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NSA Patents a Way To Spot Network Snoops

narramissic writes "The National Security Agency has patented a technique for figuring out whether someone is messing with your network by measuring the amount of time it takes to send different types of data and sounding an alert if something takes too long. 'The neat thing about this particular patent is that they look at the differences between the network layers,' said Tadayoshi Kohno, an assistant professor of computer science at the University of Washington. But IOActive security researcher Dan Kaminsky wasn't so impressed: 'Think of it as — if your network gets a little slower, maybe a bad guy has physically inserted a device that is intercepting and retransmitting packets. Sure, that's possible. Or perhaps you're routing through a slower path for one of a billion reasons.'"

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  1. Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or perhaps you're routing through a slower path for one of a billion reasons.

    I knew taking that left turn at Albuquerque was a bad idea...

    1. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is pure BS. I am wondering lately when and where /. is getting this crap from.

      I do NW intrusion detection for a living and this is BS. I suspect this patent is a cover for something else.

  2. NSA patenting it because... by ATestR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They don't want any of US to have access to such technology when THEY slap the monitoring devices on our network.

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    1. Re:NSA patenting it because... by networkBoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      how does that work anyway?
      If the patent is filed by a US Government Agency is it not funded by the taxpayer and thus public domain in the US?
      -nB

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    2. Re:NSA patenting it because... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I was thinking the same thing...But in this world, it's more likely that they patented it so that some stupid patent troll won't get the opportunity to sue the gov't.

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    3. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And it wont work for most snooping technology.

      a simple linux box with a listen only cable plugged into a small hub in a key location is undetectable by their system as it adds in ZERO delays.

      WEll not zero but too small to be measured their way as it will be consistent across all traffic.

      I call their system an epic fail for detection for everything but a remote redirect which is incredibly sloppy way of doing it.

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    4. Re:NSA patenting it because... by GSPride · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The NSA can not only file for patents, they can do so secretly.

      From wikipedia:

      The NSA has the ability to file for a patent from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office under gag order. Unlike normal patents, these are not revealed to the public and do not expire. However, if the Patent Office receives an application for an identical patent from a third party, they will reveal the NSA's patent and officially grant it to the NSA for the full term on that date.

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    5. Re:NSA patenting it because... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm guessing this is what Steve Ballmer fantasizes about while he makes love to his wife

    6. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      a simple linux box with a listen only cable plugged in

      Would not alter the packet delay, but inserting

      a small hub in a key location

      to a network that didn't have one before would. And yes, the delay is noticeable, which is why proper network design limits the number of hubs as well as the length of the longest run in a single network segment.

    7. Re:NSA patenting it because... by teridon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From what I gather, you can apply for licenses to federally-owned patents. This is typically done through a "Technology Transfer" office. It seems that you have to be a business capable of bringing the invention to market. I suppose in this case you would have to be capable of implementing the software.

      Some information about Technology Transfer here:
      http://www.federallabs.org/home/faqs/
      Which includes a link to a listing of all federal research organizations and how to initiate Tech Transfer, which I'll repeat here:
      http://www.federallabs.org/labs/results/?Agency=-1&

      The relevant U.S. Codes appear to be collected here:
      http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode35/usc_sup_01_35_10_II_20_18.html

      In particular, it seems "TITLE 35 > PART II > CHAPTER 18 > Section 209" applies.

      But hey, IANAL. :)

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    8. Re:NSA patenting it because... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      As long as it's not supposed to be a straight link from one end to the other? Also I assumed they would had wanted to use it for detection changes in data, because if someone snaps it up and then sends out some changed data it will indeed be noticed, right?

    9. Re:NSA patenting it because... by redxxx · · Score: 1

      ummm... if someone else creates an identical patent, doesn't that mean that it is obvious to someone who works in the field? A person having ordinary skill in the art is able to find the same way of solving the problem.

      Lame.

    10. Re:NSA patenting it because... by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      How does this "promote the useful arts and sciences"?

      I'd love to see this go to court. At no point does the government have a right to have its own intellectual property, and protection. (This does not include "classified information" which does not fall under "intellectual property" laws.)

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    11. Re:NSA patenting it because... by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm guessing this is what Steve Ballmer fantasizes about while he makes love to his money

      Fixed that for ya'.

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    12. Re:NSA patenting it because... by flyingpastor · · Score: 1

      This was my very first thought. the question is, when we come up with something better, how do we keep it secret from them?

    13. Re:NSA patenting it because... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Not really, they'd be notified if the patent infringed upon the previous NSA patent. Unfortunately due to the many overly broad patents out there, you might just be patenting something in the same general field.

    14. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      How does this "promote the useful arts and sciences"?

      It doesn't. It falls under "national security."

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    15. Re:NSA patenting it because... by gnick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Two people/companies eventually coming to a solution that is sufficiently similar to violate patents is a long way from "obvious to someone who works in the field". And, assuming that the two people who identified the solution are the leaders in their field (because they reached the idea before the other 6.7 billion of us), they could be described as having "extraordinary skill in the art".

      There are a number of patents for designs that multiple developers reached independently and were awarded to the person who managed to file first (Edison seemed to have extraordinary luck in beating his competitors to the patent office). That doesn't necessarily make the solution obvious, just non-unique.

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    16. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      The NSA can not only file for patents, they can do so secretly.

      IIRC, any signicantly important patent can be issued secretly. If you apply for a patent on "an individualized (based on dental records) death beam from space" the DoD gets to look at it, and can ask that you get the same treatment.

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    17. Re:NSA patenting it because... by gnick · · Score: 1

      It's actually easier even than that. I'm overseeing a DoE lab team that's been working for about a year to develop a new tool that our customer needs to use but does not exist. We have no desire to actually manufacture anything so we've been seeking out partners in industry all along the way to build the pieces for the prototypes. So, once we're finished, the industry folks will be responsible for building our units along with as many as they see fit to bring to market. The actual patents will sit with the group in charge of final assembly who basically throw the components together and brand the thing.

