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Why Climbers Die On Mount Everest

Science Daily reports that researchers have conducted the first detailed analysis of deaths during expeditions to the summit of Mt. Everest. They found that most deaths occur during descents from the summit in the so-called "death zone" above 8,000 meters, and also identified factors that appear to be associated with a greater risk of death, particularly symptoms of high-altitude cerebral edema. The big surprise that the data indicate those deaths aren't primarily from avalanches or falling ice, as had long been believed.

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  1. Why people die on mount everest by neuromanc3r · · Score: 5, Funny
  2. This is silly by beav007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The reason that nobody Rs TFA is because the answers are so bleeding obvious.

    It has nothing to do with O2 - the deaths are caused by Yetis.

    Like many guard dogs, they will happily let you onto the property. They just don't let you back out again.

    1. Re:This is silly by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yetis love Whoppers (the malted-milk ball candy). If you bring enough to share, they might let you live.

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  3. Obligatory mangled Futurama quote by Exatron · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's just a name, like the Forbidden Zone or the Zone of no Return. All the zones have names like that on the Mountain of Terror

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  4. Re:Damn by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    This depends on who you were in the shower with and what you were doing at the time.

    The low temperature and lack of oxygen preclude any such interesting developments on top of Mt. Everest.

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  5. genius by binaryseraph · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm why do climbers die on everest? wweellll jeeez, its a giant mound of rock and ice that humans are not designed to be climbing on naturally. Thanks for the clarification science!

  6. Re:News flash... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Marinara Trench? that sounds more delicious than deadly. or are the deaths caused by contracting food-poisoning at Sizzler?

    perhaps you meant Mariana?

  7. Re:It's part of the risk/fun! by aaron+alderman · · Score: 5, Funny
    Make it the last thing you do.

    Just in case

  8. Re:Damn by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could be worse. You could make it all they way to the bottom and then die.

  9. Re:surprise? by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hackers" was about computers?!

    No that's just a myth started by the same people who thought Smallville was about Superman.

  10. Re:Damn by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is Slashdot. You were alone in the shower, and whatever you were doing I don't want to think about.

    This is Slashdot.
    Most of us have only seen pictures of a shower.

  11. Re:Damn by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Could be worse. You could make it all they way to the bottom and then die.

    Well doesn't that happen to everyone who gets to the bottom. I mean eventually.

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  13. Re:You get bends going UP by flappinbooger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's because they are in the "death zone".

    If that were to be avoided.... Hmmmmm....

    Yep, that's my recommendation. Avoid the "death zone".

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  14. Re:surprise? by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Funny

    H3y! I s4w Hackers and it was T3H Sh1T! Its r34lly cool! Just cause old people liek you dun get it!!!!!1!! dont dis what you dont g-3-t!!!!

    Goodness, I feel dirty just writing that :)

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  15. Re:Damn by zmollusc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meh, stuff the body in a zorb and pick it up at the foot of the mountain.

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  16. Re:You get bends going UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror."