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Triple Helix — Designing a New Molecule of Life

Anti-Globalism sends in this quote from Scientific American about attempts to synthesize molecules that function as well or better than the natural building blocks of life: "A molecule that some researchers study in pursuit of this vision is peptide nucleic acid (PNA), which mimics the information-storing features of DNA and RNA but is built on a proteinlike backbone that is simpler and sturdier than their sugar-phosphate backbones. ... Many studies have demonstrated PNA's suitability for modifying gene expression, mostly in molecular test-tube experiments and in cell cultures. Studies in animals have begun, as has research on ways to transform PNA into drugs that can readily enter a person's cells from the bloodstream. ... Some scientists have suggested that PNAs or a very similar molecule may have formed the basis of an early kind of life at a time before proteins, DNA and RNA had evolved. Perhaps rather than creating novel life, artificial-life researchers will be re-creating our earliest ancestors."

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  1. Sounds like razors by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soon we will have the "quatro helix DNA" and then 5 helixes and so on.

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    1. Re:Sounds like razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That pretty much sums it up.

      Attempts to create novel "life forms" using this rather than DNA are not coming any time soon. We can't even make life forms de novo using the established DNA codons.

    2. Re:Sounds like razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I won't be satisfied until my DNA Quattro has a moisturizing strip.

    3. Re:Sounds like razors by sentientbeing · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of genetics in this country. The double helix was the DNA strand to own. Then the other guy came out with a 3 HELIX STRAND. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the DNA Turbo. That's three helixes and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened--the bastards went to four strands. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three DNA strands and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five helixes. Sure, we could go to four helixes next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3Super DNA Turbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!

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    4. Re:Sounds like razors by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      For the sexiest DNA splicing yet!

    5. Re:Sounds like razors by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Soon we will have the "quatro helix DNA" and then 5 helixes and so on.

      That's nothing- I heard AMD are doing their own research with 8 helixes!

    6. Re:Sounds like razors by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      I'd say that's because the easiest way to make RNA based life forms is to start with something simpler and work your way up - RNA does not an organism make, it needs an established cell to back it up.

      The article suggests that this may be something closer to the first self-replicating molecules to emerge from the primordial soup. In order to have DNA or proteins evolve, you need some sort of proto-DNA or proto-protein like this that is more complex, but a self-contained unit capable of autonomous replication given some sort of energy input.

    7. Re:Sounds like razors by somnolent49 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What part of this don't you understand? If two helixes are good, and three helixes are better, obviously five helixes would make us the best fucking dna that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the dna game by clinging to the two-helix industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five helixes is the biggest chance of all. Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don't tell me what to inventâ"I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more helixes in there. I don't care how. Make the helixes so thin they're invisible. Put some on the RNA. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth Helix in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!

    8. Re:Sounds like razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah my friend, but you neglected to mention the vibrating fusion strand!

    9. Re:Sounds like razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the onion from a few years back, plagiarist?

    10. Re:Sounds like razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if the outcome of the >2 helix DNA is anything close to Leeloo in the Fifth Element, I say GO FOR IT!

    11. Re:Sounds like razors by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I for one am going multicored, with 6 hypothreaded DNA/RNA/PNA/ZNA quad strands.

      That'll show 'em.

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    12. Re:Sounds like razors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, The Onion is hilarious!

      http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

    13. Re:Sounds like razors by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Please refrain from using this word again. Helix is a trademark of Shell oil.

  2. Er. by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If PNA functions "as well or better", then what exactly was the reason that RNA and DNA evolved in the first place?

    1. Re:Er. by Adambomb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't make the mistake of anthropomorphizing evolution. There is no committee that considers all possible solutions and states "This is the best one". Evolution is a case of what happens happens and what doesn't die out is what's left and so considered successful.

      It is entirely possible that there are much more efficient ways for life to exist or function, but are different than the way life happened to happen here on earth. Or it could be that life DID happen that way but the methodology was not optimal for the environment at the time so the DNA/RNA based forms outlived them.

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    2. Re:Er. by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 1

      Who anthropomorphised evolution? If PNA had existed earlier, then clearly it did not function "as well as or better than" RNA or DNA, and now it's gone. Did woolly mammoths function better than elephants? Did neanderthals function better than homo sapiens sapiens?

      I might be nitpicking the blurb, but whatever.

    3. Re:Er. by dfm3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Possibly because evolution requires a molecule that is not too stable.

      I'm just speculating here... the basis of evolution is random changes in DNA which result in a phenotype which may confer an advantage to one individual over another. If you have an absolutely error-proof system of DNA replication, you effectively limit evolution. But you don't want too many changes at one time, which would actually be detrimental. The ideal balance is somewhere in between... and it may be that a DNA double-helix with a sugar backbone is the ideal molecule for allowing just the right frequency of random changes for evolution to progress.

    4. Re:Er. by spud603 · · Score: 4, Informative
      There's nothing in evolutionary theory that says that natural selection results in 'progress'. Nothing that says that homo sapiens are more 'progressed' than neanderthals. Same goes for elephants vs woolly mammoths. This is one of the biggest and most frustrating misconceptions out there about evolution by natural selection. I think this is what GP was referring to when mentioning anthropomorphization -- don't apply human rationality to evolutionary processes.

      That said, I agree that it seems unlikely that such a fundamental shift as switching from PNA to DNA/RNA seems unlikely to have fluked itself into existence unless there's some tradeoff in, eg, efficiency of producing the molecules, or the difference is really pretty minor after all.

    5. Re:Er. by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      you did when you were wondering how PNA could have existed if it wasnt the "best".

