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Mad Scientist Brings Back Dead With "Deanimation"

mattnyc99 writes "Esquire is running a a jaw-dropping profile of MacArthur genius Marc Roth in their annual Best and Brightest roundup, detailing how this gonzo DNA scientist (who also figured out how to diagnose lupus correctly) went from watching his infant daughter die to literally reincarnating animals. Inspired by NOVA and funded by DARPA, Roth has developed a serum for major biotech startup Ikaria that successfully accomplished 'suspended animation' — the closest we've ever come to simulating near-death experiences and then coming back to life. From the article: 'We don't know what life is, anyway. Not really. We just know what life does — it burns oxygen. It's a process of combustion. We're all just slow-burning candles, making our way through our allotment of precious O2 until it becomes our toxin, until we burn out, until we get old and die. But we live on 21 percent oxygen, just as we live at 37 degrees. They're related. Decrease the oxygen to 5 percent, we die. But, look, the concentration of oxygen in the blood that runs through our capillaries is only 2 or 3 percent. We're almost dead already! So what if we turn down the candle's need for oxygen? What if we dim the candle so much that we don't even have the energy to die?' " The writer Tom Junod engages in what Hunter Thompson once called "a failed but essentially noble experiment in pure gonzo journalism." If you can suspend your inner critic for a time, it's a fun ride.

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  1. First Undead Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Braiiiiins!

    1. Re:First Undead Post! by metlin · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do veggie zombies say?

      Graaaiiins. Grrraaaaaiiinnss. Gggrraaaaaiiiiinnnnssss.

      I'll be here all night, thank you.

    2. Re:First Undead Post! by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do dyslexic zombies say? Briaaannnns!

    3. Re:First Undead Post! by davidphogan74 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What do optometrist zombies say? Fraaaaaames!

    4. Re:First Undead Post! by vyruss000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What do arthritic zombies say? Paaaiiinnns!

    5. Re:First Undead Post! by Raiden30 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please take zombies SERIOUSLY! Like this guy and his anti-zombie/lancer gun

    6. Re:First Undead Post! by YourExperiment · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not dead, it's just resting.

  2. Reanimator! by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

    Klatu Verata Nictu!

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    1. Re:Reanimator! by jebrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      necktie?

    2. Re:Reanimator! by jbezorg · · Score: 3, Funny

      It definitely was a "N" word

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    3. Re:Reanimator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's Klaatu you insolent clod!

    4. Re:Reanimator! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ia, Ia! Shub-Niggurath!

    5. Re:Reanimator! by Metasquares · · Score: 3, Funny

      heh, I read that as Vas Corp Por. I know exactly what that would do in a graveyard...

  3. Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This reminds me of a This American Life episode I listened to (and you can too by clicking on Full Episode here). Basically it explores a very bad chapter of early cryogenics. Before I listened to that, I thought that this was pretty cut and dried ethically (dead bodies are dead bodies, do what you want) but you see how it negatively affects other people who misplace hope in this process.

    Also, isn't Ikaria the worst name to pick? "Hey, our company hopes to aim too high and fail hard." They should have gone with Promethea in my opinion.

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    1. Re:Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by s.bots · · Score: 4, Informative

      In TFA it mentions that

      It's called Ikaria, after the island with regenerative sulfur springs mentioned by Herodotus.

    2. Re:Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before I listened to that, I thought that this was pretty cut and dried ethically (dead bodies are dead bodies, do what you want) but you see how it negatively affects other people who misplace hope in this process.

      A corpse is a corpse
      of course, of course
      and you can't gain consent from a corpse, of course
      because a corpse is, of course
      by definition dead!

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    3. Re:Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Chained to a rock for all eternity while vultures devour your liver doesn't sound so great either...

    4. Re:Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      It would be ok if you had net access.

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    5. Re:Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by davolfman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's interesting is that we're talking metabolic suspended animation. It's actually a pretty old idea. I remember reading about it for the first time in "The Star are Ours!" an old Andre Norton scifi novel.

    6. Re:Early Cryogenics & Ethical Problems by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dunno, wasn't some philosophical dude saying that we have two "life powers", each competing for trying to have us stay alive or die?