      I could understand complaints about tax $$ going to help the industry partners set themselves up with this, but the govt certainly isn't looking to make a profit on this or sit on patents to stifle industry.

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    18. Re:NSA patenting it because... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Use a tap instead of a hub. It's a non-repeater, no electronics; rig the TX pair in one direction to RX for one NIC, and the RX pair in the same direction to the RX for a second NIC. Both pairs also go to the output port. Plug input into one jack, output into another, hook your snooper into both.

    19. Re:NSA patenting it because... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

      However, if the Patent Office receives an application for an identical patent from a third party, they will reveal the NSA's patent and officially grant it to the NSA for the full term on that date.

      If the Patent Office receives an application for an identical patent, I doubt the disclosure will ever happen. Far more likely the NSA will just have the applicant arrested for using "stolen" "national security secrets."

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    20. Re:NSA patenting it because... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      if the Patent Office receives an application for an identical patent from a third party, they will reveal the NSA's patent and officially grant it to the NSA for the full term on that date.

      That sounds a lot like:

      Registrar: Which domain would you like?

      Customer: 4jhh43gh.com

      Registrar: 4jhh43gh.com? Let's see... *registers domain* Oh, sorry, that's just gone. Luckily, our agent knows exactly who owns it. Would you like to buy it for $1499?

    21. Re:NSA patenting it because... by BLQWME · · Score: 1

      Ah, come on mods- that was funny.

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    22. Re:NSA patenting it because... by houghi · · Score: 1

      The way patents work is even if all of us 6.7 million run to the patent office, because we all had the same idea, the first would still get it (or Edison if he were still alive).

      Then there are those who do not have the money to patent something or do not want to do so and are forced to prove prior-art later on.

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    23. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Feyr · · Score: 1

      even THAT can be detected. this patent is bullshit anyway, and there's prior art

      http://www.securityfriday.com/promiscuous_detection_01.pdf

      look at the date... august 2001

    24. Re:NSA patenting it because... by ncgnu08 · · Score: 0

      The way patents work is even if all of us 6.7 million run to the patent office, because we all had the same idea, the first would still get it (or Edison if he were still alive).

      "6.7 Million"???? Elitist! And who are these 6.7 million in this very selective group?

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    25. Re:NSA patenting it because... by multi+io · · Score: 1

      The way patents work is even if all of us 6.7 million run to the patent office, because we all had the same idea, the first would still get it (or Edison if he were still alive).

      Well, if the law doesn't spare the "2nd" inventor the need to pay the patent license, I'd say fuck the patent system. The patent system was introduced so original inventors were encouraged to publicize their invention in an orderly fashion, enabling others (the licensees) to build upon that and achieve quicker innovation cycles themselves, while the original inventor also benefits because he gets to collect the license fees. In the end, the overall rate of innovation would increase and society as a whole should be better off than it would be if there was no patent system.

      However, if a second original inventor reaches the same innovation independently, he hasn't benefited from then patent system and thus shouldn't have to pay license fees. If he is still forced to pay them, the patent system has been turned on its head because it is now stifling innovations rather than encouraging them, and it would have been better if there was no patent system in the first place.

    26. Re:NSA patenting it because... by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      (Edison seemed to have extraordinary luck in beating his competitors to the patent office).

      Well, he did work there for a time. I'm sure he developed a good understanding of how the system worked. And how it could be made to work.

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    27. Re:NSA patenting it because... by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      So if somebody comes up with a very desirable security-related patent, what's stopping them from saying the NSA thought of it first, and giving them the patent?

    28. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From what I understand, they have a couple of honest people working at both places.

    29. Re:NSA patenting it because... by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      which is why proper network design limits the number of hubs

      Yeah. Zero works for me.

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    30. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From wikipedia: -- You mean that thing we can all edit and change at will?

      Your information is only as good as the person who typed it. I personally don't know if its fact or fiction but I do know that not ever patent is announced publicly or even listed public. I know some companies pay big amounts of money to keep a patent secret for a short time, usually because there finalizaing a "part 2" as it were. If they need part 1 to make part 2 work but no one has invented part 1. They will and patent then hide the first patent until part 2 is ready and has been patented.

      Never believe anything you hear and only .001% of what you read. Find your own answers and hope you gain knowledge from them.

    31. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are looking for delays on specific traffic. I.E. sniffing for all port 443 traffic.

      What lumpy is talking about adds the delay to ALL traffic and no it's not that detectable because you do not have an exact metric as to the network timings, That's the beauty of Ethernet and TCP/IP. Finally.. with a small firmware mod, the hub is invisible. it responds to nothing and it does not even decrement the packets as they pass on by. This is really really basic hacker stuff here guys. I bet the code is still on the net someplace to turn one of the small linksys hubs into a silent harvester... Grab your jtag and go. Advanced guys built their own 3 port hubs that simply passed on the traffic and did the sniffer hiding on it's own. a 10ms additional time to all packets will go unnoticed if injected at the right time. Wait for a network outage so they don't notice the link going down and you're golden. Hell if you're rich, get in the tunnel, cut and fusion splice the fiber, install a fiber tap and you're good to go. Bet you big bucks that the NSA does not recheck the DB loss of their fibers on a daily basis, that would be the ONLY way to detect the tap.

      A hacker with money backing can EASILY outgun the NSA or any corporation. Cripes 13 year old kids do it daily with their old linux boxen that barely runs windows.

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    32. Re:NSA patenting it because... by jsiren · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, they have a couple of honest people working at both places.

      And what if they both quit?

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    33. Re:NSA patenting it because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can only sue the fed or state gov if they let you sue them.

