Electrode Implant Gives Mute Man a (Synthesized) Voice
Iddo Genuth writes with an excerpt from The Future of Things: "A surgical procedure performed by a team from Boston University, Massachusetts led by Professor Frank Guenther, has enabled a mute man to speak again. An electrode implanted in the patient's brain made it possible for the patient to produce vowels by thinking them, using a speech synthesizer. In the future, this breakthrough may help patients with similar injuries produce entire sentences, using signals from their brains."
Using your brain to talk ... just imagine what that would mean for Slashdot! Total upheaval.
If the geiger counter does not click, the coffee, she is not thick.
Eventually you might get to a direct brain-computer interface that healthy people (like me) will want to get installed.
How we know is more important than what we know.
Losing your voice would suck.
But having a synthesised voice on the other hand, is way cool.
You could go around quoting robotic things like "would-you-like-to-play-a-game-[?]", or configure yourself to sound like GLADDoS or that machine thing from robo cop.
Or Microsoft Sam.
Of all the disabilities this would be the most "Ohhh... well.. huh. Guess that's kind of cool".
I'm serious.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it -- I'm huge!
Damn she's got a nice pair of...
"Pig!" *SLAP*
if you have a fear of public speaking? I'm not a doctor, but what happens first, the thought of what you want to say or the fear of saying it in front of people? Along the same lines, what about thoughts becoming verbalized?
[...] made it possible for the patient to produce vowels by thinking them
I hope the guy isn't welsh...
In the future, this breakthrough may help patients with similar injuries produce entire sentences, using signals from their brains."
Or give rise to the Strogg. I, for one, welcome our new cybernetic overlords.
There's a very small jump from a working version of this to transmitting words from one brain to another, or at least an earpiece.
Put that in a grant application.
I'd imagine a number of places (DARPA for example) would certainly be interested in seeing how this research progressed.
Easier to sing those Peter Frampton songs...
Yessiree, Darth Vader is the voice I'M pickin!
Is it possible this technology could be applied in reverse? Using electrode implants to imprint the sound of a vowel in a persons mind?
Steven hawking should get one so he can talk faster
...the group "Daft Punk" announced today that they had hired on a lead singer. That and the weather at 10.
Keep away from script kiddies.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
BAUD.
Imagine being a one-throat Paul Hardcastle, being 25 instruments at once. That could almost be the Borq Queen, except the vocal cords could span space, time, and reach out to beings such as dogs.
If he goes hunting, he could "talk dog" while on the move. "Rrrrr... Cut 'em off to the left, Tigger!"
"RRRR-Roger That. Roof!"
But, Christmas carolling could be quite interesting if an ensemble of such-equipped singers got "jacked" into morphing the Little Drummer Boy to the Little Humpmer Boy "I want you to Hummmmp me til i cu cu cu cu. BEAT on my BUM... Pee on my Drumm..." Or, make "Oh, yah, weeee" emit.
It's reminding me of the 51 line bus in Alameda, where the androgynous voice (sounds almost like one of the Talosians) announces, "Ahprohching Fiifth and Brawdway"... Hell, that announcing voice ought to be on MUNI in San Fransideshow. It would tickle the tourists someting fierce.
Now, match that up with the Granny Gun/Palm Pistol:
http://gizmodo.com/5069173/palm-pistol-grandma-is-going-on-a-toodle-shootin-rampage
And the AARP will be in conniption fits, if the thing automatically calls Medic Alert with: "Help, I've mistaken my Palm Pistol for my insulin injector," or, with, "Help, this thing is really an enigmatic enema..."
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Just think you tell anyone Resistance is futile. (but your still not getting to Second Base)
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
The most profound use of such technology would surely be to give animals the chance to express themselves to us humans. At the moment we are limited to "talking" to only apes and parrots simply because they happen to be able to express themselves in a way that we humans can easily understand. Also, like the kid who starts to shine once they find the subject they're interested in, self expression could really give some animals an incentive to start acting more "human". Dogs and cats would obviously be amongst the first experiments. Personally, I want to hear what an octopus or dolphin has to say.
Three words. One incorrectly spelt, two with incorrect grammar. You have a 100% fail rate.
Vowels are worth nothing.
Consonants are worth $500.
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Spelt??
I hope you are trying to be funny.
"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything."
spelt
chiefly British past and past participle of SPELL
Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
Can mute people whisper?
https://www.eff.org/https-everywhere
When asked for comment, Gunther's patient responded simply, "AAAIIEIIEUUUOOOEEEEIIIAAAAEEEE!!!"
Am I the only one thinking about possible use in monkeys?
Cyberbrain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_Shell_Syndrome
Mute man sings chorus to "Old MacDonald" with cybernetic voice. Story at 11.