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Resurrecting the Mighty Mammoth, Cheaply

somanyrobots writes with an interesting followup in the New York Times to the earlier-reported substantial reconstruction of the woolly mammoth genome: "Scientists are talking for the first time about the old idea of resurrecting extinct species as if this staple of science fiction is a realistic possibility, saying that a living mammoth could perhaps be regenerated for as little as $10 million. The same technology could be applied to any other extinct species from which one can obtain hair, horn, hooves, fur or feathers, and which went extinct within the last 60,000 years, the effective age limit for DNA." (The Washington Post article linked from the earlier post was much more skeptical, calling such an attempt "still firmly the domain of science fiction." The New York Times article, while describing the process in similar terms, also calls attention to recent advances in sequencing DNA, as well as recoding DNA for cloning.)

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  1. $10,000,000, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone got some amber they want to sell?

    -or-

    Yo mamma so fat, it'd cost 10 billion to clone her!

    1. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by VernonNemitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the price should be at least double that, because if they really want to ressurect the species, they need two, a male and a female.

    2. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Noah, is that you?

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    3. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by NewsWatcher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, given in-breeding, if they wanted to get a viable population going, they would probably need a whole herd.

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    4. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Like I tell my kids...

      It is not the cost of [insert animal here] it's the maintenance, food, license, vet shots.

      Do you have any idea what your vet will charge to neuter a mammoth?

      And we are talking about full-on GARBAGE bags to clean up after it, on walks.

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    5. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, when they streamline the production of mammoths, production costs will go down. But the real question is, are they going to pass the savings on to us or just keep more profits for themselves? And we all know the cost of the premium mammoths isn't going down any time soon. Can you imagine me hanging out with my friends at the Starbucks and everybody else has the good mammoth while I have the regular mammoth? Not going to happen.

    6. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by JRGhaddar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Resurrect the species will take a lot more than just two...Inbreeding probably won't be good for the species.

      But I think everyone is missing the point.. they said anything about 60,000 years ago.... Well that opens the doors for some kick ass revivals. let's not just do a mammoth.

      Here is my short list

      Dire Wold - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dire_Wolf
      Big Wolf

      Diprotodon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diprotodon
      Big Marsupial

      Smilidon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smilodon
      Giant Sabre Tooth Tiger Lion Thing

      Haast Eagle - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast's_Eagle
      Giant Eagle

      Giant Moa - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinornis
      Big Ostrich

      Aepyornis - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aepyornis
      Even Bigger Ostrich

      Arctodus_simus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctodus_simus
      GIANT BEAR - (Don't Tell Colbert)
      43% bigger than Grizzly

      For a pretty comprehensive list of what might be available see:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleistocene_extinctions

    7. Re:$10,000,000, eh? by antic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please don't say "[insert animal here]" in a mammoth topic...

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  2. Good! by owlnation · · Score: 5, Funny

    We may well need an army of Mammoths to fight the mutant tool-equipped space spiders from that other earlier story. $10 million is a small price to pay to save humanity from the giant space webs.

    1. Re:Good! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't care what kind of cosmic rays they've been exposed to, spiders wielding lubricant guns and hex wrenches are not scary. "Oh, look out, it's going to build some furniture and reduce wear on my bearings!"

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    2. Re:Good! by Eastree · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not how the spiders plan to use the lube and wrenches ...

    3. Re:Good! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like the annual Sydney Mardi Gras, only with fewer hairy legs. Still not frightening.

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  3. Re:Frankenstein by somanyrobots · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It really just sounds like you're saying we need more than one.

  4. mmmm Mammoth Burgers... by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, the first few we resurrect will be interesting and a tourist attraction and all that, but once the public is used to them there has to be a practical application.

    Mammoth Burgers sound good to me :)

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  5. Mmmmmmm by jaxtherat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mammoth ribs :)

    *goes back to watching Flintstones*

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  6. Re:Frankenstein by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about the animal? The poor thing will be the only one of its species in existence. No chance of reproduction (unless it's close enough to an elephant to mate), no herd to grow up in, no point to its life other than for us to ooh and aah over.

