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Russian Hopes To Cash In On Emoticons

Posted by timothy on from the but-cyrillic-is-full-of-emoticons dept.

drewmoney writes "According to a BBC article, Entrepreneur Oleg Teterin said the trademark for the ';-)' emoticon was granted to him by Russia's federal patent agency. 'Legal use will be possible after buying an annual licence from us,' he was quoted by the newspaper Kommersant as saying. 'It won't cost that much — tens of thousands of dollars,' added the businessman, who is president of Superfone, a company that sells advertising on mobile phones. The president of Russian social networking site odnoklassniki.ru, Nikita Sherman said: 'You're not likely to find any retards in Russia who'll pay Superfone for the use of emoticons.'" Teterin may have gotten the idea by catching up on some old news about Despair, Inc., which in May 2000 was awarded a US trademark on the "frowny" emoticon (Slashdot story).

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  1. Provocation by MadDogX · · Score: 5, Funny

    :-) ... Am I doin it rite?

  2. Patent Office == Zoo filled with Idiots? by theaveng · · Score: 4, Informative

    What lame-brain dummy would think that either :-( or ;-) are trademarkable symbols??? They both originated circa 1980 and therefore are public domain.

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    1. Re:Patent Office == Zoo filled with Idiots? by Sebilrazen · · Score: 4, Funny
      There's a popular meme around here that applies, I just can't figure out which one:
      • Does it run linux?
      • I, for one, welcome our new ? overlords.
      • In Soviet Russia, ? you!
      • ?????
      • Profit.
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    2. Re:Patent Office == Zoo filled with Idiots? by JJJK · · Score: 5, Funny

      you forgot "you insensitive clod", you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Patent Office == Zoo filled with Idiots? by Grimbleton · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be new here.

  3. Re:Fine with me by Andr+T. · · Score: 5, Funny
    RTFA. You're doomed.

    He also said since other similar emoticons - :-) or ;) or :) - resemble the one he has trademarked, use of those symbols could also fall under his ownership.

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  4. Imagine the scene by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Judge: Oleg Teterin?
    Oleg Teterin: Yes? :-)
    Judge: We have ruled that you don't have a patent on the emoticon
    Oleg Teterin: Oh :-(
    Everyone else: lol! :-P

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  5. Its a PR Stunt, not about trademark by MindKata · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "What lame-brain dummy would think that either :-( or ;-) are trademarkable symbols"

    The kind of person who would think of trademarking these symbols, would be a businessman who wanted to use this cheap stunt, to get a lot of publicity for his business. Its not about the trademark. Its a stunt, to generate free publicity for his business.

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    1. Re:Its a PR Stunt, not about trademark by EdZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you sure you're, using commas correctly?

    2. Re:Its a PR Stunt, not about trademark by ideonode · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're not commas but apostrophes that fell of the "it's" and wandered upstream like salmon.

    3. Re:Its a PR Stunt, not about trademark by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tack "Captain's log, stardate 1234, " onto the front of his post and it flows much more naturally.

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  6. This trademark is already invalidated by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Informative

    Rospatent has already invalidated this trademark because it's a generic image and doesn't offer Superfone any brand recognition.

  7. Patent THIS: by AndGodSed · · Score: 5, Funny

    :-*

    my

    (_|_)

    >:-(

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  8. Patent by loonycyborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    You keep using that "patent" word. I don't think that it means what you think it means.

  9. In soviet russia C-: own you by Tei · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two counterfeigted version:
    C-:
    (-:

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  10. Other Patent by Andr+T. · · Score: 4, Funny

    It seems he patented Times New Roman size 12pt too!

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  11. There's No Such Agency... by MRe_nl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anymore anyway.
    The name of the largest of the Russian successors to the KGB is the FSB, est. 1991.
    AKA the Federal Smiley Bureau ; ).

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  12. Re:Fine with me by suggsjc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had a couple of mod points, but I honestly couldn't decide between funny and insightful. Either way, I'm going to start using this one: =[:~;X(---[

    I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I think there is a top hat and a bowtie in there somehow.

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  13. Prisons happier places... by AmigaHeretic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am I the ONLY one that see this as a "good" thing?

    I mean, if you ban emoticons then only crminals will have emoticons.

    Think how much cherrier prisons would be!! :-)


    hmmm... or more dangerous...

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  14. Re:Fine with me by SharpFang · · Score: 5, Funny

    You asshole, I ran this as a Perl program and it erased my hard drive.

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