    34. Re:NSA patenting it because... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      That's sort of true.

      They can allow you to sue by laws passed previously. There are also some constitutional provisions on this. They wouldn't be able to back out of it. So in this case at least, unless the law that allows someone to sue for patent infringement specifically exempted the US government and it's agencies or entities, then you would already have permission to sue.

      There is a constitutional problem here too. The constitution says no property can be taken without due process of the law or just compensation. Well, the government made the law (authorized specifically by the constitution) that make an idea on how to do something an actual piece of property by the patent system. Even if they exempted themselves from a law suit, it is likely that it could still happen.

    35. Re:NSA patenting it because... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why be so cynical?

      It is much more likely that the patent office will simply deny the application with some bogus un-patentable mark and cite some prior art leading to an obviousness issue.

      If the applicant makes a fuss about it, they will just warn them of the deal, instruct them that they can't talk about it. If the guy tries to goto court over it, the NSA just shows the judge their patent, tells him about the secret nature of it, and the judge dismisses the case for lack of standing or something.

      It isn't like the NSA can prosecute someone for a secret patent or secret law or anything.

    36. Re:NSA patenting it because... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Then honest people replace them.

      Seriously, do you know how hard it is to keep a secret in government? The scale of the scam would simply be too big to orchestrate without someone bragging about it or trying to get revenge or something. Besides, the Government doesn't need a patent license for anything, all they need to do is determine what is a "just compensation" and just use it, then pay you what they think is "just". Actually, most governments have that ability and it's even supported by international laws and treaties (berne convention and the US constitution).

    37. Re:NSA patenting it because... by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Do secret patents not defeat the whole purpose behind patents?

    38. Re:NSA patenting it because... by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, this does sound kind of exciting. Would make for a good movie or detective story.

      Of course, no matter how clever you are, there's a million ways to get caught. And the time locked up in federal prison would most likely cancel out whatever thrills you got from doing the crime.

    39. Re:NSA patenting it because... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      They told you that?

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  3. I saw this on tv years ago (fiction) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They had something like this years ago on an episode of 'Alias'. The good guys had infiltrated the bad guy base and were siphoning off date...

    1. Re:I saw this on tv years ago (fiction) by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

      siphoning off date...

      What? They could hack a government agency but they couldn't figure out NTP? I call shenanigans.

  4. Averages by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Of course there can be a billion reasons as to why some packets will take longer than others to reach their destinations.

    However, if you do enough sampling over a period of time, you can make averages and see if some types/destinations of packets are possibly being messed with.

    It's not perfect, but neither are averages in general, etc.

    What makes it newsworthy is that such a simple idea was granted a patent.

    1. Re:Averages by Dusty00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also newsworthy as the NSA is an organization with theoretically no commercial interest. So they're filing for a patent for what reason?

    2. Re:Averages by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah. What makes it newsworthy is that the snoops are patenting tools which can detect their own snoopage.

      Counter-snooping this way is now a patent infringement as well as anything else, and the laws seem much tougher for that crime. Pursue 'em for one thing, nail 'em to the wall with another.

    3. Re:Averages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To have the work out there for the general public to read. Remember besides patents having protections for their inventor it also provides that the inventor publish their invention or breakthrough in public view. I suggest this is the easiest way to have this work in the public domain so to speak.

    4. Re:Averages by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, if you slip your monitoring gear in on day 1, the only way it would be detectable is if you took it off, and the packets started going faster.

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    5. Re:Averages by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Nah. What makes it newsworthy is that the snoops are patenting tools which can detect their own snoopage.

      Counter-snooping this way is now a patent infringement as well as anything else, and the laws seem much tougher for that crime. Pursue 'em for one thing, nail 'em to the wall with another.

      So, what you're saying is that they came up with the poison (the use of this technique), and the antidote (the counter-use), which is also a poison (patent infringement)...this should be good...

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    6. Re:Averages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      However, if you do enough sampling over a period of time, you can make averages and see if some types/destinations of packets are possibly being messed with.

      And at that point it is much too late and your data is already compromised. I mean, how much sampling would you need to be sure that the cause of the delay is snooping versus some clod bringing a hub into work.

    7. Re:Averages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They have enormous commercial interest. A whole industrial park full of spy tech companies has been opened up across the street from headquarters. Many of these companies are run by former NSA people as well as top spy people from countries such as Israel.

    8. Re:Averages by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Informative

      In an all-switched network that has any chance of being secure, a hub is a snooping device.

    9. Re:Averages by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      as a network engineer, myself, I can only LAUGH at this.

      there is SO much randomness in a network (ethernet is BUILT on the whole notion of 'randomness adds to efficiency' (csma/cd uses randomness to 'increase order' in a network) that this can't possibly do much.

      it WOULD be a nice random number generator. take your 'output' and send it to something that generates heat, measure the heat and then do math on that.

      that might work.

      but this 'scheme' to detect active listeners? what a laugh. networks are simply NOT circuit-switches (anymore).

      idiots.... wasting our tax money on shit that will never work. but SOMEONE is making money selling crap the government....

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    10. Re:Averages by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      one primary reason the government patents things is to protect themselves from paying licenses/royalties later for things they've already funded. I.e., most contracts stipulate that if the government funded a development that was patented, even by contractor, the government retains royalty free usage of the invention. Similarly, if they patent something they invented, it guarantees no one can 'invent' it later and charge for use (a CYA patent). Of course, the government can collect royalties on patented inventions, and often does so. even give the inventors a decent royalty share, compared to most companies which give you an 'attaboy'.

    11. Re:Averages by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is also their way of proving that they did this first, in a way that cannot be doubted. Remember, the builders of the Colossus didn't get much credit for their work.

    12. Re:Averages by Nethead · · Score: 1

      You still have csma/cd segments in your network? How quaint.

