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$10 Laptop Downgraded By Reality; Now Fancy Storage Device

Ian Lamont writes "The news last week that the Indian government was working on a $10 laptop was too good to be true. It turns out that the project is actually a wireless-enabled storage device, not a laptop." Update: 02/04 21:36 GMT by T : Always-illuminating Liliputing has a short article with a picture of the device.

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  1. But by 0prime · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can use it in my lap, right?

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    1. Re:But by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So...Slashdot is your holy text? God is a moderator? Getting "modded down" is like being sent to hell?

      That's a pretty fucked up escatalogy, man. So...CmdrTaco is the Father, Timothy is Jesus, and Rob Malda is the Holy Spirit?

  2. And by wireless-enabled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They mean it has no wires. It's actually an Etch-a-Sketch.

    1. Re:And by wireless-enabled by Dreen · · Score: 5, Interesting

      More interesting are, going by the photo, 3 cables going out of the device. Any logical reason a wireless storage device would need 3 cables? Or any more than power supply for that matter?

    2. Re:And by wireless-enabled by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have never looked in an Etch-a-Sketch they are wires. well strings/cables

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  3. oblig. "Get Smart" paraphrase by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

    would you believe, a a storage device that plugs into your wireless router for $10? how about, would you believe, a usb dongle that plugs into a laptop that could have wireless, for $10?

  4. Re:it's okay by mewshi_nya · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wives also make good laptops, i hear.

  5. Re:it's okay by ushering05401 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Plug the vents and they overheat?

  6. Miscommunication on the part of The India Times by jerralb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did the India Times succumb to economic pressures and outsource their reporting jobs to the US?

  7. bail & switch by JonTurner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait a second. What started off as a laptop has devolved into a flash drive with a bluetooth chip & a battery! Another week and it'll be described as a "spiral-bound notebook and a pencil with a string tied to it."

    1. Re:bail & switch by rts008 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, come on, dude!

      Ignore the string...it has bluetooth! Bluetooth man!

      Failing at funny for 50 years

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    2. Re:bail & switch by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

      Another week and it'll be described as a "spiral-bound notebook and a pencil with a string tied to it."

      No, you're confusing it with a Russian $1 "ultraportable low-power wireless netbook", originally designed for their space program.

  8. Re:it's okay by should_be_linear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wives also make good laptops, i hear.

    how the hell we are suppose to know, asshole

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  9. bonus software by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Funny

    it will include a preinstalled copy of Duke Nukem Forever

  10. Bait and switch. by anss123 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Couldn't they just have said it was a glorified USB mem stick? Why the hoopla? Oh, yeah, no one would have cared otherwise. Smart.

  11. $10? Low ball. by pubwvj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, I can see it as possible, in vast mast production, but $10 is a bit ambitious. Still, if any country were going to do it, India with it's semi-socialism, semi-capitalism and very large population is certainly a candidate. It needs to be very simple, no physical buttons, no moving parts, built in solar cell on the back, screen on the front, complete touch interface. Simplify, simplify, simplify. What might be a better idea, is to plan on a cost tag of $100, again with all possible simplification, and then subsidize the cost down to $10 via advertising on the device. Turn all those kiddies into future consumers. With what one asks... $10 is possible, if it's kept simple and there are no middlemen adding to the costs. Products we make get doubled or quadrupled in price before they get to consumers. The wonders of retailing. The real cost of manufacturing is generally about a quarter to a tenth of the price.

    1. Re:$10? Low ball. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >It needs to be very simple, no physical buttons, no moving parts, built in solar cell on the back, screen on the front, complete touch interface. Simplify, simplify, simplify.

      India and tried and has failed with the Simputer, which is a real, you know, computer.

      The problem is that you cant dictate need. If there's no legitimate need for an ultra cheap machine then you simply cant create need. People will ignore it, just like they did with the linux based simputer. If people are doing fine with cafes, phones, and computer labs in school then they wont get excited over a subsidized inferior machine.

      When there's need, the streets will find a way and capitalism will refine it and package it. You dont start from the top, you start from the bottom (basement hackers, kids, startups). This is why so many grand top-down designs of "great ideas" and utopias always fail. Buckminster Fuller and Dean Kamen never realized why they were completely irrelevant.

  12. Turns out.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The project was not a laptop but actually a cob of corn.

  13. Re:Why so expensive? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    SD card slot, Microcontroller chip, Radio chip. Viola, low power, moderate bitrate and range wireless data storage device for $5. Development costs furnished by the Indian tax payers.

    Why so expensive? Have you priced violas recently?

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  14. Re:portable computer by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Informative
  15. Re:it's okay by dubbreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wives also make good laptops, i hear.

    If they are Japanese made maybe. My North American made model barely fits on the desktop. Also it's loud and doesn't do well in the closet (needs plenty of ventilation.. but that's a whole other issue). Buy american my ass.

    I'd upgrade if possible, but with the poor economy that's just not financially feasible at this time. Heck, I can't afford the disposal fee for the current one let alone how much it is to procure a better slimmer model.