    And yet would the mammoth's life experiences be any different from those of millions of other animals being kept as pets already? It would certainly have a much longer and healthier life than that of your average cow, chicken, or lab rat....

    I think your sympathies are misplaced.

    As for whether there would be a "point" to its life... it would be a significant scientific and technological milestone. That's more "point" than most domesticated animals have.

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  7. Why just the mammoth? by dfm3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article hints at the possibility of bringing back other species, but doesn't elaborate. We have museum specimens of other extinct species such as the passenger pigeon, Carolina parakeet, and ivory-billed woodpecker, and those are certainly much more recent (all 3 species went extinct within the last century). Doesn't this open up the possibility of bringing back a few of these species, too?

  8. more exciting by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    is, from the same story, relegated to second interest, for some reason, the idea of resurrecting a neanderthal, the same way as the woolly mammoth. using chimpanzee as the starting cell lineage rather than human, for ethical considerations of course

    but this guy won't be dumb. somebody will have to explain to him he's not the last of his kind... he is the 50,000 year old cloned reconstruction of his kind

    weird, lonely, and possible on our lifetime

    very cool, very freaky

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    1. Re:more exciting by CorporateSuit · · Score: 4, Funny

      But seriously, the prospect of bringing a flawed misfit sentient being into this world and explaining to them "oh, by the way, your species is extinct!" doesn't seem very humane or ethical to me.

      You know... I didn't think I'd be the one to tell you this... but Locke2005, have you ever wondered why you were so much hairier than your "biological" father? Ever wonder why kids giggled when your name "Ug" was read in classrooms, and why you prefer deerskin over cashmir?

      I'm sure you've come to the correct conclusion by now... If you don't believe me, the proof is right before your eyes. You're posting excitedly in a news post about mammoth burgers.

      I'll let you get back to your flint and tinder... and... we're sorry about your entire species.

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  9. And where do I park my mammoth? by FornaxChemica · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course that's fascinating, but what would they do with a mammoth? Polar bears are becoming endangered because of rising temperatures and mammoths have disappeared, supposedly because the climate was too warm. They'll have to build a large freezer to keep the beast alive--Jurassic Park meets Frosty the Snowman--or they might not find a place cold enough on Earth for that purpose.

    What about the Dodo? Any bits left?

    That's a strange coincidence they're talking about this JP-like experiment a few weeks after Michael Crichton's death. Posthumous humour?

  10. Re:Frankenstein by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is Slashdot; creatures with no chance of reproducing are par for the course here, I don't see why another one is so morally outrageous, especially one that's slimmer and less hairy than the average Linux hacker.

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  11. Why not bring them back by pinguwin · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's far from certain that mammoth died out simply from climate change. Take a look at this link: http://packrat.aml.arizona.edu/Journal/v37n1/vartanyan.html Mammoth survived thousands of years beyond what most people think, into historic times (1700 b.c) It was a place that man didn't reach (hmmm...coincidence?), but Wrangel Island was too small to support a large population of them. It seems that wherever man went, large animals encountered "climate change". I don't doubt that climate was an issue, but nor do I doubt that man was either.

  12. Re:Frankenstein by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Interesting

    His post assumes that we wouldn't try to establish a breeding population. If we plan on bringing back an extinct species, what moral obligation do we have to prevent its extinction when the only specimen dies? Or is it okay, since our world has moved on since the last mammoth lived? If scientists make one, should we make more and restore a population? Would today's world be a good environment for a wild population or not? Would our creations be forever destined to live in zoos?

    If we create a breeding population, how do we ensure genetic diversity? I am not a bioengineer, and have no way of knowing if diversity is already included in their method (taking a living elephant's skin cell and slowly reshuffling the DNA from elephant to mammoth) by simply using cells from different donor elephants for making each new mammoth. I guess that would depend on how reshuffled the DNA gets in the process of injecting new sequences.

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  13. Re:Frankenstein by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "I suggest each one of us gets at least a single mammoth."

    Especially if they taste good!!

    Hell, down here in southern LA, if one of those things shows up, there's bound to be a Cajun fix an etouffee out of it. People down here will eat anything that doesn't eat them first....and make it taste good!!

