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Resurrecting the Mighty Mammoth, Cheaply

somanyrobots writes with an interesting followup in the New York Times to the earlier-reported substantial reconstruction of the woolly mammoth genome: "Scientists are talking for the first time about the old idea of resurrecting extinct species as if this staple of science fiction is a realistic possibility, saying that a living mammoth could perhaps be regenerated for as little as $10 million. The same technology could be applied to any other extinct species from which one can obtain hair, horn, hooves, fur or feathers, and which went extinct within the last 60,000 years, the effective age limit for DNA." (The Washington Post article linked from the earlier post was much more skeptical, calling such an attempt "still firmly the domain of science fiction." The New York Times article, while describing the process in similar terms, also calls attention to recent advances in sequencing DNA, as well as recoding DNA for cloning.)

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  1. $10,000,000, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone got some amber they want to sell?

    -or-

    Yo mamma so fat, it'd cost 10 billion to clone her!

    1. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by VernonNemitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the price should be at least double that, because if they really want to ressurect the species, they need two, a male and a female.

    2. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Noah, is that you?

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    3. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by NewsWatcher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, given in-breeding, if they wanted to get a viable population going, they would probably need a whole herd.

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    4. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like I tell my kids...

      It is not the cost of [insert animal here] it's the maintenance, food, license, vet shots.

      Do you have any idea what your vet will charge to neuter a mammoth?

      And we are talking about full-on GARBAGE bags to clean up after it, on walks.

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    5. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, when they streamline the production of mammoths, production costs will go down. But the real question is, are they going to pass the savings on to us or just keep more profits for themselves? And we all know the cost of the premium mammoths isn't going down any time soon. Can you imagine me hanging out with my friends at the Starbucks and everybody else has the good mammoth while I have the regular mammoth? Not going to happen.

    6. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by Zencyde · · Score: 2, Funny

      Then someone else will produce an offbrand premium mammoth for cheap. Of course, they'll probably get sued into oblivion because the original company has a patent on producing mammoths. Not to mention the fact that the DNA has been copyrighted. But, that's okay. I'm just going to wait for the sabertooth to come out. :)

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    7. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by barocco · · Score: 2, Funny

      no no no no no... you make a male and take out one of its ribs, good ol' fashion

    8. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by JRGhaddar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Resurrect the species will take a lot more than just two...Inbreeding probably won't be good for the species.

      But I think everyone is missing the point.. they said anything about 60,000 years ago.... Well that opens the doors for some kick ass revivals. let's not just do a mammoth.

      Here is my short list

      Dire Wold - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_Wolf
      Big Wolf

      Diprotodon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diprotodon
      Big Marsupial

      Smilidon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smilodon
      Giant Sabre Tooth Tiger Lion Thing

      Haast Eagle - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_Eagle
      Giant Eagle

      Giant Moa - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinornis
      Big Ostrich

      Aepyornis - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aepyornis
      Even Bigger Ostrich

      Arctodus_simus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctodus_simus
      GIANT BEAR - (Don't Tell Colbert)
      43% bigger than Grizzly

      For a pretty comprehensive list of what might be available see:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene_extinctions

    9. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by antic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please don't say "[insert animal here]" in a mammoth topic...

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    10. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by yoyhed · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you've seen the Mr Hands video...

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    11. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Moa/Haast Eagle.

      No fucking way. The nice thing about walking in New Zealand is *not* having to worry about running into poisonous/dangerous animals. Plus, I don't really want all my fellow walkers packing .45s for self defence. If you want exciting walks, go visit Aussie.

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    12. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you ever seen an elephant give _birth_? That's scary enough. The mother steps on the newboard to help it start breathing.

    13. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by SleptThroughClass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is a woolly mammoth classified as a farm animal??

      I don't know. Is it tasty?
      If it tastes good, its survival is assured.

  2. 1968 science fiction by logjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    is today's reality.

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  3. Good! by owlnation · · Score: 5, Funny

    We may well need an army of Mammoths to fight the mutant tool-equipped space spiders from that other earlier story. $10 million is a small price to pay to save humanity from the giant space webs.

    1. Re:Good! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't care what kind of cosmic rays they've been exposed to, spiders wielding lubricant guns and hex wrenches are not scary. "Oh, look out, it's going to build some furniture and reduce wear on my bearings!"