      It's rather easy to see in what way we tries to stay alive, avoiding dangers and such, but the other one makes itself remembered in enjoying the calm when not much happens, sleeping, will to just give up if you're like freezing to near death and such.

      Sometimes life is a pain and in those cases the neutral "nothing" is nicer (though sometime the (emotional) pain is nice to because it makes you feel alive / know you're living.)

  4. DARPA! by staryc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it any coincidence that DARPA is Sanskrit for arrogance in this situation?

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    1. Re:DARPA! by Kopiok · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, yes it is.

  5. Whoa boy... by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think this article will open up a can of worms on Slashdot. The issue I have here is that bringing someone back from suspended animation where they were alive to begin with is not the same as 'reviving the dead'. I think nature has been doing this in hibernating animals for millions of years. If someone could freeze a medically dead person and then make him alive again with his memories, personality etc. intact, (i.e. not cloning, which is already feasible) then they can claim they have revived the dead. Other than that, it is just playing with semantics.

    1. Re:Whoa boy... by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The issue I have here is that bringing someone back from suspended animation where they were alive to begin with ...

      Here's a better question: When do you think anyone in their right mind will ok that procedure? Think about it, you're taking a perfectly alive human being and ... putting them at risk of death? For the purposes of? I know someone will compare this to the risk of life we took putting someone on the moon but I see little to no merit in this procedure.

      If you think they're going to run into federal problems, that's only the start of it. This is probably going to be a always-20-years-away technology although it does make for entertainment.

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    2. Re:Whoa boy... by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well thanks for totally ruining our fun. Next you'll be telling us snacks are bad for us and we can't play slayers and vampires anymore with those colored sticks with string on them from that construction site nearby. They make great stakes you know! What's wrong with having a little fun, serious-face? You're almost as bad as that guy with the bright orange hat outside that's been swearing for the last hour.

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    3. Re:Whoa boy... by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Meh. It'll be a standard procedure in 5 years. "Ok, so what the anesthetist is going to do is stop your heart. Then we'll cut two small incisions in your chest and I'll insert this tiny camera.. [blah blah blah, rest of the standard keyhole surgery speech] .. and once we're all finished, the anesthetist will start your heart again."

      This stuff isn't that revolutionary.. it's just a neat trick to stop you getting brain damage when you're not getting enough oxygen.

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    4. Re:Whoa boy... by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Semantics, agreed.

      Of course, in true Slashdottian hyperbole, were this serum to be completely viable, I could see some kind of auto-release nano-canisters being injected into the bloodstream of soldiers, so that in the event of explosive death, an instant release of the substance could assure that all the pieces quickly 'go to sleep' and await pickup/cleanup by the wandering red cross medical roombas for delivery to the reconstruction/reanimation tent.

      That would be pretty close to dying and being brought back methinks.

      Might make a good extreme sport as well!

    5. Re:Whoa boy... by Matimus · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Seriously? If I was bleeding to death, and there was no equipment around to stop the bleeding enough to keep me alive, I would welcome this procedure.

      You are correct that there is no good reason to do this for fun, but if the choice is death or entering a potentially risky state of suspended animation, I will choose the later.

      Keep in mind that the majority of the research is for exactly that purpose.

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    6. Re:Whoa boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Here's a better question: When do you think anyone in their
      > right mind will ok that procedure? Think about it, you're
      > taking a perfectly alive human being and ... putting them at
      > risk of death? For the purposes of? I know someone will
      > compare this to the risk of life we took putting someone on
      > the moon but I see little to no merit in this procedure.

      You are not being very imaginative.
      Imagine a sick patient, in need of a long and complex heart
      operation. Imagine that the risk of complications during the
      procedure is extremely high.
      Imagine that you could put the patient in suspended animation,
      perform the risky procedure, and 'reanimate' the patient only
      when his pieces are correctly put together.

      I think this is something worth pursuing, although it will
      not probably happen tomorrow or next week.

