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  1. Wow! on World's Oldest Blogger Dies At 97 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Holy shit! Kirk Douglas is still alive?!

  2. Re:collision crisis on Nuclear Subs 'Collide In Ocean' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, the UK submarine was carrying red paint, and the French sub was carrying blue paint.

    All the sailors are marooned.

  3. We just lost... on F.E.A.R. 2 To Be Advertised On Cats In London · · Score: 1

    Before you say how silly this PR is, consider that it's made it to frontpage of slashdot (yeah, yeah, idle I know, but it still counts)...

  4. Really? on Fannie Mae Worker Indicted For Malicious Script · · Score: 1

    A virus that can propagate through an entire enterprise's array of servers, and then wipe out all data?

    Most enterprises comprise a heterogeneous mix of servers of differing breeds. Getting a program to run on all of them, and then to gain access to data and transform it all in a single virus would be a great piece of programming, and any enterprise looking to hire an efficient data migration specialist or integration architect should consider hiring...

  5. Re:In that case.... on 2,100-Year-Old Antikythera Device Recreated In Working Form · · Score: 5, Funny

    Beowulf imagined a cluster of one of these!

  6. Re:Its a PR Stunt, not about trademark on Russian Hopes To Cash In On Emoticons · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're not commas but apostrophes that fell of the "it's" and wandered upstream like salmon.

  7. Re:XP outsells Linux, guess why on Asus To Phase Out Sub-10" Eee PCs · · Score: 1

    Put your website adverstisment in your signature. That way, you don't piss off people who don't want to see any signatures at all and have them turned off.

  8. Re:erase undesirable memories on Scientists Erase Specific Memories In Mice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While this might positively applicaple

    I tell you where else this would be a positive thing - in erasing the memory of good books/films/video games, so that you can experience them all again as if for the first time. I would love to be able to re-experience the magic of reading some of my favorite fiction as if for the first time.

  9. Re:Hmmm.... on Sneak Peek At Neal Stephenson's "Anathem" · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can provide a quick review. I read my copy (a pre-release ARC) a month or two ago.

    First things first - the accompanying CD isn't brilliant. If you want some atmospheric music to listen to while reading the book, then get some Gregorian chant.

    The book is a departure from both the post-cyberpunk sci-fi of Snow Crash and the historical counter-factuals of the Baroque Cycle. If nothing else, at least Neal Stephenson is keeping fresh in his narrative direction.

    I'm not going to go into spoiler territory here, but I will say that my guess is that it will disappoint a lot of geeks. The book is actually very heavily based around philosophical concepts, with not a great deal of action, and technology itself playing an ancilliary role to experiments of the mind.

    Does Stephenson end this novel well? Yes, far more cleverly than in previous novels. Note: I didn't say "more satisfactorily". How the narrative strands of the novel tie up at the end is well thought out.

    I think it was Umberto Eco who said that the first 100 pages of his novel, The Name of the Rose was a challenge, and only dedicated readers who persevered would be rewarded. I think that this applies equally to Anathem. The comparisons to Eco don't end there - this is very much a novel of ideas. Not all of them original, but certainly originally executed.

      If it were a drink, it'd be a complicated whisky. Not to everyon'e taste, and certainly needing to be appreciated in small doses with adequate contemplation. But ultimately rewarding.

  10. Re:who cares? on BBC's Open Player Claims Not Followed Through · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The BBC has a duty to provide access to all

    And it does. If there are those who have ideological issues with the means of distribution, exactly why should the BBC have to cater to their every whim? If I'm part of an obscure religion that demands that all broadcasts are in flipbook format, should the BBC cater to me as well?

    I appreciate the noble ideological position at play here. However, the BBC also have a responsibility to ensure that the monies they are collecting are spent well - spending lots of money on producing codecs for niche reasons when perfectly acceptable (and free to the end-user) alternatives are available, is to me, not a good use of funds. (Neither is spending millions on Jonathan Fucking Ross, but that's a rant for another day).

  11. Re:Poor bastard on Studio Head Answers Your Questions About the Movie Business · · Score: 1

    Gritty plot!

  12. Re:It is now just a matter of time.. on Final Skynet Satellite Launched · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of those stupid Candlejack threads tha

  13. Gnostech! on Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hindu saints have IP addresses?

  14. Re:What? on The Dirty Jobs of IT · · Score: 1

    Score:-1, Insightful

    Win! Wait, no, the other thing - Fail! No, hold on...... (Head kerplodes)

  15. Re:sudo on Ethics In IT · · Score: 4, Funny

    It usually boils down to these two things:
                                    #1) Respect the privacy of others.
                                    #2) Think before you type.
                                    #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

  16. Intelligent Speculation? on Speculation On the Doomed Satellite · · Score: 2, Funny

    Intelligent speculation has led one knowledgeable observer....

    But I thought that god did not play dice...

  17. Re:No, it's just Microsoft on Microsoft Buys Search Engine, Going After Google? · · Score: 1

    You misspelt Fsat Waller on your sig: Don't give your right name, no no no --- Fats Waller

  18. Re:Minicity ?? on Information Overload Predicted Problem of the Year for 2008 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's interesting - almost like a way of scoring trolls - the bigger your minicity, the bigger the jerk you happen to be. All they need now is a way to incorporate a Rickroll in there to demonstrate their douchebaggery further.

  19. Re:Wow... on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: 1

    60 posts into a story about moons and rings, and no-one's mentioned Urectum.

  20. Re:Sucky (get it, suck) journalism? on Anatomically Strange Dinosaur Vacuumed Up Food · · Score: 1

    Cows don't vacuum (more the other way around)

    You know, I've spent the last ten minutes trying to understand that clause. I don't get it. Help...

  21. Professor Frink? on 2007 Ig Nobel Awards Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just noticed that the Ig Nobel mantra is "Research that makes people LAUGH and then THINK". I wonder whether Professor Frink deliberately echoed that in his little ditty: " Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think". After all, Professor Frink certainly deserves a few Ig Nobel Awards...

  22. Super Monkey Difficulty! on Game Essentials - 20 Difficult Games · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, Super Monkey Ball. Specifically: Expert Level 7. Those who have faced this level will understand the sheer frustration felt.

    Another hard game: Project X on the Amiga. It took two of us playing co-operatively to beat it. And this is a side-scrolling shoot-em-up!

  23. Re:Pfffft!!! on Gates and Jobs to Share A Stage · · Score: 1

    I thought it was the fact that Jobs is Gates' ventriloquist dummy, hence the reference to drinking water.

  24. Re:Bad list, forgot all of the most important tech on PC World's 50 Best Tech Products of All Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, if we're talking about digital technology, then I reckon that the best digital technology of all time would be opposable thumbs.

  25. Re:Indian mathematicians on Ramanujian's Deathbed Problem Cracked · · Score: 1

    A recent In Our Time radio broadcast covered the impact of Indians on the history of mathematics. Rather interesting listening, as are all In Our Times.