      Do not forget that time frame is everything. just because PNA didnt survive does not mean that it was less efficient period full stop end of story. All it means is that it may have been less efficient for the pressures of that period in time

      We like to think of ourselves as "advanced" creatures. Think how well OUR genes would have done if we had arisen in say...the middle of an Ice age.

      No trees, no tools, no sticks, tiger food.

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    6. Re:Er. by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How is "evolutionary progress" not "progress"? This is the only measuring stick I've used. If PNA had indeed existed before DNA or RNA (as the article seems to suggest), and was snuffed out, then clearly it didn't function better than RNA/DNA when it came to surviving in a particular environment, or evolving. What is the "functionality" of an organism if not survival and procreation?

    7. Re:Er. by Adambomb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      in a particular environment, or evolving

      This is the exact point i'm trying to make that you seem to be missing. Survival in a particular environment does not mean a life form is best at surviving in any environment. If there was a long enough period where the stimuli and environmental pressures involved made RNA/DNA based life the most efficient, then there would be none of the alternative life forms remaining when the pressures change.

      Just because a species goes extinct does not mean that that species was not "fit for survival" at all. It simply means that the species was not fit for survival given the pressures and stimuli of the time they went extinct.

      The only measuring stick that matters to evolution is procreation, you're right about that. The part people forget is everything else that happens is just rolls of the dice with no specific desired outcome. If it helps the species survive the current pressures, the trait remains. If not, it either dies out or falls recessive within the species gene pool.

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    8. Re:Er. by xonar · · Score: 1

      It is entirely possible that there are much more efficient ways for life to exist or function, but are different than the way life happened to happen here on earth. Or it could be that life DID happen that way but the methodology was not optimal for the environment at the time so the DNA/RNA based forms outlived them.

      Or that it simply hasn't come to that point in our evolution. Why assume that the human genome is at its peak?

    9. Re:Er. by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 1

      So, to say that PNA functions "as well as or better than" DNA or RNA, full stop, end of story, is nonsense. Thanks. Exactly what I was driving at.

      Technically, our genes did arise during an ice age, which started 2.6 million years ago and is still ongoing. We survived the last glacial period perfectly fine, as well; plenty of species did not. In fact, I would say that homo sapiens sapiens is very well equipped to survive glacial periods, and to claim that there would be no sticks around is silly.

    10. Re:Er. by Adambomb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where did I assume that? What i'm saying is there IS no way to define a peak, since its variable dependant on the time frame and environmental pressures as to what is considered "optimal".

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    11. Re:Er. by spud603 · · Score: 1
      Right.
      But my point is that talking about the absolut 'functionality' of an organism isn't really productive or meaningful, at least not in terms of natural selection. Evolution by natural selection is a pretty good optimization technique in isolation, but an ecosystem is immensely complex, every element changing all the time (including not just climate, but every other species in proximity and even just incidentals of geography and configuration).

      Natural selection is like a hill-climbing algorithm on the choppy surface of the ocean. In most cases the climbing can't even keep up with the shifting environment. Ends up looking more like a random walk. Complexity may increase but trying to talk about some sort of objective 'functionality' or 'progress' just ends up being misleading.

    12. Re:Er. by wormBait · · Score: 1

      PNA may function "as well as or better than" DNA or RNA today. In fact, it may always have functioned better. It might have been that PNA never evolved in the first place or that the newly evolved PNA organisms got hit by an asteroid (or some other random event that had no relation to properties of the organism). On the other hand, it may not. But without significantly more evidence, any claim you make is extremely naive.

    13. Re:Er. by someone1234 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      PNA might function better than DNA/RNA, but its cost (resources, time to create) is higher and couldn't be afforded by the first organisms.

      By your logic humans who wouldn't survive a nuclear war are less efficient than roaches that would survive it.
      Just, roaches will never start a nuclear war in the first place.

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    14. Re:Er. by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Roaches are awesome, and may very well beat us at life. On the other hand, roaches will never get off this rock without hitch-hiking, whereas we might. The game isn't over yet.

    15. Re:Er. by cpricejones · · Score: 1

      if you are interested in the proposed evolutionary reasons for the evolution of RNA & DNA, I would recommend The RNA World, 3rd ed. -- you can find it on Amazon. It's a fantastic book that discusses the hypothesis that self-replicating molecules appeared that could perform functions and simultaneously serve as the information for the creation of new copies of themselves. One of the difficulties in this hypothesis is the problem that an ancient RNA would have in self replicating, and that is separating the new strand from the old strand. Others note that PNA would likely have an even worse time at this because PNA-PNA interactions are stronger than RNA-RNA interactions (which interestingly, are stronger than DNA-DNA). RNA has a greater ability to form complex secondary structures than DNA, so it would be interesting to see if PNA has an even greater ability than RNA to do so.

    16. Re:Er. by BytePusher · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "A synthetic molecule called peptide nucleic acid (PNA) combines the information-storage properties of DNA with the chemical stability of a proteinlike backbone."

      I see two possible reasons PNA was not selected.

      First, as others have said, it's stable. Evolution requires a bit of mutation to move forward. Out of a billion mistakes, maybe 1(or less) will cause an organism to be more 'fit.' So, you have a balancing act between errors and fitness, where too many errors reduce an organisms fitness and two few reduce it's adaptability.

      Second, the protien backbone is possibly biologically expensive. There are many who believe advances in human intellegence is linked very closely with the availability of massive amounts of protein provided by cooking our food. So, the availability and neccesity of protein could be limiting factors in evolution. So any process which provides the same function with significantly less biological cost, even if slightly inferior in other ways, may be selected.