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    13. Re:Averages by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      Seems very anti-internet protocol. Internet protocol was designed route dynamically. Basically this only detects something if something is not going through a known route. Averages must be taken from every known route or the alarm will go off all the time, so in a lot of cases it's not very practical. New routes are added all the time. All these points become moot when you start using encryption like you're suppose to.

    14. Re:Averages by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      Dan Kaminsky is a smart guy but he seems to have missed the ball on this one. The idea behind the invention is that more complex inline packet sniffers are effectively layer 3 or above switches and as such will introduce different delays for different types of traffic depending on the attacker's interests. For example, ICMP typically won't interest an attacker so the packets will get forwarded promptly. UDP and/or TCP/IP laden with VOIP or file data would require the eavesdropping switch to further process those packets and introduce a bigger delay.
      The countermeasure for this is to slow down all packets an equal amount which would increase all packet latencies and potentially increase the eavesdropping delay footprint.

    15. Re:Averages by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I'd expect that it's been infested with middle management idiot-cousin fuckknuckles who attempt to justify their pitiful existence by proactively leveraging synergies to facilitate win win scenarios across all core competencies.

      Presumably the NSA's owners (the USian taxpayers) will get a good return on their investment.

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    16. Re:Averages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure you get your tin-foil hat out and wear it well. We use telepathy now, no need for this internet stuff. We mind scan you at random, I mean really, as of July 2007, the estimated population in the United States was only 301,139,947. I do that before my lunch break.

    17. Re:Averages by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      a lot of cheap 'routers' have repeater ports on the back and NOT switches.

      repeaters still use collision detection/retries.

      if you want to snoop and don't have 'port mirroring' on your expensive switch you will still need to put in a real HUB to get access to other traffic on that segment.

      and while full duplex is almost everywhere, its not TOTALLY everywhere.

      some people are still on dialup, too! they would 'love' to upgrade to csma/cd from asynch 56k..

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  5. Huh? by DSmith1974 · · Score: 1

    Or maybe you're by chance experiencing more CSMA collisions, or the network's now has more active nodes or higher traffic?

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    1. Re:Huh? by internerdj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because they are going to drop all their other methods of intrusion detection for this? It seems like a reasonable cue for a warning for something that is difficult to pinpoint. Especially if that warning were to kick off an automated task that kicked off a more intensive search/monitoring process.

    2. Re:Huh? by Amouth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      i remember a while back a firend of mine that workd for a college was tasked with trying to find a person who was sniffing peoples logins on the campus wifi.. what he ended up doing was sending out garbled truncated packets - turns out that windows boxes running things like etheral would get the truncated packet and then request the rest of the packet even though it wasn't addressed to them.. very clever way of finding the stupid ones.. luckly the person they where after was stupid

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    3. Re:Huh? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      This may be ugly, but I have used a tricked out ethernet cable that has only receive wires to sniff packets.

      I don't see how a sniffer that can't transmit would in any way be detected. So long as it does not attenuate the signal so much that packets are being lost routinely (in the particular circumstances in which I used this cable, this was not apparently the case)

      I think when people talk of snooping on traffic they are probably thinking of a passive receive-only device.

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    4. Re:Huh? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Time domain reflectometer.

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    5. Re:Huh? by Nethead · · Score: 1

      exactly. and clipping two wires is not "tricked out."

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    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.securiteam.com/unixfocus/2EUQ8QAQME.html

      Getting different layers of the stack to tell on each other is another method.

    7. Re:Huh? by kasperd · · Score: 1

      windows boxes running things like etheral would get the truncated packet and then request the rest of the packet even though it wasn't addressed to them.

      No network protocol I have ever heard of works that way. Malformed packets are ignored, and there is no way to request the rest of a packet, because a packet either arrives at the destination or it doesn't. So what obscure protocol was he talking to those Windows boxes?

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  6. Gov't patents by Rinisari · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is another example of the broken patent system. No government should be able to patent something--that technology was funded by the taxpayer and should thus be owned by the taxpayer, meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

    1. Re:Gov't patents by JCSoRocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was actually confused by that when I first saw the headline. I didn't even know that the government could patent something. It's just so completely broken and silly that I never even considered it.

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    2. Re:Gov't patents by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is another example of the broken patent system. No government should be able to patent something--that technology was funded by the taxpayer and should thus be owned by the taxpayer, meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

      I killed my spent mod points to respond to this. I have no problems with the gov't patenting something, just as long as they don't use it to prevent people from using it in a positive manner. It's possible the gov't patented this so they could share the information with other people and not worry about some private company patenting the idea and then sueing everyone else for us it. Basically - patent to allow people to use it. In this case we don't have to look at the gov't for being evil, but maybe the gov't is protecting us from companies who like to create submarine patents?

      Instead of looking at everything the gov't does and say "but it's evil because big brother did it", let's give them the benefit of the doubt.

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    3. Re:Gov't patents by eebra82 · · Score: 1

      This is another example of the broken patent system. No government should be able to patent something--that technology was funded by the taxpayer and should thus be owned by the taxpayer, meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

      I fully agree, but at the same time, it also prevents some company to claim that it has the copyright of something that belongs to the "people".

    4. Re:Gov't patents by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Patents are different than Copyrights.

      But I agree with you, on the principle that the government has to waste resources to search and file a patent. Unless there is some standing order from higher up for government organizations to patent everything to block private patents of it. There appears to be no justification in the authorization of any funds to be used for paying patent lawyers or filing with the patent office.

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    5. Re:Gov't patents by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      I was actually confused by that when I first saw the headline. I didn't even know that the government could patent something. It's just so completely broken and silly that I never even considered it.

      There are many reasons why this is possible. First of all, the Government agencies all can patent processes/things and they have to follow the same rules as anyone else. One reason you want to provide this capability is to prevent Company A from developing said technology only to turn around and sell it to Country B.

