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Zapping Contrails With Microwave Emitters

An anonymous reader writes "Dissipation of contrails with a powerful microwave beam aligned behind aircraft engines is being touted as a possible solution to help address air transport's effects on the climate. 'The remote heating of condensation nuclei could be achieved by applying electromagnetic radiation, such as microwaves,' says Cranfield University's Frank Noppel. 'Depending on assumptions made, calculation shows that the power required for such a device could be as little as 0.1% of the engine power.'"

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  1. I'm confused by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My understanding was that contrails contribute to global dimming and are helping to keep temperatures down. If I read the article correctly, this would not remove any pollution, just remove the clouds and allow temperatures to be even higher. Reading it made me think that the goal has become to have no impact on climate at all - positive or negative. That doesn't seem right, so I think maybe I'm missing something.

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    1. Re:I'm confused by Knara · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, they're doing us a favor by zapping them so that the government mind-control chemicals will no longer effect us. c.f. "They Live" =D

    2. Re:I'm confused by logjon · · Score: 2

      Your understanding is flawed.

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    3. Re:I'm confused by speroni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Vapour trails or contrails, by affecting the Earth's radiation balance, act as a radiative forcing. Studies have found that vapour trails or contrails trap outgoing longwave radiation emitted by the Earth and atmosphere (positive radiative forcing) at a greater rate than they reflect incoming solar radiation (negative radiative forcing). Therefore, the overall net effect of contrails is positive, i.e. a warming.[2]

      Wiki

      Kinda sounds like BS to me... They are somehow different from normal clouds in that they trap more heat than they reflect?

      Is that because of the condensation or the actual exhaust carbon particles? Maybe getting rid of the condensation will decrease the reflectivity while leaving the greenhouse gasses there.

      And an extra little microwave energy on top of that..?

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    4. Re:I'm confused by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Kinda sounds like BS to me...

      It isn't.

      > They are somehow different from normal clouds in that they trap more heat than they reflect?

      No, they are like normal clouds. Some clouds reflect more heat than they trap, some trap more heat than they reflect. Contrails are like the latter.

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    5. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually how the government plans to stop the NWO...

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3483652/The-30-greatest-conspiracy-theories-part-2.html #30

    6. Re:I'm confused by speroni · · Score: 2, Funny

      We should microwave _all_ the bad kinds of clouds then.... what could go wrong?

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    7. Re:I'm confused by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 5, Informative

      No it isn't. Studies have shown that temperatures rose significantly across the US right after 9/11 when all planes where grounded for several days, because of clearer skies.

      See here.

    8. Re:I'm confused by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not to mention a little extra CO2 from the 0.1% extra fuel that needs to be burned to power the microwave. And the extra fuel needed to carry the thing.

    9. Re:I'm confused by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Informative

      From the wiki article it sounds suspiciously like contrails have a warming effect when they're produced either a) at night or b) during the winter. From the percentages listed, it appears that the contrails may well have a cooling effect if they're produced during the day and/or not during the winter. That makes the assertion that the net effect is heating a little easier to swallow.

      No, I didn't check out the typically mangled Wikipedia reference. Seriously... citations are great, but you use journal abbreviations and short form references when you're trying to cram them onto one page abstracts, NOT when you're putting them on web pages where space is free.

    10. Re:I'm confused by abigor · · Score: 1

      Rather horribly, I know a girl who believes that to be true - in fact, she thinks "They Live" is a sort of documentary thinly veiled as fiction. Not only is the government dropping stuff from high altitude jets onto its citizens, but it's also under the control of the Illuminati (she uses that word). Everywhere we go, she points out signs that the Illuminati are controlling us.

      Last I heard, she was moving to a rural area to buy land and build a "compound" (again, her term). Even scarier is the fact that she's not alone in these beliefs - they are very common amongst certain groups (modern-day hippies, basically).

    11. Re:I'm confused by Ironsides · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't forget the extra fuel to carry the extra fuel.

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    12. Re:I'm confused by negRo_slim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, they're doing us a favor by zapping them so that the government mind-control chemicals will no longer effect us. c.f. "They Live" =D

      I'm glad someone finally had the courage to get the ball rolling on this. Sir, I applaud you for bringing this very real issue to light. Often times I wonder why the relationship between the pharmaceutical industry and secret government organizations isn't more apparent to "normal" people.

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    13. Re:I'm confused by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      It makes sense to me - mornings are always warmer if the night was overcast, at least where I live.

    14. Re:I'm confused by ozphx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably due to all the politicians venting off a bunch of hot air. What is the thermal density of rhetoric and impotent american outrage?

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    15. Re:I'm confused by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Ya, I'm still working on how warming the exhaust of a jet is going to "Help" global warming.?

    16. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Correllation != Causation

    17. Re:I'm confused by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the extra fuel to carry the extra fuel.

      Don't forget the extra fuel being burned to carry the extra fuel!

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    18. Re:I'm confused by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Who cares about temperature? I just want to see clean blue skies again. There was only one week in my life when I didn't see jet contrails in the sky, and while I was able to appreciate the beauty, knowing why the beauty existed made me feel a little guilty.

