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Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft founder turned philanthropist Bill Gates released a glass full of mosquitoes at an elite Technology, Entertainment, Design Conference to make a point about the deadly sting of malaria. 'Malaria is spread by mosquitoes,' Gates said while opening a jar on stage at a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars. 'I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected.'" Say what you will about the guy, that is showmanship. Well done.

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  1. Just Like When He Led Microsoft by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Releasing bugs into the wild while complaining about viruses.

    Although this time around, I'm on his side.

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    1. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by noundi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed. I only wish his words were "Say hello to my little friends." instead. Anywho, cudos there Billy.

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    2. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's funny... however he was not complaining about viruses. Malaria is cause by small protozoa (single-celled organisms). Viruses don't have cells.

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    3. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by lordmetroid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm, not a bad idea, trading HIV for the experience of sex. Not everyday a geek will get such a tempting opportunity.

    4. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by chemisus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm, not a bad idea, trading HIV for the experience of sex. Not everyday a geek will get such a tempting opportunity.

      And it's not even guaranteed you'll get HIV!

    5. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are an idiot. RTFA first and then comment.

      Attendees are pissed? So wtf? Just a (fake) taste of reality is enough to get the attendees pissed eh?

      I am from 3rd world, have been here in the US for a decade now. I'm appalled at the ignorance in this country about the way of life in the tropics (which doesn't necessarily equal 3rd world). Those diseases are real, regardless of your sense of hygiene and health. And can affect you anytime. People die of Dengue, Malaria and Meningitis because of mosquitoes. At the very least, mosquitoes are annoying as hell. When I was back there I used to dream of spreading a mosquito-killing virus and eradicating them.

      What he did was perfectly fine, even if a bit sensationalist. He made a point.

    6. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by wipeMyButt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, by using a stage trick (because you know all those mosquitoes really were carrying the malaria virus) to try and shock a group of people out of apathy Gates somehow becomes a "Liberal" who wants to equalize society at the lowest common denominator? What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing? First of you equate a "Liberal mindset" with some sort of Huxley like uber-socialism. Then you say he's trying to lower the wealthy (no one said the audience was wealthy, they're just not 3rd world poor) instead of helping the poor (he's spent billions doing just that). I think your analysis of his symbolism says more about the way you think than it says anything about Gates' action.

    7. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

      That depends on what your definition of "is" is.

    8. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by Golddess · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Definitely eliminating the mosquitoes is what he should be working for. I am sure they server no ecological role at all.

      I can't tell if you're being serious with that comment or not.

      At any rate, just to play Devil's Advocate here and name at least one situation where they could play a significant ecological role, off the top of my head I'm sure it'd effect the bat population. Which in turn could effect the populations of other bugs, causing them to grow. Sure, initially the bat population would just shrink to fit their reduced food sources, and the other bug populations would remain unchanged, but a shrunken population means less diversion between the bats which makes them more susceptible to, say, an illness wiping them all out, which then the other bugs populations would grow.

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    9. Re:Just Like When He Led Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really? You have to be infected in order to appreciate the horror of malaria?

      I don't think even getting infected reveals the horror of malaria. The true horror of malaria is getting the disease and not having access to the health care necessary to save your life.

      I had a friend who spent 2 years traveling through Africa. He got Malaria twice but had health coverage and was able to get the care he needed to survive. According to him, the experience "sucked" (both actually having the disease and it cutting time and money that he was planning on spending on his trip), but he survived with very few lasting consequences.

      Getting the disease gives you some notion of what it's like, but only in the same way that not eating for a day or two would give you an insight into living in poverty and famine.

  2. Been done by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill does this all the time at the office for target practice for Ballmer.

    1. Re:Been done by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a lot harder than you think to hit a mosquito with a chair.

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  3. Consistent by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jeez, even his philanthropy has bugs!

  4. And next up... by yorgo · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he ever gives a speech about rabies, I'm not going...

    1. Re:And next up... by Fx.Dr · · Score: 5, Funny

      But how awesome would it be if he gave a speech about unicorns? That would be sweet! And you know he has a few tucked away some where.

    2. Re:And next up... by cj1127 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh, I'm still hurting from his speech on herpes...

  5. Not a good Crown for Mosquitos by stokessd · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...politicians, and Hollywood stars" Those types will suck the juices out of those poor helpless mosquitoes.

    Dear god, won't somebody think of the mosquitoes?!

    Sheldon

  6. Next week's trick by eagl · · Score: 5, Funny

    For his next trick, to highlight the need for stricter gun control laws, Bill Gates will fire a gun into a crowd while shouting "there is no reason why only poor people should suffer from gun crimes!"

