 years".

      36% total over the last 250 years is not equal to doubling in the last 100 due to man alone.


      And if you think that thousands and thousands of people that deal with modeling and understanding *climate* (no, not some "weatherman" on XYZ station) don't look at history to see how climate changed in the past, including sea levels, then you are truly, truly fucked in the head.

      Well, from your opening sentence you don't seem to be listening to the people dealing with the models, but let's take a look at the most quoted IPCC 'expert' opinion:

      -From 1958 through the early 1990's, the IPCC reference exactly 1 dataset for CO2 concentrations(they neatly dismiss or ignore ALL other existing measured values for CO2 concentrations prior to the 1990).
      -From 1990 onward 4 datasets from 4 sites have been used:Mauna Loa, Baring Head, Cape Grim (Tasmania) and the South Pole.
      -From the IPCC's own report I linked above these sites "were chosen because air sampled at such locations shows little short-term variation caused by local sources and sinks of CO2 and provided the first data from which the global increase of atmospheric CO2 was documented." *emphasis mine because it's important*

      So the IPCC's opinion of historic CO2 is based on 'measured' values that start in 1990, and a single data source that goes back to '58 chosen BECAUSE it was "the first data from which the global increase of atmospheric CO2 was documented". Still feeling confident in the projections of historically unprecedented change that such a source predicts? That should be rhetorical, but since you also stated with confidence that mankind alone has doubled CO2 in the last 100 years I'm guessing maybe not.

    29. Re:A simple question by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      It seems much more arrogant to me to believe that we have the right to destroy other human cultures and wipe out entire species wholesale because we're not willing to consider the consequences of our actions.

      Quite obviously, nobody talking about global warming wants to destroy other human cultures or wipe out entire species. Just because YOU assume that driving an SUV will cause the extinction of penguins doesn't make it true. The argument has NOTHING to do with if we should wipe out other human cultures. The argument is how much impact does human activity have on climate change and how much does that change affect everything else.

      It's only zealots that resort to suggesting anyone with different assumptions WANTS to see other people suffer. Thank the heavens the nuts like them are still in the ignorable minority among the likes of the UFO and moon landing conspiracy theorists.

    30. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A) The vast majority of reputable climatologists agree that human activity is a major cause of the current climate change trends.

      B) According to the articles, the residents of the Maldives are trying to relocate to avoid the results of said climate change.

      C) The president of the Maldives believes that their culture will disappear as they are absorbed into the cultures of the places they hope to settle. (The best I can do on that at the moment is to cite another slashdot post, but it's really common sense that if a country of only 300,000 is displaced from their native land and distributed geographically and over time into larger and established populations that their culture is going to be greatly diminished, if not lost completely.)

      Is A -> B -> C so hard? Meanwhile there are a whole lot of other B's and C's out there as well. Including most biologists believing that we're in the early stages of a human-caused mass extinction (not just as a result of global warming, but it's all pretty related).

      So here are three situations for you:

      1) If you walk into a hospital and unplug someone's life support to plug in your cell phone charger, is that "wrong" and does it make you a "bad person?" I'd say yes to both.

      2) What if you're in the hospital waiting room and the cord you unplug runs through the wall first, so it's not that clear what you're unplugging? That's a bit grayer. You should probably figure out what damage you're doing first, but as it is you don't really know.

      3) What if you're just plugging your phone into the socket in your house, but due to the nature of the grid and unbeknownst to you, someone across the planet will lose power to their life support as a result of you charging your phone? If you're unaware of the consequences, I'd say you're pretty innocent.

      But what if, in any of those situations, you're explicity made aware of the consequences of your actions? I think that morally that makes the second and third situation equivalent to the first. You might not want to kill the person, you might just want to charge your phone, but that's the decision you're making, and I believe that's where we're at now with regards to climate change and other environmental damage.

      And what great advantages are we supposed to be reaping by everyone having an SUV, again? It's like the above situation, but the battery on your phone is already reading full or very near full...

    31. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, and I don't mean SUV's to only be SUV's (you brought it up; I didn't mention that particular aspect of the problem at all), but all of the unsustainable aspects of our culture for which there are easily available substitutes.

    32. Re:A simple question by lennier · · Score: 1

      "We have the ability to wipe most human life off the planet in about an hour using nuclear weapons. Why is it arrogance to think we could do it in 50 years by other means?"

      Exactly. In the last 50 years we landed on the freaking moon. We've introduced man-made objects to all the major bodies of the solar system and even tossed a couple outside the heliopause. We've also increased our population from millions to billions.

      Our species' capabilities appear to be increasing exponentially, including our capability to stuff stuff up on a planetary scale. Or, perhaps, to fix things on a planetary scale.

      It's arrogance to *deny* that rising curve.

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    33. Re:A simple question by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1


      You might not want to kill the person, you might just want to charge your phone, but that's the decision you're making, and I believe that's where we're at now with regards to climate change and other environmental damage.

      And that is EXACTLY the point. I never questioned that you were convinced that failure to curb carbon emissions was equivalent to wiping out entire cultures. I just stated it is stupid beyond belief to condemn anyone who doesn't curb emissions as wanting to wipe out other cultures.

      Oh, and none of the references you gave in any way suggested that man made climate change is destined to wipe out millions unless we act now. Please remember that far more wars have been fought over things like money, which is needed for any attempt at reducing emissions. There is a balance to be struck and just because you believe in a particular approach doesn't make you right. There's a lot of unknowns at the future economic and social impact level.

    34. Re:A simple question by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      So you propose something like the Atoll from Waterworld?

      And what are they going to do there? Cram all the tourists that would have gone to one of the many tiny islets together into a huge hotel, and have them dive from the levee into the former coral underwater landscape destroyed by the construction? Gee, I guess there goes their largest source of income.

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    35. Re:A simple question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This notion that humans are responsible for screwing everything about is about as arrogant, in my mind, as the belief people once had that humanity was at the center of the universe.

      Well, if you add up the mass of all the carbon dioxide that we've put into the atmosphere, and compare it with the actual increase in CO2 concentrations (>30% over its value from 150 years ago), then you find that we've produced more than enough to account for the change. This isn't the same thing as demonstrating anthropogenic global warming - but it makes it very clear that human activity is sufficient to significantly change one important environmental variable, arrogance or not.

    36. Re:A simple question by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      I love how that Wikipedia entry states, with absolutely certainty that the rising sea level is mainly a result of man-made global warming.

      Wikipedia does it because that is the established position on this issue in scientific community, and has been for a while now. Wikipedia also flatly states that Earth is round - should it be surprising, too?

    37. Re:A simple question by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      The arctic ice cap is floating but the antarctic ice is not. That's why, even with the huge decrease in arctic ice cover, there isn't a huge increase in sea level.

      Side note... The melting arctic ice cap will cause sea levels to rise since it is fresh water ice and the ocean is salt walter. It will slightly decrease the salinity, and thus the density of the ocean water, causing a slight rise. Fresh water ice melting in a fresh water lake won't change the water level in the lake.

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  9. Makes me recall Bangladesh by dancingmad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nasheed's quote at the end of the summary really made me recall Bangladesh, where my parents are from. It's another country that is under major threat from climate change. I've often wondered what Bangladeshi people would do when the flood waters finally get bad enough to make the country uninhabitable, through no fault of their own (most of the people there are remarkably poor). I once read a touching BBC article where a village farmer complained that he was losing his country so Westerners could drive in their cars.

    I always thought most Bangladeshis not killed by cataclysmic flooding would escape into neighboring countries, especially West Bengal in India, but the Maldives seems to have a "good" (at least practical) idea. Sadly the Bangladeshi government is too inefficient, corrupt, and schizophrenic to manage something as well thought out, costly, and long term as that.

    I fully expect to have to explain to my kids that Bangladesh was where their grandparents were from but that it no long exists (above the ocean, anyway).

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    1. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by jez9999 · · Score: 1, Troll

      I'm guessing they'll migrate to other countries, something many of them seem to have no problem with. A lot of Londoners are Balgladeshi.

    2. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by dancingmad · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, I'd argue that it takes some money to immigrate, especially these days - the vast majority of truly poor people in Bangladesh can't do this (which is why the Indian government is so angry about poor Bangladeshis sneaking into India).

      There's actually an interesting class distinction here - many of Bangladeshis in England were poorer (and did things like manual labor, restaurants, etc.) while those that immigrated to the U.S. in the 60s and 70s where much better educated and middle class and entered those jobs in the U.S. (education, medicine, and engineering). WIth tighter immigration restrictions in both England (and that's a joke! The English took out the last Mughal king in Bangladesh!) and the U.S. I suspect the poorest in Bangladesh have no chance at getting out legitimately.

      Incidentally, how long before a Londoner of Bangladeshi background is no longer Bangladeshi and is just a Londoner? Three generations? Four?
      The impression that I get is that though Bangladesh and England have been tied together for such a long time, no matter how long a Bangladeshi's lived in England s/he's still Bangladeshi and not English.

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    3. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by stiller · · Score: 1

      Sadly the Bangladeshi government is too inefficient, corrupt, and schizophrenic to manage something as well thought out, costly, and long term as that.

      Yes, that is too bad. Or they might have been able to build something like this.

    4. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Olix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I couldn't point at someone and say "he is Bangladeshi", so I don't know if there are communities of Bangladeshi immigrants in London who are so tightly nit that they refuse to intergate, but for Indians and other peoples from that region of the world, they tend to become "Londeners" by the second generation.

      The UK is not the country it was 150 years ago. London today is a very multicultural place.

    5. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      One would hope - but the government's poor and there is no political will to do anything. Bangladesh is no Maldives.

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    6. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      A lot of Londoners are Balgladeshi.

      2.3% of Londoners are Bangladeshi (I presume in fact this is 'of Bangladeshi origin') which is definitely not 'a lot'.

    7. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The UK is not the country it was 150 years ago. London today is a very multicultural place.

      That, in my experience, tends to remove people's sense of UK identity and tie them more strongly to that of their homeland. I worked with a Bangladeshi as my boss for a year in London, who was clearly second-generation or later. He still referred to Bangladesh as 'my home'.

    8. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      how long before a Londoner of Bangladeshi background is no longer Bangladeshi and is just a Londoner?

      A Londoner is one who lives in London so the answer to your question is as soon as they take up residence in London.

    9. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      200,000 is 'a lot' in my book. :-)

    10. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "have no problem with" You have the empathy of a rat.

    11. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Compared to over 7,000,000? I hope to god you don't work in any job involving maths or statistics if 2.3% of something is your idea of 'a lot'.

    12. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by digitig · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, how long before a Londoner of Bangladeshi background is no longer Bangladeshi and is just a Londoner? Three generations? Four?

      As long as they like. It's their choice whether they identify most strongly with their Banladeshi or their English background. Actually, for most I know it's not either/or, but both. They're Bangladeshi Londoners. After all, how long before a New Yorker of Jewish background is no longer Jewish and just a New Yorker?

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    13. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by bheer · · Score: 1

      > touching BBC article where a village farmer complained that he
      > was losing his country so Westerners could drive in their cars.

      Touching, yes. Accurate, not so much. Subsidence is a far bigger problem than global warming for Bangladesh.

      Bangladesh's geography (two very large rivers combining into a huge-ass delta) mean that it'd be prone to flooding and submergence. And its location means it'll be tornado-bait for every other tornado in the Bay of Bengal.

      Global warming will probably play a part, but not as much as you might think. For centuries, coastal countries have been subjected to this sort of thing. A particularly good example from South Asia is the submerged city of Dwarka off the coast of Gujarat.

    14. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      That, in my experience, tends to remove people's sense of UK identity and tie them more strongly to that of their homeland.

      Umm... so?

    15. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Compared to over 7,000,000? I hope to god you don't work in any job involving maths or statistics if 2.3% of something is your idea of 'a lot'.

      Do you have any idea how many nationalities there are in the world? 2.3% coming from a tiny country on the other side of the world is most definitely a lot.

      Inability to grasp the meaning of numbers is unfortunately a common affliction.

    16. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I once read a touching BBC article where a village farmer complained that he was losing his country so Westerners could drive in their cars.

      I always thought most Bangladeshis not killed by cataclysmic flooding would escape into neighboring countries, especially West Bengal in India, but the Maldives seems to have a "good" (at least practical) idea. Sadly the Bangladeshi government is too inefficient, corrupt, and schizophrenic to manage something as well thought out, costly, and long term as that.

      I fully expect to have to explain to my kids that Bangladesh was where their grandparents were from but that it no long exists (above the ocean, anyway).

      Sounds like its same the world over "the poor"/"have nots" complaining that their problems are caused by "the rich"/"have tons." I figure any one with resources/money will just move. It seems like your parents moved from Bangladesh rather than stay and "try to fix it." I believe most governments are inefficient, corrupt, and schizophrenic and those include most of "the good" democratic ones. The US government won't come up with a solution. Those countries that "are in danger" due to these problems are the ones that will/need to "find solutions" to the problem.

      You can always tell your kids that your country sank like Atlantis.

    17. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      After all, how long before a New Yorker of Jewish background is no longer Jewish and just a New Yorker?

      Bad analogy: "Jewish" describes a religion, not a place. The better analogy would be to ask how long before a Jewish New Yorker who emigrated from Poland stops considering himself to be Polish.