    7. Re:Whoa boy... by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you'd RTFA (shocking, I know), you'd see that DARPA was interested in it as a way of preventing wounded people from bleeding out. It's already being tested on humans.

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    8. Re:Whoa boy... by robertjw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They will have to invent square roombas.

    9. Re:Whoa boy... by NIckGorton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Here's a better question: When do you think anyone in their right mind will ok that procedure?

      You'd never ok that procedure any more than you would ok having CPR performed. (Though you might leave an advanced directive to prevent it in certain situations.) Its likely something that would be done should you have cardiac arrest in a medical setting (or with fast enough EMS response if it becomes a field treatment.)

      Its also likely something that would be done in order to facilitate transfer of a patient who will die quickly without specialized care unavailable at a given facility. For example, you get whacked on the head in an assault an sustain an epidural hematoma (big assed bleeding inside your skull outside your brain that can kill you rapidly by compressing your brain and causing your brainstem to be squeezed out the base of your skull). I diagnose that at my small community ER and plan to transfer you to the big tertiary care center 50 miles away. However as we await the helicopter you suddenly begin to show signs of brainstem herniation. At that point you are dead in minutes without a neurosurgeon. So I place you in suspended animation and we ship you to the surgeon who evacuates your hematoma and then you are reanimated.

      Pretty nifty. Though your HMO will probably deny payment because its 'experimental' or only allowed for epidurals on the right side of your head, not the left.

    10. Re:Whoa boy... by trouser · · Score: 5, Funny

      fun is always a good reason to do anything. Except for things that aren't fun. For example I breed weasels. Through selective breeding favouring weakness and mutations which yield no survival benefit in the wild I have created an army of blind, five legged weasels the size of turnips. They will only eat or procreate when encouraged with electric cattle prods. With my mutant weasel army I will rule the world! More importantly it's a blast. I've never felt so alive.

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    11. Re:Whoa boy... by sonamchauhan · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I've never felt so alive.

      Take the serum and we can solve that for you.

    12. Re:Whoa boy... by shadwstalkr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty nifty. Though your HMO will probably deny payment because its 'experimental' or only allowed for epidurals on the right side of your head, not the left.

      That's pretty generous. My guess is that the HMO will hem and haw about your claim until it's too late to save you, then approve it. That way, they can say that they can claim the best intentions without spending a dime.

    13. Re:Whoa boy... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd opt for a triangle myself. Perhaps 30/60/90.

    14. Re:Whoa boy... by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Informative

      You didn't read the article did ya? I understand, it was horrid. The point of this work is that apparently if you give people certain toxins, it stops cells from doing stuff that requires oxygen. Later, when they get oxygen, these processes start back up again. The reason I mentioned the brain is that, without the heart, the brain will be starved of oxygen.

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    15. Re:Whoa boy... by TechForensics · · Score: 2, Funny

      When do you think anyone in their right mind will ok that procedure?

      You agreed as part of the Vista EULA.

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    16. Re:Whoa boy... by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is there any memory checksums in the human brain or will the whole system screw up if some parts is accidently lost? :D

      Hum, Redundant Array of Independent Brains ...

      *goes back to planing*

    17. Re:Whoa boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      They already do this by cooling - they take people down into deep hypothermia so they can do brain surgery with the circulation stopped (so there is no blood leakage, which kills brain cells) while the brain's metabolism is almost shut down (so brain cells don't die from lack of oxygen).

      Not standard procedure because it's not got mainstream acceptance yet, but fairly reliable. Reserved for situations that are otherwise inoperable, e.g. deep brain anurisms.

      Sad indictement of Esquire that their journoes have to write in excited-surfer-speak. But hey; it's not read for the articles.

    18. Re:Whoa boy... by blhack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think about it, you're taking a perfectly alive human being and ... putting them at risk of death? For the purposes of?

      The great thing about us going into another dark ages is the abundance of semi-retarded, meth-addicted, only-half-living creatures that would be willing to do a crazy medical experiment in exchange for more smack.