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  16. Shocking/still not seeing the point. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, who else is shocked that Team $10 laptop didn't actually have the magic bullet? No hands? Hmm.

    Although the new form of the widget is rather fuzzy, I don't think I understand the point. Very low cost computers, designed with the particular attributes of low budget education in mind, are something that hasn't seen much market focus, and are thus a logical target for a special development program. Mass storage, though, has been cheapened and commodified with ruthless efficiency by the mainstream tech market. As have wireless communications mechanisms(GSM is super cheap on the WAN side, and for LAN/PAN you have zigbee, bluetooth, and wifi, depending on your budget). In either case, I'd be shocked if a special charity R&D project could outpace the standard R&D driven by people's desire for cheap gadgets.

    Perfectly respectable 2gig USB drives can be had, retail, quantity one, now, for under 10 dollars. If sneakernet isn't good enough, wireless chipsets can also be had for under 10 dollars a unit. What niche, exactly, does this thing fill?

    1. Re:Shocking/still not seeing the point. by enos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It also doesn't make much sense to have a storage device without a computer to actually make use of it.

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    2. Re:Shocking/still not seeing the point. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >So, who else is shocked that Team $10 laptop didn't actually have the magic bullet? No hands? Hmm.

      The morons in the previous thread who argued that "DUDE, CORPORATIONS PAY LIKE 5% OF RETAIL TO MAKE COMPUTERS, 10 DOLLAR LAPTOP IS POSSIBL!!!" These people were modded +5 insightful. My replies were either modded down or ignored by the mods. So much for the "wisdom of crowds" eh?

      Obviously, these people dont understand the margin on computers is razor-thin and life isnt just one big conspiracy to get you. A $150-200 dollar laptop thats usable? Yes. A ten dollar laptop? No.

  17. Re:portable computer by Kuukai · · Score: 4, Informative

    Didn't the original reports tout this as a "portable computer"? This is still what it appears to be. It was the western media that labeled it a "laptop" and ran with it.

    No, they didn't. According to TFA (as well as TFA this is retracting), the Times of India reported that it was a laptop and other news sources picked it up from there. I'm a little curious as to how this left the blog-level and made it to NPR, but the government itself was hyping it as their answer to the $100 laptop, which is clearly not the case.

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  18. Re:it's okay by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...doesn't do well in the closet...

    Well THERE is your problem. Your wife needs to come out of the closet.

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  19. Anyone see the parallel? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know when your company is considering outsourcing something, and the team that's bidding for it all have twenty years experience (in something that's only existed for two and a half weeks, but hey, they're keen! I like a can-do attitude) and actually speak reasonable English?

    And then, reality dawns...

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  20. Shocked. by sharkb8 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Having worked with outsourced Indian coders, I, for one, am shocked that Indian engineers overpromised, underdelivered, and were overbudget.

  21. Cutting through the BS... by dubbleenerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've had my fair share of laughs from this whole turn of events, but giving this some serious thought (after cutting through all the Indian government's political BS), I surmise this will grow into some sort of distribution platform for schools across rural India. Imagine a low-cost, alway-on media server for educational materials that is more current than several-year-old textbooks, and is available to students at virtually no cost (hopefully the government will subsidize the hardware). I would imagine schools might be able to buy a notebook shell type accessory, which has just a display and keyboard. The accessory plugs into this unit (or perhaps connects wirelessly) and can then access all materials available to the educational institution. It cuts the cost of storage and some motherboard electronics from the individual laptops that students can own, making the system viable and inexpensive.

  22. Two Gigbytes? by macraig · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Jeez... I have a Type II CF microdrive that's three times that capacity! Couldn't they just design it to accept any Flash media or microdrives? They're kinda reinventing that wheel again, only less round this time.

    1. Re:Two Gigbytes? by macraig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Two possible words: power consumption.

      Besides, throwing a "real" fixed disk drive in the thing, even just having to add the electronics and space for one, would probably make the cost of it skyrocket even further. Your suggestion might qualify as feature creep.

  23. Re:Wireless storage for $10? by macraig · · Score: 4, Informative

    At a puny capacity of 2GB, you'll have to take three.

  24. Re:Why so expensive? by hldn · · Score: 3, Informative

    voila != voilà

    voila is a conjugated form of the french verb voiler. (in the indicatif passé simple if you were interested)
    voilà is, in english, an interjection and the intended meaning of the gp.

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  25. I am so going to hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Given that this is Slashdot, I'd say that "The Father, The Son and The Holy Goatse" were more like it.

  26. Re:it's okay by sqldr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wives also make good laptops, i hear.

    how the hell we are suppose to know, asshole

    chloroform

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  27. Other stories that should have made /. by podom · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news:

    * $100 Car Downgraded By Reality; Now Used Bicycle
    * $75 House Now Tent
    * $1 GPS System Now Toy Compass from Box of Cracker Jack

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