    19. Re:I'm confused by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I can see where her beliefs actually some from. After all, the government did spray biological chemicals with specific markers in the from the skys between 1992 and 1999. Of course this was to check for the spread of a chemical or biological attack and the effects on the populations. I believe at one time, they actually use the common cold as the chem.

      This happened across most of the free world to be exact and it started in other areas back in the late 80's as part of a weapon's defense program. It turns out that we can somewhat pinpoint the place of a release now when factoring in weather paterns and so on by the numbers of sickess on the ground and that releasing biological or chemical weapons from an aircraft isn't as effective as once thought. Now if people take that further, then they are somewhat crazy but it isn't like they imagined it out of nowhere.

    20. Re:I'm confused by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea man, before long, they will be duct taping two planes together just to get in the air and have enough fuel to stay there.

    21. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should ask the Germans about that.

    22. Re:I'm confused by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      FNORD! :-)

    23. Re:I'm confused by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Funny

      The extra fuel recursion gets to be insignificant pretty quickly...

      My concern is the extra fuel necessary to carry all the smugness from the environmental lipservice of the passengers flying in the brand new iPriusplane.

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    24. Re:I'm confused by neomunk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Zapping them so that they no longer effect us? Pssh, my source says that the microwaves are needed to ACTIVATE the next generation of chemically generated complacency.

      Then again, the same guy swore Ron Paul was going to win the popular vote...

    25. Re:I'm confused by lysergic.acid · · Score: 3, Informative

      or Virgin Galactic/Scaled Composites, who in turn based their design off of the Soviet Myasishchev 3M-2.

    26. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation Needed

    27. Re:I'm confused by abigor · · Score: 1

      Well, she believes the Illuminati are some sort of space aliens...so yeah, more than just somewhat crazy.

    28. Re:I'm confused by tyrione · · Score: 1

      Hail to the Discordian in us All!

    29. Re:I'm confused by fbjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correllation != Causation

      however: Correlation != Causation unlikely/impossible

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    30. Re:I'm confused by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Re: citations... you're supposed to be able to read the article, not stop-and-stutter over it.

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    31. Re:I'm confused by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure what you mean. I've never stopped and stuttered because there's a little superscript number. But trying to find "Ponater et al., GRL, 32 (10): L10706 2005" at the very least requires looking up "GRL" in a list of journal abbreviations. If the author bothered to use an official abbreviation, of course. And that's one of the better citations. I've seen a few that give just a name and a city.

      The citation after that one is written properly:

      Stuber, Nicola; Piers Forster, Gaby RÃdel, Keith Shine (2006-06-15). "The importance of the diurnal and annual cycle of air traffic for contrail radiative forcing". Nature 441: 864â"867. doi:10.1038/nature04877

    32. Re:I'm confused by fbjon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, now I see. I thought you meant that the citations should be in the article. The abbreviation was probably copypasted from somewhere, though. For the interested, it's Geophysical Research Letters 32 (2005).

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    33. Re:I'm confused by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      What? You can't really think he didn't! It was rigged, I tell you.

    34. Re:I'm confused by DingerX · · Score: 1

      They Live is a documentary thinly veiled as fiction. It's just Frankfurt School Marxism, and nothing more sinister than that.

    35. Re:I'm confused by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yea, I have a cousin like that too. Except he thinks the Illuminati was formed to take over the US in 1776. I ask him how that's possible because that when we started our war with England so that would make us the results of the Illuminati and the secrete government they set out would be them themselves and the government we know today. Then he goes on to claim that the government made the Illuminati and all other secrete societies illegal and they went underground and so on. I don't think logic plays too much into their brains on this stuff, like why would a secret society have to go underground, if they were secret, they would already be underground. And if they are under ground, how could they be controling the government?

      I think he is talking about the Bavarian Illuminati and conflating it with other conspiracies. But he is whacked out in this and has been for quite a while. There is an old mine/cave (I don't know which) on some land we used to roam around on, one day I took him there because someone attempted to make a bomb shelter out of it in the 50's. It had the blast doors that looked like a safe along with concrete about 10 inches thick with lead sandwiched in the middle of it and a piece of steel. Anyways long story short, one day he told me he was going to finish the bomb shelter and stock it because he thought Clinton was a new world order person and would engineer a crisis to hand of the country to the UN in which he planned to fight. I told him that I checked and that old bomb shelter was a secrete government lab in the 60's that they were hiding from the Russians that had an environmental accident on it, they evacuated it and sprayed it with some chemical that turns your shit green and leaves a trail so they can track you at the sewage disposal plant and find anyone who was in it.

      Of course we were drinking a black cherry slushy at the time and the food coloring in those always turns your shit green, he at first attempted to move, then he realized that he didn't have enough money and couldn't get another apartment over night so he spent the next week or two taking a dump in a plastic bag and burying it down the road. Even after telling him I made this up, he still wouldn't take any chances until there was no trace of green at all.