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    6. Re:Gov't patents by JustinOpinion · · Score: 1

      It's possible the gov't patented this so they could share the information with other people and not worry about some private company patenting the idea and then sueing everyone else for us it. Basically - patent to allow people to use it.

      If that's the intent, and the patent system is working as intended, then the patenting is superfluous. Publication of all the details (without restriction) is sufficient to prevent anyone else from patenting the idea, because the publication acts as demonstrable prior art with which to challenge any subsequent patent application. (This is also why anyone who wants to patent something usually has to hold off on publication until the patent process is already underway--a publication can be used to show that the idea had already become "common knowledge" before the patent.)

      Of course, in reality publishing details is usually not enough to prevent someone else from patenting, because it seems that no one (least of all patent examiners) does a thorough job of uncovering prior art. So I guess you could argue that they were being extra-careful and strategic, making sure to patent it to so that they could liberate the idea without any chance of someone else claiming it.

      But if it really were their intention to liberate the idea for all to use, one would think that any press release mentioning the patent would also mention the associated "perpetual, worldwide, royalty-free license to use these patented methods" that the NSA is offering. I see no such offer.

    7. Re:Gov't patents by mattwarden · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if it was funded by loans from China?

    8. Re:Gov't patents by astrodoom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once you pay the government, it stops becoming your money. You don't in any way own the road I drive on just because you pay your taxes. You may get some privileges to use it, but really, not even that. I mean, when they close the road I've never successfully gotten out of my car, showed them a 1099 tax form and forced them to let me drive on MY road...

    9. Re:Gov't patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ..meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

      Public, sure, but not "patentable"? Would a private entity be allowed to patent it? In this case, perhaps the "invention" is so obvious that you think it shouldn't be. If so, fine. But in general, if an invention is patentable, then it's patentable no matter who applies for the patent.

      Look at it this way: now it's prior art, so no one else is going to be able to patent it (well, they can, but their patent will be easily challenged) and prevent the rest of the public from using the "invention."

      I think a more interesting question is: what if a private entity wants to use the same technique? Will the NSA sue them? Sue them for what, commercial damages? That'll be $0, which might be enough that they might not even have any standing or ability to sue.

    10. Re:Gov't patents by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Instead of looking at everything the gov't does and say "but it's evil because big brother did it", let's give them the benefit of the doubt.

      Giving them the benefit of the doubt is how we got the Iraq War, Banking Deregulation, Trickle Down Economics, "Good Job Brownie", and etc, etc. The Government should always have to demonstrate that what they're doing is beneficial and not just "trust us."

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    11. Re:Gov't patents by orielbean · · Score: 1

      You only own it, you don't control it in anything other than a limited sense, such as an individual shareholder can control the company it owns.

    12. Re:Gov't patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try a more recent tax form - proving you paid taxes more recently than 909 years ago is unlikely to impress them.

    13. Re:Gov't patents by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      No government should be able to patent something--that technology was funded by the taxpayer and should thus be owned by the taxpayer, meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

      Actually, I'd be happy to let 'em patent stuff on one condition: that all monies from said patent licensing goes directly to pay our taxes. Not a fund to be raided like Social Security, but one SOLELY for taxpayer relief.

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    14. Re:Gov't patents by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      I have no problems with the gov't patenting something, just as long as they don't use it to prevent people from using it in a positive manner.

      Who decides what is a positive manner or not?

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    15. Re:Gov't patents by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      It's possible the gov't patented this so they could share the information with other people and not worry about some private company patenting the idea and then sueing everyone else for us it. Basically - patent to allow people to use it.

      Couldn't they do the same thing by, say, publishing a paper?

    16. Re:Gov't patents by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      No government should be able to patent something--that technology was funded by the taxpayer and should thus be owned by the taxpayer, meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

      I know. I went to a military base and said I wanted to fly an F-22 for a while. It seems easy and a lot of fun. When they gave me trouble, I tried explaining that the F-22 was funded by the taxpayer (me) and thus I just wanted to get my share of its use.

      Fundamentally, taxes are the price we pay to live in this country. Being a taxpayer gives you no more rights than being a consumer does.

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    17. Re:Gov't patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I killed my spent mod points too, to write this reply. Can I also get automatic +5 Insightful for ths comment?

      Thanks in advance

    18. Re:Gov't patents by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      Instead of looking at everything the gov't does and say "but it's evil because big brother did it", let's give them the benefit of the doubt.

      Giving them the benefit of the doubt is how we got the Iraq War, Banking Deregulation, Trickle Down Economics, "Good Job Brownie", and etc, etc. The Government should always have to demonstrate that what they're doing is beneficial and not just "trust us."

      Did you list all Republican policies on purpose? Not that I am complaining, but maybe you just have a problem with the current dictators in office....

    19. Re:Gov't patents by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Of course, in reality publishing details is usually not enough to prevent someone else from patenting, because it seems that no one (least of all patent examiners) does a thorough job of uncovering prior art.

      Patent examiners basically search issued patents and published patent applications. If you want to challenge a pending application based on prior art, here is the:

      POOR MAN'S CHALLENGE TO A PENDING PATENT APPLICATION.

      Make a copy of the reference you think anticipates the patent. Send a copy to the applicant's attorney of record, and keep a copy of everything for yourself.

      Attorney has a duty to submit relevant prior art. He has to either determine that the reference is not material (in which case, he risks being sanctioned and having ALL of the patent claims---not just the ones material to the reference---invalidated when the patent is later in litigation if the court determines he should have sent it in), or he has to submit it to the patent office. Most attorneys will just submit it to the patent office to be on the safe side. Chances are, if the reference is remotely relevant, the rejection-happy patent examiner will cite the thing (and despite what all the Slashbots think, the patent office is rejection happy; in fact, there are big incentives for examiners to reject applications at least twice). Everybody wins. You get to keep a possibly invalid claim from issuing, the examiner gets his points, the attorney gets paid for arguing around the reference if necessary*, and the client gets a stronger, more valid patent that now cites the most relevant prior art and has claims drawn to what he is actually entitled to claim.

