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Drinking Coffee From a Cup In Space

muggs was one of several readers to note a fluffy piece making the rounds about an astronaut inventing a zero-g coffee cup. Of course, since the space station inhabitants drink recycled urine, I'm still not totally convinced that I would want to try that cup.

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  1. Should be okay... by tsotha · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...as long as they don't eat too much asparagus.

    1. Re:Should be okay... by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      2astronauts1cup?

      In zero-G no less. Ugh.

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  2. 'This coffee tastes like piss..' by Channard · · Score: 4, Funny

    'But it *is* piss, Buzz.' 'Oh good, so it's not just me.' Apologies to Austin Powers.

    1. Re:'This coffee tastes like piss..' by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      I expect it to be cleaner and safer to drink than water piped from an open reservoir through pipes buried in the ground that may or may not be leaking.

    2. Re:'This coffee tastes like piss..' by Kooty-Sentinel · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is especially true if you are sexually active. Especially so if you are a sexually active female.

      On Slashdot....? C'mon, choose your audiences more carefully :P

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  3. The Russians figured it out first. by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 5, Funny

    They just drink pencils.

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    1. Re:The Russians figured it out first. by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

      You just made lead shoot out of my nose.

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  4. Obligatory by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, since the space station inhabitants drink recycled urine, I'm still not totally convinced that I would want to try that cup.

    Wow, I guess Starbucks really is everywhere.

  5. Drinking Coffee From a Cup In Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I were to drink from a cup in space, I'd need a really long straw.

    1. Re:Drinking Coffee From a Cup In Space by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what your saying is that if you have a Spacestation, and I have a spacestation, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the void, and starts to drink your piss coffee... I... drink... your... piss coffee!

      As long as the straw is less than 10 meters long.

  6. The best part of walking up... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We've secretly replaced Buzz's cup of coffee with a batch of fresh urine recyc, let's see if he notices the difference..."

  7. Re:pisswater coffee by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Budweiser tasted like carbonated urine, it would be a step up.

  8. Re:Recycled water? by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blasphemy! God constantly provides us with new water through his tears, AKA the rain, which adds mass to the planet daily. I suppose next you're going to try to tell us that clouds form through evaporation of the seas, or some such nonsense, despite the fact that clouds are EVERYWHERE, and the oceans would be dry by now if they were constantly evaporating.

  9. Re:Recycled water? by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, if he's crying it's probably because of something you did.

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  10. Re:Recycled water? by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    If so, they're tears of JOY!!!11

  11. Re:pisswater coffee by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    (bleep)"That's one small wee for Man, one giant leap for Budweiser."(bleep)

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