      He never spoke of the bomb shelter again. I later learned that the guy who was originally building it was killed in a car accident before he finished it in the mid 60's and his wife (no kids and who we actually knew unknowingly that she owned the property) didn't want anything to do with it. Sounds to me like we should hook him and your friend up and see what happens.

    36. Re:I'm confused by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

      I keep looking at your post but for some reason I can't read it.

      Must be a browser error or something . . .

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    37. Re:I'm confused by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      I'm glad someone finally had the courage to get the ball rolling on this [wikipedia.org]. Sir, I applaud you for bringing this very real [worldaffairsbrief.com] issue to light. Often times I wonder [luxefaire.com] why the relationship [conspiracyarchive.com] between the pharmaceutical industry [psorsite.com] and secret government [meta-religion.com] organizations [mormonconspiracy.com] isn't more apparent to "normal" [aliendave.com] people.

      For once, the slashdot url announcer is useful! There is no way I would have clicked through every link in order to keep up with your joke.

    38. Re:I'm confused by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Yeah, maybe 9/11 happened because it was getting so damn hot!

    39. Re:I'm confused by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      And the turtles, all the way down.

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    40. Re:I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A++ on your observation, not there on theory. Contrails contribute to lower stratospheric tempretures, destroying more ozone. They do that by stablizing the polar stratospheric clouds. At least that is the current theory by Dr Drew Schidell, Chief Global climatic modeler at Nasa Godard Spaceflight center. ( He has a tres cool SGI ). Umm... the author of the article does not know anything about how the currently accepted model works. ( i.e. its only the moisture, not the opaque ness that is a problem, and microwave radition does not convert moisture to ozone ).

    41. Re:I'm confused by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Yeah - I know there were a few people on the Ron Paul Forums that were talking about contrails being chemtrails. I think those people were agent provocateurs (importers) or just real bona fide idiots. TRUST ME, those clowns don't represent Ron Paul or the liberty movement.

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    42. Re:I'm confused by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I understand. I'm supported Kucinich in the primaries and took crap for it for exactly the same reason. I was just being funny in topical way, not trying to slam anyone's political beliefs.

  2. This will be interesting... by TheGeniusIsOut · · Score: 1

    If this technology gets put into use, conspiracy theorists will start asking why they are covering up the contrail activity. Unless the "chemtrails" are not susceptible to microwave heating dispersement, then they will have something else to point at. I initially thought this was an article about a device to combat chemtrails being developed by said conspiracy theorists.

    It will be interesting to see if a trend develops of pre-cooked birds falling from the sky behind jetliners outfitted with this technology.

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    1. Re:This will be interesting... by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      It will be interesting to see if a trend develops of pre-cooked birds falling from the sky behind jetliners outfitted with this technology.

      Roasted fowl falling from the heavens? It's like the Bible, only I don't have to be wandering in the desert!

      Hang on...they'll be using microwaves?

      Never mind. I can get that without leaving the basement.

    2. Re:This will be interesting... by Altus · · Score: 1

      No no no... you've got it all wrong. Chemtrails are susceptible to microwave heating disbursement, but that's a GOOD thing... this way the mind control chemicals they are spreading will disperse faster and they wont need to use as much of that expensive stuff to keep the populations docile.

      They cant just implement it though because people would get nervous if the chemtrais just suddenly disappeared so they need a good public justification for the change.

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    3. Re:This will be interesting... by RichiH · · Score: 1

      Said birds would also be plucked and chopped, already.

  3. Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So ya, I remembered reading how, after Sept 11th, 2001 while all air activity was stopped for a short time, average temperatures were a tiny bit higher than normal because more sunlight was reaching the ground and not being reflected back into space by contrails. Then WHY, in this age of "Global Warming will DESTROY the Earth" are they wasting money and effort on a way to get rid of contrails... something that is keeping us just a little bit cooler?

    1. Re:Why.... by logjon · · Score: 4, Informative

      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060614-contrails.html Aircraft are believed to be responsible for 2 to 3 percent of human CO2 emissions. Like other high, thin clouds, contrails reflect sunlight back into space and cool the planet. However, they also trap energy in Earth's atmosphere and boost the warming effect, the study says. (See National Geographic magazine's "Global Warning: Signs From Earth.") Stuber and other scientists believe that the effect of the contrails is significant. "On average the greenhouse warming effect dominates [the effects of contrails]," said Stuber, a meteorologist at England's University of Reading.

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    2. Re:Why.... by Speare · · Score: 1

      WHY, in this age of "Global Warming will DESTROY the Earth" are they wasting money and effort on a way to get rid of contrails... something that is keeping us just a little bit cooler?

      Drop the solar input on a farm by a couple of degrees, and the crops don't grow as profitably. It's the same for wind power-- some downwind agriculture fear that if turbines take energy out of normal wind patterns, their farms output will be upset measurably. Remember, Global Warming is not about short-term local conditions but about overall year-round global averages. Some areas will be colder, some areas will be hotter, and chaotic conditions will be stronger. Contrails affect local areas and should be more sum-zero.

