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Amazon 1-Click Lawyers Make USPTO Work Xmas Eve

theodp writes "In a move that would do pre-makeover Ebenezer proud, Amazon.com's 1-Click lawyers put the USPTO to work on Christmas Eve. On Dec. 24th, the USPTO acknowledged receipt of yet another round of paperwork submitted by Amazon's high-priced legal muscle, the latest salvo in Amazon's 3-year battle to fend off a patent reexamination triggered by the do-it-yourself legal effort of actor Peter Calveley. Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' 1-Click patent is also under attack on another front — on Dec. 23rd, the USPTO received $810 from Amazon's attorneys together with a request that the agency invalidate Patent Examiner Mark A. Fadok's final rejection of 1-Click patent claims on the grounds of obviousness. On the bright side, patent clerks — unlike Bob Cratchit — get the day after Christmas off!"

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  1. This is a lousy business decision. by jcr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Pushing this absurd patent is costing Amazon more in negative PR than the patent could possibly be worth.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:This is a lousy business decision. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Negative PR? Only with the tiny audience that reads slashdot or sites like it. That's not a slam of slashdot, but you have to admit this is not anything like a mainstream news site.

    2. Re:This is a lousy business decision. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Is it a lousy business decision?

      Pushing this absurd patent is costing Amazon more in negative PR than the patent could possibly be worth.

      Negative PR with who? The people that already feel questionably about Amazon? Because the truth is no one outside the Web world (that's us) cares, and we represent a very tiny part of Amazon's customer base, and most of us will keep on buying things from Amazon anyway (though I try to buy from Powells when I can).

      My point is that hoping Amazon gets "embarrassed" about this isn't going to happen, and your statement simply isn't true.

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    3. Re:This is a lousy business decision. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pushing this absurd patent is costing Amazon more in negative PR than the patent could possibly be worth.

      -jcr

      I think you greatly over-value negative PR.

      True. Now, if a video could be shown of Jeff Bezos broiling and consuming a newborn baby ... that might do it.

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    4. Re:This is a lousy business decision. by cpghost · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because the truth is no one outside the Web world (that's us) cares, and we represent a very tiny part of Amazon's customer base

      There are NO Amazon customers outside the Web world...

      But, point well taken: you're quite right. This is a non-issue for nearly all Amazon customers anyway. We software patent opponents do care a lot (though not all of us would avoid using Amazon because of this silly patent), but we're an insignificant minority of their customer base.

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  2. Don't see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is there an assumption that USPTO has to somehow reply to this latest submission by midnight on same day?

    The story seems silly. There is no life or death situation. I would expect no action from USPTO for 3 month or more.

  3. What a ridiculous summary paragraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    It just shows how little some people know about the patent system. A request for continued examination can be filed with the electronic system on Dec 23rd, and very few humans would see it, if any, until the docket clerk looks at it. The examiner won't be looking at it for quite some time, so they aren't working overtime for Bezos. Further, they aren't asking for an invalidation of the final rejection, they are asking for reconsideration on the merits, and a withdrawal of the rejection (very different things). If you know about the system, the summary the submitter put forward was good for a laugh, but nothing else.

  4. Electronic Acknowledgement Receipt by sir_eccles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Loosely translated means they filed the paperwork online and the whole thing was accepted automatically. So if anything, it was Amazon being Ebenezer making its lawyers work Xmas eve, the USPTO didn't have to do anything.

    1. Re:Electronic Acknowledgement Receipt by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Loosely translated means they filed the paperwork online and the whole thing was accepted automatically. So if anything, it was Amazon being Ebenezer making its lawyers work Xmas eve, the USPTO didn't have to do anything.

      Yeah, no kidding. I mean, we're talking government employees here.

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  5. Re:Obvious patent? Not back then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    one click buying was as obvious as n[anything], it starts off with a bunch of steps and slowly gets optimized to the minimum, which is a very logical progression.

    see 'one click recording', 'one button printers' and so on. Eventually all technology gets optimized to the minimum number of interfaces required to make it work.

    Not only is this an obvious patent, it is part of a special class of obvious patents, the ones that are destined to happen anyway, no matter who patents them.

  6. What the law should really be doing by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's REALLY needed is a law which prohibits the storing of people's credit card numbers. The only people who need access to your credit card info are you and your bank.

    That would moot this stupid patent, but who cares.