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    18. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by digitig · · Score: 1

      For many who identify themselves as Jewish it describes a cultural and/or racial identity rather than a religion. Most still consider themselves Jewish even if they don't believe the religion.

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    19. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many nationalities there are in the world? 2.3% coming from a tiny country on the other side of the world is most definitely a lot.

      Yes that is a lot of Bangladeshis for sure. but it is not under any circumstances the same as saying "a lot of Londoners are Bangladeshi". If you can't see that then you have no grasp of English, let alone any grasp of numbers.

      A lot of Londoners are NOT Bangladeshi. Fact.

    20. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Darby · · Score: 1

      I fully expect to have to explain to my kids that Bangladesh was where their grandparents were from but that it no long exists (above the ocean, anyway).

      On the plus side, you could combine a visit to the ancestral homeland with SCUBA lessons ;-)

    21. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Incidentally, how long before a Londoner of Bangladeshi background is no longer Bangladeshi and is just a Londoner? Three generations? Four?

      If you can eat a pork pie slathered in marmite without puking, you pass the test.

    22. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that 'a lot' has some technical meaning in statistics? To claim that 'a lot of Londoners are X' is just a vague notion that indicates that the writer feels that a significant quantity of the population is X. It doesn't have any technical meaning. You could ask for a more precise explanation if you cared what the author's point was.

      If you two want to keep calling each other innumerate then don't mind me, but neither of you are arguing something of value.

    23. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid git.

    24. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I am shocked and abhorred that you would even deign to make such a comparison. Rats are generally very intelligent and exhibit far more empathy than the GP.

    25. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And do you remember the riots and mass unemployment that followed the immigration of millions from Bangladesh (then East Pakistan) to England in the late 1960s??

      I do. Wasn't pretty. Some would contend that the British economy (and perhaps society) never entirely recovered.

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    26. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by shankarunni · · Score: 1

      I always thought most Bangladeshis not killed by cataclysmic flooding would escape into neighboring countries

      They are already doing so in record numbers.

      Much of the ethnic strife in the Indian states of Bengal and Assam can be attributed to the locals of those states fearing the large influx of (Muslim) Bangladeshis; the usual canards of alleged voter-roll shenanigans and over-burdening of infrastructure, and a general "nimby" mood have contributed to it.

    27. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      What is England without the English?

      (be they scandinavs, anglo-saxons, normands, africans, indians...)

    28. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by stdarg · · Score: 1

      So.. the original question was "Incidentally, how long before a Londoner of Bangladeshi background is no longer Bangladeshi and is just a Londoner?" Get it now?

    29. Re:Makes me recall Bangladesh by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Emigrate to India, like all the others.

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  10. Good advertising! by Shin-LaC · · Score: 5, Funny

    As tourism takes a hit from the economic crisis, this is a great piece of advertising. "Visit the beautiful Maldives while you still can!"

    1. Re:Good advertising! by easyTree · · Score: 1

      ..and the more successful it is, the quicker the maldives will sink - w00t! :(.

  11. How interesting by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just emailed my senator yesterday because I was concerned about the mention that environmental refugees (which there have already been several groups) are not recognized by the international community, and was hoping to at least get the idea mentioned before the senate.

    I hope he reads it, or a staffer does - seeing as he just got a promotion and might be a little busy.
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    1. Re:How interesting by DataBroker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The most likely way that they can raise awareness is by suing a large country. If they were to sue the US government for providing an environment which encourages companies to pollute in, they could then collect for damages in the form of a replacement parcel, or enough money to buy a replacement parcel. Granted they would likely lose their country due to eminent domain, but they would gain awareness and money in the meanwhile.

      Ps - I'm not trolling by saying the Gvt is encouraging it, that's just how I would phrase the lawsuit.

    2. Re:How interesting by Dunbal · · Score: 0

      they could then collect for damages in the form of a replacement parcel, or enough money to buy a replacement parcel.

            Nah, they would be declared a terrorist nation, invaded, and all its citizens would be shipped off to Guantanamo. This would be a lot cheaper...

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    3. Re:How interesting by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
      Good luck. It is a hard thing I think. Partially because there are a lot of natural disaster prone areas in the world. I can just imagine a large storm hitting say Cuba and everyone trying to leave for Miami as "refugees". I don't think it would go over too well.

      I think the problem is defining what is an environmental refugee and when do you send them back. Clearly if your country is underwater now isn't the time to send you back. But what if your island gets hit with a category 4 hurricane 3 times a year? When does it become "safe enough". Tuff questions but I agree the international community needs to be thinking about the problem.

    4. Re:How interesting by jimicus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, they would be declared a terrorist nation, invaded, and all its citizens would be shipped off to Guantanamo. This would be a lot cheaper...

      But at least they wouldn't be drowning.

      (I'm going to Hell...)

    5. Re:How interesting by wronskyMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In which court?

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    6. Re:How interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope he reads it, or a staffer does - seeing as he just got a promotion and might be a little busy.

      Hope it wasn't Barack Obama.

    7. Re:How interesting by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Nah, they would be declared a terrorist nation, invaded, and all its citizens would be shipped off to Guantanamo.

      Problem solved!

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    8. Re:How interesting by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Nah, they would be declared a terrorist nation, invaded, and all its citizens would be shipped off to Guantanamo. This would be a lot cheaper...

      But at least they wouldn't be drowning.

      Yup, cuz at gitmo they don't actually drown you, it's just simulated. :^(

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    9. Re:How interesting by easyTree · · Score: 1

      +1 insightful

    10. Re:How interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invade? Just drive around the thing a few times with a jetski and it'll be washed away.

      We don't need no stinking invasion!

  12. No global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's no global warming! it's Nibiru!

  13. Generic Rhetoric Comment by retech · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd try to post some offbeat humorous comment, but I don't see a damn thing funny about this.

    I helped a photographer assemble footage for a piece he's doing about this. He's gone there and stayed with Mohamed Nasheed for a few years running. The place is small enough that everyone more or less knows everyone. From what I saw they are incredibly pragmatic and dignified about this. They don't want a handout but would like to bring the world's attention to it. There are dozens of similar smaller nations that will not have the luxury of money to perchance buy their way out of this. I suspect, when this reaches critical mass, money won't be much of factor anyway. I hope the entire world will be able to be as calm and dignified and take a cue from the way they're currently dealing with it.

    1. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      I mentioned this in a comment about Bangladesh on this story - and I agree, fundamentally, this is a dignified way to try and deal with this problem - but is it unreasonable for a country to be "undignified" if "don't have the luxury of money" to buy their way out of this problem? If you agree that global warming is man made, then is it unreasonable to think that the people suffering the most consequences (like the Maldives or Bangladesh) or some of the people least responsible?

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    2. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by retech · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most places will never be able to even consider buying other land. Nasheed has been running a program for a few years now to make his people viable transplants to new cultures. He knows they need new skill sets and will need to be highly adaptive to make this viable. He does not seem to think buying huge tracts of land will work. He even states in much of what I've seen that they'll eventually lose their culture and just be absorbed by the new nations they disperse into.

      (I'm uninformed on Bangladesh so I cannot comment on them specific.)

      Other places either wait for help (which will never arrive from the uninformed or the uncaring) or will be forced to just make a run for it at the last moment. Displaced refugees NEVER works. This proves out time and time again. Even the poorest of nations could start asking to allow very small groups to be allowed in now in an effort to begin a relocation program. Nasheed, when queried on keeping his people together, says that in 50 years he does not expect them to maintain much if any of their culture. He knows the idea of just displacing one group into another never works and is planning on blending his people in small increments.

      As for agreeing it's manmade, I'm still on the fence on that. Man-helped, no doubt. And should we carbon-whores pay into a sollution, yes we should. The people of nations like this are on the very low end of responsible. (But even the Maldives have concrete roads and cars!) But we've only walked erect a few million years. The face of this planet in that space of time has changed. In a billion years this planet's face has changed dramatically. So change is a constant. We just don't adapt as well as other species. We like finding blame and do not seem to flow well this type of change.

    3. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by powerlord · · Score: 1

      But we've only walked erect a few million years. The face of this planet in that space of time has changed. In a billion years this planet's face has changed dramatically. So change is a constant. We just don't adapt as well as other species. We like finding blame and do not seem to flow well this type of change.

      Mankind's greatest advantage is that we are the kings at controlling our environment, to the point of traveling under the seas, in the skies, and in outer space.

      The problem when you are used to controlling ones environment is that adapting to the environment instead has become an alien way of thinking to a lot of us. We can do it (take a look at how many diverse groups of humans lived in vastly different conditions over the face of the earth). As a species we'll do just fine. As individuals?

      Some will inevitably do better than others, and sometimes the luck of where their born DOES factor into the equation.

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    4. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why they don't just build up: put everything on stilts; put everything on barges; bring in fill and elevate a meter or two up.

      Their entire society is built on those small islands, and everything (I presume) is oriented toward the sea. Build up enough fields for what they grow. No idea where their water comes from (captured rain water?) but that shouldn't change.

      I expect most of their tourism (I was surprised at that billion dollar figure) is oriented toward the ocean, so that won't change either. Build up a few islands and the beaches will reform.

      They will NOT be able to maintain their current culture (and tourist trade) on land bought from Australia. India or Sri Lanka, maybe, if they can find coastline to purchase. But will the tourists come? Will the fishing still be there?

      I'd consider staying right where they are, adjusting to the rising sea levels, prepare for future changes.

    5. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Actually, we generally adapt much better than most species, only through technology instead of waiting for evolution. Whatever changes the earth goes through (short of a giant asteroid vaporizing the earth's crust), humans are more likely to survive than just about any other complex life form on the planet.

      Our civilization, however, is more fragile. Our population and resource use has expanded to the point where our civilization is currently not well equipped to deal with sudden global changes. Also, part of being able to shape your environment in so many ways is that it gets very frustrating when your environment ends up getting shaped by things out of your control. Climate change, sea level rise, desertification...it can all stress our civilization as it currently exists, and maybe even break it. But most humans still have a strong instinct to survive, and we're lucky enough to have an intelligence level that allows us to adapt far quicker than biological evolution works.

      Basically, we're just as good at adapting as any other species, maybe even better. But unlike every other animal on the planet, humans will whine the whole time the change is happening.

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    6. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by retech · · Score: 1

      Do we really adapt as well as any other species? We do not exercise any form of population control. We do not find balance with our environment. Our birth numbers actually increase in lean times.

      It would seem to me that we are entirely at odds with our environment. At least if you look at any other mammal.

    7. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by j-beda · · Score: 1
      >Do we really adapt as well as any other species? We do not exercise any form of population control. We do not find balance with our environment. Our birth numbers actually increase in lean times.

      Does any creature exercise any form of population control besides "have as many kids as possible and the ones who don't get eaten or otherwise come to a mess end can do the same?"

      The "balance" creatures find with their environments are all dynamical ones based on trying to get as much resources as possible while everything else is doing the same.

    8. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Since the place seems to function mainly as a high-class tourist trap, isn't it already to some degree being "assimilated" from the outside? Point being, it shouldn't be as traumatic for these people as for an isolated population, since they're already somewhat globalized.

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    9. Re:Generic Rhetoric Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans are the most adaptable species this planet has ever seen. We certainly like to complain a lot, and many individuals will refuse or be unable to adapt to changing environments, but overall and for good or bad, humans will be around for quite some time yet.

  14. There is a reason... by duanemc · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Australia is worth looking at because of the immense amount of unoccupied land in that country. "

    There are very good reasons why we have an immense amount of unoccupied land in Australia...

    Picture Fallout 3, minus the radiation and ruins. And water. And trees. And people. Feel free to leave in the giant bugs and mutants though...

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    1. Re:There is a reason... by dancingmad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Feel free to leave in the giant bugs and mutants though...
      Hey, if you're going to talk about John Howard at least mention him by name!

      I leave it to the reader to guess whether he's a giant bug or a mutant. Or both. ;-)

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    2. Re:There is a reason... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      My image of Australia will always be connected to Mad Max and Crocodile Dundee. In fact, I think it'd be fun to watch both together.

      One possible script could be a redneck fighting to survive in a world without oil or something. That would be awesome.

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    3. Re:There is a reason... by east+coast · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean the Mad Max series wasn't a documentary of life in Australia? Damn. I guess it's time to cancel that trip.

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    4. Re:There is a reason... by geckipede · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can leave the radiation in the picture. Australia is the most active Uranium mining country in the world, and early British nuclear weaponry was tested there.

    5. Re:There is a reason... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Nuclear reactors + sea water = fresh water.

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    6. Re:There is a reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Mad Max" is to Australia as "Deliverance" is to the US.

    7. Re:There is a reason... by sveiki_neliels · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to mention how friendly and welcoming Australia is to foreigners.

      I was looking for a reference, and though the wikipedia entry still needs citations, I still find it funny that in an article on xenophopia Australia is used as the first example.

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    8. Re:There is a reason... by martinX · · Score: 1

      That's because we're alphabetically above Austria.

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  15. The new by Dunbal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot, where old stories from CNN come to die.