    I think Al Gore plans on having a volcano erupt in downtown Manhattan to emphasize that ecological disasters are not just some fringe pacific "ring of fire" problem, but I hear he's having trouble getting a permit from the city.

    1. Re:Next week's trick by MiniMike · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bill Gates will fire a gun into a crowd while shouting "there is no reason why only poor people should suffer from gun crimes!"

      Cheney has him covered on that. Beat him to it, actually.

  7. That's nothing by Cornwallis · · Score: 5, Funny

    You should have been at the function where he released 100 screaming Rhesus monkeys into the audience to highlight the problems of Ebola virus. It was great fun watching the attendees trying to avoid being bitten.

    1. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's more than one way to eat a rhesus

  8. Why do we have a problem with Gates? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What has Gates done PERSONALLY to make slashdotters so hateful of him? Honestly, the real reason Microsoft is able to get away with what it does is that monopolies are an inherent flaw in our current economic system. Microsoft is no different, or annoying and heartless, than the cell phone companies or how AT&T was.

    Bill Gates smoothly made sure his company won the monopoly, but even without the man, a different software company would have won it.

    1. Re:Why do we have a problem with Gates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What has Gates done PERSONALLY to make slashdotters so hateful of him?

      OK, True story: Back in the early 1980s I was working for a small startup company in eastern Idaho... we did lots of vertical market stuff for home construction companies and lumber mills. All written in C, with Assembly language libraries and a smattering (*gasp*) of BASIC. So one day, I was working on debugging our B-Tree retrieval libraries using the new state-of-the art 80386 machine (all the other machines in our shop were '286) when suddenly Bill Gates bursts into the office. He does a couple of flips over the office partition walls and killed two of my co-workers with a karate chop to the neck....one was the HR person who, of course, has all our home addresses, so Bill grabs the sheet of paper with all of them and yells "I'll be back". Well, after the police interviews and crisis counselling and cleanup... I go home only to find my wife and four triplets all stabbed to death and my dog pregnant. On the kitchen table was a note from Bill Gates saying "I did this"

    2. Re:Why do we have a problem with Gates? by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      I go home only to find my wife and four triplets ...

      You are a computer programmer!

      Always remembering to zero reference your kids.

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  9. Re:Assault ! by 1u3hr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This willful act could be considered assault by one of the attendees and BillG arrested. ... Some people are allergic to mosquito bites even if the mosquitoes are disease-free.

    I bet they were mosquitoes that don't bite at all, eg ones that just eat nectar. In any case only the females suck blood. (Pause for jokes...) If anyone had been bitten I'm sure we would have heard of it pretty quickly -- who wouldn't like to sue Bill Gates?

  10. I think he's safe by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're a tech king or politician, would you want to be known as "the guy that sued the richest-man-turned-philantropist over a bug sting"?

    Nobody in that could would ever talk to you again. Let alone invite you to dinner, because they could just happen to offer you something you might be allergic to and sue again.

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  11. astroturfing tag by poity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is every MS story being tagged astroturfing? Do people even know what that word means, or are there really people who harbor such paranoia and belief in grand conspiracies (some kind of tech version of 9/11 Truthers)?

    I bet someone's going to accuse me of astroturfing with this post and being a shill for Gates..

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  12. The new Gates by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Gates has always been largely hated here and in the IT community because of course he's the one who lumped us all with the worst of Microsoft's products as well as the best ones. It was his company that was hit by the major anti-trust suit and so on. Whilst the company he was responsible for is indeed guilty of being not particularly nice and whilst it's a fair comment to make that if he was in charge, then he is responsible too I think it's a little more complex than that.

    Microsoft as a company aside, I'm not convinced Bill Gates is actually that bad a person.

    I think maybe he got blinded sometimes by the position he was in and made bad decisions, other times there's been videos of him snapping at staff and so on but these strike me as particularly human traits, in the case of geeks who aren't the greatest at dealing with people, the latter doesn't strike me as being particularly unusual. After all, even Steve Jobs who is much more of a people person that Gates has ever been is equally guilty of such treatment of his staff. What's more, Jobs has also never been one for philanthropy either- in fact, on the contrary, he actually cut Apple's philanthropy programs when he returned to the company and never brought them back.

    Some may argue the only reason he gives to charity is as a tax dodge, but if that's really true why does he do things like this? If it were a mere tax dodge, then there's no reason he'd need to waste his time.

    This view I have of him nowadays was somewhat reinforced in a recent documentary on him that I watched the other day - "Bill Gates - How a Geek Changed the World" which was certainly interesting. Of course, we never know whether documentaries like these are made with an air of bias to them or not, similarly we don't know if everything Bill does really is just a show. But honestly, now he's no longer at Microsoft and still is willing to do things like this I think I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt for now unless he does something to prove otherwise.