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  14. Stephen Baxter's Behemoth by orkysoft · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stephen Baxter's Behemoth is an omnibus of three books which deal with mammoths. The third book is actually about mammoths being genetically engineered back into existence, and there is actually one individual who is halfway between elephant and mammoth. Very cool books.

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  15. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... Same thought by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because most amputees would probably not want their missing limbs replaced with mammoth legs?

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  16. Harmony never existed by zogger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Man just lived and existed, there was no idyllic eden like harmony. change occurs constantly, that ole evolution thing. Where man goes or is, change happens. Same as where these mammoths went (five tons of pachyderm beef can cause some localized disruption, just like elephants today cause deserts eventually by tearing down trees) We fought and killed and caused whoops forest fires and so on, made creeks run dirty from digging clams and mussels on the banks, caused erosion from harvesting tubers, changed the balance of the local flora by starting agriculture, took food from other animals by that same reason, ate the other animals, skinned critters to make our clothes and shelters, all of that stuff. If you mean just living feral as being in harmony, you still can, it's quite possible, just back away from the keyboard and go for it, I did it for several years, was quite a hoot actually. I consider it a large part of my education and what makes me appreciate life better and helped establish my sense of ethics and morals (not to get too schmaltzy about it). Took more than a few skills and some dam' good luck as well, nature plays no favs, you are allowed to screw up *badly* on occasion.

        With that said,there are probably way more than a billion people still live close to totally feral around the planet still.

        My short report on my "research experiment": The slickest thing in civilization today, one that most folks in the developed world take for granted and don't appreciate near enough, is clean running water from the tap. Everything else is nice, electricity is swell, gadgets are fun, supermarkets rock, but clean running water is *simply great*.

      And I'd take a mammoth pair to add to my herd here, just give me year's notice so I can adjust the fencing a little better.....

    1. Re:Harmony never existed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      By "harmonious" you must mean "plans and executes a massive attack on American soil resulting in massive losses of life and property".....

      By all estimates, nuking Japan not only saved countless American lives (the only ones that matter in war) but also likely saved countless Japanese, since they would most likely have fought to the very last man otherwise.

    2. Re:Harmony never existed by roguetrick · · Score: 3, Informative

      Oh yes, Japanese culture was so harmonious before they got nuked. The occupations of Manchuria and Vietnam were happy frolics. Their soldiers just gleefully raped the Nanking Chinese as nature intended.

      Jesus, I don't know if you're deluded or an idiot.

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    3. Re:Harmony never existed by E++99 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tell that to the american indians. They had a pretty harmonious culture.

      You mean the 1,000 nations with cultures based on perpetual warfare with one another, the largest of which established the largest-scale assembly-line operation of human sacrifice in recorded history, and who as a group hunted to extinction almost not only the American species of Mammoths, but nearly all the indigenous mega-fauna in the Americas? Those American Indians?

    4. Re:Harmony never existed by bursch-X · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh yes, and after the US troops went into Japan and raped the Japanese as to their liking, actually they're still raping up to this day, just look at Okinawa, where you get every other year yet another bunch of US soliders who gang rap yet another 12 year old girl there.

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  17. Re:Fuck doing a Mammoth.... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

    why can't we just combine Hendrix's DNA with the Mammoth's?

  18. The New Must-Have for Tech Billionaires by kbob88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Forget rides to the space station or owning an electronic car company... the new must-have for tech multi-millionaires should be having your own herd of resurrected extinct species.

    Somebody call Sergey and Larry and see if they can spare $10mm. Just don't fly the 767 for a few weeks and that'll save enough for the effort.

    Then call Elon Musk and see if he wants to recreate the dodo or the Tasmanian tiger.

    Or we make it trendy for celebrities -- forget adopting babies from Africa, the new trend is adopting and recreating extinct species! Get Angelina on board and everyone else will follow.

  19. Save the dodo, extinct the coelacanth. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    What about the Dodo? Any bits left?

    Save the dodo, extinct the coelacanth.

    "If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never have got beyond the first picosecond. And many of course don't. It's like a human body, you see. A few cuts and bruises here and there don't hurt it. Not even major surgery if it's done properly. Paradoxes are just the scar tissue. Time and space heal themselves up around them and people simply remember a version of events which makes as much sense as they require it to make.