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  16. Srilanka or Kerala would their main options by iammani · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know a guy who visits maldives often (mainly to go scuba diving). Their language is very similar to singalese (lang spoken in srilanka) and their food is a combination of Srilankan and Kerala (a state in India) food. I would tend to think they would look at buying land at these places rather than Australia

  17. The lowest point in the Netherlands by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is 7 meters(ca. 21 feet) below sealevel and we are not leaving. Running is a bad solution. Fight the water because it will fight you. Feet getting wet? Build dams and dykes and stay safe. That idea is probably 10 times cheaper and more efficient than the whole "move everyboy out and buy a new homeland plan".

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    1. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article specifically says that building seawalls around the many islands is prohibitively expensive.

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    2. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by pandrijeczko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Methinks there's a big group of Dutch architects & builders trying to get themselves on an all-expenses paid "fact finding mission" to the Maldives here...

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    3. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by thered2001 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a little harder to build dams around hundreds of islands. In the Netherlands, you pretty much had only one direction to worry about.

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    4. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by JTsyo · · Score: 1

      It'll be much tougher to build dykes and damns on an archipelago. I guess an option would be to build them out in the ocean so you can keep the beaches.

    5. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Krupuk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Build dams and dykes and stay safe.

      Ever tried building dams and dykes around 1190 small coral islands? Look at this picture of Malé, the capital: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Male-total.jpg Is it still worth living there with a 10 meeter dam around your city?

    6. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      (1) Lots of islands means lots of shores (2) have you been paying attention to the large public projects undertaken by the government lately?

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    7. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      They should consider connecting the islands together where it is fysically possible. If they do that they will kill 2 birds with one stone that way. They're able to stay safe and are able to get extra land.

      Second point unrelated to this reply; Look at this picture, the island was never safe to start with. One big wave and the island's gone.

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    8. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are kidding, right? What is the total length of the coastline in the Netherlands? Now what is the total length of the coastline of the 1200 islands of the Maldives? You can build levies/dykes in the Netherlands. You can't compeltely wall-off hundreds of islands. It's a fantastically different problem.

    9. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by DrXym · · Score: 2
      I think the difference is that the Netherlands has dry land on one size and the sea isn't especially deep either in reclaimed areas. It's feasible to ring fence off sea / river channels because you can dredge up sand from one place and deposit it in another to form a barrier. Once done you can flush the sea water out and you have land. I doubt this is the case in the Maldives. I don't know the sea around the islands but it would not surprise me if the depth becomes precipitous very rapidly. There would be nothing to dredge and no way to deposit it either before it washed away.

      Short of a volcano erupting nearby or having 100 large ships sailing back and forth from India with gravel I doubt there is any way to extend or raise the island. Who knows - perhaps they could turn themselves into a modern Venice, living on stilts or pioneer a technique to construct super massive floating land extensions or similar, but I'm not sure I would be very comfortable to living there.

    10. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Woy · · Score: 2, Funny
      What is the total length of the coastline in the Netherlands?

      Wait i know this one... Infinite!

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    11. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by wimmi · · Score: 1

      Holland (the lowest part of The Netherlands) are protected by a natural dune barrier and a relatively shallow North Sea (and the British Isles) to break the waves.

      The Maldives are way out in the pacific ocean. No natural barrier to cover it.

      Anyway, Dutch engineer couldn't come up with a practical rescue plan (within budget) for the Maldives. When faced with a similar problem in the 1850s, the Dutch king evacuated all the people of Schokland (now an Unesco world heritage) because they could not save that small and crumbling island 10 miles off the coast.

      Buying evacuation-ground is a good idea to preserve their society..

    12. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by kisak · · Score: 1

      It is easier to defend a medium sized country that is really a corner of the European continent with dykes than a small island. This is because of the area of land compared to sea boarder.

      Maybe they should buy some old oil platforms instead. There are many around no longer in use and they can place them close to where they live today. And if they are really lucky they will strike oil and accelerate their need for a new home ...

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    13. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by whisper_jeff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fight the water because it will fight you.

      I hate to break it to you but Mother Nature/Gaia will always win. You might get lucky and never see that day but all the Netherlands is doing is postponing the inevitable. Something will change (earthquake or water rising higher than expected or whatever) or someone will make a mistake (engineering error or faulty construction or whatever) or _something_ and then Mother Nature/Gaia will remind you that she is boss. We live at her mercy. Seriously, not to be all new age-y but anyone who thinks they can beat nature is simply not paying attention. The history books are littered with civilizations who thought they could win the "fight." Here's a recent example - New Orleans was almost destroyed _by a storm._ Building a city in a region that is dangerous is stupid. Sorry to be so blunt, but it is.

    14. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is stupid, and you are stupid too. There isn't enough raw material (dirt, rock, etc) in the entire island chain to build dikes with. The Netherlands had a continent's worth of stuff to draw on.

    15. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      The Netherlands has 'postponed the inevitable' for almost 800 years, now.

      Of course nothing lasts forever against relentless nature. But if it lasts long enough for several human lifetimes, it's good enough. There'll be a disaster someday, but making a home for generations of people is worth that price. And maybe by the time disaster is imminent, the people will have the wisdom and ability to prevent it or get out of its way. Like the Maldives are now trying to do.

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    16. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article specifically says that building seawalls around the many islands is prohibitively expensive.

      One island at a time, it must be too expensive. Perhaps building a large encircling seawall which connects only the outermost islands of archipelago isn't so expensive? If even that is too impractical, there is always possibility of piling more material on top of existing islands. In Emirates they build new islands, why in Maldives couldn't they raise existing ones some more?

    17. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by merlinokos · · Score: 1

      They are trying other things. They're building another island called Hulhumale that they're hoping is above sea level with the oceans rise. However, it's not going to be enough, which is why they're investigating other options. You can't hold it against them for trying everything, including asking the world to pay attention to their plight.

    18. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      Or they will think they've been successful for 800 years and thus they don't need to move anywhere - they can continue to fight the good fight because running away is letting nature win. Yes, many generations may enjoy humanity successfully holding nature back but thinking that it will always be this way is what will lead to disaster at some point down the road. I disagree with the "if it lasts long enough for several human lifetimes, it's good enough." The current global environmental crisis is proof that's wrong... We need to stop looking a generation or two down the road and be willing to look several generations down the road. Or is it ok to put our great grandchildren in harm's way just to make our lives a little easier now?

    19. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by tgd · · Score: 1

      Haven't seen the latest tallies for the cost of Katrina here in the US, have you?

      No, its not cheaper. Its massively more expensive to fight nature.

    20. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      That's easy to say when three quarters of your country's borders are on land and you have the resources to build such a thing. These are a bunch of tiny islands in the middle of the ocean. If they tried building a wall the excavation itself would put them under sea level before they were done.

    21. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by deroby · · Score: 1

      The Maldives is a set of smallish islands, according to Wikipedia it's about 298km^2 spread over 1190 islands. That's A LOT of coastline to defend !

      Compared to the Netherlands : 41,525 km^2 and water only coming from 2 sides (East & North), there's simply NO way to compare both situations.

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    22. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please stop personifying nature. Seriously.

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    23. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      The Netherlands aren't build on coral. If what I remember about the experiences on Tuvalu during the king tide are true, the high water doesn't just lap at the shore, it seeps through the coral and saturates the entire island.

      Any wall you build would have to be deep enough to reach the bottom of the coral, unless you plan on the wall itself being the only thing above sea level.

    24. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by mcvos · · Score: 1

      One island at a time, it must be too expensive. Perhaps building a large encircling seawall which connects only the outermost islands of archipelago isn't so expensive? If even that is too impractical, there is always possibility of piling more material on top of existing islands. In Emirates they build new islands, why in Maldives couldn't they raise existing ones some more?

      Because they're not as rich as Dubai.

    25. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Short of a volcano erupting nearby or having 100 large ships sailing back and forth from India with gravel I doubt there is any way to extend or raise the island. Who knows - perhaps they could turn themselves into a modern Venice, living on stilts or pioneer a technique to construct super massive floating land extensions or similar, but I'm not sure I would be very comfortable to living there.

      The volcano idea would be "very bad" if it actually did add a few feet to the islands. I think that I'd much rather be slowly flooded than instantly killed under a cloud of rock.

      Now the 100 large ship idea has potential. What they really need to figure out is how to float their entire set of islands. That way it wouldn't matter what the sea level is they'd be safe. Anyone have ideas on doing that one though?

      If anything we most likely do have the tech to build a few small islands/large barges ships like the so called Freedom ship concept. It would mainly come to money on if anyone did that though. It would be far to expensive unless we had neat nanotech or robots that we could just tell go build said island/boat and wait 10-20 years for them to finish.

    26. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by famebait · · Score: 1

      I think buying new land and moving _there_ would be cheaper than buying land and moving _it_.

      But how about chopping off the atoll and jacking it up?
      (kidding)

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    27. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by mcvos · · Score: 3, Informative

      I hate to break it to you but Mother Nature/Gaia will always win. You might get lucky and never see that day but all the Netherlands is doing is postponing the inevitable.

      Don't worry. We've got lots of lifeboats in case our country sinks. Which has already been happening for quite some time now, by the way. Even when you're not comparing with the sea level, our land in sinking. The continental shelf is moving downward, the soil is drying out. Were sinking it at least three different ways at the same time. We're good at sinking.

      Here's a recent example - New Orleans was almost destroyed _by a storm._ Building a city in a region that is dangerous is stupid. Sorry to be so blunt, but it is.

      Not at all. It's quite often very profitable to build a city in a dangerous area. Slopes of volcanoes are very fertile, for example. The mouth of a river (like Netherland or New Orleans) is a great place for a port.

      I don't know about New Orleans, but Netherland is rich enough to continue fighting for a few more centuries.

    28. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by bazorg · · Score: 1

      this photo shows that wherever they end up, they won't like it :D

    29. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by JazzHarper · · Score: 1

      Hey! It's not nice to anthropomorphize Mother Nature.

    30. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Fight the water because it will fight you.

      See, now this is why I'm glad I'm a functioning alcoholic. I already know this is impossible!

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    31. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Jeian · · Score: 1

      Erm...

      This may be one of those US/English things, but where I come from, "dike" and "dyke" mean two different things. ;p

    32. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That advice might be good for countries like Bangladesh, if they had the resources to do it. But Maldives is in the middle of the ocean with water coming at the islands from all sides, with no connection to a larger continent. That means they would have to fight the water on the 250 fronts (250 islands are inhabited), and they would have to ship everything in from overseas - not impossible, but a very expensive and difficult proposition.

      And even if they did successfully wall themselves up - one good sized tsunami could drown the entire population of some islands. Furthermore, just looking at them makes me think that a rising water table could make the water start to come up from underneath their feet.

    33. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      No, that's Great Britain.

    34. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Since I gather it's mostly a tourist destination -- wouldn't an entire country up on pilons be a charming and unique destination?

      Of course that requires a solid base under the island, which might not exist (any geologists or structural engineers here??)

      The high-rise dorms (about 12 storeys) at Montana State University are on floating pilons that go well down into the muck. I don't recall the details, but it was quite the creative venture.

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    35. Re:The lowest point in the Netherlands by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      So build towers in the middle of the bigger islands and only go down to the beach when the tide is out. Even the sea levels in 2100 will only cover some of the islands, not all. And one would like to think that something could be done to improve the situation globally. If man has caused this then man can have some hand in fixing it.

      The problem with moving en-masse to another country is that eventually all the things that made Maldivianians (?) special will eventually leech away. The solution, to my mind, is to look to becoming more special.

      There are Napoleonic forts in the sea that have been there for years, if Napoleon could do it...

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  18. Apparently... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I can't actually go there unless I have a buttload of money.

    Which makes me care significantly less. Kudos to them for planning ahead, but... meh.

  19. Floodbanks? by tomtomtom777 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wouldn't constructing floodbanks (dikes) be a must cheaper option? Here in Amsterdam we live 1.5 meter below sea level but I have no reason to worry...

    1. Re:Floodbanks? by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or how about buying a shitload of dirt?

    2. Re:Floodbanks? by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      Here in Amsterdam we live 1.5 meter below sea level but I have no reason to worry

      Good choice for some famous last words!

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    3. Re:Floodbanks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that the Maldives are more properly known as the Maldive Islands, right?

    4. Re:Floodbanks? by berend+botje · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but whatever you do and however much you try to raise your land, at the end of the day you are still in that junkie-infested hellhole. best regards, a fellow cheesehead from rotterdam! :-)

    5. Re:Floodbanks? by PointyShinyBurning · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps because the Maldives is a chain of over 1,000 low atolls rather than a contiguous land mass with a continent on one side of it?

    6. Re:Floodbanks? by Squapper · · Score: 1

      In Dubai, they're building som really large artificial islands. How expensive would it be to raise the occupied parts of the maldieves by a meter anyway?

    7. Re:Floodbanks? by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 2, Informative
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    8. Re:Floodbanks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The maldives are 1,200 coral atolls. That's a lot of coastline to build dikes around.

    9. Re:Floodbanks? by uberdilligaff · · Score: 1

      That would be a metric shitload, of course....

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    10. Re:Floodbanks? by fx242 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could buy desert portions from Australia and move them to the atols to compensate the land eroded by the sea...?

    11. Re:Floodbanks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a shit-ton would be a more adequate amount.

    12. Re:Floodbanks? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wouldn't constructing floodbanks (dikes) be a must cheaper option? Here in Amsterdam we live 1.5 meter below sea level but I have no reason to worry...