      However, as an aerospace company kind of guy, I don't think carrying heavy megawatt microwave emitters up to 36000ft and then burning MORE fuel to power them is going to be the answer to contrails.

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    3. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sun/contrail.html

      Another study that took advantage of the grounding gave striking evidence of what contrails can do. David Travis of the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater and two colleagues measured the difference, over those three contrail-free days, between the highest daytime temperature and the lowest nighttime temperature across the continental U.S. They compared those data with the average range in day-night temperatures for the period 1971-2000, again across the contiguous 48 states. Travis's team discovered that from roughly midday September 11 to midday September 14, the days had become warmer and the nights cooler, with the overall range greater by about two degrees Fahrenheit.

      These results suggest that contrails can suppress both daytime highs (by reflecting sunlight back to space) and nighttime lows (by trapping radiated heat). That is, they can be both cooling and warming clouds. But what is the net effect? Do they cool more than they warm, or vice versa? "Well, the assumption is a net warming," Travis says, "but there is a lot of argument still going on about how much of a warming effect they produce."

    4. Re:Why.... by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      Definitely not an aberration. DEFINITELY.

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    5. Re:Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the effect all clouds have on the earth. They reflect incoming solar radiation in the day, and absorb outgoing longwave radiation from the earth. During the day, they reflect more than they absorb. At night, there is no incoming solar radiation, so their net effect is trap heat from leaving.

      This is why, on the very coldest nights, there are no clouds in the sky. Astronomers know this.

  4. Nice, but ultimatly useless... by Afforess · · Score: 1

    Although this seems interesting I think the airline industry has other more pressing worries. The current financial market has pretty much guaranteed that they can do nothing "green."

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    1. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The current financial market has pretty much guaranteed that they can do nothing "green."

      On the contrary, there are many 'green' innovations that are actually cost saving innovations. Look at the Boeing 787 (if it ever gets off the ground) it uses much less alluminum and has 20% higher fuel efficiency. Modern innovation is both green and economical.

    2. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by Afforess · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, there are many 'green' innovations that are actually cost saving innovations. Look at the Boeing 787 (if it ever gets off the ground) it uses much less alluminum and has 20% higher fuel efficiency. Modern innovation is both green and economical.

      The innovations are cost saving over the Long Term, but not in the short run. To the airlines, this is all that matters. Your example has nothing to do with "green" technology, instead it is merely cost cutting. An example of "green" technology would be cleaner engines. You can't lob off a few pounds of metal and tout it as "green."

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    3. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      So not having to mine and refine a few extra tons of alluminium doesn't help the environment? Reducing fuel burned by 20% doesn't reduce greenhouse gases and particulates? I'm confused by your definition of green technology, unless you mean 'technology that's only purpose is to be more environmentally friendly'. If that is what you mean, then by your definition there isn't a single major corporation that has significantly invested in green technology.

    4. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Informative

      What are you smoking?

      Define "green". If you're using it in the common manner, it means one or more of the following:

      Reduced carbon footprint
      Reduced toxin output
      Reduction of resources required to produce
      Reduction of resources required for operation

      And note that this is per unit of work, whether that is passenger-mile or some other measure of work.

      Note that while substitution of resource requirements can go either way with cost, reduction of resources for operation will by definition reduce cost.

      Maybe you feel that it's not "going green" if there is an economic incentive to take "green" actions, but I don't make that distinction. Hell, I'd consider the airlines' choice to charge for each checked bag to be a green move, since it reduces fuel usage.

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    5. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be more "green" to not build the airliner in the first place?

      Wouldn't it use less fuel if it had never been built?

      Wouldn't the climate be helped far more if airplanes were reserved for government and military use only?

    6. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. But that's not going to happen. I like international travel, international mail, and all other things airplanes are good for. Wouldn't it also be nice if we turned off the Internet? Have you any idea how much power the Internet consumes?

      Of course we could save the environment by living like we did in the stone age. We can also have a more realistic outlook and make sure the technologies we do use are as efficient as possible.

    7. Re:Nice, but ultimatly useless... by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      The only way a checked bag charge reduces fuel usage is on paper. The bags still fly, they just come as carry-ons... (And, at the airline I fly for, carry-on baggage is accounted for at 20lbs each, rather than 30lbs each for the checked variety)... Same bag, just goes differently on paper. We're still burning the same amount of gas to lug grandma's 100lb rollaboard...

  5. Logic abounds! by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 3, Informative

    Reduce the atmospheric warming effect of contrails by microwaving and thereby heating the atmosphere...

    Dare I say...BRILLIANT!


    Actually, I wonder what effect this would have on those pesky naturally occuring clouds...

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    1. Re:Logic abounds! by Incy · · Score: 1

      I thought contrails *lowered* the temp? Didn't we see a lowering of the temps in the US when plans stopped flying after 9/11? They are white clouds that reflect heat back out.

    2. Re:Logic abounds! by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      There's debate about that. And, like anything related to climate change, if there is debate ongoing we must begin implementing the idea immediately.