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    19. Re:Whoa boy... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I'm quite thankful for endoscopic surgery. I had a tumor in my sinus cavity that if I had lived even just 20 years earlier they would have had to slice open half my face to remove it which would have required reconstructive surgery just to look somewhat normal again. Since they were able to remove it all endoscopically through my nose, my only permanent effect is some nerve damage which isn't visible to anyone.

      I also had what they call a "hot" gall bladder which had to be removed, and they were able to do that with a small hole in my abdomen and belly button and send me home the next day - rather than the huge scar-creating openings they used to have to cut into you for organ removals like that.

      These "neat tricks" that make surgeries easier to recover from and more efficient can make a big difference to people. :)

      The other neat trick they did before the tumor removal was entering through my thigh and running a probe up my artery through my neck into my head and releasing little pellets to block the blood flow to the tumor which caused it to shrink and make the removal process easier.

  6. Re:Herbert West - Reanimator by incripshin · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_West%E2%80%93Reanimator
    I don't know how I could have messed that up.

  7. Near death != death by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're either dead or you're not. It's rather binary. There's no continuum.

    1. Re:Near death != death by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 5, Funny

      You forgot about mostly dead.

    2. Re:Near death != death by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're either dead or you're not. It's rather binary. There's no continuum.

      Schrodinger's cat says hi. Or maybe he doesn't.

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    3. Re:Near death != death by reginaldo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that you can be MOSTLY dead as well.

      There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

      Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

      /*obligatory miracle max

    4. Re:Near death != death by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Either you're dead or you're not--Tell that to someone who's brain dead. Or someone who's suffered a stroke that effects their brain stem, or people that suffer from being "locked in". Tell that to someone who 'died' on the operating table during heart surgery but 'came back'. What exactly constitutes being "alive" verus dead? Are self-replicating proteins "alive"? Because last I looked, prions are not alive though they can kill you (mad cow disease). And this isn't even discussing non-literal definitions of dead or alive -- such as being emotionally dead (suicidal thoughts anyone?), concepts of heaven and hell, etc.

      There is indeed quite a spectrum between dead and alive; Life has never been easy to classify and put into boxes, because the curious thing about it is you never observe the same thing twice looking at it.

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    5. Re:Near death != death by TWX · · Score: 4, Informative

      People have been clinically dead (no pulse, no breathing, would not continue to live without specific processes of intervention) and have been successfully revived. Many have gone on to live perfectly normal lives, while others have been left dead too long and their tissues suffered for it, leaving them with reduced faculties. I wouldn't call it quite as cut and dried as dead or not. We can tell when someone is really, truly alive, and we can identify conditions when someone is really, truly dead, but there are plenty of conditions where one could be potentially alive or dead (with apologies to SchrÃdinger) and that further actions will determine what state a person goes into.

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    6. Re:Near death != death by girlintraining · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, your friend here is only mostly dead. Had he been all dead there would have been only one thing to do -- go through his pockets for spare change.

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    7. Re:Near death != death by dingen · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're either dead or you're not. It's rather binary. There's no continuum.

      There's no "rather binary". It's either binary or it's not.

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    8. Re:Near death != death by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're either dead or you're not. It's rather binary. There's no continuum.

      The people quoting The Princess Bride above do have a point: you can't draw a line and say "everyone on this side is dead, everyone on the other side is alive". Consider bacterial endospores: no significant chemical reactions are taking place inside the spore, and by most objective measures, they're "dead". But place one in the correct environment, and it will convert to an unambiguously-alive bacterium.

      Humans are far more complicated, with even more ways to blur the boundary between "alive" and "dead".

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    9. Re:Near death != death by Emperor+Zombie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure there is! It's just like regular binary, except it only uses the numbers "one-ish" and "probably nothing".

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    10. Re:Near death != death by Bandman · · Score: 2, Funny

      LIAR!!!!!

      /humperdink!

    11. Re:Near death != death by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although your points are valid they are rather narrow in that they implicitly define 'alive' as the potential for consiousness, the GP's point that doesn't make sense to you was that there is no black & white definition of 'alive'.

