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Diskeeper Accused of Scientology Indoctrination

touretzky writes "Two ex-employees have sued Diskeeper Corporation in Los Angeles Superior Court after being fired, alleging that the company makes Scientology training a mandatory condition of employment (complaint, PDF). Diskeeper founder and CEO Craig Jensen is a high-level, publicly avowed Scientologist who has given millions to his Church. Diskeeper's surprising response to the lawsuit (PDF) appears to be that religious instruction in a place of employment is protected by the First Amendment." The blogger at RealityBasedCommunity.net believes that the legal mechanism that Diskeeper is using to advance this argument ("motion to strike") is inappropriate and will be disallowed, but that the company will eventually be permitted to present its novel legal theory.

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  1. Re:Too bad... by Luke-Jr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, where did you get the idea that the Supreme Court can change the law?

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    Luke-Jr
  2. Re:It doesn't work like that. by Kent+Recal · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can't be fired if you've been promised, even verbally, that you will not be.

    Hmmm. What if that promise was made under torture?
    I'm just wondering if tickling my boss really hard could help my job security.

  3. Scientology is the best troll religion ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only the cult members could be let in on the joke!

  4. Re:What the hell? by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

    Self help books have taught me that the best way to make money is to write the self-help books. Scientology really makes that point.

  5. Re:It doesn't work like that. by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Funny

    If your boss happens to be a member of the opposite sex, it's bound to radically affect your job security one way or another...

  6. Re:Well... by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    several people threatened them with the 'L' word

    Umm.. they threatened to become lesbians?

  7. Re:Ugh by Aphoxema · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh, God, the irony, Google Ads gave me a 'What is Scientology?' video from scientology.org.

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  8. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's one product I won't be buying anymore. Oh, and before you start, I worked for a company that tried to pull that indoctrination stuff on employees, until several people threatened them with the 'L' word and a few more quit nearly putting the company OOB. They stopped it fast.

    Linux?

  9. Re:Well... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Llamas?

  10. Re:What the hell? by Allelophagia · · Score: 4, Funny
    From your last wikipedia link:

    R2-45

    Not to be confused with RJ-45.

    Woah, I've got to be much more careful when terminating CAT-5...

  11. Re:Well... by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    several people threatened them with the 'L' word

    Liechtenstein?

    How is that a threat?

    Oh wait, you meant Lieberman, didn't you?

    --MarkusQ

  12. Re:What the hell? by an+unsound+mind · · Score: 2, Funny

    Though, admittedly the mutilating babies isn't a *special* right to the Jews - everyone in the US is free to do it.

  13. Re:Discrminiation. Period. by naoursla · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Last time I checked PEOPLE, NOT CORPORATIONS enjoyed constitutional protections such as the 1st Amendment.

    Hold on... Are you telling me that corporations can't get married.

    I guess the wedding is off.

    How am I going to break the news to my family?

    Worse, how is my true love going to break the news to her board of directors?

  14. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, that's using strong language to describe Microsoft, isn't it? I guess if the shoe fits...

  15. Re:It doesn't work like that. by Dan541 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I be fired for being an atheist?

    It would not be religious discrimination.

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    An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
  16. Re:Another Reason to Avoid Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course if avoiding the taint of Hans Reiser is how you choose a file system, perhaps you've never left the basement ;)

    Good for you.
    It's a bold statement to admit to voluntarily seeking out another man's taint to choose a filesystem.
    Me? I'm old-fashioned. I spread my cheeks and lift my sac.

  17. Re:What the hell? by Dan541 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So you don't put it on your Resume?

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    An SQL query goes to a bar, walks up to a table and asks, "Mind if I join you?"
  18. Re:Another Reason to Avoid Windows by eltaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    have you checked the code for OCA personality tests?

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    It's not about fate, it's about character.
    there be no shelter here, the frontline is everywhere!
  19. Re:What the hell? by Winckle · · Score: 3, Funny

    No his current main email is "animalshavesexwith@me.com"

  20. Re:Discrminiation. Period. by m03 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Hold on... Are you telling me that corporations can't get married.

    Well, certainly not gay corporations.

  21. Re:Wow by PalmKiller · · Score: 4, Funny

    No Kidding, diskeeper is most likely based on alien technology that can be used to take over the planet at some point. Or they will all drink some spiked coolaid and go up in the mothership leaving us with no technical support.

  22. Re:Well... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Legumes.

  23. Someone is suing Scientology? by Arancaytar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Something backward about this. :P

  24. thetans on my hard drive??? by ethicalBob · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what you are saying is that my Hard Drive isn't fragmented; it's really full of Body Thetans?

    Sh*t!

    I better get an audit soon, so I can get my OSX to be OT-5.... Thank the FSM that my Linux install is already "clear"!

    I for one welcome a Hard-Drive overlord - but sorry, I have to denounce Xenu.

    (sorry, couldn't resist...)

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  25. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    criminal? historically

    cult? I think the word you're looking for is "Apple"

  26. Re:Another Reason to Avoid Windows by deniable · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, I can see it now: KB111666: Thetans cause random restarts.

  27. Re:Discrminiation. Period. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trust me, both you and Apple are happier this way. She was cheating on you with Office-for-Mac anyway.

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    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  28. Re:Wow by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most clearly it is! Where is Amnesty International when you really need them, this atrocity has to be stopped.

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    We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  29. Re:California is a at will state by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should pay higher taxes if you don't have any black friends.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  30. Re:Redundancy in TFS by NonSequor · · Score: 2, Funny

    the CEO isn't Craig Jensen. he's Chairman. Lisa Terrenzi is CEO. I sent her a message telling her that I would be taking my business elsewhere just a minute ago.

    So did I.

    I hope she doesn't figure out that I don't do any business with her company.

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    My only political goal is to see to it that no political party achieves its goals.
  31. Re:It doesn't work like that. by Samschnooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer to be an ignostic. It doesn't matter if God exists or not because we have free will; therefore, I just ignore the existence of God or whether God exists in the first place.

  32. Re:Wow by HappySmileMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does Microsoft hold Windows users at gunpoint? Who, exactly, is forced to use Windows?

    People with jobs. You've probably met a couple and never even realised it.