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    3. Re:Logic abounds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to wonder how much of an increase in carbon emission it will be when they fire up the power plants to run these microwave devices...

      Did a pharm producer come up with this idea??? Seems this "cure" has side effects that are worse then the problem it "solves".

    4. Re:Logic abounds! by Shark · · Score: 1

      This is how you deal with pesky debates that get in the way of a political agenda.

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    5. Re:Logic abounds! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Reduce the atmospheric warming effect of contrails by microwaving and thereby heating the atmosphere...

      Actually they are cooling: they reflect sunlight back into space and produce global dimming which counteracts the greenhouse effect. There was a study done comparing day-night temperature differences over the period around the 11/9 attacks when air travel was grounded over the US that suggested air travel had a significant contribution to global dimming.

      Of course it is still a stupid idea: reduce global dimming which offsets the greenhouse effect by burning more fuel which makes the greenhouse effect worse.

    6. Re:Logic abounds! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Reduce the atmospheric warming effect of contrails by microwaving and thereby heating the atmosphere...

      Dare I say...BRILLIANT!

      Without knowing the math, we can't tell if it's brilliant or not. It's quite possible that the heat produced by the microwaves is less than [(insulating effect of the contrails) - (albedo effect of the contrails)].

      And what's more, what if the energy used to 'zap' the contrails was produced via solar power... then it puts us in better shape heatwise, since instead of the solar energy being mostly absorbed as heat at ground level, where it is insulated, the heat occurs above most of the insulation, thereby escaping the atmosphere more easily.

      Which makes for an interesting idea, IMO... if we had (that's a big IF) a carbon-neutral method of transporting heat generation from ground level to the upper atmosphere, we could reduce the greenhouse effect by heating the upper atmosphere with energy that would otherwise be heating the ground. Not that the impact of heating the upper atmosphere wouldn't need to be worked out... but it seems like a better plan than spreading confetti in the upper atmosphere.

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    7. Re:Logic abounds! by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      What about my damned WiFi signal! Are they using regular microwave frequencies or, you know, 2.4GHz to cut down on license costs.

    8. Re:Logic abounds! by borizz · · Score: 1

      Probably 2,4GHz, because it cooks water really nicely. That's also why kitchen microwave ovens use it.

    9. Re:Logic abounds! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >around the 11/9 attacks

      Oh yes, the old 11/9 attacks. Who would have forgotten the rabid robot uprising on November 9th. Never forget! I still have a scar from a laser burn!

      I dont care if youre british or what, its called "9/11." Thanks.

    10. Re:Logic abounds! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Sorry, my post was in English. My apologies for not including an Amercan translation for you, I didn't realize it would make you angry but you at least seemed to have figured it out yourself, well done!

  6. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  7. Beck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Called them Chemtrails.
    Or was that just something he was smoking?

  8. a powerful microwave beam by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    a possible solution to help address air transport's effects on the climate........ so the "a possible solution" to those little white trails behind jets that usually dissipate quite quickly is to shoot a powerful microwave beam in the sky. What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Re:a powerful microwave beam by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...shoot a powerful microwave beam in the sky. What could possibly go wrong?

      After all, it's not as if anyone has ever "shot a powerful microwave beam in the sky" before...

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    2. Re:a powerful microwave beam by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not as if coning trails are all that new. They hardly bothered most of the alarmists for years (except of course the ones with secret chemicals in them that the conspiracy theorists tried to warn us about). It comes as a shock to me that any eco-kook that would worry about these trails would not be more worried about the microwave scheme.

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  9. metal in the microwave. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

    I thought we weren't meant to put metal in the microwave.
    If the targeting was off just a bit wouldn't this be a little bit bad for the occupants?

    However, having pre-cooked birds falling from the sky would help with feeding the family.

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    1. Re:metal in the microwave. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon it will be raining popcorn....

  10. Overheard on a flight..... by mbstone · · Score: 1

    Passenger: My $8 cilantro-turkey-roll-lettuce wrap is cold!

    Flight attendant: Sir, we heated it in the microwave, but by the time we reeled it back in, it had cooled down to 30-below. Would you rather have the $9 Pepperidge Farm cookie?

    1. Re:Overheard on a flight..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's why I'm happy flying Qantas, where everything else might be the same, but at least you don't pay extra for your food.

  11. Came here for the chemtrails references by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Was not disappointed.

  12. Microwaving Contrails by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    "Microwaving Contrails" would be a good name for a rock band...

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  13. Might cause more problems than it solves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming

    It could cause global warming to speed up due to the loose of Global Dimming.

  14. 0.1% is huge! by camperdave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    calculation shows that the power required for such a device could be as little as 0.1% of the engine power.

    A 747 uses four RB211 engines (or the Pratt & Witney equivalent) each of which puts out 30 megawatts of power. So this microwave contrail zapper is going to be using 120 kilowatts of power? That's 60-80 kitchen microwaves running simultaneously. That's more power than many radio stations use to transmit. I can't help thinking this will cause more problems than it solves. How is it going to affect radar, TV, cell phones, etc? How is it going to affect other planes on the same flight path? How is it going to affect the moisture already in the air? What's going to happen when one of these aircraft come in for a landing and forgets to turn off their contrail zapper?