      *This is in my little fantasy world where clients actually pay their patent attorneys.

      This post is not legal advice. I don't represent you, and I'm not advising you to do this. You should not rely on this post for any reason whatsoever.

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    20. Re:Gov't patents by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Giving them the benefit of the doubt is how we got the Iraq War, Banking Deregulation, Trickle Down Economics, "Good Job Brownie", and etc, etc. The Government should always have to demonstrate that what they're doing is beneficial and not just "trust us."

      And thats why we have elections. BTW naming all the bad the gov't does and not listing any of the good does not make your comments valid. If the gov't only did bad, well we know what happend the last time we got really pissed at our gov't.

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    21. Re:Gov't patents by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Who decides what is a positive manner or not?

      We do.

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    22. Re:Gov't patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is another example of the broken patent system. No government should be able to patent something--that technology was funded by the taxpayer and should thus be owned by the taxpayer, meaning that it is public and thus not patentable.

      Doesn't that mean that the government is patenting it on behalf of the taxpayer, thus protecting the work that we paid for from being used by corporate America to turn a profit?

    23. Re:Gov't patents by houghi · · Score: 1

      The fact that it can be patented could be a good thing in the broken system. It could or should be that when the government patents it, everybody can use it. That way no company can claim the patent as their own.

      However patents are used not to protect ideas as it is to create a scarcity to drive the price up.

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    24. Re:Gov't patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other thing it does is allow the government to "profit" from a patent. That profit can help reduce our tax dollars, and does. It's why technology transfer offices exist. The government gets royalties from sales, which help pay for further R&D. With R&D budgets being cut so badly, this is a great opportunity for the government to be a little more cost effective.

    25. Re:Gov't patents by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Instead of looking at everything the gov't does and say "but it's evil because big brother did it", let's give them the benefit of the doubt.

      Sorry, they lost "the benefit of the doubt" when the warrantless domestic wiretapping started.

      It's a bit naive to assume good will when evil has already been purported.

    26. Re:Gov't patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, your comment is merely hypothetical. What actually happens is that you have to apply for a license to use the patent (and pay the government). Somehow, I would rather they just let anyone use the idea for free. But that's just me and I don't like IP in general.

  7. Tape Dispenser Plans Missing on NSA Website by saintsfan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh oh, someone stole the plans for the NSA Tape Dispenser, it is missing from their Domestic Technology Transfer Program website! http://www.nsa.gov/techtrans/techt00075.cfm

    1. Re:Tape Dispenser Plans Missing on NSA Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Help! They accidentally the template!

    2. Re:Tape Dispenser Plans Missing on NSA Website by steelfood · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it was a very effective tape dispenser that dispensed tape very well.

      Not to fear! It will soon be replaced by the NSA Red Stapler--as soon as they figure out their tape dispenser went missing that is.

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    3. Re:Tape Dispenser Plans Missing on NSA Website by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      Wow, I intentionally the post.

  8. A Billion here a Billion there, pretty soon... by alcmaeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    these false positives really begin to add up. Couple this will all the lame-brained terrorist detection schemes that create millions of false positives and we can see the plan to get America out of recession is to have every single citizen working for the government hunting snipe.

    1. Re:A Billion here a Billion there, pretty soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False positives already start of with whole of China, soon to be followed by (much smaller) Australia, and a few month later the UK, USA and rest of the world. So this "invention" is probably useless before the patent is granted.

      Not that the NSA's of other countries would feel particularly restricted by patents anyway. Do you think that the US would have canceled the atom bomb if some other country had already patented it ?

  9. The more collisions you have... by Carnivore24 · · Score: 1

    on your network the more the terrorists will win right?

  10. How was the mountain of prior art missed? by Andy_R · · Score: 2, Informative

    The patent was filed May 24, 2005. Googling for 'computer slow spyware 2004' gives 127,000 hits.

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  11. Comparing types by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is not just measuring speed of network it is apparently measure differences in speeds of different network layers, or types of network traffic. Network congestion affects generally all types of packets the same. Snooping presumably may take longer to identify certain types of packets.
    Oh and a passive tap will only work with certain protocols, it can't work (or not easily) with Gigabit ethernet for example.

  12. New way to fight terrorism by scsirob · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    NSA: We are going to send more troops and guns!
    Terrorist: Sure, bring 'em on... We'll be waiting and we'll fight to the death

    NSA: No wait... We will PATENT things! Then we will send LAWYERS to you and get your for INFRINGEMENT!
    Terrorist: Oh nooo! Not the LAWYERS! Have mercy, please! We surrender...

    Sure, that will work..

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    1. Re:New way to fight terrorism by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      NSA: We are going to send more troops and guns!
      Terrorist: Sure, bring 'em on... We'll be waiting and we'll fight to the death

      NSA: No wait... We will PATENT things! Then we will send LAWYERS to you and get your for INFRINGEMENT!
      Terrorist: Oh nooo! Not the LAWYERS! Have mercy, please! We surrender...

      No, no, no - you shoot lawyers FROM the guns. Fix 2 problems at once.

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    2. Re:New way to fight terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NSA: We are going to send more troops and guns!

      Do you even know what the NSA does?

  13. Dear N.S.A. : +1, Seditious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Network Snoop Is

    MICROSOFT SOFTWARE BLOAT.

    Now please return to regular scheduled Homeland Security
    Department Chistmas shopping spree with MY FEDERAL
    TAX DOLLARS.

    Cheers,
    Kilgore Trout

  14. Is there a lawyer in the house? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that anything produced by the government was in the public domain. Any lawyers here that can rebut or verify?

  15. So... what? by Geminii · · Score: 3, Funny
    The best this will be able to do is detect changes in latency patterns, possibly being able to narrow it down to certain network segments depending on how many devices are having their details analysed in real time.

    "NSAapp: Latency change detected in segment AA23. No idea what it might mean. Send the intern."

    1. Re:So... what? by rindeee · · Score: 1

      I would think that if these were deployed as a sensor net of sorts that they could isolate faults pretty readily (whatever those faults may be...tap or otherwise).

    2. Re:So... what? by juuri · · Score: 1

      Uh well that is some very valuable information, especially when deciding if you should actually send some information or not.

      If you are aware the link has a 99% confidence level that it isn't being snooped on or a 75% confidence level you may greatly alter what information, however encrypted, secure, timely, or whatever its attributes. Some simple historical sampling of trends with some "intelligent" sorting on top would allow you to assign many different confidence levels to individual connections.

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  16. Remix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://room.bogthistle.com - this is real...

  17. Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could think of a few possible prior art areas that may destroy this patent. There is one I'm not sure about. Does anyone remember what technique L0pht used (I think it was them) in the program they released to detect sniffers on an ethernet? That was a while back. Maybe it was the ARP technique, but I don't think it was? Here's a quick page I found, but I don't have time to look further:
    http://cns.tstc.edu/cpate/LINUX/Linux_How2/Sniffers.htm

    1. Re:Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it just tried to determine if an IP was in promisc, but I could be wrong.

    2. Re:Prior art? by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 1

      I remember that - it didn't work very well at all, but the principle that it was based on was similar.

  18. Prior art: L0pht antisniff from 1999? by Hobart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looking at the article, (and having skimmed but not read all of the patent), isn't AntiSniff (released by DilDog of L0pht in 1999) using this technique? (Slashdot article, Aug '99)

    Original tech paper was on l0pht.com (now defunct) - looks like archive.org doesn't have a mirror, here's the best copy I could find in Google: http://servv89pn0aj.sn.sourcedns.com/~gbpprorg/l0pht/antisniff/tech-paper.html

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    1. Re:Prior art: L0pht antisniff from 1999? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The algorithms are the magic here.

    2. Re:Prior art: L0pht antisniff from 1999? by Hobart · · Score: 1

      The algorithms are the magic here.

      Ah.

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    3. Re:Prior art: L0pht antisniff from 1999? by rapidient · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This also strikes me as similar to how HDMI works. The output and input devices are in constant communication with each other, so if a device inserted in between is attempting to decode the data the video stream is effectively shut off.

  19. NSA secrets unveiled! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How come I have the sneaky feeling, that if the NSA discovered anything really spectacular ... I wouldn't be reading about it on Slashdot?

    "Cracking WPA2? No problem but it is patented by the NSA and documented by the USPTO" ... so you can read about it, but you have to license it from the NSA, if you want to use it.

    That business model ought to work.

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    1. Re:NSA secrets unveiled! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear NSA,

      Me and my Moscow and Beijing associates would like to license this WPA2 encryption breaking technology for our new Customer Related Advertisement Program. We believe that given a large enough customer base, utilizing C.R.A.P., we can ensure that SPAM is a thing of the past.

  20. Government patents by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    How can a governmental agency hold patents anyway? Otherwise they wouldn't have any incentive to invent things that will eventually be useful to the public, or what?

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  21. Well shit. by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 1

    There goes my patent on patenting network snoop detection so nobody can detect my snooping.

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  22. I call BS by osifanatic · · Score: 1

    Putting a regen fiber tap inline doesn't cause ANY latency difference...it's all physical layer optics. I can sniff your frames all day and you'll never know anything about it.

  23. False Positives by RabidMoose · · Score: 1

    It's not like this would be the first time the US government came up with false positives...

    1. Re:False Positives by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You mean Senator Joseph McCarthy's memory lives on?

    2. Re:False Positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your history. McCarthy was right.

  24. forcing disclosure by bugi · · Score: 1

    Ah, a way to force disclosure of NSA documents!

    Think of it as a way for the NSA to publish prior art without giving up any top secret status or saying when they first implemented it.

    It is still a bit annoying that they get the patents starting at disclosure date rather than at filing date. Oh well, at least this way they might actually file instead of suppressing the tech via goons.

    1. Re:forcing disclosure by HermDog · · Score: 1

      Oh well, at least this way they might actually file instead of suppressing the tech via goons.

      Instead of?

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    2. Re:forcing disclosure by bugi · · Score: 1

      Or in addition to. It gives them a "nice" option. As you suggest, there is of course no guarantee they'll use it in a way you or I might find acceptable.

    3. Re:forcing disclosure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drat -- modded the wrong comment. Must be time for some sleep.

  25. Might work better in tightly controlled networks.. by WoTG · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's of any use to the average home user or small business. Too much weird stuff can happen on a run of the mill network. But, if you're someone like the NSA where every device is scrutinized closely and the network itself is managed tightly, an unexpected slow down at some layer of some stream of network traffic could be useful in finding a snoop... at the very least, it'll highlight potential bottlenecks in the network.

  26. Dan and packet delay by Spyder · · Score: 1

    Dan Kaminsky's Blackhat US 2006 and 2007 talks (as I recall) metioned using techniques similar to this to detect protocol based bandwidth throttling, and used it to detect P2P traffic shaping. I would personlly say that this would work to detect a layer 2 man in the middle attack using something like ettercap. Or as Dan said, to detect some kind of inline intercept box on the network. In order to do that, you'd need to hoave a pretty good idea what the latency nubers should be to start with. In my experience, most networks of any size (1000+ users) couldn't even tell you if every SPAN port on there network was authorized and currently in use, so I don't think this technique is currently viable in industry. In highly controlled networks, like I assume classifed networks are, this may be useful.

