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Final Judgment — SCO Loses, Owes $3,506,526
Xenographic writes "SCO has finally lost to Novell, now that Judge Kimball has entered final judgment against SCO. Of course, this is SCO we're talking about. There's still the litigation in bankruptcy court, which allowed this case to resume so that they could figure out just how much SCO owes, which is $3,506,526, if I calculated the interest properly, $625,486.90 of which will go into a constructive trust. And then there's the possibility that SCO could seek to have the judgment overturned in the appeals courts, or even the Supreme Court when that fails. Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more. Remember how Enderle, O'Gara and company told us that SCO was sure to win? I wonder how many people have emailed them to say, 'I told you so.'"
Good DAY, sir!
I like to place meaningful quotes in my sig, so people will know that I know what meaningful quotes are.
There is no "finally" with SCO
Seriously... isn't SCO just like the Energizer Bunny. I keep hearing that we've heard the last of these pukes, and then I hear it again, and again, and again...
Look where all this talking got us, baby.
Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more.
They could always apply for a government bailout package.
... which own patents on both sliced bread and wheel is great idea. Way to go fuckers!
Now can we dismember the corpse, seal it in a hardwood box, put the box 12 feet under ground, cover it with at least a couple of tons of concrete, and then build a parking lot over the spot?
I don't want any chance of this zombie coming back again and demanding royalties.
Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
SCO gets a final judgement and loses $3.5m. Someone (Missouri) finally files a RICO suit against the RIAA. Our do-nothing Congress actually gets the balls enough to stand up to the automotive industry.
At this point I'm halfway expecting to see a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my stocking.
Weaselmancer
rediculous.
Don't forget the garlic you need to put in the coffin.
And make sure and kill any ghoul servants. They're always trying to resurrect their masters.
I suggest you start by a scheme of napalm applied liberally to the offices of their legal representation.
Um, I beg to differ. That Ferrari logo adds at least 220hp to my internet connection.
I've been waiting such a long time to afford one of these to try that Linux thing legally.
@neonux
Your internet connection has hit points?! What does damage to it, trolls?
I dream of a better world... one in which chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.
I thought it was extremely gratifying to look at the graph of the stock price and see that Yahoo had thoughtfully provided some space on the y axis for negative values.
Find free books.
Nuke them from space... It's the only way to be sure.
It stands for "hit points", though in some games like World of Warcraft this statistic is also called "health".
220 doesn't seem very good, though. In 3.x WoW that's not much of an improvement at all. Heck, I think his laptop would have better stats if it dropped Ferrari and took up mining for the Toughness bonus. Or perhaps it should take up blacksmithing, so it could add some gem sockets.
It doesn't hurt to be nice.
My favourite Enderle quote of late:
"Next Monday, the Intel Core I7 launches, and Iâ(TM)ve been using a system that Intel sent out which not only has the Core I7 and X58 chipset, but two 4870 X2 ATI graphics cards and two of the companyâ(TM)s new high-speed flash drives.
To say that this system, (which has 4 real cores, and 4 virtual cores through hyperthreading, for a total of 8) is fast would be vastly understating the experience. The word amazing comes to mind, and I can hardly wait to put Windows 7 on it (is there such a thing as blindingly fast, squared?)"
Hahahaha
And that pretty much wraps it up. Now I need a new name...
0xB315AA8D852DCD3F3DCA578FD2E0BF88
Back then, 50M bucks was a lot of money.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
This time for sure, really really, we promise after burring them 9 feet under, just this last little side arm remaining..
Not even Henry Paulson?
Squirrel!
Enderle should have just gone with the red paint job. I painted my laptop red - now it goes just as fast as his, but the difference is that I only look like a complete tool rather than a pretentious asshole.