      The issue is really with the unique geography of the Maldives. The country is actually a chain of 1,000+ tiny islands - some of them barely large enough to actually be called an island. You'd have to import all the raw materials for those dikes, and you'd wind up with more wall than land in many places.

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    13. Re:Floodbanks? by lloydchristmas759 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doing this would probably make the Maldives sink even quicker, because it would kill the coral, which is what actually keeps the islands out of the water... Before trying to solve a environmental issue you have to make sure that it won't engender a worse problem...

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    14. Re:Floodbanks? by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      That's a very different animal. You don't live on an island surrounded by water in a typhoon-ridden area. You only have a relatively small coastline compared to your borders, and a relatively small portion of the country in the areas below sea level. The Maldives islanders are at risk of being simply washed off the top of their mountain and therefore they have to look at other options than ending up living in a huge cofferdam.

      Virg

  20. Build another island by DrXym · · Score: 1, Informative

    Sounds preposterous, but the UAE has already built several artificial islands of a size that could easily house the population of the Maldives. If the UAE can then surely the Maldives can too. The major issue of course is that any new island would have to be raised to anticipate sea level changes otherwise it would be as flat and vulnerable as the old one. I don't know the details of any plan to purchase land but it seems doubtful to me that it would ensure a place to live if the Maldives sunk under the waves. I doubt any country would want 300,000 additional people dumped on their doorstep short of a major humanitarian relief effort. And the Maldives isn't in that situation yet.

    1. Re:Build another island by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would this be practical? Don't forget that the reclaimed land in the UAE likely comes from nearby excess earth. The Maldives, being a set of islands, doesn't have any spare mountains nearby so will likely need to import all the raw materials to build additional islands.

      While on the topic, the same probably goes for the kind of sea defenses you'd need to combat such a rise in sea levels.

    2. Re:Build another island by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I doubt any country would want 300,000 additional people dumped on their doorstep short of a major humanitarian relief effort.

      The US gets more than that from Mexico every year.

    3. Re:Build another island by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying build it by the Maldives. You would have to locate a relatively shallow sea which probably means an existing landmass nearby and some pretty intense negotiation with another country. Then you would build it the same way the UAE Palm islands were built - with enormous computer controlled dredgers which suck up the sea bottom from one place and then deposit it somewhere else and surround the whole thing with rock to act as a sea wall.

    4. Re:Build another island by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, why do that when they could just raise their own island? Dredge or import soil. Would probably be cheaper and require less resources than building a whole new island. A sea wall would be even cheaper but the article mentions that is not economically feasible and if that isn't feasible then I don't see how making a whole island would be.

      Doesn't sound like a good idea to me in any case. Better to just to move along. You can't fight mother nature.

    5. Re:Build another island by Reziac · · Score: 1

      UAE has effectively unlimited money to throw at such problems. Makes a big difference.

      Otherwise, I agree with you. And at least in the near term, putting everything up on pilons might be a possibility -- and they can be extended as they sink or the ocean rises.

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    6. Re:Build another island by DrXym · · Score: 1

      They can't raise their own islands because they are atolls in the middle of the Pacific ocean. They're literally living on coral and sandstone. There are no shallow seas to dredge and short of cannibalizing some of their unihabited atolls they have *nothing* to raise their land with. And even if they could dredge (such as sending a flotilla of ships to pick up material from elsewhere), the fact is these islands are in deep waters so it would be extremely difficult to extend their land, or even raise it. Which is why I suggested building another island. Negotiate with another government and buy a stretch of sea off and build an island. Or buy one. At least it would mean semi-autonomy. I expect most countries would much prefer that solution than integrating 300,000 extra people even if the Maldives government did buy up land.

  21. barely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australia has not the fresh water to support its current population let alone a greater one on a sustainable basis. Anybody believing otherwise has some learnin' to do.

    1. Re:barely by TheoGB · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem is that Australia doesn't recycle water. The reason they don't is because they have a peculiar habit of asking the population to vote on things and people are very hard to convince of this sort of thing.

      Here in the UK we've survived for generations on recycled water but Queenslanders would rather go parched than drink 'shit'.

    2. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Australia doesn't recycle water. The reason they don't is because they have a peculiar habit of asking the population to vote on things and people are very hard to convince of this sort of thing.

      Here in the UK we've survived for generations on recycled water but Queenslanders would rather go parched than drink 'shit'.

      No, the problem is stupid and/or malevolent government. Here in my area in SE QLD there has been mild water shortage for over 20 years. It has also been one of the countries fastest growing population centres over that time. We also had water tank bans for aesthetic reasons.

      This is a climate that has periodic droughts. It was obvious this was going to be a problem. If tanks and been allowed (and required for new building permits) and the expectation was that the council water supply was for a backup, we would quite simply not have any water supply problems now. We would have no need for recycled water if we took the view that in the ordinary course of life it is up to the individual to provide their own water, rather than depending on government supply.

      Anybody with a rural background, such as myself, could have told them that 20 years ago if they were willing to listen.

    3. Re:barely by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Recycling water would help greatly, though. As you say, the tanks are now allowed or must be as my future Brisbanite father-in-law has one. He claimed there was a plan to build a dam or something similar about 20 years back but it was vetoed at the time.

    4. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Recycling water would help greatly, though.

      Well you could say any source of water would help. Requiring adequate tank volume for your own water supply on all new buildings would be a solution that automatically scaled to any amount of population growth though. It would also have the effect of promoting efficient water use if any water from the municipal supply was charged. I understand you can recycle water, but why would you if it's unnecessary? We have an average rainfall of 1200mm/year. If we had tanks, there is an abundance of water, even now.

    5. Re:barely by TheoGB · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, very true. My comment was really to counter the argument that Australia doesn't have enough water to support the current population, which you've done an even better job of debunking than I did. Cheers :D

    6. Re:barely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that Australia doesn't recycle water.

      correction. we DO recycle water, but because the government is stupid they dont allow the recycled water to be put back into the drinking water supplies. we're already spending the time, effort and money to make reclaimed effluent safe enough to drink, but because they let a bunch of retards vote on it, this water (far cleaner than what is in the dams in time of drought) goes to water plants and other non-human consumption areas.

      im actually quite surprised you need to recycle water in the UK. I spent a year over there and all it ever did was rain

    7. Re:barely by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      Queenslan IS the rpoblem, still allowing stupidly wasteful cotton farms, and rice farms and still issuing licenses for water they dont have.

      Water tanks dont fill if there is no rain.

    8. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Water tanks dont fill if there is no rain.

      It takes significantly more water to fill dams than it does tanks, and the water in the dams would not have been depleted if people were using tank water first. So tanks might have become empty from time to time but we would still have plenty of reserve water supply. I was referring to domestic water supply. You are correct that water shouldn't be wasted, but as for QLD being the problem, how's the Murray going.

    9. Re:barely by martinX · · Score: 1

      Anybody with a rural background, such as myself, could have told them that 20 years ago if they were willing to listen.

      Anybody with a rural background (like, say, the National Party) would have said: "population booming, droughts on and off, let's build a new dam or two to cope."

      The Wolfdene dam was all but ready to go, then in 1989 the ALP was voted in.
      First act: cancel the Wolfdene dam.

      Quote from The Australian in early 2007:
      In December 1989 the first act of Kevin Rudd, the new chief of staff to Queensland's incoming Labor premier, was to cancel plans for the Wolfdene dam. This was despite expert advice that such a dam would be needed for southeast Queensland in the early 21st century.

      This was done to appease environmentalists who are dead against new dams anywhere. What we have now is an expensive water recycling plant ready to come on line. Such a pity it burns all those nasty fossil fuels to get anything done

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    10. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Anybody with a rural background, such as myself, could have told them that 20 years ago if they were willing to listen.

      Anybody with a rural background (like, say, the National Party) would have said: "population booming, droughts on and off, let's build a new dam or two to cope."

      So rural conservatives had more than one adequate solution then. :)

      One advantage of tanks (as a requirement for new buildings) over a new dam is that the water supply scales automatically with the population. Don't get the hydroelectric power though, I'll give you that. Dams should only be the reserve water supply IMO.

    11. Re:barely by martinX · · Score: 1

      So rural conservatives had more than one adequate solution then. :)

      Damn straight. That's something I've learned over the years - farmers are (on-the-whole) practical, can-do people. They can see a problem for what it is and see a solution.

      One advantage of tanks (as a requirement for new buildings) over a new dam is that the water supply scales automatically with the population.

      Problems with tanks:
      - you can't get a tank big enough for a multi-storey dwelling (like a 20 storey place with 100 apartments).

      - city-collected roof water would be polluted. No two ways about it, it wouldn't be good to drink. We only got rid of leaded petrol recently, so up until then there would have been dangerous levels of lead in the water

      - reticulated water supplied by the local council actually does work and it can be done cheaply. It's only when there are ridiculous political interferences that we end up with the situation we have now

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    12. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Problems with tanks:
      - you can't get a tank big enough for a multi-storey dwelling (like a 20 storey place with 100 apartments).

      True enough, even given a tank, the roof catchment won't be enough. Most people don't live in one of those, so they could be an exception, but still pay/volume.

      - city-collected roof water would be polluted. No two ways about it, it wouldn't be good to drink. We only got rid of leaded petrol recently, so up until then there would have been dangerous levels of lead in the water

      Filtration. Many people have this anyway. You also get a choice about fluoride. We could also deliver drinking water from the dam but require garden watering, toilets etc to be from the tank.

      - reticulated water supplied by the local council actually does work and it can be done cheaply. It's only when there are ridiculous political interferences that we end up with the situation we have now

      This is a valid point, but is not a problem with tanks. My original point stands and you seem to agree with it. We don't lack water, we have an oversupply of politicians.

    13. Re:barely by martinX · · Score: 1

      Filtration. Many people have this anyway. You also get a choice about fluoride. We could also deliver drinking water from the dam but require garden watering, toilets etc to be from the tank.

      Dunno if you'll get around to reading this ...

      Filtration.

      Here's what I think. Reticulated water systems were introduced as away of supplying fresh, clean water cheaply to a population who were largely pretty stupid when it came to things like bacterial loads and chemical contamination.

      That's why they employed smart engineers to build them. Now that the systems are in place, it's tough to scale them back.

      While the intelligence of the population about these things may be better, there's enough idiots (living in the ... well, we all know which regions they live in :-) ) to make reticulated water as primary supply A Good Thing.

      Add to that, it's cheap. Certainly cheaper than than a filtration system. Plus, how often will Joe Dolt change the cartridges?

      Water tanks as a primary supply are a great idea if the user is a motivated user.

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    14. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Now that the systems are in place, it's tough to scale them back.

      No need to either. Also no need to scale it up. In the event that we didn't need as much due to increased tank capacity, presumably the excess could be used for increased power generation.

      there's enough idiots (living in the ... well, we all know which regions they live in :-) ) to make reticulated water as primary supply A Good Thing.

      I'm not yet convinced that changing the operation of the whole of society to make idiocy more convenient is a good thing. Perhaps idiots could apply to have reticulated water as their primary water supply in exchange for their voting rights. :-)

      When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
      Love the sig.

    15. Re:barely by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know if you'll get around to reading this, but:
      http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/queensland/collapse-contaminates-water/2008/11/17/1226770337911.html
      Metal roofing hangs in the trees nearby the reservoir at The Gap, where the roof collapsed, contaminating the water supplies of three Brisbane suburbs.

      All residents and visitors to Brisbane suburbs The Gap, Enoggera, Mt Coot-tha and parts of Keperra have been warned not to drink tap water after the collapse of the roof into a reservoir.


      HA! Double HA!

    16. Re:barely by martinX · · Score: 1

      :-)

      I'll see your HA! and raise you a hypothetical:


      All residents and visitors to Brisbane suburbs The Gap, Enoggera, Mt Coot-tha and parts of Keperra have been warned not to drink tap water after the collapse of the roof into a reservoir. And all their water tanks have blown away, too.

      Though your suggestion appears attractive, I don't think it would be financially viable for anyone to build a reticulated water system (and keep building it, since the SE corner is expanding rapidly) without guaranteed funds coming in, and people may be a little hesitant to pay $400 a year (and more) for a water system they may never need to use. I wonder how many people would think to themselves "I have to pay about $400 a year for filters. I may as well stop that and just use town water.

      I like the idea of independence from The Man, but Big Engineering also appeals to me, as it does to many slashdotters. There's just something attractive about making a Big System, hitting the Big Red Button and having it Just Work. Much more appealing than changing filter cartridges at home, fishing dead pigeons out of the water system etc.

      It would have been good to have a house set up for tank and/or mains, but then a lot of things would have been a good idea. We built a house recently and I briefly considered many things like this, but dealing with a project home builder doesn't leave you much wiggle room.

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  22. Obama is president so by bugeaterr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only will he lower sea levels in the long run,
    but in the short term, he can teach them to walk on water. ;)

    1. Re:Obama is president so by Andr+T. · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, and Obama will sure use the WMD that Bush found on Iraq to threat the countries that don't agree with the Kyoto protocol.

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    2. Re:Obama is president so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, he will just ask his daddy to open the sea so they can stay dry and safe.
      Well, that until Sarah Palin comes to crucify him...