    It's probably money a lot better spent trying to build cleaner burning engines in the first place.

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    1. Re:0.1% is huge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Contrail" is short for "condensation trail" ... which is primarily water vapor. I doubt making the engine cleaner would reduce the trail.

    2. Re:0.1% is huge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably money a lot better spent trying to build cleaner burning engines in the first place.

      Contrails are water vapor. Arguably the cleanest burning engine would burn hydrogen and produce nothing but water. Contrails have nothing to do with "cleanliness".

    3. Re:0.1% is huge! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      "Contrail" is short for "condensation trail" ... which is primarily water vapor. I doubt making the engine cleaner would reduce the trail.

      Um... the water vapour condenses around soot particles in the engine exhaust.

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    4. Re:0.1% is huge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 747 uses four RB211 engines (or the Pratt & Witney equivalent)

      You might also mention the GE CF6, to be fair. Not that the manufacturer even matters, since all three engines are roughly the same, in terms of thrust (50-60 klbf).

    5. Re:0.1% is huge! by camperdave · · Score: 1
      Contrails are water vapour in the same way that smog is water vapour, ie: water vapour mixed with hundreds of other chemical compounds. A jet engine basically dumps a stream of kerosene into a can with a fan on both ends and lights it. There are no emissions controls. There are no catalytic converters. Aviation fuel is a witch's brew of paraffins, olefins, naphthenes, and other hydrocarbons, plus anti-oxidant, anti-corrosion, anti-static, anti-freezing, and even anti-bacterial ingredients thrown in. The exhaust will be full of soot, radicals, acids, and who knows what else, along with the CO2 and H20 of a complete hydrocarbon burn.

      Speaking at the same event, German aerospace centre DLR's Klaus Gierens agreed that manipulating the contrail composition of, for example, the number and size of emitted soot particles could produce fewer ice crystals - making the contrail optically thinner and reducing its lifespan.

      Straight from the fancy article, reducing the soot reduces the contrail.

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    6. Re:0.1% is huge! by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > It's probably money a lot better spent trying to build cleaner burning engines in the
      > first place.

      Contrails have nothing to do with how clean-burning the engines are.

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    7. Re:0.1% is huge! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Um... the water vapour condenses around soot particles in the engine exhaust

      But isn't required to do so. Ever breath outside on a cold day? Same effect. When enough water molecules cling togeather on their own, crystallization will form.

      FYI, modern jet engines are very well tuned to burn cleanly as possible. If soot is the problem, I would first look toward the quality of the kerosene (Jet A1) which is being burned and how it's being refined for production.

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    8. Re:0.1% is huge! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      A jet engine basically dumps a stream of kerosene into a can with a fan on both ends and lights it. There are no emissions controls. There are no catalytic converters. Aviation fuel is a witch's brew of paraffins, olefins, naphthenes, and other hydrocarbons, plus anti-oxidant, anti-corrosion, anti-static, anti-freezing, and even anti-bacterial ingredients thrown in.

      Fuck the environment, when I can travel at 560 MPH in a 240-foot-long, 175-ton aircraft 7 miles above the ground for $120. What the hell did trees ever do for me?

    9. Re:0.1% is huge! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      And what happens if they fly past a piece of aluminum foil?

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    10. Re:0.1% is huge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the microwave contrail zapper would need to emit 120 kW of Effective Radiated Power (ERP).

      Since it's much easier to create very high gain antennas at microwave frequencies - 20 dB is trivial, and 25 dB is doable even on a relatively modest budget, only a few hundred Watts of transmitter power output would have to be generated. Depending on the length of time it would take to actually zap a contrail satisfactorily, the zapper could be powered by a large storage battery charged by solar cells.

      OTOH, this whole topic begs the question of what percentage of the sky at any given time do contrails actually occlude, and how long lasting are the contrail clouds? Is there a real ROI??

    11. Re:0.1% is huge! by torkus · · Score: 1

      And they're still worried about my cell phone that transmits at what, a few 100mW? Even if you went two orders of magnitude higher - 10W it's effectively zero compared to what they're suggesting.

      So yeah, fuck you FAA my cell phone isn't going to crash a plane.

      To be slightly on topic - there are people who think contrails are tin-foil-hat stuff. When i read this it seemed like a big waste just to shut those people up. Still, I think this IS a big waste regardless.

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  15. Contrails both warm and cool the Earth by vrmlguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jet contrails apparently serve to cool the Earth during the day, as they reflect solar radiation, while at night they serve to warm the Earth, by trapping heat. So for maximum effect, you'd want to only dissipate the contrails created during nighttime flights. This would include not just "red-eye" flights, but air cargo operations like FexEx. Measurements taken during the grounding of all commercial flights following 9/11 indicate that there was a two degree increase in the range of day/night temperatures, so elimination of just the nighttime contrails could lower temperatures by a degree or so.

    http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/08/07/contrails.climate/index.html

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    1. Re:Contrails both warm and cool the Earth by tsstahl · · Score: 1

      Pfft, just mandate that every day flight have a corresponding night flight to cancel each other out!

