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The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy

SlappingOysters writes "Gameplayer has gone live with their best PC hardware configurations for Q1 2009. They've broken it into three tiers depending on the investor's budget. And while the prices are regional, it is comparative across the globe. The site has also detailed the 10 Hottest PC Games of 2009 to unveil the software on the horizon which may seduce gamers into an upgrade."

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  1. Pffft. by XPeter · · Score: 5, Funny

    These PC's are low-end when compared to my overclocked Commodore 64.

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    1. Re:Pffft. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      The flames that are coming out of the back isn't a case mode then.

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    2. Re:Pffft. by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your overclocked Commodore 64 can't beat my overclocked CoCo3.

    3. Re:Pffft. by kikito · · Score: 2, Funny

      My overclocked abacus still rules

  2. Re:What a crock... by XPeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the fact that they put two optical BD burners on the extreme one (one on each page) makes me think that this article was slapped together instead of fully investigated. Where's the benchmarks? The proof that you built a good machine?

    Looks like a buncha kids opened up newegg and built themselves machines in their head...

    Why the hell would you want to benchmark one of those beauties? It's like a wife. Your supposed to spend money on it, care for it and look but not touch.

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  3. next up on article series ... by heitikender · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... best web-server hardware configurations money can buy, also 10 hottest server apps for 2009.

  4. Re:FFS by wisty · · Score: 5, Funny

    In 1 years time, it will be worth 40% of what they paid for it. That's an investement, isn't it? Heck, it's not even a bad investement these days.

  5. Re:What a crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How? Are you a dildo?

  6. Re:GPU: 2x2GB 4870 = No 32 bit XP? by Eudial · · Score: 3, Funny

    On the Extreme 4 GB of Video RAM? Seriously?

    Someone please Correct me if I'm wrong but if you're mapping 4GB of video RAM you'll not be able to run a 32 bit OS. Given that this is a gaming PC, wouldn't this be a deal breaker? I mean even the uber gamers occassionally like to run older games right?

    The kernel should deal with that. If you request some memory address, paging assigns a virtual address for the physical memory so that you can access -any- 4 Gb of data in some order.

    You can still only access 4 Gb at one specific time per process, but that should be enough for most purposes, no?

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  7. Re:What a crock... by Sinning · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nope, the mailman.

  8. Re:FFS by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps their belief that it's "investing" is an indication of why we're currently in the middle of an economic crisis.

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  9. Re:What a crock... by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

    When they talk about hot computers, they are referring to your gpu/cpu temperature of course.

  10. Re:What a crock... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1, Funny

        But she said I was the only one for her.. {sigh} I'll have to start playing "pool boy" for a less "active" lonely house wife. :)

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  11. Re:The thing about these machines is by timster · · Score: 5, Funny

    See, we live in an analog world which has essentially infinite FPS.

    The Planck time allows for only around 1.86x10^43 fps, which is nowhere even close to infinity.

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  12. Re:What a crock... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 4, Funny

    You need to reinstall your sarcasm detection package.

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  13. Re:What a crock... by Spazztastic · · Score: 3, Funny

    You need to reinstall your sarcasm detection package.

    There's a serious lack of sarcasm tags, and it's required when it's not immediately obvious.

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  14. Re:What a crock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Chingo la mujer, tambien! Ella sopla mi pene como un puta. Si, Si, Si!

    Raul

  15. Re:What a crock... by Fross · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yo dawg, I heard you like burning, so we put a burner in your burner so you can burn while you burn.

  16. Re:What games don't run in 64-bit Windows? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, I'm honestly curious. I'm a huge PC gamer and I run Vista 64-bit.

    No offence, but maybe a Wii Fit would be a good investment, then? I'm just sayin...

  17. Re:The thing about these machines is by VShael · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Planck time allows for only around 1.86x10^43 fps, which is nowhere even close to infinity.

    Holy frak. What sort of high-spec machine is our universe running on then?

  18. 64.0 fps should be enough for anyone! by TravisO · · Score: 5, Funny

    64.0 fps should be enough for anyone!

  19. Re:The thing about these machines is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And you can see the difference between 100 fps and 100000 fps in a display that uses a 60Hz refresh signal by counting the tearing lines you get per frame.

    Ofc, you disable vertical sync to get to the 100000fps.

    At some point it is better to invest in shorter display cables to get a feedback loop that is smaller. You should also invest in the smallest display you can pay so you can view it completely while being as close to it as your nose allows. That way you will reduce the space light needs to travel and your feedback loop is shorter. That will surely will give you that extra CS-or-whatever kill.

  20. Re:FFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And an affordable .45 can get you a $2,000 machine overnight!

  21. Re:The thing about these machines is by lymond01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    What sort of high-spec machine is our universe running on then?

    Over 6 billion cores and counting...

  22. Re:The thing about these machines is by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wrong. Mine, which is specced to run Duke Nukem Forever, runs your game at that resolution just fine.

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  23. Re:The thing about these machines is by Twinbee · · Score: 2, Funny

    What say we all universally switch to a 300fps system for now. It divides by 20, 25, 30, 50, 60, and 100, so it would convert most of the old signals smoothly. And I bet OLED technology would allow it.

    At a push maybe even 600fps, so that 24fps would divide also.

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  24. Re:What a crock... by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need to reinstall your sarcasm detection package.

    There's a serious lack of sarcasm tags, and it's required when it's not immediately obvious.

    Where is your irony tag...

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  25. Re:Mod parent up recursively. by argent · · Score: 3, Funny

    Upgrade your head.

  26. Re:What a crock... by thegnu · · Score: 3, Funny

    You need to reinstall your sarcasm detection package.

    There's a serious lack of sarcasm tags, and it's required when it's not immediately obvious.

    Where is your irony tag...

    Guys! I found it:
    [/irony]

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