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Why Climbers Die On Mount Everest

Science Daily reports that researchers have conducted the first detailed analysis of deaths during expeditions to the summit of Mt. Everest. They found that most deaths occur during descents from the summit in the so-called "death zone" above 8,000 meters, and also identified factors that appear to be associated with a greater risk of death, particularly symptoms of high-altitude cerebral edema. The big surprise that the data indicate those deaths aren't primarily from avalanches or falling ice, as had long been believed.

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  1. Re:Title is obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, because they're high. Duh.

  2. Why people die on mount everest by neuromanc3r · · Score: 5, Funny
  3. This is silly by beav007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The reason that nobody Rs TFA is because the answers are so bleeding obvious.

    It has nothing to do with O2 - the deaths are caused by Yetis.

    Like many guard dogs, they will happily let you onto the property. They just don't let you back out again.

    1. Re:This is silly by beav007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      yetis are often known as abominable snowmen.

      It is common knowledge that this is only because breath mints are difficult to find in the Himalayas.

    2. Re:This is silly by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yetis love Whoppers (the malted-milk ball candy). If you bring enough to share, they might let you live.

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  4. Obligatory mangled Futurama quote by Exatron · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just a name, like the Forbidden Zone or the Zone of no Return. All the zones have names like that on the Mountain of Terror

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  5. Re:News flash... by at_slashdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    "next up death's while walking the Marinara Trench" -- I'd guess that would be caused by too much pizza ingestion...

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  6. Re:Damn by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    This depends on who you were in the shower with and what you were doing at the time.

    The low temperature and lack of oxygen preclude any such interesting developments on top of Mt. Everest.

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  7. "death zone" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    most deaths occur during descents from the summit in the so-called "death zone"

    Well, there's your problem! Just name that part of the mountain something else!

  8. Re:What about death from dumbassery by aaron+alderman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like biting peoples arms?

  9. genius by binaryseraph · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm why do climbers die on everest? wweellll jeeez, its a giant mound of rock and ice that humans are not designed to be climbing on naturally. Thanks for the clarification science!

  10. Re:News flash... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Marinara Trench? that sounds more delicious than deadly. or are the deaths caused by contracting food-poisoning at Sizzler?

    perhaps you meant Mariana?

  11. Re:It's part of the risk/fun! by aaron+alderman · · Score: 5, Funny
    Make it the last thing you do.

    Just in case

  12. Re:Damn by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could be worse. You could make it all they way to the bottom and then die.

  13. Another unexpected way... by NerveGas · · Score: 3, Funny

    One of my friends went to hike Everest... he didn't make it very far up. Eating food from some of the natives made him very sick (projectiles from both ends), and he was drug off to a hospital. He didn't die, but it was a possibility in his condition.

    THAT would suck... travel half-way around the world, to be taken down by tourist food.

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  14. Re:News flash... by HUADPE · · Score: 2, Funny

    Marinara Trench? that sounds more delicious than deadly. or are the deaths caused by contracting food-poisoning at Sizzler?

    Sizzler? They still exist?

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  15. Re:Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is Slashdot. You were alone in the shower, and whatever you were doing I don't want to think about.

  16. Everyone knows....its the gun violence by computerchimp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gun violence and cancer are the 2 killers on Everest. How could they miss this?

  17. Re:surprise? by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hackers" was about computers?!

    No that's just a myth started by the same people who thought Smallville was about Superman.

  18. Re:Damn by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is Slashdot. You were alone in the shower, and whatever you were doing I don't want to think about.

    This is Slashdot.
    Most of us have only seen pictures of a shower.

  19. Re:Damn by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could be worse. You could make it all they way to the bottom and then die.

    Well doesn't that happen to everyone who gets to the bottom. I mean eventually.

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  21. Re:surprise? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or Galactica about science fiction.

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  22. Re:You get bends going UP by flappinbooger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's because they are in the "death zone".

    If that were to be avoided.... Hmmmmm....

    Yep, that's my recommendation. Avoid the "death zone".

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  23. I had to do this.. by blitziod · · Score: 2, Funny

    because it's there!

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  24. Re:surprise? by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Funny

    H3y! I s4w Hackers and it was T3H Sh1T! Its r34lly cool! Just cause old people liek you dun get it!!!!!1!! dont dis what you dont g-3-t!!!!

    Goodness, I feel dirty just writing that :)

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  25. Re:Damn by Fluffeh · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is CLEARLY a job for the Space Elevator!

    Get someone into space, enjoy a nice little elevator ride down to the summit of Everest, maybe have a hot chocolate in the bistro, then shoot on back up the elevator on the next ride and back into space to be brought down to earth safely with a big jet or re-entry capsule. Gawd, I can't believe no-one thought of this already.

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  26. Re:Damn by zmollusc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meh, stuff the body in a zorb and pick it up at the foot of the mountain.

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  27. Re:You get bends going UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror."

  28. Think of the handicapped! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think there should be a cable carriage or a vertical tunnel with elevator inside that takes to the top of Mt. Everest.

    Currently there is a discrimination against the ill, disabled or elderly persons, who are not able to visit the summit, because they are unable to climb up there.

    The UN Declaration of Human Rights codifies people have to right to travel where-ever they want. Technology does allow for mechanized transport service for the Mt. Everest, therefore it should be provided, just as wheelchair ramps are prescibed by law for public institutions and shopping malls.

  29. Re:You get bends going UP by smooth+wombat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yep, that's my recommendation. Avoid the "death zone".

    It's just a name, like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror.

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  30. Re:surprise? by Leafheart · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hackers" was about computers?!

    I thought it was about Angelina Jolie's boobs and the evil of skateboarding and how roller skaters were much more in.

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  31. Re:Damn by SirGarlon · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's what happened to Sir Edmund Hillary. He climbed to the top of Everest, made it all the way to the bottom, and then died 55 years later.

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  32. Re:Damn by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Poor bastard probably thought he was out of danger too.

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