    17. Re:Er. by goarilla · · Score: 1

      they do mentions it's sturdier maybe
      DNA's relative malabillity
      eg its vulnerablities to mutations caused by external situations
      was what made it that evolutionary and easier to work with

    18. Re:Er. by phosphorylate+this · · Score: 1

      For all intents and purposes evolution has done this. The DNA on your chromosomes are PACKED with proteins running all along the major groove of the DNA, just like in this "triple-helix".

      The difference here is that this version is simple and pure - a continuous protein helix intertwined within the DNA's double helix. In your own body the protein component consists of smaller parts that are highly dynamic, constantly jumping on and off.

    19. Re:Er. by phosphorylate+this · · Score: 1

      I disagree, we already have PNA - protein + DNA. The protein component is just more complex than a simple helix running parallel to the DNA, instead it functions to regulate the DNA.

      http://bioweb.wku.edu/courses/biol566/Images/NucleosomeF09-30A.JPG

    20. Re:Er. by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Assuming the protein = intelligence theory to be true, then wouldn't a child raised in a vegan household have a lower intelligence than a child who grew up on, say, a ranch, where red meat was the primary food source?

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    21. Re:Er. by mikiN · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which is better (from a selfish point of view)?

      If your goal is to get off this rock quick, why wait until you've evolved and amassed enough science and tech to go into space (tanking the economy in the process) when you can just hitch a ride?

      Earth-born bacteria that hitchhiked along with Mars rovers Spirit and Opportunity possibly are now living on Mars. We (humans) are not.

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    22. Re:Er. by tsa · · Score: 2, Funny

      So why not dump a whole lot of this newfangled triple helix stuff in the environment and wait a few billion years? Let's see who's the winner then! Will it be DNA or PNA? SMS your prediction to 999-HELIX and win a spaceship!

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    23. Re:Er. by Kagura · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it helps the species survive the current pressures, the trait remains.

      Oops! You mean, "If it doesn't hurt the species' survival under the current pressures, the trait remains."

    24. Re:Er. by CoderBob · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except there are plenty of vegan foods that contain protein.

      Here's the first google result for searching "vegan protein":

      http://www.vrg.org/nutrition/protein.htm

      Also, IANAV, but I did know that meat was not the only source of protein.

    25. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing in evolutionary theory that says that natural selection results in 'progress'. Nothing that says that homo sapiens are more 'progressed' than neanderthals.

      It annoys me when people anthropomorphize evolution, but you're the first one I've seen that erred in the other direction.

      There's nothing in evolutionary thing that says natural selection will improve anything, true. However, natural selection does most certainly, absolutely, assure that in a competing environment, the best adapted organism for that environment will be the one to survive. It doesn't assure the other one will go extinct, but the best one won't die out while the inferior one survives

      Now we go into how to define "best" and "inferior". It depends on the environment. In th ecase of homo sapiens and neanderthals, we were certainly "better" than them, because we made sure they're gone. In the case of an environment with a small amount of humans near predatory animals, unless we can build shelter and weapons fast enough before we're eaten, our intelligence doesn't make us "better" than the other animal's sheer strength. So we're food.

      Natural selection is always ensure that the best survives. It's just that sometimes what we think of as "best" isn't necessary what is actually best for survival in the given environment.

    26. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To protect us from Alien Reptiles (who have triple helix DNA) so that they can't impreg earthlings. now, sadly, its all too late.

    27. Re:Er. by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      which proves their superiority *bah da bum!*

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    28. Re:Er. by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      In other words, sometimes you just need some good luck, like with starting a business.

      Makes sense to me.

    29. Re:Er. by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      Wow. Its really been a long time since I've seen someone be so completely wrong on the internet. You really must be one of these scientiffic materialists that missed the boat.

      Its encoded right into the whole idea of natural selection that the "fittest survive". Or rather that when selection pressures act on a specific biological group, the members of that group which are most able to survive the selection pressure, continue on to reproduce. Of course the trick is that a good set of DNA gets better and better at dealing with more diverse selection pressure events, and therefor become more robust. In the end this means that DNA gets better and better at dealing with life. This is definately progroess. The higher quality adaptiveness that exists within that line of DNA clearly makes it better. I don't think citing three mammals that existed in the last 50,000 years is a great way to look at the real and actual progress of life that has happened since the beginning.

      And as a side note, I think that being able to adapt to the point where you can lift yourself and your kind off of the planet and into another part of the universe, is a really great way of avoiding local calamity. And therefore it obviously is a progress and an evolutionairy one. If we don't kill ourselves, and actually do end up succesfully colonizing outside our solar system, then I think we have a good case for progress.

    30. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I completely agree that evolution doesn't mean 'progress' or things getting 'better'. Nevertheless, there unarguably has been a trend in the direction of more COMPLEX life forms over the entire period of evolution of life on earth. Not saying that More Complex means Better. However, More Complex generally suggests More Sophisticated, which, in the popular imagination at least, is perceived as 'better'.

    31. Re:Er. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The part people forget is everything else that happens is just rolls of the dice with no specific desired outcome.

      I think that people tend to "forget" that part of the theory because looking at the progress of animal life, it's rather difficult to fully believe.

    32. Re:Er. by Golddess · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not quite true. It could be that it doesn't hurt it, but doesn't help it either, in which case there are no pressures for or against that trait, so it may or may not remain.

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    33. Re:Er. by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Even better, thanks. Mods should spread the karma around to parent, too :)

    34. Re:Er. by k.ovaska · · Score: 1

      Possibly because evolution requires a molecule that is not too stable.