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    2. Re:Good! by the4thdimension · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rebuilt woolly mammoths duking it out with mutant space spiders?!?

      I'll bring popcorn!!

    3. Re:Good! by Eastree · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not how the spiders plan to use the lube and wrenches ...

    4. Re:Good! by hkfczrqj · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's the beauty of it. When global warming comes, they'll all cook to death!

      There, I fixed it for you.

    5. Re:Good! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like the annual Sydney Mardi Gras, only with fewer hairy legs. Still not frightening.

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    6. Re:Good! by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's the beauty of it. When winter comes, they'll all freeze to death!

      No, more likely some redneck will come along and shoot it.

  4. Re:Frankenstein by somanyrobots · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It really just sounds like you're saying we need more than one.

  5. stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    man, you americans must be swiming in cash... "only 10 million". This will be called the mamoth bailout

  6. mmmm Mammoth Burgers... by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, the first few we resurrect will be interesting and a tourist attraction and all that, but once the public is used to them there has to be a practical application.

    Mammoth Burgers sound good to me :)

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    1. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My thoughts exactly... since these critters were apparently hunted into extinction by early humans, I can only surmise that they must have been really good eatin'! I'm sure we'll have no problem raising the money to clone these beasties if we just promise everybody that contributes a good mammoth meal. However, I think the $10 million estimate is way too low; this is a 100-year project since you're starting with an elephant surrogate and you don't have a true mammoth until you've gone through several generations. Even then, the poor things will be incredibly inbred, in addition to all the genetic flaws introduced during gene sequencing and gene splicing. I suspect one would have several false starts before you get a critter that is both viable and contains all that lip-smacking mammoth goodness!

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    2. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... by julesh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My thoughts exactly... since these critters were apparently hunted into extinction by early humans, I can only surmise that they must have been really good eatin'!

      There are, apparently, people alive today who've eaten mammoth. One of them described the experience as "like eating meat that's been in the freezer for too long," although there could be a reason for this...

  7. Mmmmmmm by jaxtherat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mammoth ribs :)

    *goes back to watching Flintstones*

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    1. Re:Mmmmmmm by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
      " Mammoth ribs :)

      *goes back to watching Flintstones*"

      Awww shit.

      I'm gonna have to buy a much LARGER smoker.....

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  8. Re:Frankenstein by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about the animal? The poor thing will be the only one of its species in existence. No chance of reproduction (unless it's close enough to an elephant to mate), no herd to grow up in, no point to its life other than for us to ooh and aah over.

    And yet would the mammoth's life experiences be any different from those of millions of other animals being kept as pets already? It would certainly have a much longer and healthier life than that of your average cow, chicken, or lab rat....

    I think your sympathies are misplaced.

    As for whether there would be a "point" to its life... it would be a significant scientific and technological milestone. That's more "point" than most domesticated animals have.

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  9. Why just the mammoth? by dfm3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article hints at the possibility of bringing back other species, but doesn't elaborate. We have museum specimens of other extinct species such as the passenger pigeon, Carolina parakeet, and ivory-billed woodpecker, and those are certainly much more recent (all 3 species went extinct within the last century). Doesn't this open up the possibility of bringing back a few of these species, too?

  10. more exciting by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    is, from the same story, relegated to second interest, for some reason, the idea of resurrecting a neanderthal, the same way as the woolly mammoth. using chimpanzee as the starting cell lineage rather than human, for ethical considerations of course

    but this guy won't be dumb. somebody will have to explain to him he's not the last of his kind... he is the 50,000 year old cloned reconstruction of his kind

    weird, lonely, and possible on our lifetime

    very cool, very freaky

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    1. Re:more exciting by CorporateSuit · · Score: 4, Funny

      But seriously, the prospect of bringing a flawed misfit sentient being into this world and explaining to them "oh, by the way, your species is extinct!" doesn't seem very humane or ethical to me.

      You know... I didn't think I'd be the one to tell you this... but Locke2005, have you ever wondered why you were so much hairier than your "biological" father? Ever wonder why kids giggled when your name "Ug" was read in classrooms, and why you prefer deerskin over cashmir?

      I'm sure you've come to the correct conclusion by now... If you don't believe me, the proof is right before your eyes. You're posting excitedly in a news post about mammoth burgers.

      I'll let you get back to your flint and tinder... and... we're sorry about your entire species.

