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Alaskans Prepare For Volcanic Eruption

An anonymous reader writes "Mount Redoubt, or Redoubt Volcano, is an active stratovolcano in the largely volcanic Aleutian Range of Alaska. The once quiet volcano has begun to roar once again. Its last eruption was in 1989 and geologists suggest that the next one is upon us. Alaskans who lived through the earlier eruption are stocking up on breathing masks and goggles. Starting on Friday, January 23 2009, the level of seismic activity increased markedly, and on Sunday AVO raised the Aviation Color Code to ORANGE and the Volcano Alert Level to WATCH. On the basis of all available monitoring data AVO regards that an eruption similar to or smaller than the one that occurred in 1989-90 is the most probable outcome. We expect such an eruption to occur within days to weeks." From the AP article: "Alaska's volcanoes are not like Hawaii's. 'Most of them don't put out the red river of lava,' said the observatory's John Power. Instead, they typically explode and shoot ash 30,000 to 50,000 feet high — more than nine miles — into the jet stream. 'It's a very abrasive kind of rock fragment,' Power said. The particulate has jagged edges and has been used as an industrial abrasive. 'They use this to polish all kinds of metals,' he said." The server for the Alaska Volcano Observatory appears to be overloaded and is unresponsive.

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  1. Bah! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My grandpappy stayed on this mountain, and I'll be damned if I'm going to leave it! I'm staying righ#@$#@%$NO CARRIER

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    1. Re:Bah! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      My grandpappy stayed on this mountain, and I'll be damned if I'm going to leave it! I'm staying righ#@$#@%$NO CARRIER

      Ok, so we've got someone who is unwilling to evacuate. Check. Now all we need is a fairly attractive MILF who may sire the future leader of the human resistance^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^W^Wis the mayor of a small town. Oh and Pierce Brosnan too. Can't forget him. Add those two things in and I think we've got ourselves a movie ;)

      (Bonus points for adding in a family dog that will survive all manner of bad situations even as the humans around him are dropping like flies)

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    2. Re:Bah! by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ah, I'd forgotten about that one. Yeah that was pretty cheesy. They did actually manage such a feat in Iceland once upon a time. Of course it took millions of gallons of water (far more then you'd get from fire trucks) and they didn't stop the lava flow -- all they did was divert it from a harbor that they were trying to save.

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  2. Re:Really? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perpare?

    Yup, that's the way we say it in Chicago. Just ask the mare.

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  3. Ocol by Talisman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fi Noly Ilnux ahd a psellchecker.

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  4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yse, perpare! Seh's gnona bolw!

  5. adding fuel to the (server) fire by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The server for the Alaska Volcano Observatory appears to be overloaded and is unresponsive.

    And so you post a direct link to it on the slashdot front page?

    Way to go, kdawson, way to go. You've ensured the Alaska Volcano Observatory site is going to be down even longer.

    Why would you do that? Did that site molest you when you were young or something?

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    1. Re:adding fuel to the (server) fire by Rasit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have to admit that the first thing I did upon reading that was to click the link to see if the server really was down. *hangs head in shame*

    2. Re:adding fuel to the (server) fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I did the same, but for another reason: when it goes down, you have to make sure it /stays/ down.

    3. Re:adding fuel to the (server) fire by nonewmsgs · · Score: 4, Funny

      i just checked it to try to see if it is back up and it is, so we don't have to worry. you can always see for yourselves if you don't believe me.

    4. Re:adding fuel to the (server) fire by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll just set up a batch job to keep pinging it until it comes up...

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  6. I have a vague memory of St. Helens by txoof · · Score: 4, Informative

    I find this to be pretty exciting. I was just a little kid when St. Helens blew her top. I remember the ash coating our cars in Colorado. I thought it was so cool that it was snowing dirt.

    Then again, I don't live right under the thing and my home, livelihood, health and property aren't currently being threatened by microscopic airborne razor blades.

    Have any slashdot readers been close to an erupting volcano? Especially the subduction zone variety? Can you give us an account of what it's like?

    These ring-o-fire volcanoes usually explode rather than ooze due to the composition of their magma. There's lots of dissolved gasses that like to become undissolved in massive bangs.

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    1. Re:I have a vague memory of St. Helens by indi0144 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you ever being in an earthquake? those in which you can listen the earth "roaring"? A volcano it's a bit more frightening since earth roars, smells like the Erebus should smell and the sight of a 5 mile high gray cloud makes it apocalyptic.

    2. Re:I have a vague memory of St. Helens by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 4, Funny

      Will Russians be able to see it from their house?

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  7. Sarah Palin by arkham6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I guess Sarah Palin is not the only thing from Alaska that emits a lot of gas and hot air.

  8. Sarah Palin an expert in geology and vulcanology by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given her foreign policy credentials, are the Republican talking heads going to advance this event as proof of her experience with geology and vulconalogy?