  23. Problem solved by dvh.tosomja · · Score: 1

    1. Go to australian desert
    2. Digg additional 150cm of mud/rocks/sand/whatever
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  24. Um by copponex · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Denmark was a series of extremely tiny islands, you'd have a point. But it's not, so you don't.

    1. Re:Um by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Old chart of the Netherlands(not the same as Denmark, go read a map):

      http://ivan.ahk.nl/kaarten/lagelandenromeins.jpg

      Modern chart of the Netherlands:

      http://ivan.ahk.nl/kaarten/netherlands.jpg

      Massive areas were flooded in the Middle Ages in the Netherlands. Instead of hiding on high ground we beat the water and founded a nation that is mostly below sea level. It takes a certain state of mind to do this. Once you start surrendering to the water, you lose. And you will keep on running from any danger that comes in your path.

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      Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
    2. Re:Um by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Easier to fight the battle against the sea when the sea is mainly in one direction.

      Lot more expensive when you are surrounded.

      If it's so simple you can afford to live underwater too.

      There are advantages to living underwater - the waves and hurricanes won't cause as much problems.

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    3. Re:Um by cabjf · · Score: 1

      Once you start surrendering to the water, you lose. And you will keep on running from any danger that comes in your path.

      I know, just look at New Orleans. Just because they're mostly below sea level and frequently the target of Hurricanes is no reason to stop fighting the water.

    4. Re:Um by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Informative

      It takes more than a state of mind, and you're dismissing their problems too easily.

      1. The Netherlands took 1000 years or more to get where we are now. For the last 100 years, we've been continuously building major infrastructure to keep dry feet.

      2. The Netherlands has money to burn (and has been in that fortunate situation for hundreds of years now). We spend on the order of the Maledives' entire GDP ($ 1.5 B) every year.

      3. For a long time, land reclamation projects were extremely unambitious, no more than what a farmer and his personnel could achieve in the off-season. Each year the farmer would add another few hundred m of dikes and reclaim a patch of land. After 100 years of that, you've got quite a bit of land, but this only works if the area you're working is shallow marshes. The Maledives don't have that easy option. They would need to go for the expensive option (working directly against the ocean) immediately.

      4. All of our (.nl) efforts were directed at shortening the coastline, which is easy enough if most of the area is land with low marshes in between. The Maledives would need to fortify 650 km of coastline in short order.

    5. Re:Um by mcvos · · Score: 1

      If Denmark was a series of extremely tiny islands, you'd have a point.

      What does Denmark have to do with it?

      Besides, Denmark has 1419 islands, which is more than the 1192 islands of the Maldives.

    6. Re:Um by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Instead of hiding on high ground we beat the water and founded a nation that is mostly below sea level. It takes a certain state of mind to do this. Once you start surrendering to the water, you lose. And you will keep on running from any danger that comes in your path.

      And then the terrorists win!

    7. Re:Um by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If Denmark was a series of extremely tiny islands, you'd have a point. But it's not, so you don't.

      And if Denmark were Holland, your comment would make a lick of sense. But it's not, so it doesn't.

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    8. Re:Um by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 1

      Massive areas were flooded in the Middle Ages in the Netherlands. Instead of hiding on high ground we beat the water and founded a nation that is mostly below sea level. It takes a certain state of mind to do this. Once you start surrendering to the water, you lose. And you will keep on running from any danger that comes in your path.

      When I started here, all there was was ocean. Other leaders said it was daft to build a country in the ocean, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It was flooded by the ocean. So I built a second one. That was flooded by the ocean. So I built a third one. That got hit by a monsoon, destroyed, then flooded by the ocean. But the fourth one stayed above water. And that's what you're gonna get, lad. The strongest country in this world.

  25. I wonder how the Mauritanians would respond by MikeRT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seeing as how their country is being turned into a desert. I'm not sure which is worse, personally. Having your homeland washed out to sea, or being told that you have to make do with land that would require probably tens of billions of dollars (that you don't have, and probably will never have) to start turning into semi-usable living space.

    1. Re:I wonder how the Mauritanians would respond by avk77 · · Score: 1

      Did you get confused between Mauritania and Maldives?

  26. Buy a surplus aircraft carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    drift around the Pacific.

    Let the world's other refugees tie up their boats alongside.

    1. Re:Buy a surplus aircraft carrier by argent · · Score: 1

      Ma ba na em num en ba mu fu shi ba fu nam.

    2. Re:Buy a surplus aircraft carrier by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      You're a nitwit. Aircraft carriers hold a crew of 5,000, so by stretching it to extremes you could fit 25,000 people on it. The poulation of Maldives is 350,000. Also, they're not dirt poor refugees. Maldives makes a lot of money from tourism. Does this city look like shacks and hovels? It's the capital of Maldives.

      Virg

  27. What with religion-related tags? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Somebody care to explain? I did not read the links..

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  28. A Trade by dummondwhu · · Score: 1

    How about this: I'll give them New Jersey (yes, I have the authority) and I'll take my chances with the sea level. When can we hammer out the deal?

  29. waterworld...or canal world by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They could become the planet's first all ocean living nation, and start really developing that sort of tech (especially how to deal with more extreme ocean events...). Just start buying up old ships and refurb them to be floating houses, businesses, even little mini farms. Just a wild thought. I know if I lived there, I'd be trying to cob together a little floating miniark instead of building the traditional ..whatever they got, hovel/shack. Just a house that could float if flood water rise, a big raft, oil drums and logs, whatever. I mean this exists already as expensive houseboats, that mostly just sit tethered to a marina slip, but no reason they need to be so elaborate and expensive, just float and not leak that bad. With that said, carrying the concept further, there are a lot of boats and ships scrapped all the time that perhaps could be recycled, even if it was just into being barges.

        Another option is massive terraforming, take what is the swampiest land they have, dig out thousands of miles of canals, use the dredged out soil to build up what good and higher elevation parts of the land they want to save, and just skip land roads for the most part, use the canals for transportation. They could start small, literally with what manpower and equipment exists (example: china terracing entire mountains for farming using shovels and baskets mostly), just small ditch canals wide enough to pass two canoes next to each other, then gradually work that out bigger until it can handle normal decent boats, then onto real ships and barges of whatever size work out to be practical. Of course, that means salt water everywhere, but seeing as how this will happen anyway if the oceans really rise....might be an option short of trying to find some donor space for what, 150 million people someplace else? 150 thousand can go be refugees, 150 million might start to run into complications even more daunting than a nationwide land reclamation/canal/lotta boats project. I don't know much about that nation at all, I would guess being so low they already have a lot of existing water based transportation and access. Just move heavy that way more.

    1. Re:waterworld...or canal world by virg_mattes · · Score: 3, Informative

      You might want to read up on Maldives. Your assumptions about the level of technology and their needs seems to be very out of step with the reality. Canals "wide enough to pass two canoes next to each other"? This is the capital of Maldives, which shows a level of tech far in excess of "floating oil barral" ships. Also, the entire population of Maldives is less than 400,000 so relocating "150 million people" is meaningless.

      Virg

    2. Re:waterworld...or canal world by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Here's a tip: don't build cities at or below sea level, and you won't have these problems!

      [eyeing large buildings] At the price of scrap metal, if the island goes underwater, they may well have enough readily-salvageable resources to buy whatever they want, just in construction frameworks, copper wiring, etc.

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  30. Sealand by speroni · · Score: 1

    The could move here, or start building their own.

    Sealand

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  31. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by kisak · · Score: 2, Informative

    The world was not several degrees warmer then. Stop spreading that uneducated meme.

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  32. Current Sea Level Data?? by georgep77 · · Score: 0

    The only current sea level data that I could find (other than lots of "projections") is at
    http://sealevel.colorado.edu/ but they have stopped updating their information until the end of the year.

    The good news is that the sea level has been dropping slightly (this is no doubt connected to the massive increase in polar ice). Hopefully they won't pay to much for their insurance.

    Cheers,
        _GP_

  33. 1.5 meter above sealevel and no tsunami problem ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indian ocean if i recall it correctly.
    Last time an Indonesia born tsunami hit Sri Lanka + the Maldiven, next time with another deflection it could hit the Maldiven even harder. I'm sorry to say that there's little chance that I will visit the Maldiven as a tourist because of that and my advice is that they better leave that area sooner than later. In other countries around the Indian ocean you have a chance to find a higher spot when a tsunami alert goes off (how well that works is unknown though), on the Maldiven I guess you have to fight your way to the two planes available when the sea withdraws.

    Ernst

  34. Are they smoking crack? by stry_cat · · Score: 0

    According to http://www.junkscience.com/Greenhouse/sea_level_calc.html you're looking at like a 23 degree Celsius average temperature increase to raise sea level by 59cm. This is just an excuse to take more money from the people in the form of taxes.

    1. Re:Are they smoking crack? by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That calculator is doing it wrong, and the web page was clearly written by someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.

    2. Re:Are they smoking crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That calculator is doing it wrong, and the web page was clearly written by someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.

      Translation: That website is obviously not written by a True Believer.

    3. Re:Are they smoking crack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Another brain eaten by the propagandist Steven Milloy. Blah blah taxes. Blah blah free market.

      They don't need an excuse to take your money. The framework for taxation is present and they can increase your taxes whenever they feel like it. The fact that your country is monstrously in the hole would be a fine reason to raise your taxes. The fact that a substantial portion of your country's population wants to conquer the Muslims in the name of 'defense' is a fine reason to raise your taxes. The fact that a large percentage of your senior population depends upon entitlement programs to live day to day is a fine reason to raise your taxes.

      But naturally it's the competitive and antagonistic process of rigorous scientific research that is the true rationale for raising your taxes. Nothing to see here, just an international conspiracy to raise the taxes.

    4. Re:Are they smoking crack? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      No.

      One problem is that it takes temperature-based information and computes ice melt based on thermal transfer. As you might guess from this, they then have to model the heat reservoir of which you're measuring the temperature. They claim their heat reservoir is the atmosphere. It's not -- the Earth is thermally connected to atmosphere and exchanges heat with it. Connecting temperature and thermal transfer in this way is hokey at best, since it requires you to model a thermal reservoir you have limited knowledge about. It's best to approach the problem from a different angle. Instead, they choose to use a terribly wrong figure and go from there.

      Many of the statements belie a flawed understanding of what's going on. They do not account for thermal expansion of seawater on the assumption that an ice-water mixture does not heat up until all the ice is melted. This is true if all the water and ice are in good thermal contact. It's also true that all the ice must be at 0 C if they are in good thermal contact, else it will absorb heat from the water and freeze it until they both reach 0 C. This is far from the case -- they point out that much ice is below 0 C. It's trivial to show that at least part of the world's oceans are above 0 C. The ocean-ice system is not a simple, single-temperature mixture. Nor, for that matter, is ice that is in the water the major factor in rising sea levels. You might expect free-floating ice to be in thermal equilibrium with nearby water, but free-floating ice will not (substantially) alter ocean levels when it melts. Land-bound ice is the major contributor. As its name suggests, its contact with the ocean is much more limited. (To be fair, they seem to recognize this, but not its thermodynamic implications.)

      There are many things wrong with their analysis. They don't even have the knowledge or professionalism to use appropriate terminology, which calls into question their capacity to actually make reasonable calculations. For example, "...despite the fact the sun has been replenishing the number of kJ available to melt ice throughout that period."

    5. Re:Are they smoking crack? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Here's where junkscience.com comes from:

      http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Steve_Milloy

  35. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by hey! · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sorry, that video is scientific garbage.

    In the last 200 years, sea level has been about 30cm higher than today. About 1970, something remarkable happened; sea level fell down to its present position.

    There was not a global 30cm drop in seal level around 1970, which would be quite noticeable.

    Local mean sea level varies quite a bit due to geological factors and local weather effects such as atmospheric pressure. This produces statistical variation on various scales; individual locations might well see contrary trends; even aggregate trends smoothed over three year weighted averages tend to have considerable noise.

    In any case, an island like the one in the video is a poor choice as a benchmark because mean sea level varies across the Pacific by as much as 60cm at any given time due to atmospheric effects. The El Nino/Southern Oscillation could well produce dramatic shifts in local MSL on an island like this. Pressure driven changes in MSL in this region can reach 30cm or in rare cases even more.

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  36. A few shiploads of sand? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    It may be a lot cheaper (though less dramatic) to import a few shiploads of sand from Saudi Arabia and raise the level of the atolls by a couple of meters.

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  37. Sea level is falling around the Maldives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIbTJ6mhCqk

  38. It's a bargain.... by XB-70 · · Score: 1
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  39. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by kisak · · Score: 1

    Yes, why don't you use the truthiness you feel in your gut as the end of all arguments.

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  40. Manhattan by techstar25 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently residents from Manhattan will be watching closely and anxiously taking notes on how this gets resolved.

    1. Re:Manhattan by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Apparently residents from Manhattan will be watching closely and anxiously taking notes on how this gets resolved.

      Laugh all you want but if the seas really start to rise Manhattan is in for a change. Much of lower manhattan such as Battery City (built on landfill from orignal WTC construction) and the Financial District would be more underwater than most people's stock.

      Once you get further uptown though, the island starts to rise quite a bit.