      For example the wood frog can allow itself to freeze solid for the winter and will thaw out in spring with no ill affects despite the fact it hasn't had a heartbeat or any sign of brain activity for months. By your tests the frog is dead during the winter and alive again in the spring.

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  8. Holy moly! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Quick, get him CVS commit access to all the BSD projects!

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    1. Re:Holy moly! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Too late. I think Microsoft already hired him to do a service pack for Vista.

  9. Sign me up! by hamburgler007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and... "Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. PS - please alter my pants as fashion dictates."

  10. Burning the life at both ends. by Ostracus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "We're almost dead already! So what if we turn down the candle's need for oxygen? What if we dim the candle so much that we don't even have the energy to die?'"

    And what kind of "life" would it be?

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    1. Re:Burning the life at both ends. by denzacar · · Score: 3, Funny

      One where you could sleep over the economic crisis.

      Or get to live to eventually play Duke Nukem Forever.

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    2. Re:Burning the life at both ends. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Informative

      The kind of life where you could be transported from the battlefield, with its limited facilities, to a large, fully equipped hospital to patch you up, then woken up. There is a reason Darpa is funding him. Many soldiers die of reasons that they would easily survive in a hospital, with access to an unlimited supply of the best doctors. (unlimited because you can simply wait in that state until the doctor has helped other patients before you.)

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    3. Re:Burning the life at both ends. by compro01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A useful kind.

      Doing surgery is like trying to fix a car while it's running. If this idea works, you could simply stop the engine for awhile, making many surgical procedures (heart bypass, for example) far, far, far simpler (and thus far less likely to get screwed up) and likely opening up a bunch of currently-impossible things, like spreading a long, complex procedure over multiple days, allowing the doctors to rest, which would help prevent mistakes caused by sleep deprivation.

      And of course, there's the sci-fi stuff like sleeper ships (as even at relativistic speeds, you're talking stupid lengths of time for interstellar travel.) or the old standby "Life is boring. Wake me up when X happens.".

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  11. This needed for long space travel but warp / hype by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    This needed for long space travel but warp / hyper drives are better.

  12. Re:37 degrees by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Only in the USA and UK. Everywhere else, you'd be too hot to call it living.

    37 deg C = 98.6 deg F. IOW, normal human body temperature. Or did I just do a whooosh?

  13. Hatian witch doctors have been doing this for year by Brigadier · · Score: 2, Interesting
  14. Aging is a disease by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    that will be cured.

    And no, overpopulation won't be a problem becasue humans, like all biological creatures will only expand to meet the amount of food that is available.
    The rest will starve.

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    1. Re:Aging is a disease by josteos · · Score: 5, Funny

      The rest will starve.

      Until the hungry ones realize the others taste good with ketchup.

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    2. Re:Aging is a disease by justinlee37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that most people suggesting that there will be an overpopulation problem are starting with the inherent assumption that starvation/overcrowding/war would be the problem. So basically you've just said that the problem won't be a problem. Brilliant.

  15. Space travel etc. by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, this could be useful in space travel, barring we develop hyperdrives. Sci fi have been playing around with sleeper ship concepts for decades. It might also be useful for people who have terminal cancer for example, who might want to opt to be frozen in the hope of a cure being developed during the interim (though there will be the problem of reintegrating into society after even just a few years). A more plausible use maybe is to put into suspended animation a critically injured person until he can be transported to a hospital and treated to minimise cell damage (assuming the serum does less damage).

    1. Re:Space travel etc. by robertjw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You will just have to prove you weren't integrated into society to start with.

    2. Re:Space travel etc. by M0b1u5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You overestimate how much society changes.

      Given the ENORMOUS gulf between 1900 and 2000, you could reanimate a person who died in 1908, and it would take them very little effort at all to adjust to 21st century life.

      Do you think if you were frozen now, you'd have trouble being resurrected in 2028? I think not. You'd love it.

      Humans are like that: adaptable.

      In fact, I'd go so far as to say you could resurrect an ancient Sumerian person with little or no difficulties.

      The situation would be no different to bringing a Papuan to New York city. They might not like it much, but they'd adjust pretty quickly.

