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Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide

jddeluxe writes "There are multiple reports springing up all over the internet of a mass suicide of Microsoft 30GB Zune players globally. Check Zune forums, Gizmodo, or other such sites; the reports are spreading rapidly, except apparently to the Microsoft official Zune site."

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  1. Waitaminute, _who_'s the victim? by Sloppy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I feel sorry for MSFT.

    In Soviet Russia, MSFT feels sorry for you.

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  2. Re:The Fix.... bajeebus man by zappepcs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I got a wii for xmas and I'm thinking wii sports is easier to learn than that fix! That's enough contortions to nab a 6 under par on the intermediate golf!

    Don't forget kids, always wear the screwdriver wrist strap tightly, and stand back at least 6 feet from operational electronic equipment. We don't want this virus getting into your tivo or anything.

  3. Re:Real mature by Mystery00 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's not childish, it's fitting.

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  4. Re:LOL, Retard by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Arguing which console is better is like arguing which color is better. An incredible waste of time, especially considering everyone knows the best color is black.

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