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  27. I did, but.. by notdotcom.com · · Score: 1

    It only works on copper 10/100 networks. Plugging into a GigE network will cause major problems, especially if you're plugging it in where there is likely good information to be sniffed (i.e. close to the locations POP/DMARC).

    Yes, you can buy commercial taps for Gig, but I wonder if those would insert any delay into the network (both certainly do when you have to unplug the cables to plug in your tap...)

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  28. I'm going to patent a snooping device... by Geraden · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that randomly adds delay to each packet before rebroadcasting it...making it impossible to get a good bearing on the latency in the network once it's installed.

  29. Dan dan dan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Mr Kaminsky now our go-to-guy on all matters of security?

    I would imagine that the NSA method would take where the slow down occured into account. If it's happening at while you're dealing with interchangable routes (ie. before it hits your network, or the junction box at the bottom of the road) then chances are the problem is not the result of a targeted man in the middle attack. If it was, it would have to be one of hell of an operation, tapping each possible route to the target.

    Nice one NSA, sounds interesting.

  30. Whats to stop them... by sirroc · · Score: 1

    from "Borging" an existing/profitable patent; licensing out the technology. Then using said profits to fund non-budget allocated black projects. Since the patent office will side with the NSA already.

    I'm just sayin'...

    You know, kinda like RAMBUS except instead of black projects; you use lines of cocaine for executives.

  31. Re:the last time we got really pissed at our gov by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Was that in 1968?

    Or maybe in 1861? Because the idea you were referring to the American Revolution is a bit of a chuckle.

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  32. The layers thing is cool, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what if my connectivity just plain sucks on my wireless router?

  33. Thirty year old idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frank Herbert wrote about this idea in 1977.

  34. Re:the last time we got really pissed at our gov by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

    I don't know what GP was referring to but why is referring to the american revolution a chuckle in this context?
    Because you don't see it happen? Well, then doesn't that prove his point that the government apparently does some things right?

  35. Re: the idea of revolution by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1

    is laughable at this point. . . the last REAL insurrection was the Civil War and it was put down with extreme prejudice. Expect the same for more, which is why the whole idea of threatening revolution is amusing.

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  36. Re: the idea of revolution by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

    Well, GP didn't talk about a threat, maybe check your reading comprehension?
    In fact, GP argued that the lack of tendencies towards a revolution in our spoiled society indicates that the government can't be *that* bad after all.

  37. The NSA has invented the mirror?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be news to Justus von Liebig in 1835, who perfected the silvering of glass to make them affordable!

  38. This sounds familiar by netcrusher88 · · Score: 1

    This process sounds (like me) a lot like the NEWS plug-in for Azureus/Vuze. It measures network speed and latency and compares it to peers in order to try to detect filtering/shaping.

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  39. Useful mostly for closed network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's more useful for closed networks between various locales. For open networks you would need to time the end-points so traffic overhead doesn't interfere. It wouldn't work so well if you were going to test your home workstation to the corporate office over layers of wifi, network, internet, corporate, to network... etc... I still don't get why the NSA would need to patent something that seems very simple. Maybe it's a hint... lol.

  40. I'd chalk it up to miscommunication by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    It's not a reading comp. thing. Here's his quote:

    If the gov't only did bad, well we know what happend the last time we got really pissed at our gov't.

    My point was the last few times the gov't did really bad (Civil War the most notable) the revolt was shut down with extreme prejudice by said government. Arguing that "since we haven't had a revolution in a while it can't be all bad" is a little amusing, don't you think?

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    1. Re:I'd chalk it up to miscommunication by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Nah, don't really think so.
      The thing about revolutions (in the civil war sense) is that they usually happen despite (or even because) prior attempts have been shutdown violently. It takes quite a bit of pressure and wrongdoing to drive a society into violent resistance. The US is obviously nowhere near that point, I still don't see what's so amusing about his statement anyways...

  41. it's amusing in its naivete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that "if things get so bad, we'll revolt!" is amusing because it's a naive position, uninformed by previous attempts to wrest power from the state. If you have to explain it, etc

    1. Re:it's amusing in its naivete by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm following up on this exactly because your know-it-all attitude is annoying me.
      Don't let my naivety stop you, feel free to elaborate on your armchair worldview a bit more.

  42. l0pht Heavy Industries - Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else recall a similar methodology for detecting packet sniffing released years ago by The L0pht?

  43. you gonna be da wormface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But IOActive security researcher Dan Kaminsky wasn't so impressed: 'Think of it as -- if your network gets a little slower, maybe a bad guy has physically inserted a device that is intercepting and retransmitting packets. Sure, that's possible. Or perhaps you're routing through a slower path for one of a billion reasons.'"

    It's either flawless or worthless, right, Danny?

    What a series of tubes...

  44. Government Patent? by cybrangl · · Score: 1

    As a government agency, I didn't think they could copyright or patent things because it is done with taxpayer money.

  45. NSA - Another Blow Against Internet Anonymity by tallmonkey · · Score: 1

    "Back in 2005, the same NSA inventor, Michael Reifer, and a colleague were granted a patent called 'Method for Geolocating Logical Network Addresses'... It was a technique for matching IP addresses to physical geographical locations, based solely on packet timing information. One hurdle for geolocating IP addresses using this technique is that content filters, firewalls and other devices can add to the latency time of a route, thus skewing the results and diminishing the accuracy. Furthermore, attackers could intercept and retransmit traffic, also skewing results. To effectively geolocate an IP address, the NSA would need more information about the devices on the path.

    "Enter last week's patent by the same inventor, 'Method of detecting an intermediary communication device,' (Michael Reifer). This new patent is built on the same general technique- it uses timing information alone to detect stepping stones on a path, and identify their functions. Using this second patent in conjunction with the first, the NSA could track Internet users with better accuracy, and also maintain an increasingly comprehensive map of Internet topology and devices."

    http://philosecurity.org/2008/12/29/nsa-another-blow-against-internet-anonymity