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    3. Re:Space travel etc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Space travel???? Forget that! Next thing you know, you wake up in 2491 dressed in horribly colored spandex being followed around by some little phallically shaped robot that sounds like Bugs Bunny. NO THANK YOU!!!!

    4. Re:Space travel etc. by Gr8Apes · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Try the enormous gulf just between 1995 and today.

      • the web
      • cell phones
      • death of in-country long distance fees
      • death of CDs
      • ipods and music downloads
      • death of VHS
      • Netflix
      • VoD
      • last and certainly not least: Google

      Go back another 10 years

      • computers
      • email
      • outsourcing of white collar jobs
      • access to 100s of TV channels and the death of "snow"
      • the rise (and fall) of casette tapes (8-track and reel-to-reel sucked, if you ever used either for storing and convenient playback)
      • the rise of CDs and artificially inflated prices leading to the rise of the current RIAA juggernaut
      • VCRs
      • death of rotary phones and the Ma Bell stranglehold on telecom

      There were huge similar sweeping changes for each decade all the way back to roughly the 1870s or so when the effects of the industrial revolution started directly affecting people's lives and livelihoods. And here's a hint: the degree of change is accelerating still, we'll probably see some of the most interesting times we can imagine, old Chinese curses not withstanding.

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    5. Re:Space travel etc. by corbettw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what? Those things are just that: things. There are people living today who lived through all of those advances and didn't go into shock over them, why would you think someone getting caught up to all of it at once couldn't handle it?

      The things that people from 1955 would be most freaked out about now would be things like gay marriage, lowered blood alcohol levels in drunk driving laws, and having a black President-elect. Societal changes would be much more shocking. And even then, they would adjust, because as the GP pointed out, that's what humans do.

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    6. Re:Space travel etc. by tibman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pretty sure horses still need to be shod and wooden fences built and gates fixed and bricks laid and mail delivered and snow shoveled and old ladies helped up the stairs (not exactly a job) and trash removed and books sorted and heavy things carried around. Not all jobs are "technical".

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    7. Re:Space travel etc. by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be honest if I had terminal cancer why would I want to be frozen and then wake up to find out that all my family and friends are dead? Seriously how could someone adjust to that? Having no close family or friends?

      If it were only 10 or 20 years you might still have plenty of family and friends. People do tend to go about their own lives and things would be allot different for your socially.

    8. Re:Space travel etc. by Walpurgiss · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if you woke up, and Sex was illegal, Salt was illegal, profanity was illegal, and Taco Bell was an up scale restaurant after the Fast Food Wars?

      You might adapt, but some grouchy old person might refuse to.

    9. Re:Space travel etc. by Walpurgiss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not with email fully supplanting snail mail, quantum entanglement used to teleport things, and Roomba(c) brand auto-shovelers. not to mention escalators, and trash -> bio fuel converters in every home/car. Books? In the Vatican maybe.

      Of course, the paperless office hasn't really worked out so far, so I doubt the shitjobless society will work out anytime soon either. Maybe if you cryo until 12947 and by some miracle we havn't killed ourselves off yet.

    10. Re:Space travel etc. by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 2, Funny

      It might also be useful for someone like Donald Trump who could use it to hibernate till the economy gets better and medical science can fix his hair.
      I am just saying. It could be useful to some.

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    11. Re:Space travel etc. by kalel666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm posting on Slashdot. Done.

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    12. Re:Space travel etc. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeh, it'd be sad, and I'd definitely shed a tear or two, but then I'd get over it and move on. As it is, I don't see what's left of my family more than once every few years (I say "what's left" since some have already died) and I don't have any friends so close that being without them would cause me extreme distress. Basically, I'd expect the "sad, moping around, missing people" stage to last up to a month at most, and then I'd be pretty much fine with the new friends I would have made. (actually, I also expect it'd take a week or two to get to the "sad" stage, since the first week would be the "holy crap, what the hell, I've been reanimated!" stage)

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    13. Re:Space travel etc. by klenwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      old ladies helped up the stairs (not exactly a job)

      Extend it to administering their medicine and changing their diapers and the like and it's a common job. Not particularly glamorous or well-paying, but with an aging population, ever more in demand.