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  11. And where do I park my mammoth? by FornaxChemica · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course that's fascinating, but what would they do with a mammoth? Polar bears are becoming endangered because of rising temperatures and mammoths have disappeared, supposedly because the climate was too warm. They'll have to build a large freezer to keep the beast alive--Jurassic Park meets Frosty the Snowman--or they might not find a place cold enough on Earth for that purpose.

    What about the Dodo? Any bits left?

    That's a strange coincidence they're talking about this JP-like experiment a few weeks after Michael Crichton's death. Posthumous humour?

  12. Re:Frankenstein by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest each one of us gets at least a single mammoth.

  13. Re:Frankenstein by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Slashdot; creatures with no chance of reproducing are par for the course here, I don't see why another one is so morally outrageous, especially one that's slimmer and less hairy than the average Linux hacker.

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  14. Why not bring them back by pinguwin · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's far from certain that mammoth died out simply from climate change. Take a look at this link: http://packrat.aml.arizona.edu/Journal/v37n1/vartanyan.html Mammoth survived thousands of years beyond what most people think, into historic times (1700 b.c) It was a place that man didn't reach (hmmm...coincidence?), but Wrangel Island was too small to support a large population of them. It seems that wherever man went, large animals encountered "climate change". I don't doubt that climate was an issue, but nor do I doubt that man was either.

    1. Re:Why not bring them back by pinguwin · · Score: 2
      Uh, no, I don't have problems with correlation and causation, at least certainly not any more than you do. You can no more prove correlation/causation for your case other than to say "I think it's far more likely...."

      There were extinctions of the megafauna approximately 50k years ago in Australia...yet not elsewhere. Was it a local climate change or man? Why did a heap o' species just happen to die out in Oz, but not in say other places that are nearby and/or with similar conditions?

      When did the ground sloths die out? Nope, not 10k years ago, at least not everywhere. Ground sloths lived on longer in places where man didn't reach until later: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/08/050803173345.htm There are numerous examples of such "coincidences" that I haven't mentioned. Enough, in my mind, to prove causation and not correlation.

      The most direct an indisputable example is one of the most recent. Did the megafauna of New Zealand (i.e. moa, Haast's eagle) just happen to die out 700 years ago by a reason other than man? Mmmm.....I doubt it....wait, let's be clearer: No.

      Does it mean climate/environmental changes had no effects? No, it doesn't. But I think it hard to argue that man just happened to be around for so much of the change. You might try looking into a book, Eternal frontier by Tim Flannery, which discusses some of these issues: http://skepdic.com/refuge/flannery.html

  15. Re:Frankenstein by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    His post assumes that we wouldn't try to establish a breeding population. If we plan on bringing back an extinct species, what moral obligation do we have to prevent its extinction when the only specimen dies? Or is it okay, since our world has moved on since the last mammoth lived? If scientists make one, should we make more and restore a population? Would today's world be a good environment for a wild population or not? Would our creations be forever destined to live in zoos?

    If we create a breeding population, how do we ensure genetic diversity? I am not a bioengineer, and have no way of knowing if diversity is already included in their method (taking a living elephant's skin cell and slowly reshuffling the DNA from elephant to mammoth) by simply using cells from different donor elephants for making each new mammoth. I guess that would depend on how reshuffled the DNA gets in the process of injecting new sequences.

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  16. Mr. President by airherbe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. President, we must not allow a mammoth gap.

  17. Re:Frankenstein by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I suggest each one of us gets at least a single mammoth."

    Especially if they taste good!!

    Hell, down here in southern LA, if one of those things shows up, there's bound to be a Cajun fix an etouffee out of it. People down here will eat anything that doesn't eat them first....and make it taste good!!

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  18. Stephen Baxter's Behemoth by orkysoft · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stephen Baxter's Behemoth is an omnibus of three books which deal with mammoths. The third book is actually about mammoths being genetically engineered back into existence, and there is actually one individual who is halfway between elephant and mammoth. Very cool books.

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  19. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... Same thought by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because most amputees would probably not want their missing limbs replaced with mammoth legs?