  9. And with all that ash in the air... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 4, Funny

    she won't be able to see Russia from her backyard anymore!

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  10. Let's work to avoid another "Katrina" by bogaboga · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My prayer to all those concerned is to work hard in order to avoid another "Katrina." Just like Katrina, we know this natural disaster is probably coming, like Katrina, we know its likely to be big and therefore affect many folks.

    So let us prepare and not screw up everything. Events that transpired during and after Katrina were no less than events that would have transpired in a 3rd world country. Now that's shameful and we should avoid it.

    1. Re:Let's work to avoid another "Katrina" by wurble · · Score: 5, Informative

      It can't be as bad as Katrina. There are currently over 1,000,000 people in the New Orleans metro area. That's AFTER Katrina; the population of new Orleans literally dropped in half since 2000. And Katrina affected a heck of a lot larger area than just the New Orleans metro.

      The entire state of Alaska has around 680,000 people.

      So while this has the potential to be a major disaster, it will never be anything as bad as Katrina in scale and number of people affected.

    2. Re:Let's work to avoid another "Katrina" by NinthAgendaDotCom · · Score: 4, Funny

      4) Michael "heck of a job" Brown no longer at FEMA

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    3. Re:Let's work to avoid another "Katrina" by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Just like Katrina, we know this natural disaster is probably coming, like Katrina, we know its likely to be big and therefore affect many folks."

      And just like Katrina, anyone too stupid to look after their own behinds and expect the government to come save them is an idiot who probably is due for a Darwinistic culling.

      Be intelligent. Prepare yourself. Evacuate as YOUR judgement suggests is reasonable, and understand that the consequences for being wrong could be severe, so you might want to err on the side of caution.

      What shamed me as an American during Katrina wasn't the much-publicized "failure" of Bush and co. No, what disgusted me was that in a society with free public education to age 18, widespread information-distribution technology, and AMPLE transportation resources, we have apparently bred a new generation of sheep, er, Americans with no interest in helping their fellow-man, so dependent and with so little motivation that even self-preservation can't get them to lift a finger in their own interest.

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    4. Re:Let's work to avoid another "Katrina" by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also, Alaskans are, in general, more prepared to go without power, heat, water, transportation, and the like for months at a time. They call it "winter."

    5. Re:Let's work to avoid another "Katrina" by Darby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's also known as "self-sufficiency", and it works a lot better than "government dependence", which was what was expected by too many people after Hurricane Katrina.

      LOL,

      that's why Alaska is the queen of the welfare states. How about you start being a little bit self-sufficient and stop taking 2 dollars from me for every dollar you pay in taxes ya god damned welfare leech.

  11. Re:Damn globe by indi0144 · · Score: 5, Funny

    one would say.. "it's like the earth wants to get rid of us" but thats crazy talk. It's more like the underground Molemen are pissed off by all the media coverage for things like tsunamis and fires. Maybe Dr. Evil allied with the Molemen and tried to blow the inners of the earth again but Austin Powers could not do anythings since he converted to some kind of guru. I blame religion for this.

  12. Yellowstone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The biggest problem with the Yellowstone supervolcano would be the large amounts of ash ejected REALLY high into the atmosphere and across large portions of the US as well due to the high pressure eruption.

    The prudent thing would be to place tactical nuclear warheads in deep wells around the entire perimeter of the magma chamber, and if it begins erupting, to crack the whole top at once. The area around Yellowstone will be destroyed, but the outlet for the pressure will be so large, far less ash is going to be ejected far lower in the atmosphere. We may even be able to avoid a massive drop in global temperatures, and crop failures that would otherwise kill a billion people.

    P.S. Had to post as Anon as I moderated some totally unrelated posts.

    Meuge

  13. OBLG: BSG by powerlord · · Score: 4, Funny

    And its overdue. And it is moving.

    ... and it has a plan.

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  14. Unnecesary link by stm2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is not Microsoft website in the day of the "slammer", this is a public service in an emergency, I think it would be wise to remove the link.

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  15. Re:Really? by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

    You betcha! (winks)

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  16. pansys... by akboss · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live across from Redoubt.

    There are another 12 active volcanos in the area.

    There is the valley of ten thousand smokes which is a super volcano (Katmia)there also.

    I have been through several of these since '75. Augustine (three times) Redoubt (now the third time) Spurr, so it isnt anything special.

    It does however give me a chance to sit on the beach and video tape the event hopefully.

    So nothing to see here, go back to your wimpy ice storms and snow while we Alaskans handle the real manly stuff ...ok...

    There there now nothing to be frightened of...just a little volcano farting....

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    1. Re:pansys... by MarkvW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good luck to you. I hope that your risk assessment, based on 'human time,' isn't overridden by a powerful volcanic incident, occurring in geologic time.