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Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails

coondoggie writes "Researchers say technology they have developed would let boats or small aquatic robots glide through the water without the need for an engine, sails or paddles. A University of Pittsburgh research team has designed a propulsion system that uses the natural surface tension that is present on the water's surface and an electric pulse to move the boat or robot, researchers said. The Pitt system has no moving parts and the low-energy electrode that emits the pulse could be powered by batteries, radio waves, or solar power, researchers said in a statement."

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  1. Is it the Red October? by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    *eom*

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    1. Re:Is it the Red October? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Listen to it at 10 times speed.

    2. Re:Is it the Red October? by MooUK · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's even lower energy!

    3. Re:Is it the Red October? by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or even rowers' energy?

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    4. Re:Is it the Red October? by neokushan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surface for a picnic?

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  2. Watch the video by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they ever make that feasible for passenger boats then the passsengers better bring the Dramamine.

  3. Oblig by SailorSpork · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, but does it run Linux?

    1. Re:Oblig by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      In this case, it should be "does it run in Linux". (The answer is no. The surface tension is too low. The kernel mailing list tension, on the other hand, would be perfect.)

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  4. There is however one down side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The low-energy electrode that emits the pulse could be powered by batteries, radio waves, or solar power, researchers said in a statement."

    Caveat: said boat must be 8 inches long or less.

    1. Re:There is however one down side. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Caveat: said boat must be 8 inches long or less.

      That's what she said.

  5. Glittering diamond of hope *cough cough* by Oricalchos · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mother Nature called, she wants her gliding through the water patent back. Otherwise, it's neat. Innovation, even if it's copied from the nature, is welcome, especially in the years we have ahead of us. Just don't let it be another hoax.

  6. Re:Problems with their explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is the worst poem I've ever read.

  7. Boat moves without engine, paddles or sails by MichaelTheDrummer · · Score: 5, Funny

    commonly known as 'drifting'

  8. Re:for real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just break everything to 2cm pieces and send millions of boats.

  9. Yes but.. by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 5, Funny

    How effective is it at killing Manatees, hobo's of the sea?

    I refuse to use any sort of boat that doesn't maim or injure an endangered species. That's just the kind of forward thinking person I am.

    1. Re:Yes but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How effective is it at killing Manatees,

      Oh, the huge Manatee!

  10. "Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by overcaffein8d · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails

    the vikings fixed this problem long ago.

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    1. Re:"Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails" by Sibko · · Score: 3, Funny

      Boat Moves Without an Engine Or Sails

      the vikings fixed this problem long ago.

      They sure did.

  11. Re:Practical use? by plasmacutter · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are the advantages of this over using an engine or sail? Would it be friendlier to the environment, faster, or efficient?

    Whatever the practical application, this is cool!

    It's a brilliant way to ship your toothpicks overseas one at a time.

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  12. Re:for real by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think that's called the BoatTorrent protocol.

  13. Re:Better Article by YourExperiment · · Score: 5, Funny

    Raising the rear end of a RORO ship or passenger cruiser a millimetre or two isn't going to have much of an effect, methinks.

    RORORO your ship,
    Gently down a slope,
    Surface tension's far too weak,
    The whole idea is broke.

  14. Re:Calm water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!

  15. Save the Sea Kittens from the electric pulses! by TyFighter · · Score: 2, Funny

    The tinfoil hat wearing members of PETA won't stand for such sea kitten torture and distress!

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  16. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by jackbird · · Score: 2, Funny

    +5 Informative for a graphic diarrhea analogy. I tip my hat to you!

  17. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Picture a large, straight colon, shoving diarrhea rearward via peristalsis:

    Yeah...thanks for the visual. Couldn't you have used some sort of car analogy?

  18. Re:No, it is not even remotely similar. by cekander · · Score: 2, Funny

    perhaps you would prefer an ejaculatory analogy next time?

  19. Re:Calm water by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can this really work outside of a lab, where the water surface isn't like glass ?

    It sure can work outside the lab. Check out the pics (search for figure 2 / figure 3) to see photos!

    I love how Figure #9 has the naughty bits blacked out!

     

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