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  20. Harmony never existed by zogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man just lived and existed, there was no idyllic eden like harmony. change occurs constantly, that ole evolution thing. Where man goes or is, change happens. Same as where these mammoths went (five tons of pachyderm beef can cause some localized disruption, just like elephants today cause deserts eventually by tearing down trees) We fought and killed and caused whoops forest fires and so on, made creeks run dirty from digging clams and mussels on the banks, caused erosion from harvesting tubers, changed the balance of the local flora by starting agriculture, took food from other animals by that same reason, ate the other animals, skinned critters to make our clothes and shelters, all of that stuff. If you mean just living feral as being in harmony, you still can, it's quite possible, just back away from the keyboard and go for it, I did it for several years, was quite a hoot actually. I consider it a large part of my education and what makes me appreciate life better and helped establish my sense of ethics and morals (not to get too schmaltzy about it). Took more than a few skills and some dam' good luck as well, nature plays no favs, you are allowed to screw up *badly* on occasion.

        With that said,there are probably way more than a billion people still live close to totally feral around the planet still.

        My short report on my "research experiment": The slickest thing in civilization today, one that most folks in the developed world take for granted and don't appreciate near enough, is clean running water from the tap. Everything else is nice, electricity is swell, gadgets are fun, supermarkets rock, but clean running water is *simply great*.

      And I'd take a mammoth pair to add to my herd here, just give me year's notice so I can adjust the fencing a little better.....

    1. Re:Harmony never existed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      By "harmonious" you must mean "plans and executes a massive attack on American soil resulting in massive losses of life and property".....

      By all estimates, nuking Japan not only saved countless American lives (the only ones that matter in war) but also likely saved countless Japanese, since they would most likely have fought to the very last man otherwise.

    2. Re:Harmony never existed by roguetrick · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh yes, Japanese culture was so harmonious before they got nuked. The occupations of Manchuria and Vietnam were happy frolics. Their soldiers just gleefully raped the Nanking Chinese as nature intended.

      Jesus, I don't know if you're deluded or an idiot.

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    3. Re:Harmony never existed by E++99 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tell that to the american indians. They had a pretty harmonious culture.

      You mean the 1,000 nations with cultures based on perpetual warfare with one another, the largest of which established the largest-scale assembly-line operation of human sacrifice in recorded history, and who as a group hunted to extinction almost not only the American species of Mammoths, but nearly all the indigenous mega-fauna in the Americas? Those American Indians?

    4. Re:Harmony never existed by bursch-X · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh yes, and after the US troops went into Japan and raped the Japanese as to their liking, actually they're still raping up to this day, just look at Okinawa, where you get every other year yet another bunch of US soliders who gang rap yet another 12 year old girl there.

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    5. Re:Harmony never existed by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I think it would be difficut to list any civilizations at all that had anything even resembling "harmony with nature." The american indians had a harmonious relationship with nature because nature was kicking their ass, not giving them enough food, killing most of their children, and because their were a million buffalo to every indian - if the population of indians had been powers greater, they would have raped their environment dry the same way the white men did.

      Other people have already rather poetically dismantled your eastern-philosophies view of pre-atomic Japan.

    6. Re:Harmony never existed by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The parent you're responding to said nothing of the US being a happy harmonious land, he just noted that Japan was not 'harmonious' before the US nuked them, in fact it had been one of the world's warlike and civilised cultures for centuries prior to that.

      To quote the originator of the thread 'there was no idyllic Eden like harmony'.

      The argument has nothing to do with the rights and wrongs of the US occupation of Japan or any other nation.

  21. Re:Fuck doing a Mammoth.... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

    why can't we just combine Hendrix's DNA with the Mammoth's?

  22. The New Must-Have for Tech Billionaires by kbob88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Forget rides to the space station or owning an electronic car company... the new must-have for tech multi-millionaires should be having your own herd of resurrected extinct species.

    Somebody call Sergey and Larry and see if they can spare $10mm. Just don't fly the 767 for a few weeks and that'll save enough for the effort.

    Then call Elon Musk and see if he wants to recreate the dodo or the Tasmanian tiger.

    Or we make it trendy for celebrities -- forget adopting babies from Africa, the new trend is adopting and recreating extinct species! Get Angelina on board and everyone else will follow.

    1. Re:The New Must-Have for Tech Billionaires by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a series of books written by Jasper Fforde, starting with "The Eyre Affair", that are odd and funny science fiction books about an alternate universe where people truly care about books -- they have cults devoted to 'who really wrote the plays attributed to Shakespeare' and such -- but one side-note is that many people own cloned dodos (the heroine of the story has one from a batch that went wrong, so it's kind of stupid and gimpy) but, more relevantly, a huge multinational company that serves as the axis of evil in the series of books has cloned Neanderthals but *owns* them (since it did the work) and uses them as slave labor.