    "That isn't to say that if you get involved in a paradox a few things won't strike you as being very odd, but if you've got through life without that already happening to you, then I don't know which Universe you've been living in, but it isn't this one."

    "Well, if that's the case," said Richard, "why were you so fierce about not doing anything to save the dodo?"

    Reg sighed. "You don't understand at all. The dodo wouldn't have died if I hadn't worked so hard to save the coelacanth."

    "The coelacanth? The prehistoric fish? But how could one possibly affect the other?"

    "Ah. Now there you're asking. The complexities of cause and effect defy analysis. Not only is the continuum like a human body, it is also very like a piece of badly put up wallpaper. Push down a bubble somewhere, another one pops up somewhere else. There are no more dodos because of my interference. In the end I imposed the rule on myself because I simply couldn't bear it any more. The only thing that really gets hurt when you try and change time is yourself."

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  20. Re:Frankenstein by sbeckstead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel sad at a zoo cause you can't get at the tasty ones.

  21. Re:Frankenstein by sbeckstead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look what we did for the American Bison, I mean they are tasty and all but we still stopped at the last minute. Now everyone can have buffalo steaks if they want one. Why not bring 'em back and farm them for food. We used them for that once and these things produce a whole lot more meat than buffalo.

  22. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... Same thought by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Why would you think I'm proposing fusing human and mammoth and giving humans hairy legs?

    Because I see no other possible connection with this story?

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  23. Better yet... by SIR_Taco · · Score: 5, Funny

    bring Michael Crichton back! ... man that post anonymously button looks pretty good right now... oh well

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  24. Re:Frankenstein by thrillseeker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yippee - I never did get my damn pony.

  25. Endangered Species? by charlie763 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If one is made, would it then be considered an endangered species?

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  26. Aurochs by Zygamorph · · Score: 4, Interesting

    According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs there was an attempt to recreate the extinct species of cow called an Auroch. The idea was to identify currently existing cattle that had partial Auroch ancestry and breed them, selecting for Auroch characteristics. Essentially you were building a gene pool that contained all the necessary genes mixed in with others, running everything through a filter and trying to just get the ones you wanted. They were partially successful

  27. Re:Whoooooosh! by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
    [sound of something going over your head]

    Testicles?

    Or the body of the guy who tried to remove them from the mammoth?

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  28. Re:mmmm Mammoth Burgers... Same thought by RancidPeanutOil · · Score: 3, Funny

    "limb" was a euphemism - he's not talking about legs.

  29. Re:MVP !!!! by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The major problem with a mammoth would be that there would be nobody (as in other mammoths) to raise it. There is a fair chance they worked like elephants. Unless a herd of elephants accepted it (possible but unlikely), you'd end up with a completely neurotic animal that would have no social clues whatsoever.

    I'm not sure you can recreate a social species. They have to learn their social structures from somewhere. They won't make them up.

    Putting human kids in the wild on their own hoping them to grow up as well rounded people is naive, the same is true (in a different way) of elephants and presumably mammoths.

    They should get an ethologist. Or clone something easier.

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  30. Khm... by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Making" mammoths would give us the ability to.. umm... flavor them.
    Buttery mammoth, Bananamammoth, Cinnamammoth, Fruity mammoth, Orange mammoth, Pear mammoth, Pineapple mammoth, Cotton candy mammoth, Wintergreen mammoth, Bitter almond mammoth, Vanilla mammoth with Swiss Mocha Chips & Blueberry Swirl, Chocolate mammoth with Chocolate Covered Coconut Bits & Marshmallow Swirl...

    And that would be just the beginning.

    I can't wait for the streets to be illuminated by phosphorescent, minty flavored, mini-mammoths.

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  31. Re:Frankenstein by JamesP · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, no, it's one velociraptor per child, haven't you heard???

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  32. Re:MVP !!!! by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 3, Insightful


    The major problem with a mammoth would be that there would be nobody (as in other mammoths) to raise it. There is a fair chance they worked like elephants. Unless a herd of elephants accepted it (possible but unlikely), you'd end up with a completely neurotic animal that would have no social clues whatsoever.

    I don't really see your problem, that really shouldn't alter the taste very much.