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  16. Military application by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My first expectation was something for bomber jets to make them less visible. I'd be surprised if it doesnt get ported over.

    1. Re:Military application by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      I imagine in this day and age that having a giant fuckoff microwave transmitter would make the bomber more visible, not less.

  17. particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution... by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...not the contrail itself. Jets release huge quantities of "unburned hydrocarbons, particulates, sulfates, nitrogen oxides (NOX), and carbon dioxide" (link.) This cute little idea will do shit all to help that; it's just a bit of theatrics to make it look to the eye like there is less pollution.

    Remember how in Sim City an airport would dramatically increase pollution for your city? Yeeeeeah, it isn't far from the truth. Airports aren't transportation hubs; they're giant kerosene burners, which is why the air absolutely stinks for miles around. I seem to recall reading that one 747 during takeoff creates more pollution than a Toyota Prius will in its entire serviceable lifetime. Obviously you can't use microwaves at any kind of intensity during taxi, run-up, or takeoff, as the ass end of the plane is facing near or at the ground.

    Also, it's pretty famous now, but someone studied the weather records around September 11th, 2001 and found there was a remarkable change in the weather across the country and in fact much of the world on the few days that followed where there was very little in the way of air traffic (and another change back to "normal" when air traffic resumed.) Ask most people and they remember it being rather nice out. I remember the weather in lower NY was absolutely spectacular for several days- beautiful blue skies like I'd never seen before in that part of NY.

  18. Contrail-free No Way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "those three contrail-free days..."

    I don't recall that every aircraft on Earth stopped flying during "those three days", the US military sure as hell was flying their contrail making jets around, and I don't recall that the rest of the worlds military jets were grounded either.

  19. Just Install giant orbital mirror ! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    And be done with it, Spiro Agnew's headless corpse agrees with this plan.

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  20. Contrails and chemtrails by bkbarber · · Score: 1

    Aren't contrails supposed to dissipate naturally in the first place? If you look videos of contrails during WWII, they would completely disappear within a minute or two because they are condensation (water) trails. However, some of the planes nowadays leave trails that last hours, sometimes a good part of the day. On top of this, they seem to be able to start and stop these trails on command, lots of pictures and looking up in the sky will show you this. So they want to dissipate these chemtrails now?

    1. Re:Contrails and chemtrails by Vihai · · Score: 1

      Aren't contrails supposed to dissipate naturally in the first place?

      No, not always.

  21. Snake Oil! by redelm · · Score: 1
    Jet exhaust is already quite hot, thank you very much. Tell me how adding heat 0.1% to the 70% present in the exhaust will prevent cooling, condensation and crystalization of ice.

    Even with lonbg-range microwaves, it'll just recondense since it lost the engine turbulence.

  22. Low pressure air condensation. by Blackmoth · · Score: 1

    I'm only a second year in Aerospace, so I could have this wrong, but: Why implement a device that has significant mass, and requires a "large" amount of energy? The whole point is to reduce emissions, not create them. As I understand it, condensation trails are caused by low pressure areas formed by the wing tips/ends. Is there nothing that could interrupt the formation of low pressure pockets at the rear of the plane? I am aware that pockets of air can help aerodynamics of the jet. (Same principle behind golf-ball dimples.) Is there no middle ground?

    1. Re:Low pressure air condensation. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      No, those exist too, but they aren't what is being referred to.

      Contrails are due to the simple fact that burning fuel in an engine produces water vapor. Hot air with a high water vapor content is exhausted from the engine into cold air. It cools. The water vapor is now over saturation point, and condenses into water or ice.

  23. It'd help with military planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was a kid, the subject of wingtip contrails came up; I said 'cool!' and he (a WWII pilot) said 'we tried to avoid those'. Seems they didn't like being spotted by the Hun. I'd bet the same holds true today, for jet contrails as much as wingtip contrails.

    1. Re:It'd help with military planes by borizz · · Score: 1

      I think having a microwave emitter on kinda gives away your plane nowadays. WW2 had very basic RADAR, if the faction had it at all, so combat was visual. Turning on a microwave today (where combat also happens outside of visual range) is like turning on a big illuminated sign saying "Shoot a RADAR tracking missile up my tailpipe".

  24. Re:particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    I remember the weather in lower NY was absolutely spectacular for several days- beautiful blue skies like I'd never seen before in that part of NY.

    Just wanted to note that I experienced the same thing, but have a couplre observations:

    Do you recall the weather on 9/10/01 and the morning of 9/11/01? Absolutely gorgeous, nice shore breeze so we had clean air, sunny, and low humidity. I'm not sure if the weather subsequent to 9/11 was part of the same weather pattern or not, or how much impact reduced air traffic had.