      If DNA was too stable for evolution, presumably the cell could produce proteins that randomly mutate the genetic material, simulating the conditions that currently cause DNA mutations. In other words, an error rate too low can easily be fixed, while an error rate too high is more problematic. Some known DNA-changing processes are encoded by the genome. For example, the crossing over of DNA between homologous chromosomes in meiosis is catalyzed by proteins. Crossing over creates genetic variability and speeds up evolution.

    35. Re:Er. by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      Evolution often has a desired outcome, that's why convergent evolution sometimes occurs. Some evolutionary solutions have sufficient pull that evolution is directed towards them. Take camera eyes for example. Evolution has produced then independantly many times.

    36. Re:Er. by dreamsofcaffeine · · Score: 1

      Little thumb called - it wants to remind you that traits which are neither advantageous nor disadvantageous for reproduction (and thus fitness in the current environment) remain.

    37. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      PNA might function better than DNA/RNA, but its cost (resources, time to create) is higher and couldn't be afforded by the first organisms.

      By your logic humans who wouldn't survive a nuclear war are less efficient than roaches that would survive it.
      Just, roaches will never start a nuclear war in the first place.

      Ah, so they are better in both ways.

    38. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, No. This is nothing like a protein. A PNA is a nucleic acid with peptide bonds linking N-(2-aminoethyl)-glycine units. A protein is made of amino acids linked by peptide bonds.

      hn

    39. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PNA (peptide nucleic acids) are most certainly NOT nucleic acids chains with some protein bound to it.

      A PNA is nucleic acid bases (the purines/pyrimidines in the first image) linked together by an amidate backbone, similar (nut not identical) to the one that links amino acids in a protein.

      If you want to see the structure of a DNA/PNA duplex, look here. Pay close attention to the structure of the backbones in the two strands. There is no protein in a PNA.

      hn

    40. Re:Er. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PNA might function better than DNA/RNA, but its cost (resources, time to create) is higher and couldn't be afforded by the first organisms.

      By your logic humans who wouldn't survive a nuclear war are less efficient than roaches that would survive it.
      Just, roaches will never start a nuclear war in the first place.

      That just depends on roaches ever becoming as knowledgeable as we are in the sciences of atoms.

      I didn't use "as intelligent" but instead I used "as knowledgeable", indeed. That's on purpose.

    41. Re:Er. by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Not if the child were properly nutritioned. Quinoa, a plant whose seeds are popular among the vegan crowd, is about 12% protein by calories. The FDA's recommended intake of protein is 10%. This makes quinoa higher than recommended.

      Soy is another food with a high protein concentration. If you produce soy isolate, you get something that is about 70% protein, 20% carbs, and 10% fat/ash/water/etc. You can even get it up to 90%. And soy provides all the essential amino acids, too.

      IANAV nor V (I eat poultry every day and red meat occasionally), but I do know many.

    42. Re:Er. by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

      > don't apply human rationality to evolutionary processes

      Mwaha, thanks to the theory of manifolds we can declare human thought to be a space and form the conclusions we make to be invariant of said space. Thusly [sic] we can anthropomorphize anything and make valid conclusions based on the difference.

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    43. Re:Er. by spud603 · · Score: 1

      Right, but natural selection only 'improves' on an extremely local level. Plop a bunch of humans from today next to a neanderthal community in their time and place, and you can bet the humans wouldn't last long.
      All the species on earth are consistently co-evolving (in genetic and/or cultural dimensions) in such a way that comparing modern homo sapien to neanderthal in terms of 'better' or 'progress' or 'improvement' does lose its meaning. I think it's pretty safe to say that complexity of organisms tends to increase, but even saying that loosely-defined 'fitness' (ability to sustainably reproduce) always increases is a somewhat meaningless statement, at least when you take it out of the evolutionary very-near-term.
      I would agree that in a somehow 'fixed' environment with a single species, some form of optimization happens (there are some nice computer algorithms that rely on it). But in actual evolutionary history issues of environmental context, epigenetics and co-evolution kill the notions of optimum or progress.

    44. Re:Er. by antirelic · · Score: 1

      Evolution isnt a thinking thing capable of measuring... anything. Its a process that just happens. "It" doesnt care if a species succeeds or fails.... and lots of different species have failed horribly. If evolution was really some sort of progressive force, than less species would die out, as it goes right now, many more species have failed than succeeded.

      And terms such as "better" doesnt really do much good. Cockroaches will probably outlive humans. Are they "better" or more "evolved" than human beings? These are subjective measurements, that only matter for academic debate. As far as nature cares, it doesnt care. It doesnt differentiate because nature isnt a thinking thing keeping score. Live, die... oh wells. The sun is going to go super nova anyway, eventually, and all the contests and contestants will be null and void.

      Hows that for your daily dosage of existentialism?

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  3. X-Files done that already by Khorniszon · · Score: 0

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  4. Good by damnfuct · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't care if people build bio-"machines" out of components that are similar to ours. My objection, though, is if they *DO* use the same components as what we are made of. We have no idea how these "parts" would interact with our own physiology, so best that we aim for systems that use as little as possible from our own systems. Using something that is similar but is based in a different manner is good!

    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah sugar-phosphate is just too scary. Lets create life based on stuff we aren't made of like lead and mercury.

    2. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're dumb.

  5. Triple helix... finally by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    This will be how science finally gets us to 6-asses. I am pre-ordering my 6-assed monkey right now.

    But will this really be an improvement? I don't even want to think about how many razor blades will be needed to shave all those asses. They'll probably have to come out with a 12-bladed disposable razor or something...

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    1. Re:Triple helix... finally by w3n-a · · Score: 1

      Yes i'm stupid, i'm stupid, i'm stupid. You're the man, You're the man, You're the man.