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    1. Re:What the law should really be doing by Dhalka226 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are certainly risks involved with letting people store your credit card number, but I don't think the government needs to babysit us quite that much. That said, there are some similar measures I would support:

      1. Minimum standards for the secure storage of those numbers. The most obvious requirement, if one doesn't yet exist, being that they can't be stored clear-text. There should probably be requirements about where it can be stored (eg, not on laptops), who can access them, etc as well.

      2. A law requiring that the storage of your CC number be optional, and even default off. Too many services simply don't let you tell them not to store the number if you want to use that service, and even those that do tend to store it until you remove it. I don't think the government should be making our decisions for us--it certainly is more convenient to check out if the number is stored--but they should do what they can to let us make those decisions for ourselves if we believe the rewards outweigh the risks.

      ...and probably more, though that's what comes immediately to mind.

  7. Bilski, anyone ? by dshadowwolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As far as I can tell this patent fails the Bilski test. It is neither tied to a particular apparatus or machine, nor does perform a unique transformation.

    IANAL, but the test outlined in Bilski seems to make this patent NULL. Anyone can implement a one-click system on any machine connected to the internet.

    The obviousness test is also valid in this case - at the time Amazon was pushing this through the USPTO... Well, my boss was handing me work from different clients that wanted a sign-in and one-click ordering system for their commerce sites. I had to tell him it was legally impossible each time.

    So failing the "obviousness" test - it was a clearly obvious step to take. To both the people writing the code for commerce sites and to the people paying to have them written... And also seeming, to me (and I repeat - IANAL), failing the tests outlined in the Bilski case... Amazon can fight as much as they want, but this patent is a dud.

  8. Re:Obvious patent? Not back then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a vague recollection of one of the backbone providers in the Northeast or Midwest trying to prohibit commerical traffic over their network.

    You're thinking of NSFNET, which was more-or-less the bridge between the original ARPANET and the commercial Internet we know today. The non-commercial limitations were inherited from ARPANET, and had to do with government funding of the backbone.

  9. Re:Obvious patent? Not back then. by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    so should TV commercials have been patented because before TV was invented "advertising on TV" was a very radical concept?

    Amazon didn't invent e-commerce. they only popularized it. and even if they had been the first to implement one-click check out, it's still not a patentable non-trivial/obvious invention.

    if businesses are allowed to patent trivial features like saving a customer's credit card information, then you risk destroying the software development industry. within a few years any software development firm would have to license 99% of all of their products' features because everything from autosave to file menus would have been "pretty unbelievable" at some point in time.

  10. Re:Obvious patent? Not back then. by johanatan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think you need a history lesson. Amazon's one-click was submitted in Fall of 1997--hardly the primitive networking days you describe.

  11. Re:Obvious patent? Not back then. by asackett · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, youngster, you are not giving those of us who were building e-commerce web sites "way back in the day" before there was an Amazon.com nearly enough credit. One-click was obvious even before they did it; the reason no one else offered it is because it's stupid.

    All e-commerce sites I built before Amazon.com existed (and before "e-commerce" was the widely accepted term for them) stored account details that were pre-populated in the checkout forms after successful authentication. It was common as dirt, and even those customers who were beyond the reach of 56k dial-up expected it to work that way.

    Yes, indeed, it was obvious even "way back in the day".

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  12. Re:So what? by MadnessASAP · · Score: 4, Funny

    And even then his work would be questionable at best.

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  13. Re:Not everyone's Christian... by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you pay your respects to Jesus/Santa/Novi God then you are taking part in a religious celebration whether you believe in it or not.

    Please feel free to point out what in my description depicted religious ceremony. And please - are you really implying that Santa Claus is a god?

    Again - there are underpinnings of Christianity in many Western Christmas traditions. Sure. But then, there's also lots of underpinnings of other religions as well. Just because one follows such a tradition, does not make one a participant of that religion. If it was otherwise, Christmas as most Westerners observe it would present some serious problems for devout Christians (who are pretty uncomfortable with the idea of practicing multiple religions).

    I should also note that I do not claim to be an athiest. My religious beliefs are, frankly, nobody's business but my own. The point isn't that Christmas is some Atheist field-day but rather you do not have to be religious to participate in the holiday.

    I know that upsets the "reason for the season" folks. They'll have to get over it (they won't).