    Second, not only were planes grounded, but factories were closed, there was much less vehicular travel, etc. I think the grounded planes helped a but, but I imagine the reduced ground traffic was what really improved the air quality in and around Manhattan (downwind of the WTC excepted, of course).

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  25. Chemtrails, anyone? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    It would seem the obvious reason for implementing something with such dubious prospects is to firmly eliminate one of the nasty conspiracy theories/rumors that circles around the drain of the Internet. Chemtrails.

    These are supposed to be something that results from introducing various chemicals to either the jet fuel or into the engines themselves to make for a more docile population. Or to stir things up and create race riots which can then be brutally put down. Or some other result which often the people believing in this can't articulate.

    The idea is there is some observable difference between a "normal" contrail and one of these "chemtrails" which stay around longer or appear more dense.

    Is it worth millions of dollars to stamp out this bit of nonsense? I'm not sure. If you do some searching you might find out the extent of this is larger than you would have ever believed. And maybe it might be worth millions to get rid of it.

    1. Re:Chemtrails, anyone? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      The problem with nutjob conspiracy theories like "Chemtrails" is that no matter what you do, they'll just revise the theory. If we create a system for getting rid of contrails, they'll just say that the government is now trying to "hide" the chemtrails by making them invisible, but they're still there!

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    2. Re:Chemtrails, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you don't have any innate sense of paranoia, which i equate to having 100% fate & trust in the good intentions of humanity, you cannot dismiss the fact that contrails are the only visible part of an airplane's pollution. Imagine following sequence:
      1. aircraft industry launch this gadget with some media coverage
      2. people on the ground stop seeing the white trails in the skies
      3. people who don't know the difference between chemtrail and contrail put 1 & 2 toghether and conclude 'all is fine' & 'thank you aircraft industry'. While at the same time reenforcing the notion that chemtrail alarmists are nutjobs.

  26. Re:particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask most people and they remember it being rather nice out.

    Here in Gaza, we were basking in the Schadenfreude.

  27. Re:particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I seem to recall reading that one 747 during takeoff creates more pollution than a Toyota Prius will in its entire serviceable lifetime.

    Let's not compare apples to oranges.

    A 747 can carry up to 660 passengers in a single-class configuration. That's 132 priuses full of people.

    To drive from NYC to LA is 2,791 miles. Repeating that drive 132 times will put 368,412 miles on your odometer. Although I'm sure the Prius is a very reliable car, it's unreasonable to expect any vehicle to last that long without a major overhaul.

  28. Climate Effects by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    TFA quotes a 1999 article regarding effects of contrail cirrus on climate. That was, of course, theoretical. Due to the few days of no planes above the US following 9/11, we have clear climatological data regarding contrails. Contrail cirrus serves to reflect daytime sunlight back upwards, and night time terrestrial heat radiation back down, the net effect being to reduce the variance in temperature changes over time.

    There is no reason to waste aircraft fuel running microwave generators to ameliorate an effect which is not a problem.

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  29. Military Aircraft? by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the military see it as a possible solution to reduce contrails on fighter jets?

    Stealth aircraft aren't any good if they leave a visible contrail behind ;) (Actually I'm not sure if/how they've dealt with that on current stealth aircraft?)

       

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    1. Re:Military Aircraft? by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the military see it as a possible solution to reduce contrails on fighter jets?

      Stealth aircraft aren't any good if they leave a visible contrail behind ;) (Actually I'm not sure if/how they've dealt with that on current stealth aircraft?)

       

      They fly them at night, when you can't really see a contrail from the ground anyway. And they pick their altitudes based on where they won't generate them.

  30. So this means by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    I cannot vilify Gore anymore when he flies to his latest Global Warming conference because by using his private jet he is helping save the planet?

    arrggghhh!!!

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  31. You just need to do more research. by RustinHWright · · Score: 1

    It's not that complex. You just need to remember the implications of earlier experiments.

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  32. Re:particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution. by MilesAttacca · · Score: 1

    Can't remember who precisely did the research, but I was watching an old Nova documentary yesterday about global dimming, and apparently by measuring the difference between daily highs and lows over the days surrounding 9/11, the days immediately after had a significantly smaller temperature range than the others. This was supposed to be a good indicator there was an effect on the weather, because the range trends usually change gradually. Interesting stuff.

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  33. Obligatory . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I welcome our microwave, mutated contrail overlords!

  34. Why not just squirt flouride at the contrails? by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    Or we could vaccinate them after first microwaving them for safety. It's pretty clear that these contrails need be classified as terrorist clouds.

  35. Re:particularly idiotic, since it's the pollution. by Nick+Ives · · Score: 1

    My parents ran a taxi for just over 300,000 miles. That was a pretty reliable car (Peugeot 405 diesel, can't remember the year but would have been early to mid 90s) but 250,000 miles wasn't unusual for them. I don't think it had many major overhauls in its lifetime, when you're running a taxi it's best to buy the most reliable car you can find new and then run it down to scrap. You don't even bother with dealer servicing, you get a trusted mechanic who can do things cheap.

    These are UK miles though, don't know if they're different to USian miles.

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