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Fannie Mae Worker Indicted For Malicious Script

dfdashh writes "A former Fannie Mae contractor has been indicted by a federal grand jury in Baltimore, MD for computer intrusion. He attempted to propagate a malicious script throughout the company's 4,000 servers. The DC Examiner has details of the incident: 'Had this malicious script executed, [Fannie Mae] engineers expect it would have caused millions of dollars of damage and reduced if not shutdown operations at [Fannie Mae] for at least one week. ... The virus was set to execute at 9 a.m. Jan. 31, first disabling Fannie Mae's computer monitoring system and then cutting all access to the company's 4,000 servers, Nye wrote. Anyone trying to log in would receive a message saying "Server Graveyard." From there, the virus would wipe out all Fannie Mae data, replacing it with zeros, Nye wrote. Finally, the virus would shut down the servers.'"

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  1. erase my mortgage by tritonman · · Score: 5, Funny

    the only thing that matters to me... will it erase my mortgage??!??!

    1. Re:erase my mortgage by tritonman · · Score: 5, Funny

      even if that were true... erase my mortgage, take my house, I go buy one the same size for half the price now!

    2. Re:erase my mortgage by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, we slashdotters, as natural problem-solvers, should get together and work on a program to do that. It's a pretty pie-in-the-sky idea, though. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should call it "Pie-in-the-Sky."

      No, sounds too hokey. Need something more computer-sounding. How about "Skynet"?

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  2. The First Rule of Fight Club by rhathar · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've gotta wipe the system, man. Give everyone a blank slate!

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  3. but would it have had graphics? by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either a laughing skull and bones or an animated version of him as a bobblehead that pisses off Samuel L. Jackson with his hacker crap?

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  4. But did it.... by Phoenixhawk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look like he was flying through a cyberspace version of his city while he was doing it???

  5. My goodness! It might have... by Petersko · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...turned Fannie Mae into a financial failure.

  6. It's a deal! by cfulmer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Considering that Fannie Mae has been losing billions every week, the idea of only losing a few million for a week sounds like a great idea.

  7. I am .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise

  8. Technically by cowscows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Technically, all of the data in a computer is really just a bunch of ones and zeros, so assuming a fairly even mix of those two possibilities, writing over everything with zeros would only change half of their data.

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    1. Re:Technically by wren337 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Great defense.
      "In fairness, a lot of those were zeros already."

  9. Woah by bFusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is like if someone mixed the movies Office Space and Fight Club together!

    1. Re:Woah by maino82 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first rule of PC Load Letter is you don't talk about PC Load Letter.

  10. Zero vs. Less Than Zero by srussia · · Score: 5, Funny

    From there, the virus would wipe out all Fannie Mae data, replacing it with zeros

    Wouldn't zero be an improvement over negative whatever?

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