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Men Warned About Knockout Boob Bandits

Posted by samzenpus on from the the-best-way-to-go-unconscious dept.

It seems that thieves in Uganda have taken a novel new approach to their business. A gang of robbers have been using women with chloroform smeared on their chests to knock their victims unconscious. "They apply this chemical to their chest. We have found victims in an unconscious state. You find the person stripped totally naked and everything is taken from him, and the victim doesn't remember anything. He just remembers being in the act of romancing," Criminal Investigations Directorate (CID) spokesman Fred Enanga said. Now that the thieves have this new boob technology they will be virtually unstoppable.

8 comments

  1. Vapors by joeasian · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the chloroform put the women to sleep as well?

    1. Re: Vapors by Jab25 · · Score: 0

      Women generally dont sniff their own breasts. Especially when they just put chloroform on them. They tend to not lick their own chlorophorm-smothered breasts. Call me crazy.

  2. Wrong Color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Slashdot, the picture of her boob are the wrong damn look and Color for Uganda
      Geez ?

    Get some old national geographic magazines you'll fine appropriate color and texture boobs there
    on some Head hunters etc,

  3. African rumours by quenda · · Score: 1
    If you want to start talking about the stupid rumours that go around Africa, it will never end.

    my favourite recurring one is the penis thieves: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=penis+thieves

    Interesting BBC story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4105613.stm

  4. thailand too! by Evoluder · · Score: 1

    http://www.cdnn.info/news/travel/t051115.html second to last paragraph

  5. This should be called... by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

    "My Chemical Romance"

    1. Re:This should be called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get out! check your pass at security and just leave and don't come back, kthxbye

  6. TIGO BIDDIES by kieblerh · · Score: 1

    I was really hoping to go to Uganda to bury my face in boobies...dammit!