      The face of Manhattan might change, but its not likely to be wiped from the map like the Maldives. Besides, if Manhattan starts to disappear, large parts of the Eastern Seaboard (and almost all of Florida), will be much bigger stories (although perhaps not as good photos as the Statue of Liberty's pedestal under water).

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    2. Re:Manhattan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be an alarmist. Unlike the Maldives, it's perfectly possible to build a sea wall around the Atlantic-facing side of Manhattan, Netherlands-style. Lower Manhattan isn't going anywhere.

    3. Re:Manhattan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well ... it probably isn't going anywhere due to rising oceans, but Battery City is still built on landfill, so the next earthquake of note that hits NYC is likely to devastate that area (landfill will liquify and move in ways ground shouldn't).

    4. Re:Manhattan by andr00oo · · Score: 1

      Do they want to move to Australia too?

  41. Re:but but by meson2439 · · Score: 1

    Another International leader got fed junk science it seems and he unfortunately see it as a way to raise tax for the inhabitants. It's appalling how often statistical methods are used to arrive at strange conclusions.

    But getting overwhelmed by water ain't so bad, they could just live in a boathouse. 100 years is long enough for everyone to adjust to their new lifestyle.

    Or they could build more condos and apartments to accomondate the receding land. The water isn't going to drown everything, just a portion of stuff by the beach.

    Most of the population live in the larger islands where the land is much higher than the 159cm average. In fact each month, the tide is going to rise a few metres. But still I didn't see the Maldives relocating to India on a monthly basis.

  42. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by wpiman · · Score: 1

    If it is good enough for the President, it is good enough for me.

  43. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There was not a global 30cm drop in seal level around 1970, which would be quite noticeable."

    He is not talking about a GLOBAL drop!

    It is noticable look at the video!

  44. this looks like a problem that needs a scifi fix by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was a group of dreamers a while back with an idea they called the Millennium Project. One of their ideas for solving the population crunch was creating artificial islands to populate the empty reaches of the equatorial waters. I don't remember all of the details of their plan, it's been years, but the islands themselves would be created by pulling calcium out of sea water, I think using some form of electrolysis. You lay metal grids in the water, run a current, and the calcium grows on the grid like sugar on a string with rock candy.

    The islands themselves would be like giant dinner plates floating on the water, but I assume with enclosed flotation chambers so a good sloshing wouldn't sink them as it does with the dinner plate. The goal here would be extremely green and low-impact living so the islands would generate their own power via green and renewable methods, crops would be grown on the upper surface, and waste would be recycled. The experience here would be less like a cruise ship and more like low-impact commune living.

    The habitat itself would have a submerged lip around the edge that would be perfect for the formation of corals and home for shallow water fish. Even if the island were moored in deep water, it would be a a fine habitat, much like a volcanic island can rise from the abyssal plane and suddenly there's a nice shallow water habitat for fish.

    The really cool part is that these islands could theoretically be free-floating, drifting with the currents and floating around the world, using powered propulsion only when pushed too close to obstructions.

    These islands represent a fairly interesting idea in population management. Right now, we have too damn many people on the planet. Now I know we're not going to get people to reduce population the way we're living now, there'd be blood in the streets if anyone forced them to. And not doing anything will just lead to ecological collapse, mass starvation, wars, and the population will be whittled down through attrition. But if we could get people a safe, clean, sustainable standard of living away from the cycle of poverty, the west has already shown that birthrates will naturally stabilize and begin to decline. The problem manages itself without coercion.

    I don't know how likely it would be but I think it would be extremely cool if the islanders could just build their own replacements and say "fuck global warming, we're ready for it." Maybe the Dutch can join them, not sure how much longer their dikes can hold out.

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  45. OK, probably a stupid question... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    "Most parts of the Maldives are just 150 cm above water"

    Considering that as little as 800-1000 years ago, the Maldives were apparently under meters of seawater, where did the Maldivians come from?

    Isn't this something like building your house on the beach at low tide, and then panicking as the sea rolls in, but on a slower scale?

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  46. I got no ocean view either by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    These damn dunes are in the way, meters high mounds of sand, and yet they say the ocean is right there, at eyes high on the other side. Bloody dunes, best they be done away with. I want to see the OCEAN!

    (Check height map of The Netherlands), it is part of the low countries for a reason.

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  47. I've got a sinking feeling about this. by bugeaterr · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Maldives have really hit a low point.

  48. Why ask? Just pass the Kyoto Protocol. by bugeaterr · · Score: 1

    How much have the sea levels actually risen?

    Why ask? Just pass the Kyoto Protocol and we can adjust sea levels as we see fit.

  49. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by hey! · · Score: 1

    In which case the video is no argument against global sea level rise, which is well documented.

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  50. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world was not several degrees warmer then. It was a localised warming at best. Multiple scientific studies in different places using different techniques have verified that there was no global warming at that time.

    Even on the page you link to it clearly states that it was localised.

    You are aware that the Maldives are in the Indian Ocean? Which is not the Atlantic.

  51. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, go ahead abandon the Maldives while the sea level is dropping!
    (Are you working with the IPCC?)

  52. Moving to India? Forget it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Call me a troll if you want, but 300,000 Maldiveian people moving into India will be met with fierce opposition. Not because the country is already overpopulated, but because these 300,000 folks are Muslim.

    Read up the history of India to understand the immense damage Muslims have done and are still doing, and you will sympathize with us if we shut our doors on Muslim immigrants.

    Whatever the secularists may say, fact is - if the Muslim population becomes the majority in a certain area, you can be sure as hell that they will demand separate nationhood. That was how Pakistan came into existence. And look what's happening in Kashmir - they drove out all Hindus and now they say their hearts are with Pakistan!

    Illegal immigrants from Bangladesh have changed the demography in the Nort East Indian state of Assam. They now want a separate muslim state there. They are fighting for it. By setting off bombs in the state.

    Sorry and all that, but tell the Maldievean people to go somewhere else.

    1. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by iammani · · Score: 2, Informative

      How the hell did a religious rant get modded +4 insightful.

      Let me guess... you dont live in India, do you? Let me inform you that its not just Muslims who have demanded a separate state, its simply leaders who want more power demand separate state and want oust every other person born out-of-the-state from the state.
      You might want to google for Raj Thackeray. He is demanding that every person not born in Maharashtra should leave the state. And he has been quite successful at it too.
      You might also want to look at Telugu Desam Party's claim for separate Telungana state.

      The way I see it, its always the politicians making an issue out caste, race. It was Jinnah et all for pakistan.

      Do you mind explaining me what the f--- did this all have to do with being a muslim?

    2. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Call me a troll if you want,
      Ok you're a troll, but no more so than the damn Brits who did such a poor job of drawing the maps.
        And look what's happening in Kashmir - they drove out all Hindus and now they say their hearts are with Pakistan!
      Fun fact Kashmir was majority muslim when the Brits left(see previous rant about poor British cartography). HTH

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    3. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 3, Informative

      A plague on both your houses - and on the people who modded up this partisan bullshit. 1. There has been plenty of Hindu on Muslim violence since independence, and 2. not all Muslims are terrorist, for fuck's sake.

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    4. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by iammani · · Score: 1

      Fun fact Kashmir was majority muslim when the Brits left(see previous rant about poor British cartography). HTH

      It was mainly because the guy who headed Kashmir, sort of wanted Kashmir for himself (neither wanted to come under Pak or India) and tried to initially align with India and wanted to move out later. Seems his strategy was complete screwed.

    5. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish Texas would declare independence....

    6. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can't understand this anti-muslim stance.
      Look at Kerala (A state in Kerala). The population is close to 30 million of which about 8 mill. are muslim and another 10 christian. And we have never had a riot or a problem. Maybe education goes a long way rather than anti-islamism ? (We try to get everyone to atleast read and write).
      Anyway, as a hindu from Kerala, I would happily welcome these 300K people if they are displaced. It would'nt change things even a bit for us.
      On the other hand Kerala itself is no more than 6 meters above sea level, but I guess we could always move to the Western Ghat mountain ranges if it comes to that.

    7. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. I cannot disagree with this point of view any more. I used to be that way, but reality teaches you otherwise. All the posters bashing the parent, just be there where muslim-related violence is going on. And then, talk your talk.

    8. Re:Moving to India? Forget it by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      Kashmir was majority muslim when the Brits left

      Erm, and still is ... no?

  53. Mythical sinking of Maldives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least the Maldives sinking is a myth. UN global warming activists and the President of the Maldives claimed sea level rise while chasing their money. Actual measurements found sea level dropped 20-30 cm around 1970. http://www.dsm.unile.it:8002/AbstractBook/Morner175_176.pdf

  54. buy new land... and bring it home by simplerThanPossible · · Score: 1

    Singapore has a very successful land reclamation project, to increase the size of the island.

    Why not a land elevation project? It would be a huge project, but straightforward, and more convenient than losing your homeland.

  55. Re:1.5 meter above sealevel and no tsunami problem by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    Or, you could go up in one of the many three or four story buildings that aren't directly on the waterfront if you're on one of the more populous islands, which is what most of the residents did. Or, if you're out on one of the resort islands you could leave your bungalow in one of the ferryboats, go out five hundred yards into the ocean and let the tsunami pass under you, which is what a lot of the other residents and tourists did.

    Virg

  56. And English was so similar to Aborigine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of these people speak English anyway.

    Your point seems to be "Not in a white territory".

  57. Australia by srealm · · Score: 1

    Sure! why not? Australia DOES have HUGE amounts of uninhabited land ...

    Of course, let's not forget that this also happens to coincide with Australia having the second largest desert in the world ;)

    But hey, they wouldn't have to worry about water levels.

    1. Re:Australia by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      But hey, they wouldn't have to worry about water levels.

      Not entirely true, water in the river might lead to the cancellation of the boat race.

  58. What? by dcollins · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is it with all the reasonable, calm, long-range-planning national leaders all of a sudden? Geez, we won't have any fun at all if it keeps going like this (fun = sociopathic world interactions)...

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  59. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by bonifatius · · Score: 1

    In any case, an island like the one in the video is a poor choice as a benchmark because mean sea level varies across the Pacific by as much as 60cm at any given time due to atmospheric effects.

    In this case, he is talking about the Maldives and not an island! And the seal level is dropping around the Maldives.

  60. It is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There weren't any people living on the Maldives.

    When it was under water last time, there were no oil burning SUV's (Triceratops couldn't reach the stick shift: automatics weren't invented then). And different reasons were causing the land to be underwater.

    However, nowadays, we DO have SUV's and by driving them about, the sea is rising again. Because of what we're doing.

    It doesn't matter that it has happened naturally before. After all, people died naturally before, yet we still have murder. We don't just go "Well, he wasn't alive last century, so why should he be alive now???".

  61. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by hey! · · Score: 1

    No. I'm just saying that the kinds of things that produce local sea level variations at certain sites aren't going cancel out the long term trends. Either (a) the Maldives needs to plan for future sea level rises on the order of the global average over the last fifty years or (b) they ought to have reason to believe that the global average rise in sea levels will level off or reverse. They can't hope for local atmospheric pressure to increase enough to compensate, or for wind patterns to shift more surface water their way. Nor can they assume that factors that have masked global trends won't somehow reverse.

    Planning, then, is sensible and prudent. In a country where most of the land is only about 1m above sea level, a 3.1 mm/year rise in global MSL is a very serious concern. It's not that an island with a high point of 1m is going to turn into a sandbar in twenty or thirty years; it's that the impacts of events like unusually large cyclones or tsunamis are going to be magnified.

    I'm not "working for the IPCC". I'm working against public policy by wishful thinking. I'm working for the application of rationality and prudence to problems like this. Nobody is calling for abandoning the Maldives while they are still inhabitable; they are calling for making preparations should projected changes in sea level change the status quo. This preparation could take the form of land investments that would return value to the islands during such period as evacuation remains unnecessary.

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  62. Re:Sea level around the Maldives is not raising! by hey! · · Score: 1

    Yes, but that doesn't mean that a country where most of the land is between 1 and 1.5m above local MSL can afford to ignore a 3.1mm/year rise in global MSL.

    You are assuming that the geological and atmospheric phenomenon that counterbalance global sea level change will keep pace. That may be true over the short term at least, but this particular country doesn't have much margin of error.

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  63. Rapture! by johannesg · · Score: 1

    "My name is johannesg, and I'm here to ask you a question: is a man entitled to the sweat of his brow?"

    Sure, it would be hard to seal all the buildings, but think how cool it would be!

  64. As Seas Rise, sea level around the Maldives sinks! by bonifatius · · Score: 2, Interesting
  65. Ruh Roh by bob.appleyard · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Scientists have calculated that volcanoes emit between about 130-230 million tonnes (145-255 million tons) of CO2 into the atmosphere every year (Gerlach, 1999, 1991). This estimate includes both subaerial and submarine volcanoes, about in equal amounts. Emissions of CO2 by human activities, including fossil fuel burning, cement production, and gas flaring, amount to about 27 billion tonnes per year (30 billion tons) [ ( Marland, et al., 2006) - The reference gives the amount of released carbon (C), rather than CO2, through 2003.]. Human activities release more than 130 times the amount of CO2 emitted by volcanoes--the equivalent of more than 8,000 additional volcanoes like Kilauea (Kilauea emits about 3.3 million tonnes/year)! (Gerlach et. al., 2002)"

    http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/hazards/gas/index.php

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    1. Re:Ruh Roh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      This is a funny arguement because carbon dioxide has absolutely nothing to do with climate change.

