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  1. Plot? on Will Smith In For Independence Day 2 & 3 · · Score: 0

    I would really like to know what the sequels will be about. I mean, at the end of the first one the "entire civilization" of evil aliens was defeated and the planet was littered with dozens of crashed city killer ships. Oh wait, I can see it now: "Independence Day 2: The Great Spring Cleaning" That shit's gonna take a while to clear up, I tell you. Maybe they should bring in WALL-E and his pals.

  2. Re:Doesn't space travel need masturbation rooms? on ISS To Get Man Cave · · Score: 0

    Also, then they could call him R2D2!

    I believe a more appropriate name would be R2-36D. Ha! Beat you to the fail!

  3. Re:Pro / cons on House Passes Massive Medical Insurance Bill, 219-212 · · Score: 0

    Republicans are opposed because it's socialism. The same kind of socialism that drove the economies of North Korea and Soviet Russia into the ground.

    This will not end well.

    Yeah. Just like when the National Health Service was created in the UK over 60 years ago. If only someone had stopped it, the UK wouldn't have devolved into one of those horrible socialist tyrannies, stricken with poverty and... oh, wait...

  4. Re:No. It Is Far Too Pervasive. on Can You Fight DRM With Patience? · · Score: 0

    And when they do "embrace" something, "extend" and "extinguish" are sure to follow...

  5. Re:Terminology on Suspect Freed After Exposing Cop's Facebook Status · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, because the expression "I'm ANAL" doesn't make much sense, except to tell us that you are extremely anal. ... Are you?

  6. "Google is being... upfront about its intentions" on Google To Monitor Surfing Habits For Ad-Serving · · Score: 1, Funny

    But of course they are! Just like any good villain, they are telling us all about their evil plans right before they feed us to the sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads. If you ask me, this is absolute proof of Googles pure und utter fiendishness. We're doomed!

  7. Re:Censorship on Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed · · Score: 5, Funny

    By that definition they would be forced to censor censorship. The very concept is too mind-boggling for me to grasp.

  8. Re:Block The Internet on Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know about the rest of the internet, but by "abhorrent phenomena that offend against the standards of morality" I'm pretty sure they mean MySpace.

  9. 500,000km on Arctic Ice Extent Understated Because of "Sensor Drift" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, by the way - we overlooked an ice block the size of Spain. Whoopsie!

  10. Provocation on Russian Hopes To Cash In On Emoticons · · Score: 5, Funny

    :-) ... Am I doin it rite?

  11. Re:Have they cracked the algorythm? on Estonian ISP Shuts Srizbi Back Down, For Now · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like a good idea at first, but when you consider that the people who wrote the root kit already know how the algorithm works, you can be pretty sure they'll always be one step ahead of you on that front.

  12. Key words... on SpaceX Falcon Update With Pictures · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does this news post contain some kind of subliminal sexy message? First "skirt", then "erector", then "activity on the floor". I am aroused, but I don't know why.

  13. Re:Please help me think of the right tag on Ray Kurzweil Wonders, Can Machines Ever Have Souls? · · Score: 1

    "sharkswithfrikkinlasers"

  14. The next step... on How To Cloak Objects At a Distance · · Score: 1

    So we have the technology for an invisibility cloak. Now I just need an unbeatable wand and a funky "I see dead people" ring and I can be master of death. Suck on that, Voldemort!