      Wow. That was a run-on sentence. Sorry 'bout that.

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  23. Save the dodo, extinct the coelacanth. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    What about the Dodo? Any bits left?

    Save the dodo, extinct the coelacanth.

    "If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never have got beyond the first picosecond. And many of course don't. It's like a human body, you see. A few cuts and bruises here and there don't hurt it. Not even major surgery if it's done properly. Paradoxes are just the scar tissue. Time and space heal themselves up around them and people simply remember a version of events which makes as much sense as they require it to make.

    "That isn't to say that if you get involved in a paradox a few things won't strike you as being very odd, but if you've got through life without that already happening to you, then I don't know which Universe you've been living in, but it isn't this one."

    "Well, if that's the case," said Richard, "why were you so fierce about not doing anything to save the dodo?"

    Reg sighed. "You don't understand at all. The dodo wouldn't have died if I hadn't worked so hard to save the coelacanth."

    "The coelacanth? The prehistoric fish? But how could one possibly affect the other?"

    "Ah. Now there you're asking. The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis. Not only is the continuum like a human body, it is also very like a piece of badly put up wallpaper. Push down a bubble somewhere, another one pops up somewhere else. There are no more dodos because of my interference. In the end I imposed the rule on myself because I simply couldn't bear it any more. The only thing that really gets hurt when you try and change time is yourself."

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  24. Re:Frankenstein by sbeckstead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel sad at a zoo cause you can't get at the tasty ones.

  25. Re:Frankenstein by sbeckstead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look what we did for the American Bison, I mean they are tasty and all but we still stopped at the last minute. Now everyone can have buffalo steaks if they want one. Why not bring 'em back and farm them for food. We used them for that once and these things produce a whole lot more meat than buffalo.

  26. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... Same thought by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Why would you think I'm proposing fusing human and mammoth and giving humans hairy legs?

    Because I see no other possible connection with this story?

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  27. Re:Same technology? by actionbastard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...But for my money, the clone I would most like to see is Otzi [about.com] everyone's favourite ice-man."

    What you fail to understand, in this instance, is that 'Otzi', the person, was a product of the time and environment in which he lived. Science would gain little from cloning him because his clone, a new, separate, human consciousness, would be a product of this time period. Humans have changed very little, from an evolutionary standpoint, since the conscious being that was 'Otzi' existed. The only thing that we could possibly gain from an 'Otzi' clone would be a slightly better understanding of the function of the human appendix.

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  28. Re:What? by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > The Washington Post wouldn't know sci-fi if it came up and slapped them in the face...

    "Sci-fi" they know: they review it in their movie section. Science fiction, on the other hand, is likely to give them some trouble. It involves science, a subject utterly opaque to journalism majors.

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  29. Better yet... by SIR_Taco · · Score: 5, Funny

    bring Michael Crichton back! ... man that post anonymously button looks pretty good right now... oh well

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  30. Re:Frankenstein by fishthegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Announcing the One Mammoth Per Child Project

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  31. well yeah by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    bank their tissue, and then resurrect as needed. we could have saved the baiji ;-(

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_River_Dolphin

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  32. Re:Frankenstein by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yippee - I never did get my damn pony.

  33. Mmmm...Yummy Mammoth by Theory+of+Everything · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've frequently advocated that the current generation animal I would most like to eat is the elephant. This is primarily because it is the most related to the mammoth.

    I figure that during the modern human's evolutionary cycle is when we developed our innate sense of what tastes "good" and what tastes "bad".

    Those that felt items that best guaranteed our survival were tasted "good" most likely survived. The others did not.

    For example, sugar can give us immediate energy. That helps survival. Of course, most of us think sugar is really quite tasty.

    When modern man was evolving, mammoth was the meat of choice. Thus, those most disposed to eating mammoth survived and passed on their pro-mammoth genes. Since mammoth has become extinct: 1. the timescale is less than that for evolution to modify, and 2. mankind has pursued non-survival-of-the-fittest survival routines due to morals (i.e. helping the helpless, a noble pursuit in my opinion).

