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Ricardo Montalban Dead At 88

DesScorp writes "Ricardo Montalban, immortalized as Khan in the Star Trek franchise, is dead at age 88, passing at his Los Angeles home. Montalban had a long and successful career on television and film. The voice of Rich Corinthian Leather is silenced, but we still have the memories."

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  1. Obligatory. by BeartheBomb · · Score: 5, Funny

    KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

    1. Re:Obligatory. by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quien es mas macho? Ricardo Montalban o William Shatner?

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    2. Re:Obligatory. by yerktoader · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ricardo Mantelban es muy macho, si, pero Mistah Roarke canceles out-a Khan. Pero Desi Arnez con "Babbaloo" est immortales! Desi Arnez es macho muy bien! Desi Arnez est mas macho. Si, si, Desi Arnez. Nexte questione!

    3. Re:Obligatory. by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Funny
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    4. Re:Obligatory. by mfnickster · · Score: 4, Funny

      The story about Khan's chest is true. And by "true," I mean "false" - it's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?

      The answer... is no. I'm Leonard Nimoy.

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    5. Re:Obligatory. by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

      GOOOOONNNNNEEEEE!

  2. Wow... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 2, Funny

    No disrespect intended.. but I didn't know he was still alive!

    1. Re:Wow... by RAM_Doubler · · Score: 5, Funny

      He only lived this long due to his superior, genetically-engineered intellect...

  3. It looks like by gcnaddict · · Score: 2, Funny

    Khan got the last laugh.

    YEEAAAHHHH

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  4. Re:No more Khan by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here we were thinking he'd return in a later sequel

    That'd be pretty neat seeing as how they killed him off during his last appearance. I suppose they could go the Lucas route and write a prequel. Given the quality of entertainment these days I'd wager on Khan foiling Kirk's attempt to kill him by hiding in a fridge.

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  5. But, but.... by Khan · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I'm not dead. See? I'm posting on Slashdot.

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    1. Re:But, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're not talking about you... they're talking about KHAAAAAAAAAN, who obviously is dead:

      The user you requested does not exist, no matter how much you wish this might be the case.

    2. Re:But, but.... by KHAAAAAAAAAN · · Score: 5, Funny

      Says you.

    3. Re:But, but.... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I'm not dead. See? I'm posting on Slashdot.

      Yeah but like a poor marksman you keep... missing... the.... ... .... target.

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  6. Eulogy from the Pulpit in the Church of Star Trek by Karnak23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!
    For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

    Priest: And thus spake the Great Devil Kahn at our saviour, The Kirk. Here endeth the lesson.

    Congregation: More power to the engines!

  7. Another big loss by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    DeForest Kelley: Dead. James Doohan: Dead. Majel Barret: Dead. And now him.

    Yet we have to endure that sword of Damocles that Shatner just might sing again.

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  8. Very Suspicious by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ricardo Montalban dies. Steve Jobs takes leave of absence.
    Hmmm... has anyone ever seen them together?

    1. Re:Very Suspicious by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ricardo Montalban dies. Steve Jobs takes leave of absence.
      Hmmm... has anyone ever seen them together?

      Yes, and the photos have made me millions in blackmail money.

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  9. Re:No more Khan by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah but Spock got to transfer his katra first and actually had a body. Khan didn't have this ability and vaporized himself in an act of sheer spite.

    I can't believe I'm arguing this point..... ;)

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  10. Montalban! by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the day he took his white suit off
    And left the midget far behind,
    He started taking steroids
    Froze himself in time.

    Now he's slept the sleep of centuries,
    A superman from the past
    From hell's heart he will stab at thee
    and get eugenic on your ass!

    He'll put things in your body,
    and lay your mind to waste.
    Quote a line from Milton,
    and never forget your face.

    'Cuz he's a villain cruel as Vader
    and as merciless as Ming.
    He's as pissed off as a Predator
    it's Khan Noonien Sing!

    Phaser-fest, prosthetic chest
    it's all I wanna see
    Some may say it's fake,
    but it looks real enough to me!

    It began on episode 24
    On a ship called Botany Bay
    And they marooned him on Ceti Alpha 5
    But we knew he'd be back someday

    'Cuz he's too big for television
    They knew it even then
    So they put him in the movie Star Trek II,
    And they should have brought him back for Star Trek X

    Montalban! (Ricardo)
    Montalban! (Ricardo)
    Wrath of Khan (miamo)
    Montalban!

    Star ship fights. Parasites.
    It's all I wanna see
    You may call him Mr. Roarke,
    but he's always Khan to me.

    Montalban! (Ricardo)
    Montalban! (Ricardo)
    Wrath of Khan (miamo)
    Montalban!

    (From Warp 11.)

  11. Re:Good riddance. by yerktoader · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh yeah, and that "church" is comprised of about 150 people most of whom are related.

  12. Ensign Enginneer Valdez most significant Latino by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For about five minutes before he was killed by that intelligent gas cloud.

  13. Re:Good riddance. by Genda · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing like a family tree with no branches!!!

  14. Re:Good riddance. by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously the troll is at the top of the foodchain.

  15. I've done more than kill you, I've hurt you. by GottliebPins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Buried alive... buried alive...

  16. Most important question by barzok · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will his casket be lined with soft Corinthian leather?

  17. Re:Good riddance. by Petrushka · · Score: 4, Funny

    From Hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

    Very, very apt. Well done.

    (Though I have to confess my first thought was not "KHAAAAAN!" but "The plane, boss! The plane!" Does that mean I have to turn in my geek card?)

  18. Re:Ricardo vs. Shatner by sukotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, Kahn was a genetic superman.

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  19. Re:Mmm, copypasta. by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
    I too had always heard he was a devoutly, and humble, religious man. At least the Pope thought so as he was giving him the highest honor a non clergyman could get, the Knight Commander of St. Gregory.

    Well, that settles it, doesn't it? Clearly the Pope agreed that Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan was the best of the Trek movies.