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    14. Re:Space travel etc. by evil_aar0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd like to believe you, but all of the intolerance - cf. McCain's 2008 campaign - and religious hostility we _still_ have kind of tells me that, socially, we _can't_ adapt. Not all of us, anyway.

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  16. Re:This needed for long space travel but warp / hy by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    This needed for long space travel but warp / hyper drives are better.

    Sorry to rain on your party but we are never going to have a warp or hyper drive. They were designed around the scheduling of TV advertisements, not the laws of physics.

  17. Re:Herbert West - Reanimator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know how I could have messed that up.

    That's exactly what this guy'll say when he's locked himself inside his underground laboratory to keep out the hordes of flesh eating undead.

  18. Reincarnating? by grahamd0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Esquire is running a a jaw-dropping profile of MacArthur genius Marc Roth in their annual Best and Brightest roundup, detailing how this gonzo DNA scientist ... went from watching his infant daughter die to literally reincarnating animals.

    I think they meant literally reanimating animals, but if I'm wrong, this guy's experiments would be interesting indeed.

  19. Re:This needed for long space travel but warp / hy by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most every space science fiction has a period where people went out in "sleeper ships" to colonize the galaxy.. and then the warp drives come along and overtake the sleeper ships. It's a common theme.

    I imagine the following for us:

    * All those exoplanet astronomers eventually discover a rocky planet around an nearby star.. say, 20 light years away.
    * They manage to confirm the atmosphere is oxygen/nitrogen, and can guess that the atmospheric pressure is similar to Earth.
    * Some smart cookie figures out how to image the surface of the planet and sees trees and rivers and, ya know, squirrels.
    * A Von Braun figure declares that we *must* go populate this planet and puts together enough international funding to send a ship.

    The ship would be nuclear powered. It would have about 30,000 people on it in suspended animation. 30 engineers would remain awake to monitor the systems and keep the ship on course. After 10 years of service, they'd go into suspended animation and wake their successors (actually, it'd be staggered replacement). If it takes 400 years to get there, so what? That's just 40 shifts. 1,200 engineers out of 30,000 colonists.

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  20. Not Dead... by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just pining for the fjords.

  21. Death is not a state. It's a prognosis. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're either dead or you're not.

    Define death.

    As the cryonicists say, "Death is not a state. It's a prognosis." It's a claim that the organism will not be restored from its current state to a level of function that is considered alive.

    Last time I looked (which was a while ago) trauma centers were regularly reviving victims who drowned in cold water and had been "dead" for half an hour. Surgeons were taking advantage of this by precooling patients who needed surgery that would leave the brain without blood flow for similar times. And research labs had perfused a dog with suitable protective substances, stopped its heart, cooled its body to freezing temperatures, left it that way for some time, then revived it. (And this guy has improved on that using H2S.)

    Were the drowning victims "dead"? Was the dog?

    There are people who are long since frozen - in full body or brain only - in the hope that they can some day be repaired (or built into a fresh body). If that is successful, are those people now "dead"? Or are they just resting at liquid nitrogen temperatures?

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  22. Great so now by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 4, Funny

    we can finally unfreeze Walt Disney, and bring Elvis back to life. Maybe we could bring back George Washington and Abraham Lincoln to advise Barrack Obama? :)

    Ah for the good old days when only Jesus could raise the dead.

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  23. Re:37 degrees? by sirsnork · · Score: 3, Informative

    Internally we are all 37 Degrees C. When someone takes your temperature, that's what they'll get as a result if you're not sick

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  24. Fascinating! Pass the Sulphur Dioxide by M0b1u5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What interests me here is his claim that we don't know much about life. And I guess there's a large element of truth here.

    If you take a person who has just died, and look at any one of their billions of cells, you will find that they are ALL still "alive"; consuming oxygen, things moving around in them; proteins being formed... until the oxygen runs out.

    So, you are in the curious state of being dead, while almost all of your cells are still clinically alive. It's quite fascinating really.