      Some say that it's government scaremongering. There is no major threat. World temperatures naturally rise and fall and, in the Middle Ages, average temperatures were three degrees higher than they are now. They say there's also clear evidence that carbon dioxide does not cause warming. Indeed, records indicate that carbon dioxide levels do rise but only many years after temperatures rise. That's because most carbon dioxide is produced by the sea and it takes decades to warm up the sea. Carbon dioxide has NOTHING to do with warming! The world heats up because of solar activity. It's the sun that causes it and our present climate is not unusual in the history of the earth. Nor is there an imminent threat. The level of temperature rise is very moderate and is unlikely to exceed even ONE degree Celcius by the end of the century.

      http://www.stop-global-warming.co.uk/

    2. Re:Ruh Roh by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      The world heats up because of solar activity. It's the sun that causes it and our present climate is not unusual in the history of the earth.

      Now this is stuff that I can agree with 100%. The Sun does cause the Earth's heat (though I suppose the Earth's core provides a relatively insignificant amount). And it is true that the current climate is by far not unusual in the Earth's history.

      However, to claim that the Sun is the only factor is disingenuous. Venus, being closer to the Sun, is far hotter than Earth. Granted, its days are longer than its years, so the Sun is shining on any given point for a very long time. But then we look at Mercury, which is even closer still, and has a fairly long day (59 Earth days compared to Venus' 243) but its max temperature is less than Venus' mean. Rotation certainly has something to do with it, but so does Venus' atmosphere.

      Now whether or not Earth's atmosphere is changing, its rotation lengthening, its distance from the Sun shortening, the Sun is shining brighter, what role humans are playing, etc, can be discussed, theorized, debated, and studied by others. I just wanted to point out that saying "solar activity" is the only factor in a planet's warmth is misleading.

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    3. Re:Ruh Roh by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

      Whatever, troll

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  66. Your wiki link doesn't say what you think it says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The least you could have done is reference which part of the page you're trying to rely on but since nothing on that page backs your claims, it doesn't really matter.

    The graph is cute. According to the graph on your link, temps have barely changed at all and the whole GW thing is clearly a fraud. But I don't think you meant to make *that* point.

  67. sea level fell 30 centimeters in the 1970s by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

    So, we have these relict coral atols atop volcanic seamounts, and sometimes the islands rise, and sometimes they sink. Volcanic bulges do that, as magma inflates or deflates the magma chamber. This isn't global worming, this is geology.

    1. Re:sea level fell 30 centimeters in the 1970s by bonifatius · · Score: 1
  68. Danes, Dutch. Yeah. by copponex · · Score: 1

    Sorry about that. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

    But in either case, you're dealing with totally different problems, and completely different challenges for elevations. You defended a river delta, not an archipelago.

    Netherlands
    lowest point: Zuidplaspolder -7 m
    highest point: Vaalserberg 322 m

    Maldives
    lowest point: Indian Ocean 0 m
    highest point: unnamed location on Wilingili island in the Addu Atoll 2.4 m

    (CIA world fact book)

    But if blinding patriotism helps you sleep at night, we've got an old politician who's about to retire, and isn't welcome in many places besides Crawford, Texas. You should give him a call.

  69. Global Warming Modding Guide by bugeaterr · · Score: 2, Informative

    1) To get modded Insightful:
    Say man is responsible for Global Warming

    2) To get modded Flamebait, Troll, Offtopic:
    Have a healthy skepticism of #1

  70. Stop F**king! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    A good reason to either stop f**king or start taking those pills that the white girls do. Jeez looks like ya'll running out of room out there in the Maldives.

  71. Blown out of proportion ? by rmanchu · · Score: 4, Informative

    Am a Maldivian and am surprised by the amount of coverage this is getting. The comment (by our president) was in the context of, IMO, "we need to save money - have a fund, for the worst case scenario". Sooooo not what is being made out of it. :)

  72. Umm... the sun? by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    I really don't get why people are so reluctant to consider that burning 80 million barrels of oil each day does not affect the climate.

    And I personally don't understand why you think an oderless, colorless gas is somehow equivalent to "the Earth putting on a sweater", to borrow the popular analogy. I'm really not sure why you are so quick to accept that a random gas is more likely to be the cause of the warming than, say, the sun, considering that solar activity and sunspot activity have a stronger correlation to temperature trends. Additionally, the sun has been in a period of exceptional activity for the last 70 years or so, which just happens to correspond to our planetary warming trends. And now, when sunspot activity suddenly drops off, we had one of the coldest winters on record in North America last year (and look to be heading for another), Arctic sea ice actually expanded during the winter, and in the Southern hemisphere, Brazil recorded one of the latest snowfalls it has ever had.

    Why should we just accept your "burning oil" theory and not consider at other alternatives? Why should we simply assume that burning 80 million barrels of oil a day has more effect on our climate than solar activity, considering the sun is the biggest furnace within lightyears, and without which this planet would be a couple hundred degrees below freezing no matter what the C02 content of the air is? If the sun suddenly went out, our atmosphere could be 100 percent C02 (or methane) and wouldn't retain its heat any longer. It is a completely negligible force in comparison to what effect solar output can have on our climate. In fact, I'd more quickly believe that our own exothermic reactions from burning oil (and the ambient heat they generate) are slowly heating the atmosphere than I would believe that a gas, by itself, is somehow responsible for climate change.

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    1. Re:Umm... the sun? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      I really don't get why people are so reluctant to consider that burnin considering that solar activity and sunspot activity have a stronger correlation to temperature trends.

      Ohh. does it? Then why don't you show us?

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    2. Re:Umm... the sun? by Retric · · Score: 1

      Because there was a tiny amount of CO2 in the air and we are significantly increasing it. CO2 covers a different slice of EM radiation than other gasses (and it's a larger effect on outgoing energy than incoming energy) so by absorbing that slice you end up placing a worm blanket around the earth.

      For a simple demonstration of this: Cloud cover reduce the amount of cooling that takes place at night. (On average large weather systems are also important.)

      PS: This is a simple experiment that you can do over the course of a few months track Cloud cover and nightly temperature.

    3. Re:Umm... the sun? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Clouds are made primarily of water vapor and droplets, not CO2.

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    4. Re:Umm... the sun? by Retric · · Score: 1

      I am not just talking about CO2, I am talking about how what is in the atmosphere can alter the release of energy into space. Clouds are not a problem because their water which is a greenhouse gas tends to rain, but CO2 sticks around for a long time.

      Deserts can get extremely hot in the day and quickly cool at night because they lack water. Science has a vary good understanding for why this is and it's basically the same explanation for why CO2 acts as a green house gas. But, because there is little political implications for this effect you don't find much misinformation about the topic on the web.

      PS: Sorry if it seems like I am talking down to people but I am trying to be as clear as possible.

    5. Re:Umm... the sun? by winwar · · Score: 1

      "I'm really not sure why you are so quick to accept that a random gas is more likely to be the cause of the warming than, say, the sun, considering that solar activity and sunspot activity have a stronger correlation to temperature trends."

      Because one of the easiest things to model in a climate model is the output of the sun.

      Greenhouse gases have the habit of allowing in heat and trapping it. If you put more of them in the atmosphere the planet will get warmer unless something counteracts the effect.

      Simple common sense.

  73. Re: Your Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a statistical certainty (p

    I suppose its possible that some of the guards are innocent, but I wouldn't bet on it.

  74. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Flamebait

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  75. The Sea and Summer ... by frogzilla · · Score: 1

    So many interesting parallels... "The Sea and Summer" by Australian author George Turner comes to mind. It was written in 1987 and mentions this exact issue. It's a bit cheesy overall but quite a good book really.

  76. Bravo! by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

    The people/government of a country are PLANNING ahead. I sincerely, and emphatically applaud them.

    From TFS:

    "The Maldives will begin to divert a portion of the country's billion-dollar annual tourist revenue to buy a new homeland as insurance against climate change.

    Too bad the dipshits in New Orleans can't rip a page out of this foresight and brilliance.

  77. Big numbers of CO2 production are scary by Quila · · Score: 1

    that burning 80 million barrels of oil each day does not affect the climate

    The atmosphere has a mass of over 5×10^18 kg (five billion billions). That's a fart in a stadium.

  78. Re:this looks like a problem that needs a scifi fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pfftt, semi-submerged dome cities on seamounts (i.e. ex-islands) are where it's at, not wimpy floating rafts.

    Seriously, without nuclear reactors, you're gonna have a real hard time using enough powered propulsion when pushed too close to obstacles without bankrupting yourself after a few times. And many nations don't have access to nuclear powerplants for their floating islands. I think they'd pretty much have to be semi-permanently moored. Mobility would be cool, especially if it were fast enough to dodge typhoons, but that's simply out of the question, so you just have to be resilient and pick reasonably safe locations geographically.

  79. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by radtea · · Score: 1

    What is this "global mean temperature" that's being cited? How does one average an intensive thermodynamic quantity in an inhomogeneous medium like the atmosphere? The only physically meaningful way to do this is to:

    1) use the local humidity to determine the local heat content

    2) average the heat contents across the globe

    3) use an average humidity to convert back to an average temperature

    Is this what is being done? There is a Wikipedia article on the instrumental temperature record, but no indication of what the actual averaging procedure is. The "instrumental humidity record" is notable by its absence in all these discussions, which makes me think that this is NOT what is being done, in which case the "global average temperature" is simply meaningless.

    Curiously, the little-talked-about ocean temperature record and the undoubtedly real rise in ocean levels due to rising ocean temperatures appears to be far better evidence for anthropogenic global warming than all of the atmospheric modelling combined.

    For some years I've been looking for a compelling argument, one way or another, on global warming, and the more deeply I've looked into the atmospheric physics the more appalled I've become that anyone wants to base strong policies on it. Oceans are actually much simpler systems than the atmosphere, so I guess that's where I'll look next.

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  80. say virg... by zogger · · Score: 1

    just to straighten something out here, and for whichever knee jerking mods who didn't notice anything either..check parent to my reply for a clue. YOU might want to improve your reading and forum surfing leet skilz. I was replying to the guy with the ties to bangladesh, *not* the maldives. And I was going from memory when I guessed at their population in bangladesh, which will be experiencing the same sort of widespread flooding if the oceans rise, so I just looked now, a scosh over 150 million, and they are real dang poor for the most part.

  81. Sure thing boss... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I'm all up for that.

    We'll just have every citizen in US, UK, Germany, France, Sweden... etc. pay about 7000% tax to cover the costs of getting the developing countries up to the level.
    Its only fair, considering most of them got to their 1st world status by slavery, colonization and exploitation of the said developing countries.

    Say... About 300 years of that?
    Not only is it fair, it is "more cost-effective" and "reasonable".

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  82. Guantanamo might be a perfect choice.. by VMaN · · Score: 1

    It's an interesting thought..

    Guantanamo bay is around 1/2.5 the size of the Maldives, but probably more usable land, and according to Obama the US is moving out anyways.

    The climate is compearable, so just buy the naval base...

  83. Levees by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Building levees around a city's low-lying areas is achievable, but I doubt building them around an entire city when all of the ground is going to be under water, and expecting that to protect people forever is at all viable. For one thing, water will eventually seep in and find its own level. For another, maintaining those levees against continual water would, at best, require specialist underwater construction skills. Of course, we might find some newly popularised jobs like that once the environment changes enough.

  84. Iceland Buyout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the economic position of Iceland after their bank failures, maybe Maldives can pick it up on the cheap.

  85. Re:this looks like a problem that needs a scifi fi by Jeian · · Score: 1

    Worst arcology ever. :(

  86. fart(s) in Stadiums by clonan · · Score: 1

    The atmosphere has a mass of over 5×10^18 kg (five billion billions). That's a fart in a stadium.

    that 80 million barrels creates about 34,898,285,714 kg of CO2 a day, every day.

    Since the atmosphere has about 2% CO2, every year you are adding about .001% and this is accelerating.

    While one days CO2 is a fart in a stadium, it adds up. Remember, a stadium sits 50,000 people...and each one is farting away. Do you still want to sit in there?

    1. Re:fart(s) in Stadiums by Quila · · Score: 1

      While one days CO2 is a fart in a stadium, it adds up. Remember, a stadium sits 50,000 people...and each one is farting away.

      The correct analogy, as you state that it is cumulative, is that one person farts once a day in that stadium. I wouldn't even notice.

    2. Re:fart(s) in Stadiums by clonan · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you couldn't get out and no air changed.

      Even with just one person that air would get pretty rank after a few years. You may not notice because it is gradual but that doesn't mean it won't stink.

    3. Re:fart(s) in Stadiums by Quila · · Score: 1

      Maybe it would stink after several hundred years, but the stadium has an air scrubbing system just like the atmosphere does. The cure for farts will have been found before anyone notices anything anyway.

      What, with the state of current technology and limited resources do you think we'll be running so much on fossil fuels a hundred years from now?

