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Hippies Say WiFi Network Is Harming Their Chakras
Anti-Globalism writes "A group of hippies is complaining that a recently installed WiFi mesh network in the UK village of Glastonbury is causing health problems. To combat the signals from the Wi-Fi hotspots, the hippies have placed orgone generators around the antennae." Although there have been many studies that show no correlation between WiFi and health issues the hippies say, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Damn hippies.
*I'M* a hippie, you insensitive clod!
THOSE hippies, however, are morons.
Don't tell me to get a life. I'm a gamer; I have LOTS of lives!
You can't own the electromagetic spectrum, man.
nah, I don't want to pinch them to wake them up... I want to give them a bloody good bitch slapping and tell them to get a job
I am not stubborn. I am right!
FiWi connectians doesn't mess up your ability to think, you knough.
hippies... hippies... they say they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
Note to self: Convert doomsday device to look like a hippy "good-vibe" machine.
Me failed English...
FreeBSD over Linux. If my comments seem odd, this may explain...
I have to call shenanigans on the whole "negative energy" thing.
For one example, take a microwave oven. You put something in, turn it on, and the item cooks. That is an exhibit of POSITIVE energy flow. If you put a hippie in the microwave, the magnetron emissions does not suck the life energy out of the hippie, the hippie's life energy is released from its oppressive corporeal representation into the next higher plane. Ergo, another positive energy transfer! Come on, hippies... we are talking technology-assisted ascension!
And TVs, radios, etc. POSITIVE energy. In all cases we are using technology to enhance nature, similarly to the way hippies use crystals, precious metals, and *ahem* herbs to enhance nature.
Or at least that is how it works in my head.
--
Free Waterfall, Jr.: "We taught a lion to eat tofu!"
Lion, sickly and emaciated: *cough* *cough*
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Lur: "Ohhhh, there must've been something bad in the hippie I ate..." [/futurama]
Er, how about us hippie broadcast engineers? I know not to climb a FM tower while it is live and I know not to touch an AM tower and the ground at the same time (you have to jump to the tower to change the light blubs :)
-- I have a private email server in my basement.
I'm sure that before they made those claims, they consulted all the sages they could find in yellow pages.
No way man, experts and sages have all been paid off by Big WiFi.
Incidentally, does anyone else find it ironic when hippies loudly proclaim that pot is harmless and then show signs of serious paranoia when they explain that it is only illegal because of some complicated conspiracy?
echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
Don't insult The Onion by comparing them Fox news. The Onion is America's finest news source.
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It's NEW to their environment, so they respond with the basic and common human idiocy of fear of the unfamiliar or unknown.
Then again, their brains are probably so fried they wouldn't know reason and sense if they fell over it.
sudo mount --milk --sugar
All energies that take wave form are positive.
And then, they're negative.
And then, they're positive.
And then, they're negative.
And then, they're positive.
And then, they're negative.
And then, they're positive.
And then, they're negative.
And then, they're positive.
...
Some make these transformations wicked fast.
> Christians actually have a purpose
Here's someone who didn't hear about the closing of the Coliseum...
Love, Nero. ;-)
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."