    2. Re:Triple helix... finally by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      They'll probably have to come out with a 12-bladed disposable razor or something...

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  6. Binding Affinity by Cinnamon+Whirl · · Score: 5, Informative

    Several years ago, I worked as a chemist for a small biochemical company in the UK, making modified olignucleotides and PNA.
    IIRC, PNA had one outstanding feature: It binds to a complementary DNA strand much stronger than DNA itself (due in part to the lack of repulsion in the protein backbone. DNA's phosphate backbone is negatively charged).
    Sadly, this means that two stands of PNA will bind extremely strongly to each other, and the forces required to unpair (part of the replication process) them would require different, "stronger" enzymes - so no chance of cell division, and no chance of life. (Still sounds cool though!)

    1. Re:Binding Affinity by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have much of a biology background but what you say makes sense. If the chemical bonds are stronger in PNA then you have to have other higher energy state free radicals floating about to break them apart which would likely be ractive with other chemical structures in cells that are not reactive chemically with the enzymes that unzip DNA. You might have a more stable "code of life" with PNA but It might not lend itself to the complexities of a eukarotic cell.

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    2. Re:Binding Affinity by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I am not a bio-engineer and I'm only partially good at skydiving analogies, but I had wondered how plans for using bio-computers would function. I get how they have been using cells with inputs to control things experimentally, but if you want to use biology based memory storage there must be some way to control what is being stored. Again, might be talking out of an orifice, but wouldn't something like this lead to methods of storing bits?

      Even if you could only store 256Kb per cell, that's still a lot of information in the space of a pencil point. Not sure how it would all work, but it is definitely interesting.

    3. Re:Binding Affinity by spud603 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Out of curiosity, does that make PNA kind of dangerous in quantity for all of us DNA-based lifeforms?
      That is, do DNA-based cells exposed to PNA stop being able to reproduce themselves? (DNA unzips, PNA wiggles in and binds, everything shuts down)

    4. Re:Binding Affinity by wormBait · · Score: 4, Informative

      Chances are that the PNA would only bind if there was a match in sequence (just like DNA only binds to complementary sequence). However, if it did bind, it would probably get stuck there and thus be effectively toxic. Nevertheless, large molecules like PNAs would be very difficult to get into a cell and would most likely be less toxic than a myriad of other well-known DNA-binders that are very toxic (eg, ethidium bromide).

    5. Re:Binding Affinity by xZgf6xHx2uhoAj9D · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with storing in DNA (or other biological molecules) is that none of your memory is addressable. There are tricks you can use (e.g., enzymes) that will help you fish out DNA strands of a particular length, or containing a particular sequence as a subword, etc. Essentially the data itself would have to carry some address information in it (i.e., it would have to know how to be found).

    6. Re:Binding Affinity by BrentH · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an excellent recipe for a deadly artificial disease btw.

    7. Re:Binding Affinity by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't this how all data sent across the internet works? We would just have to store the data in memory the way that we send data across the internet. In packets with self identifying markers.

    8. Re:Binding Affinity by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Or Adam.

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    9. Re:Binding Affinity by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      I think it would be better for making immortal beings. Except they can't heal themselves.

      See: a life-based computer that is like a brain.

    10. Re:Binding Affinity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our PNA.. oh, wait..

    11. Re:Binding Affinity by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Queue prediction of Google moving into biotech.

      I just hope that Bio-Google won't turn into grey goo-gle.

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    12. Re:Binding Affinity by mikiN · · Score: 1

      http://www.biogoogle.com/search?q=life+the+universe+and+everything

      Results 1-10 of 1.7E39 strands of PNA (1.41912E17 seconds)

      Tip: Search BioGoogle in Vogonic

      42 ...

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    13. Re:Binding Affinity by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Currently, BioGoogle reports:

      There was a problem loading this page. Please try again later.

      java.rmi.ServerException: RemoteException occurred in server thread; nested exception is: java.rmi.RemoteException: Connection refused. Check that the hostname and port are correct and that the postmaster is accepting TCP/IP connections.

      Translation: We Apologize For The Inconvenience.

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    14. Re:Binding Affinity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. For that to be the case the PNA would have to be targeted to an essential region of the genome and be very abundant in the cell. It's also quite a challenge to package PNA the right way to get it into human cells, and that gets harder the more or longer PNA there is.

    15. Re:Binding Affinity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How on Earth did you get radicals (unpaired electrons) into a binding affinity discussion? Besides, it's not the chemical bonds of a PNA:PNA duplex that are stronger (they still use Watson-Crick type hydrogen bonds to link the two strands). It's the stability of the complex that is higher than in a comparable DNA:DNA duplex. The rest of your statement is more or less correct (extra stability makes it difficult for other uses in the cell), but you got there by sheer accident.

      hn

    16. Re:Binding Affinity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory, yes, at high enough concentrations. In practice, no.

      From TFA:

      Despite the great stability of PNAs, they do not remain in an animal for long, being quickly excreted in urine thanks to their hydrophilicity. For instance, half of the PNA in a mouse is gone in less than half an hour.

      Cells treated with PNAs are able to keep reproducing. In fact, the work with PNAs is used to induce DNA repair by using a co-transfected donor DNA strand that carries the corrected DNA sequence. A small portion of the transfected cells will correct to the new sequence and as they replicate they can be selected for.

      hn

    17. Re:Binding Affinity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what you are saying is, you could fill a room with pna which directly complimented one persons DNA, and only one person would die?

  7. PNA Too stable? by crow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Perhaps PNA is too stable, so that life forms based on it couldn't evolve through mutations quickly enough to adapt to changes.

