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Smart Robot Capable of Hunting For Its Own "Food"

coondoggie writes "Ok, maybe this is getting a little too close to bringing Terminator-like robots to life. For starters, eco-friendly engine builder Cyclone Power this week inked a contract from Robotic Technologies, Inc. (RTI) to develop what it calls a beta biomass engine system that will be the heart of RTI's Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR). The purpose of EATR is to develop and demonstrate an autonomous robotic platform able to perform long-range, long-endurance missions without the need for manual or conventional re-fueling — in other words it needs to 'eat.' According to researchers, the EATR system gets its energy by foraging, or what the firms describe as 'engaging in biologically-inspired, organism-like, energy-harvesting behavior which is the equivalent of eating. It can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable.'" We can only hope they don't team up with the Multi-Robot Pursuit System project to "search for and detect a non-cooperative human."

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  1. Not like Terminator by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, maybe this is getting a little too close to bringing Terminator-like robots to life.

    No, too-Terminator-like would be if it said, "You are not Sarah Connor. But I am a bit peckish...."

    1. Re:Not like Terminator by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on... look on the bright side. Instead of your child getting blown apart by a land mine left over from the last invasion, they can get blown apart by a hunter-killer drone. That's WAY cooler.

      Reminds me of Stephen King's The Dark Tower... maybe they could dress it up like a bear...

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    2. Re:Not like Terminator by memnock · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... more like The Matrix.

  2. Only a few questions by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Am I "biomass"?
    2. Is my kitten, Fluffy, who likes to go outside, "biomass"?
    3. If I died in my home, would I then become "biomass"? In other words, will Fluffy have any competition for my corpse?
    1. Re:Only a few questions by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...that the energy required in harvesting anything that moves is far in excess of the energy that the robot will be able to extract from it.

      Tell that to every ambush predator on the planet. As an added bonus, I bet the standby mode on the robot burns less energy than most waiting ambush predators too.

      "Hey, is that a new trashcan outside the Dunkin Donuts? Huh I think it moved....WAARGHHHHHHH...."

    2. Re:Only a few questions by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I imagine a robot that can eat biomass would do pretty well as a trashcan outside Dunkin Donuts anyway. Lots of fat and sugar getting tossed in when the doughnuts go stale.

      Or McDonalds, for that matter.

  3. Re:I'm starting to think that the Amish by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure the robots will find them delicious as well.

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  4. Re:I'm starting to think that the Amish by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet the Amish could apply for the "organic" label.

    If a machine only eats "organic" people, do you think they'd be eligible for tax breaks as a "green" consumer?

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  5. My worst fear by parascott · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have visions of the energizer bunny as a mutant omnivore.

    It just keeps going, and going, and going.....

  6. Remember the most important lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Limit the robots to a six foot power cord.

  7. Unstopable! by snspdaarf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great. This thing will siphon your fuel tank, and if that fails, threaten to eat your cat unless you hand over the charge card for the local service station.

    What will it do when it figures out WE are biomass?

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  8. Re:I'm starting to think that the Amish by Smidge207 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet the Amish could apply for the "organic" label.

    As in Amish potato salad?

    =Smidge=

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  9. Re:Not at all premature by Covert+Penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're assuming that the lawn mower was tasked with the cat's safety in addition to cutting the grass.

    Alternatives:
    1.) Make the wheels smaller so the cat can't enter the business end of the machine.
    2.) Get a dog. Most are too big for the lawnmower to injure, and will keep the cat off the grass.
    3.) Reconsider feline sympathy.

  10. My home would be an ideal habitat by srussia · · Score: 5, Funny

    When can I get a Roomba that runs on nacho crumbs and spilled Mountain Dew?

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  11. Ummm, I'm thinking that, in this situation by wiredog · · Score: 2, Funny

    they'd be the "consumed" rather than the "consumers", so no tax break. Unless you're talking about giving the robots a tax break.

    1. Re:Ummm, I'm thinking that, in this situation by Retric · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think the "consumed" need a tax break. So, I expect he was talking about the robots.

  12. Re:I'm starting to think that the Amish by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, more like "Genuine Corn Fed Humans, no extra processing, no artificial hormones or sweeteners! Raised on the farm without cages!"

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  13. Dr. Frankenstein by SL1200MKII · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Cyclone brings to this project one of the most advanced external combustion engine technologies we have seen," stated Dr. Robert Finkelstein, President of RTI"

    Maybe it's just me but I find it a little worrying that this monster of a robot was created by Dr. Finkelstein

    It's alive Igor, It's Alive!!

  14. Protection by ohnotherobots · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fortunately my tinfoil hat will cause the robots to think I am not made of organic material.

  15. Re:Alternative to scary Sci-Fi plots by lucas_picador · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Attention, citizen! I am Robocop(rophage). Step away from the doggie doo and nobody gets eaten."

    "Thank you for your copro-peration."

    (Sorry, I just can't stop.)

  16. Re:biomass to fuel? by internerdj · · Score: 3, Funny

    I misread your post and got the mental image of waking up, preparing for work, going to the garage and finding my car has wandered off in search of fuel because it "got hungry."

  17. Re:How much longer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the nuclear war was really just emo-skynet cutting itself?

  18. DARPA's new endeavor by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 5, Funny

    long-endurance missions such as search and rescue in the mountains and caves of Afghanistan and Pakistan

    Greetings person in Afghan cave.
    I am a robot.
    I am here to rescue you.
    *chainsaw*
    Stand still so I can rescue you.

  19. NOM NOM NOM by Antlerbot · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I think I see a solution to the homeless problem coming up...

  20. Re:WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let's just hope they read xkcd:

    thisAlgorithmBecomingSkynetCost = 999999999;

  21. Re:Oh shoot! by couchslug · · Score: 2, Funny

    "So we've got omnivorous assassin bots that consume their "target" after "acquisition" to remove evidence of the mission. That's just great."

    "Whirrrr...click....BLAM!

    OM NOM NOM NOM.

    Sploot.

    Whirr...."

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