    Thus, we are possibly pro-eating-mammoth genetically selected. It might taste like crap, but likely it is really good. But I'm at least wanting to have one bite of an animal that might be the best tasting meat of all, due to my genetic heritage. [Enter Vegan Flame Wars Here, but Meat Is Yummy.]

    I'll let you know, if I ever get the chance to take a bite out of the (unfortunately endangered) elephant, or the descendants of the cloned mammoth.

  34. MVP !!!! by ufoolme · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a huge moral issue here, and the idea of 'resurrecting any species' especially a mammal would not pass an ethics board. In Australia a few years back there was talk of doing resurrecting Tasmanian Tiger (Thylacine), where there is a great deal of information and dna material as the creature became extinct in 1936.

    This is a basic 1st yr uni idea. Whilst it might be possible (or at least someday it might be), to 'create' a viable population would be stupidly expensive unless the animal shit gold and pissed oil.

    1. Re:MVP !!!! by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The major problem with a mammoth would be that there would be nobody (as in other mammoths) to raise it. There is a fair chance they worked like elephants. Unless a herd of elephants accepted it (possible but unlikely), you'd end up with a completely neurotic animal that would have no social clues whatsoever.

      I'm not sure you can recreate a social species. They have to learn their social structures from somewhere. They won't make them up.

      Putting human kids in the wild on their own hoping them to grow up as well rounded people is naive, the same is true (in a different way) of elephants and presumably mammoths.

      They should get an ethologist. Or clone something easier.

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    2. Re:MVP !!!! by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'There is a huge moral issue here, and the idea of 'resurrecting any species' especially a mammal would not pass an ethics board.'

      Akira Iritani, who is chairman of the genetic engineering department at Kinki University in Japan and a member of the Mammoth Creation Project seems to have no problem with his ethics board.

    3. Re:MVP !!!! by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nah, it'd probably be alright as long as you had paying attention to it and taking care of it. The animal would learn social behaviors from its keepers, the same way that dogs and cats learn behavior from each other and humans when they're brought into a social situation at a young age, only it's a little bit stranger.

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    4. Re:MVP !!!! by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 3, Insightful


      The major problem with a mammoth would be that there would be nobody (as in other mammoths) to raise it. There is a fair chance they worked like elephants. Unless a herd of elephants accepted it (possible but unlikely), you'd end up with a completely neurotic animal that would have no social clues whatsoever.

      I don't really see your problem, that really shouldn't alter the taste very much.

  35. Endangered Species? by charlie763 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If one is made, would it then be considered an endangered species?

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  36. Aurochs by Zygamorph · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs there was an attempt to recreate the extinct species of cow called an Auroch. The idea was to identify currently existing cattle that had partial Auroch ancestry and breed them, selecting for Auroch characteristics. Essentially you were building a gene pool that contained all the necessary genes mixed in with others, running everything through a filter and trying to just get the ones you wanted. They were partially successful

  37. Re:Whoooooosh! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
    [sound of something going over your head]

    Testicles?

    Or the body of the guy who tried to remove them from the mammoth?

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  38. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... Same thought by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 3, Funny

    "limb" was a euphemism - he's not talking about legs.

  39. It depends by dbIII · · Score: 2, Informative
    As seen with some breeds of dogs and pet hamsters you can get a large healthy population from a very small number of ancestors if there are few genetic defects in those ancestors. I've heard all the domesticated hamsters came from a single breeding pair.

    However as seen with other breeds of dogs there can be increasing problems with inbreeding if there are serious genetic defects in the ancestors.

  40. Khm... by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Making" mammoths would give us the ability to.. umm... flavor them.
    Buttery mammoth, Bananamammoth, Cinnamammoth, Fruity mammoth, Orange mammoth, Pear mammoth, Pineapple mammoth, Cotton candy mammoth, Wintergreen mammoth, Bitter almond mammoth, Vanilla mammoth with Swiss Mocha Chips & Blueberry Swirl, Chocolate mammoth with Chocolate Covered Coconut Bits & Marshmallow Swirl...

    And that would be just the beginning.

    I can't wait for the streets to be illuminated by phosphorescent, minty flavored, mini-mammoths.

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    1. Re:Khm... by mqduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cinnabananamammoth FTW.

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    2. Re:Khm... by psychicninja · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...Bananamammoth...

      This is the best band name I've heard in a long time!

  41. Re:Frankenstein by JamesP · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, no, it's one velociraptor per child, haven't you heard???

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