    1. Re:PNA Too stable? by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 5, Insightful

      An excellent point; possibly the same reason why we're stuck with bodies which break down far too quickly -- an immortal organism simply wouldn't evolve.

    2. Re:PNA Too stable? by spud603 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, good point. The immortal 'species' are still stuck in the self-reproducing-chemical-chains-in-a-pool-of-hot-mud phase...

    3. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmm.... Hot mud... mmmm....

    4. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Who wants to live forever?"

    5. Re:PNA Too stable? by JDevers · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't just mutation but also crossover events and other more common ways to "mix and match" genetics, a more stable backbone would decrease the chance of that happening.

    6. Re:PNA Too stable? by Omestes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Freddy Mercury?

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    7. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an interesting notion, but not what they're referring to here... They're talking about stability of the double helix, and the difficulty of unwinding it to do replication, not reproductive stability, e.g. how likely one base is to mutate to another two generations down the line. The former just means that something needs to be hotter or have better enzymes to be replicated, the latter would mean what you're talking about.

    8. Re:PNA Too stable? by matt4077 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unlikely... Given the hoops the cell jumps through to keep DNA somewhat stable, it would have to be quite a few orders of magnitude more stable to be below the current rate of mutations that survive the different repair mechanisms.

    9. Re:PNA Too stable? by Jorophose · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nwabudike Morgan?

      (but even 500 years would be nice)

    10. Re:PNA Too stable? by jackchance · · Score: 1
      I agree with your insight. Too much stability in DNA could be disadvantageous. In fact, it is well known that bacteria increase their rate of mutation when they are stressed (due to toxins or lack of food) in a desperate attempt to 'find a solution'.

      Perhaps in the post-apocalyptic radioactive earth, when the rate of mutation will skyrocket, PNA, or another stable genetic molecule, will emerge as the dominant genetic molecule.

      Of course, it would first emerge in bacteria, but perhaps over millions of years complex life based on PNA could come to rule over earth and tell stories about the old days when the strange 'humans' ruled the earth. And the religious PNAers will say that the earth is a few thousand years old and that god put human bones in the earth to test their faith

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    11. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, evolution is tied to reproduction. If you're immortal, but you have lots of offspring who spread out (so they don't compete for resources with the immortal parents), and mutations happen at mitosis, you could have an immortal, evolving species. Of course, at some point this would probably lead to wars since you can't expand infinitely and there's no other competitive pressure.

    12. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I ever wanted my DNA in a Raid-1 configuration, I want to convert my DNA to PNA? Are the required PNA controller molecules on sale?

      Also, Would PNA limit my choices in a mate?...

      Oh wait, I'm reading /. I'll never procreate...

      But jokes aside, if I convert my DNA to PNA, Would that be like a form of birth control until my spouse converts her DNA?

    13. Re:PNA Too stable? by pseudopawn · · Score: 2, Funny

      So lets just put the DNA source code into the PNA compiler. I'm more concerned about living forever than the future evolution of the species.

    14. Re:PNA Too stable? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      > If you're immortal, but you have lots of offspring who spread out (so they don't compete for resources with the immortal parents), and mutations happen at mitosis, you could have an immortal, evolving species.

      Not really. We humans also have mutations at mitosis. Mutations in your body: most of the time nothing bad happens, sometimes the cell dies, sometimes cancer happens, and only very rarely do you grow an extra organ that makes beer come out of your nipples.

    15. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PNAs are more stable than DNA/RNA in the cellular environment for 2 reasons:

      1) the amidate backbone is chemically stabler than a phosphodiester backbone,
      2) there are no enzymes that cleave the PNA backbone.

      For chromosomal crossover events, the activity of the enzymes (nucleases, recombinases, topoisomerases) is what's key. There are enzymes that cleave peptide backbones (proteases), but they work on amino acids, not nucleic acids, so they won't cleave PNAs. However, because the chemistry is possible, enzymes that modify the backbone of PNAs are theoretically possible.

    16. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... so if we could reproduce the organisms we have now, using a PNA genetic matrix, we'd have Genetically Engineered organism that couldn't mutate easily, couldn't interbreed with native creatures and change the environment - and couldn't have a "prior existence" patent argument - sounds like android technology to me.

    17. Re:PNA Too stable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hydra are immortal. They have no nervous system to speak of. But they live in freshwater pools, not hot mud pools...

  8. Evolving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a neat way of evolving. And some of you thought we were finished.

  9. Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by fortapocalypse · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the beginning of The Fifth Element, Leeloo was created from triple-helix-structured nucleic acids. So does this mean the scientists are just trying to create a punk-haired girl? Typical.

    1. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They are trying to solve genetic problems by going up on dimension. Typical of Mathematicians.

    2. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the system wasn't without its flaws.

      For example, that chick had no tits. They could have at least engineered her some bigger titties. Even Asian chicks have bigger titties than Fifth-element Leeloo girl did.

    3. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by game+kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They want to make a redheaded punk-haired girl, so it's a noble cause. ;)

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    4. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by jackchance · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they make woman that look like Milla Jovovich, I'm all for it.

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    5. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think hers were more like 6 helixes

    6. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      God bless science.

    7. Re:Wasn't this part of a movie plot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want to make a redheaded punk-haired girl, so it's a noble cause. ;)

      INSIGHTFUL!?!