    From these facts, we can reliable assert that human life is not dependent on cellular activity. There is a lot more to it than that.

    Additionally, we now know that resuscitating humans who are "dead" (cold water near drowning, heart attack etc.) re-introduces oxygen, and it's the ocygen which actually kills you.

    At what point does oxygen become the thing which kills you during a resus' event?

    Are there ways to "immunize" a "dead" person so that re-animation is possible without brain death or cellular suicide due to rapid infusion of O2?

    If we learn to re-animate people by immunizing them prior to resus', at what point after traditional "death" is a body no longer able to be revived? What does that say about the "time of death" or even how to declare someone "dead"?

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    1. Re:Fascinating! Pass the Sulphur Dioxide by Renraku · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When most nerve cells in the brain die, they release their chemicals into the space surrounding the cells. A lot of them are toxic to other brain cells, which cause the other brain cells to die. And then more, and then more.

      Fairly recently a drug was developed to stop this chemical cascade, and it works well. It could be combined with this treatment to further limit brain damage caused by lack of oxygen.

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  25. Re:If even special relativity holds, no warp drive by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The speed of light is not some magical, mystical value that can never be touched. Light is just a waveform of photons. You can slow it down and you can speed it up. Both have already been done, and when it gets sped up it does actually arrive before it leaves. One must try to avoid conflating the confusing and improbable with the impossible.

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  26. Suspend or Hibernate? by gsgriffin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are we talking Suspend or Hibernation? Windows got it backwards then?

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  27. Whoa by LtGordon · · Score: 5, Funny

    But, look, the concentration of oxygen in the blood that runs through our capillaries is only 2 or 3 percent. We're almost dead already! So what if we turn down the candle's need for oxygen? What if we dim the candle so much that we don't even have the energy to die?

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  28. Warm and dead by vik · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As an EMT volunteer we're told that a person isn't dead until they're warm and dead. Many people have been declared cold and dead, stored in the morgue, then scared the living crap out of the attendant complaining that it's bloody cold in there!

    Vik :v)

  29. Re:If even special relativity holds, no warp drive by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The whole point of warp drive is that you're not traveling faster than light. You're getting from A to B faster than light would travel to go from A to B but you're not *moving* faster than light, you're warping space. This, of course, is impossible.. but that's not the point.

    Wormholes are easier to understand. You connect two points in space.. now the distance required to travel is very short (it's zero if the wormhole has no "inside"). Did you travel faster than the speed of light? Why, yes, you traveled from A to B faster than light could before the wormhole was opened, but no, you didn't change your velocity to a value higher than c.

    If you have an inside to your wormhole then you could go inside it, then change one of the end points to be somewhere else. Say you can only create a wormhole where the two end points are millimeters apart, but the inside of the wormhole is many meters, enough to fit all the equipment you need to manipulate the wormhole. Now you can move the A end of the wormhole so that it is closer to the B end, then move the B end so it is further away from the A end, then move the A end again. You're inch worming your way through space.. if you can inch fast enough, you can inch faster than light can travel the same distance. Are you moving faster than light? No, you're not moving at all! This is Peter F. Hamilton's "continuous wormhole drive".

    All of these things require new physics.. there's a couple of proposals that require only slightly exotic absurdities, but it's all theoretical and, comical, right now.

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  30. All predicted in Star Trek by tekrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You could have been frozen in the 70's and been prepared for all of that by watching Star Trek.

    Computers -- Kirk and Spock *spoke* to their computers. 99% of us still have to type. Hell, Spock even holds up 3.5 floppies on the show and refers to them as "tapes"

    Cell Phones -- "Scotty beam me up" Kirk used a cell phone nearly every episode. Many models even flip open the same way and are the same exact size as the original communicator. Spock even had that wacky Bluetooth headset in his ear often.

    In fact, if you were frozen in the 70's you'd be disappointed by the LACK OF PROGRESS. Where the frack are our flying cars, jetpacks, transporters, warp drive, colonies on Mars, and all that other crap we were supposed to have by the year 2000?

    Sheesh!

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