  87. Energy is wealth by tjstork · · Score: 0, Troll

    Republicans are out of power. By all means, Dems, go ahead and enact environmental policies that demand draconian conservation measures and higher prices, that double, triple or quintuple electricity bills, and then tell the American people to put on sweaters, turn off the TVs and computers and be glad they helped save the planet.

    Energy is wealth. It means more food, more travel, more heat, more cooling, more options. If you have less energy, you are less wealthy. If you have 1/10th of the energy, as some environmental advocates are asking for, you will have 1/10th of the wealth.

    Conservation is an admission of poverty.

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  88. I call BS by TallDave · · Score: 1

    The likely global rise in sea levels for the next century is much less than the tidal surge. So they've either been flooding all along, or are going to be fine. In either case, this is silly.

  89. Why stay in denial in the face of facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed, global temperature records taken from ice cores, tree rings, and lake deposits, have shown that the Earth was actually slightly cooler (by 0.03 degrees Celsius) during the 'Medieval Warm Period' than in the early- and mid-20th century.[4]

    Though I suppose reading to the second paragraph would be too muck to ask, there's also the facts that the heating (around 1 degree celcius) was localised around Europe, and various sources point to a significant cooling in other parts of the world at the time.

  90. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by TallDave · · Score: 1

    Depends who you believe. It's not like we had weather stations everywhere back then.

    We can't even get today's temperatures right. This week, Hansen announced October 2008 was the hottest October ever... and then the "skeptics" pointed out he had re-used data from September.

  91. Nope, we create 150 times more CO2 than volcanoes by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    "(American Geophysical Union) notes that human-made CO2 are dwarfed the estimated global release of CO2 from volcanoes by at least 150 times."

    http://www.geology.sdsu.edu/how_volcanoes_work/climate_effects.html

    This page has a good quote:

    http://gristmill.grist.org/story/2006/12/17/223957/72

    "I have never heard a skeptic making that ridiculous claim. It seems you are putting up a straw man in order to be able to kick it. The skeptics are not that dumb."

    I guess you just proved them wrong, eh?

    Research isn't hard, it takes all of two seconds to type "CO2 volcanoes" into google: http://www.google.es/search?q=co2+volcanoes

    Try it sometime.

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  92. OK, this is interesting by TallDave · · Score: 1

    The Maldives holds the record for being the lowest country in the world, with a maximum natural ground level of only 2.3 m (7½ ft) with the average being only 1.5 m above sea level, though in areas where construction exists this has been increased to several metres. Over the last century, sea levels have risen about 20 centimetres (8 in);[citation needed] further rises of the ocean could threaten the existence of Maldives. However, around 1970 the sea level there dropped 20-30 cm.[10] In November of 2008, President Mohamed Nasheed announced plans to look into purchasing new land in India, Sri Lanka, and Australia, due to his concerns about global warming and the possibility of much of the island being inundated with water from rising sea levels. Current estimates place sea level rise at 59 cm by the year 2100.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maldives

    This seems to say there has been no rise in the last 30 years.

    http://www.schmanck.de/KlimaWiss/Morner.INQUA.1.7.pdf

    The new sea level curve of the Maldives; present level reached ~4000 BP, sea
    level strongly oscillating for regional dynamic reasons, a drop in sea level
    ~1970, no rise in the last 30 years.

  93. Re:Nope, we create 150 times more CO2 than volcano by tripdizzle · · Score: 1
    I guess I need to repeat myself

    The only fact on can come to in this climate change controversy is that the science is still out. Both sides say they have the top scientists that agree with them. Both sides have enough money to throw at studies to "prove" whatever they want "proven". What I believe is we shouldn't start making drastic changes and legislation due to the scaremongering from one side that says the earth is going to flood if we don't make drastic changes to our lives, how we travel, and how we manufacture goods. Everyone just needs to chill out and wait for some actual conclusive results. Remember the global cooling scares in the 70's? The solutions offered then are the same solutions being offered now.

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  94. New Jersy, New Jersy, by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    let's sell them New Jersy. No one objects, right?

  95. Re:Nope, we create 150 times more CO2 than volcano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repeating the same dumb thing doesn't make it any less dumb.

  96. So require each tourist to bring a bag of gravel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and make sure they dump the sand out of their shoes before they leave.

  97. Re:Nope, we create 150 times more CO2 than volcano by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

    How about contributing to the conversation rather than anonymously insulting someone?

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  98. Re:Where were they 500 years ago? by kisak · · Score: 1

    Humidity is not an independent variable, it is depenend on temperature. Probably the best way to monitor the temperature is to seperate the globe into some sensible areas (based on relevant time scale). For instance the average temperature of northern Europe is a well defined consept for millions of years. The Himalayas have probably been less stable climate wise (humidity) on the same time scale. If then the average temperature is rising in all these seperate areas of the globe at the same time, the total average is also clearly rising.

    Another record from the ocean is the acidity (CO2 adsorption), something that again can be corolated to the industrial revolution. Of course all these things we are discussing is known to climate scientists...

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  99. London's historically pretty mixed by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    I think that London's always been pretty multicultural, ever since it was founded by the Romans. Some other parts of England, not so much. If you'd slogged your way to the UK in the C16th-C19th for a better life, chances are that you'd either head for where the action was (London), or settle somewhere near the seaport where you landed (e.g. Liverpool).

    Personally I was born and brought up in London, and I consider myself a Londoner, rather than as "English" (IMO "England" isn't even a proper country, there's no "English Government". Culturally, I tend to have more in common with other Londoners, regardless of colour or creed, than with people from some other parts of England.

    So I'm a Londoner, I'm British (UK passport), and I'm European (in the sense of having EU rights), but "England" doesn't come into it, for me.

    And if you regard London as being almost a separate country, a hell of a lot of the population are "immigrants" in the sense that they aren't "born" Londoners, they've come from some other part of the UK. It's a constant "churn".

  100. Do you have any actual facts? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    ...or just a well known speech made by somebody who was deliberately trying to cover up the truth? (aka: "Lying"). The guy responsible for that has a name, "Frank Luntz", and has since admitted he made it all up (under orders from Bush).

    http://www.treehugger.com/files/2006/06/frank_luntz_acc.php

    This sort of information (ie. concrete names, references, etc.) is what we call "pesky facts". Try it sometime.

    > "Remember the global cooling scares in the 70's?"

    Remember how accurate the weather forecasts were in the 1970s? They were a complete joke, right?

    These days we have new toys like very accurate weather satellites which can measure *global* temperatures (the 70's scares were caused by lack of *global* temperature measurements and what's called the "island" effect). We also have big machines to process and visualize the data instead of slide rules.

    IOW, the 1970's beliefs on climate are about as useful today as flared trousers and 8-track cartridges.

    Again, google would have saved you from embarrassing yourself in public: http://www.google.es/search?q=1970s+climate+scare

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    1. Re:Do you have any actual facts? by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that its not actually happening: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/oct/27/ice-from-ancient-global-warming-stirs-climate-deba/ And to repeat again what I said before, the science is still out, if it wasn't we wouldn't be debating, just like we aren't debating gravity.

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    2. Re:Do you have any actual facts? by Ornedan · · Score: 1

      And to repeat again what I said before, the science is still out, if it wasn't we wouldn't be debating, just like we aren't debating gravity.

      You are still debating about whether global warming is happening or not. The scientists aren't. What they're debating about is how much of it is going to happen.

    3. Re:Do you have any actual facts? by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      No the scientists are debating on whether or not it is man-made, or just part of the natural cycle. The article provided previously shows that melting is slowing, which demonstrates the the natural cycle of our earth's warming and cooling.

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  101. DIY islands by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    Or start buying up and converting old cruise liners. Eventually find some shallows, park your ships permanently around the edge to make a a seabreak, and start reclaiming land within the break. While you're still reclaiming, you have the liners as static luxury hotels.

    BTW, does anyone know how much it costs to buy and ship landfill by the megatonne? Perhaps we could convert old oil-tankers. Are there any convenient deserts with portside access, where the locals don't care about donating a mass of dry sand and dirt, in exchange for perhaps getting a nice inland lake?

    1. Re:DIY islands by stiller · · Score: 1

      ask these guys: http://www.boskalis.com/

      they do this type of thing constantly.

    2. Re:DIY islands by ErkDemon · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's cool. Never seen that before. Thanks!

  102. "Random gas", LOL! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Even Mythbusters have done the "does CO2 cause warming" experiment.

    (Episode 118, April 26, 2008)

    The greenhouse effect is real and has been known for centuries.

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  103. Greenhouses by ErkDemon · · Score: 2, Informative

    And I personally don't understand why you think an oderless, colorless gas is somehow equivalent to "the Earth putting on a sweater", to borrow the popular analogy.

    The greenhouse effect works. It's the basis of ... er ... greenhouses. Glass is an "odorless colorless" substance that's transparent to visible light but blocks infrared. Light enters the greenhouse, hits something inside, the innards warm up, the warm objects try to re-radiate the energy as infrared, and the glass stops that IR getting out again.

    Similarly with CO2. Transparent to visible light, not so transparent to infrared.

    Think of the difference between a dry winter night with and without cloud cover. The temperature tends to drop faster on the cloudless nights, yes? So greenhouse gases are like "one-way" cloud cover, they don't stop the sunlight coming in, but help keep the heat in once it's here.

    So the greenhouse effect itself is real. The questions are:
    (a) Is our climate currently changing in a significant way?
    (b) How much of this is due to greenhouse effects?
    (c) How much of the greenhouse contribution is due to human activity? And
    (d) What are the cost-benefit implications of doing nothing versus doing something?

  104. naturally != spontaneously by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Climate and sea levels do fluctuate naturally but not spontaneously, ie. there's usually an identifiable reason - big period of volcanic activity, new species of extra virile plants sucking out the CO2, stuff like that.

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    1. Re:naturally != spontaneously by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Climate and sea levels do fluctuate naturally but not spontaneously, ie. there's usually an identifiable reason - big period of volcanic activity, new species of extra virile plants sucking out the CO2, stuff like that.

      Or, in this case, a new species finding ways to put enormous amounts of CO2 in the air.

  105. Reading-comprehension-challenged? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    "...adding complexity to predictions about the impact" is not the same as "...shows it isn't happening".

    Science is not still out, only you are. You're still repeating the false mantras created (and quite cynically, I might add...) by Bush when he was campaigning for office.

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    1. Re:Reading-comprehension-challenged? by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      Ok I guess I am done with this because it always goes back to Bush.

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  106. A simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, in the Maldives the sea level FELL 20 cm. It's the Presidents who try to raise money by claiming the sea is rising.

  107. my other reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  108. Australia? by james.mcarthur · · Score: 1

    "Australia is worth looking at because of the immense amount of unoccupied land in that country."

    Sure, if they want to live in the desert. Obviously the author has never been to Australia nor have they seen any pictures of the "immense .. unoccupied land".

    There is a reason that the land is unoccupied....

  109. Bubble! by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    They can move out, but they attract a lot of tourists, so it would be a shame to let the whole thing sink.

    What they should do instead would be to build a huge dome of glass on top of the most important islands! The islands would now be bubbles of paradise, how cool is that? Oh boy I can't wait till the ocean levels increase by tens of meters! On top of that they could have tunnels connecting islands with a shallow depth of water inside of them so you could still travel by boat.

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  110. Re:Nope, we create 150 times more CO2 than volcano by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you read realclimate instead of AEI talking points? There is no debate among climatologists about whether humans are the major driver of global warming. You've been lied to be laissez-faire thinktanks for the express purpose of kicking the can down the road until they're dead and don't have to pay the costs for greenhouse gas emissions. If you care zero about future generations then just be honest and stop arguing that the scientific community has spoken, and for decades has wondered where you all were running to. Jeez, just go watch any talk by Oreskes.

  111. I Suggest Israel by eyendall · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How about the UN offering them Israel as their new homeland? After all, there is precedent.

  112. Hypocrisy by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You are just transferring your emissions to China anyway.

    China only needs to pollute so much only to satisfy the needs of industrialized countries of cheap manufactured products.

    If you want those cheap products to keep coming you will have to make some sacrifices. Such sacrifices will not necessarily tank your economy, Europeans are far less polluting and they have in several cases higher standards of living than the US or Japan.

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  113. For fucks sake. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Just look at a damn CO2 graph.

    It is not until the industrial revolution that we get an exponential, never seen in the previous 600 000 years scientists have been able to document.

    Honestly, to keep labouring this point is utterly ridiculous.

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  114. It takes a certain state of mind to do this by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Yeah. It is called madness.

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  115. Slopes of volcanoes are very fertile. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    A fellow from a town called Pompey wrote a classic treaty about this.

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  117. UAE is burning money. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    They have money, and do not how to spend it.

    Thus they finance Citigroup, build snow pistes in the middle of the desert and buy English football teams.

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  118. Leave the torture when you leave the island by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would hate to see another displaced people group but hopefully the Maldivian gov't will leave behind their notorious, disturbing torture tactics with the drowning islands (ever wonder how they can keep their 100% Muslim country status claim). http://globalvoicesonline.org/2007/02/26/maldives-torture-techniques-in-paradise/

  119. Re:As Seas Rise, sea level around the Maldives sin by bonifatius · · Score: 1

    Here is the science to the falling sea level around the maldives: http://stephenschneider.stanford.edu/Publications/PDF_Papers/MornerEtAl2004.pdf