  10. Does It Self Correct by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    As all science-accepting persons knew, when you accept Evolution by Natural Selection as the means of development of intelligent life, it up until now has required some faith because of the impression of 500,000 monkeys pounding away on typewriters, writing:

    "To be or not to be, that is the ka;lija;kja"

    As believers in the accumulation of complexity, we knew we were missing something. Recently, that missing piece became apparent in a behavior of certain cancers that would attack a human and then, almost miraculously, work themselves out and end the mutation while healthy tissue grew around it. A self-healing tumor, nearly.

    In my view, that innate ability to auto-correct destructive mutations is a critical and fundamental requirement for the accumulation of beneficial mutations as must have occurred for intelligent life to exist on earth--excluding Hoboken, of course.

    1. Re:Does It Self Correct by Locklin · · Score: 1

      Take a biology course. There are plenty of "auto-correcting" mechanisms for repairing damaged DNA. They, however, have almost nothing to do with the kind of mutations that provide the genetic diversity necessary for natural selection to work. Those kind of mutations generally occur during recombination (i.e., sex). Cancer occurs when somatic cells (i.e., not sperm or eggs) are damaged and does not (*usually) effect the next generation. *other than by killing people before reproduction.

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  11. rifers trilogy? by hitmark · · Score: 1

    kinda reminds me of the writings from this guy:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_watts

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  12. Threshold protocol activated by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    nt

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    1. Re:Threshold protocol activated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I at least, got your joke.

    2. Re:Threshold protocol activated by terryjamesduffy · · Score: 1

      Never ascribe to malice or paranoia what can easily be explained by incompetence.

  13. Re:Sounds like CPU cores by andrikos · · Score: 1

    First we had dual core, then some went for three and now the quad-core is the norm.

  14. Also by MoellerPlesset2 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There's no such thing as a universal 'better'. What's better has all to do with circumstances, environment - It's the driving force of evolution.
    So what's 'better' about PNR? Well, what immediately springs to mind is that it'd be similar to amino acids. And for life, amino acids and proteins are necessary. PNR could be considered 'more primitive' in the sense that it'd be more minimal - it could reuse a lot of the chemical pathways that would need to exist for amino acids.

    What's 'worse' about it? I don't know. One likely reason that comes to mind is that it may not be stable enough for long chains, and hence, more complex life. That's the case for RNA. And the RNA-to-DNA transition in nature wasn't an easy one for sure: It's an very energy-demanding reaction that requires radical-formation. (in fact, chemists didn't even think radical reactions occured in biological systems until a decade or two ago)

    1. Re:Also by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      was not optimal for the environment at the time

      Into account, that is already taken

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    2. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd sound a lot smarter if you actually used the term PNA instead of the made up term PNR.

      And actually, the 'problem' with PNAs is that they're more stable than phosphodiester linked nucleic acids (RNA or DNA), especially against biological activity (ie there are no enzymes that degrade PNAs because they don't exist in nature).

  15. But was it ever there? by pentalive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The big if in your statement is "If PND had existed" perhaps it never expressed in any species and so was never around to compete.

    1. Re:But was it ever there? by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 1

      From the article (in fact, it's right there in the summary):

      Some scientists have suggested that PNAs or a very similar molecule may have formed the basis of an early kind of life at a time before proteins, DNA and RNA had evolved. Perhaps rather than creating novel life, artificial-life researchers will be re-creating our earliest ancestors.

    2. Re:But was it ever there? by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can conceive of a situation where such a molecule might actually be selected against. If the molecule were "too" stable and inhibited molecular evolution, it's quite possible that early life with essentially a "broken" system like RNA, which made events like transcription errors and insertions more likely, then it's quite possible that RNA could have won out over the technically "better" molecule simply out-evolving it.

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    3. Re:But was it ever there? by RSKennan · · Score: 1

      Mod parent insightful...

    4. Re:But was it ever there? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This could happen right now -- the AIDS virus has crappy reproductive fidelity. Reverse transcriptase does a lousy job of transcribing RNA to DNA so the offspring have lots of mistakes. It has a very much higher rate of mutation, as a result, than DNA transcription enzymes. So what you see is that DNA-based lifeforms evolve very slowly, and AIDS evolves very rapidly. If it managed to kill off all us humans you could (if you weren't dead) make the case that RNA is "better than" DNA because we all died.

      There's a balance point for information stored genetically. If you store a lot of information, you can handle more situations, but reproduce more slowly because your cells take longer to divide. If you pare down your genetics to the bare minimum you are very specialized and do extremely well in precisely one environment, and get outcompeted in any other. Likewise, if you have high-fidelity genetic reproduction, a group of animals with that ancestry will continue to do very well in a fixed environment, but if the environment is changing a lot, lower-fidelity genetic reproduction allows for faster adaption at the cost of individual success, because the vast majority of mutations will be detrimental or deadly to the individuals. But as a group, they'll do better. That's what the AIDS virus does: as a group, they evade our immune system, even though individually they die in large numbers.

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    5. Re:But was it ever there? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      If it managed to kill off all us humans you could (if you weren't dead) make the case that RNA is "better than" DNA because we all died.

      A virus that kills the host is a poor virus. The ideal is to multiply and spread. A dead body can't make new virus particles, and it can't move around and spread the virus.

    6. Re:But was it ever there? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Depends on the virus. There's some interesting research done on this. If the host is the target system for the virus (as in the AIDS virus) it wants the host to live as long as possible, with as little incapacitation as possible, to spread as widely as possible. This is also the route seen with colds and influenza. If the host is just a stepping stone along the viral pathway, it doesn't care, and sometimes will even benefit from the host being as sick as possible for as long as possible, as seen in eg yellow fever, where having the person near death is an advantage because the person isn't moving or able to fend off mosquitos, which are what the virus actually wants.
      There are some infections, like cholera (which isn't a virus, directly, but the mode of infection follows similar pathways) where different areas have different routes of transmission, and in areas where the route of transmission is human-to-human dependent, cholera gets milder over time, but in the areas where it isn't, cholera gets more deadly over time because all it is trying to do is maximize its output, at the cost of its host.

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  16. Way better than fast food? by thedarkone64 · · Score: 1, Funny

    proteinlike backbone

    So they're using Wendy's Hamburgers for this? Sounds delicious

  17. Counterargument by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    This is a neat way of evolving. And some of you thought we were finished.

    Have you watched any "reality TV?"

    Cheers,
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  18. what could possible go wrong by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This deserves a "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag. They will end up developing some horrible new superbug that will kill us all or create some other horrible disease, or mess something up. When dealing with these sorts of things there are unintended consequences and the results can be disasterous. Manipulating genetics is far too dangerous in my opinion, especially since organisms self reproduce. We could end up contaminating our food supply or unleashing mutants that invade the world. It has already been shown that some genetically altered organisms cause kidney and liver damage and cancer, since these genes can escape into the environment reversing this damage can be nearly impossible. It has been shown that genetic engineering leads to totally unexpected, and often deadly results yeilding toxic foods and highly deformed organisms. This is due to the sheer complexity of the genetic system that we will never be able to understand, and that humans have evolved and developed to be able to process and utililize certain naturally occuring chemicals proteins, genetic engineering creates proteins which have never been consumed before and are well outside the normal limits of what would be produced by natural conception processes, as the food we have eaten for millions of years has been so, it is not surprising that these artificial synthetic foods are causing problems in peoples bodies. We are best staying with what our bodies are naturally adapted to handle over millions of years of evolution and away from risky frankenstienian experiments, and messing with or altering living things. Technology is great in your ipod, but i dont want it on my plate.

    1. Re:what could possible go wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manipulating genetics is far too dangerous in my opinion, especially since organisms self reproduce. We could end up contaminating our food supply or unleashing mutants that invade the world.

      I think that you're failing to see the difference between R&D in a lab and massive implementation to make a bunch of money without knowing what the adverse effects could be. I'll all for increasing human knowledge and investigating how everything works, experimenting and whatnot but am fully against companies like Monsanto.

    2. Re:what could possible go wrong by TOGSolid · · Score: 1

      Either that, or we end up with the beginnings of the X-Men.

    3. Re:what could possible go wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation: Eravnrekaree doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.

      "Manipulating genetics is far too dangerous in my opinion, especially since organisms self reproduce."

      PNAs can't reproduce because there are no PNA polymerases like there are DNA or RNA polymerases. The synthesis of PNAs is currently very expensive (about 100x more expensive than a comparable DNA oligomer). Creating an enzyme that would 1) link PNA monomers into an oligomer, and 2) do this based on a existing template is simply not going to happen for several million years unless de novo computational modeling of function based protein structure improves by several orders of magnitude.

      hn

  19. Fixation by gilleain · · Score: 1

    Even if it was just as good as DNA at some point, evolution is a historical science. An arbitrary 'choice' made in the past can steer the future of a system away from what would be a more fit state.
    The choice between left- and right- handed amino acids was one such decision that was fixed by the system freezing into using one handedness over the other.
    A slight difference in the proportion of DNA:PNA could have been amplified by feedback until only one survived.

  20. They're waiting for you gordon ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or unleashing mutants that invade the world

    ..... in the test chamber

  21. Good for engineered organisms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if your speculation held true, then the same traits bad for evolution would be ideal for engineered organisms. I would imagine you would not want your engineered organisms to evolve to do something you hadn't intended.

  22. 5th Element? by joshuao3 · · Score: 1

    How many helices are needed until we've created the 5th Element? :-) Sci-fi is so far ahead of actual science, it's almost scary.

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  23. Species 8472 called by jack2000 · · Score: 1

    Species 8472 called, they want their triple helix formations back. The borg weren't available for comment.

    1. Re:Species 8472 called by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new fluidic space-dwelling overlords!

  24. Another successful example of intelligent design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note to the Darwinian zealots - these molecules are being designed.

  25. Poor choice of naming by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    Calling this "Triple Helix DNA" is a poor choice, considering that there already is something called Triple Helix DNA (or triple-stranded DNA), consisting of three nucleic acid base pair strands. DNA can also form Four-stranded structures as well.

  26. Don't worry ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... I'm sure anything developed will be designed with only a four-year life span - for safety.

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  27. Can't see the forest for the trees by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    DNA's greatest advantage is its LACK of stability, which allows it to mutate and create all the diversity we have on the planet now. OK engineering a more stable form of genetic material may be cool, but that wouldn't necessarily make it a better/more successful life form. In fact, quite the opposite.

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  28. Great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just, roaches will never start a nuclear war in the first place.

    There, you jinxed it.

  29. as always by superwiz · · Score: 1

    I feel the need (on which I'll currently act) to point out that "whatcouldpossiblygowrong"=definitionofFUD.

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  30. war,... war never changes... ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... seems like we're good on our way to our favorite universe ... they'll just add the fourth helix, make a virus that will "strenghten" our genome to make us mutation-proof and, lo and behold, we have FEV :]...

    go Fallout!

  31. Thanks for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sitting here at my desk with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
    Bah, now the rest of my day will be wasted away from trying to catch up on what The Onion has put out over the past year or two since I last visited them. :D

  32. Quantum Information by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

    In the quantum realm the double helix is fundamental. All information is shaped by the fabric of space-time into a double helix. The inner core is the best part of the double helix. There is no better way to store quantum information than in the shape of a double helix. The triple helix is redundant. .