    I think it's true when some commentators suggest that a few decades down the line, when Gates is old and dying that he indeed wont be remembered as that guy that ran that evil company and is hence evil himself, but will be seen more as a pretty decent bloke. I think as a person, Microsoft as a company has actually done more harm to his image than he perhaps deserves. I'm just not convinced anymore that Gates is one of those people who does necessarily deserve to go down in history as a bad guy. I may be proven wrong as time goes on, but only time will tell I suppose.

    1. Re:The new Gates by Daengbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some may argue the only reason he gives to charity is as a tax dodge, but if that's really true why does he do things like this? If it were a mere tax dodge, then there's no reason he'd need to waste his time.

      It's the robber baron principle. As they get older, they need to assuage the guilt they feel for having skirted / broken the law in order to become one of the ultra-wealthy.

      See Rockefeller and Carnegie for context.

  13. Re:Assault ! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Drug dealers and minorities do, WASP billionaires don't.

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  14. Re:Assault ! by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who grew up around poor white people, I find your statement offensive. "The system" treats all poor people badly, regardless of ancestry (see sig).

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  15. Re:Bill Gates did NOT release mosquitos. by Daengbo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since the linked article (yes, I read it) has a picture of Gates with the jar open, you should not be modded "informative."

  16. Memento Mori by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a beautiful illustration if the Liberal mindset. Rather than trying to raise the poor by eliminating mosquitoes he's trying to equalize everyone by lowering the wealthy.

    Or, an alternate way to look at it is that he's trying to remind the wealthy that just sitting still and letting poor rot instead of trying to help raise them up isn't a good thing. Encouraging empathy by upsetting their comfortable little world and letting them know a little bit of what the plebians feel of fear. Sometimes you've got be knocked on your ass once to appreciate the view. Dunno why this is a "Liberal" thing in your mind (and thus bad?), but there you go.

    Maybe it's just his way of saying, "Memento mori, bitches."

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    1. Re:Memento Mori by inviolet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or, an alternate way to look at it is that he's trying to remind the wealthy that just sitting still and letting poor rot instead of trying to help raise them up isn't a good thing. Encouraging empathy by upsetting their comfortable little world and letting them know a little bit of what the plebians feel of fear. Sometimes you've got be knocked on your ass once to appreciate the view. Dunno why this is a "Liberal" thing in your mind (and thus bad?), but there you go.

      Ah yes, that would be the Green-Liberal plan that we executed in the 1960s-1970s...

      1. Develop DDT.
      2. Use DDT to wipe out the North American malaria-carrying mosquito population.
      3. Drain the swamps to prevent mosquitos from returning.
      4. Enjoy life in a malaria-free country.
      5. Ban DDT.
      6. Crusade against anyone else seeking to drain their own swamps.
      7. Offer extremely expensive anti-malarial drugs for sale.
      8. Completely fail to understand why poor third-world countries have a malaria problem.
      9. ??
      10. Profit!

      Our society has a bad habit of declaring a thing to be evil after we don't need it any more.

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    2. Re:Memento Mori by Technopaladin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They Declared the ban on DDT after it laid waste to our BIRDS. Its OTHER enviromental effects are are also worth examining. Causes cancer and has some pretty strong effects on fauna besides insects. Your post would indicate we just decided to ban it for no worthwile reason. I personally like Fish eating birds.

    3. Re:Memento Mori by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yup. Same thing with freon. After the patent expired, it became an evil environmental hazard here. Good thing Dow had a convenient replacement refrigerant!

      Talk about a misinformed opinion. Let's deal with the actual facts, shall we? Please.

      1. The Freon® family of refrigerants were banned some 40-50 years after their patents expired.
      2. There were no replacement refrigerants available at the time the ban was enacted. DuPont and others had to scramble to meet the deadline.
      3. There are lots of chemicals (e.g., propane) that would make ideal refrigerants were it not for the little problem of them being either highly toxic or highly explosive. The problem was not in finding a substitute gas; the problem was in finding a lubricating oil for the compressors that would work with the replacement refrigerant.

      The insinuation that DuPont was somehow behind the ban is just plain trolling.

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    4. Re:Memento Mori by ddt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Depends on your point of view. Most bird habitats are threatened. Humans are overpopulated.

    5. Re:Memento Mori by mdarksbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll allow that the situation is more complex than I indicated in a two paragraph forum post :)

      DDT does continue to be used worldwide as a local vector control agent. Its unrestricted use as an agricultural pesticide did most likely damage its ability to be used against malaria through the encouragement of resistant strains of the disease.

      But many third world countries have had to cut back on DDT use because of pressure from the US aid groups supplying their anti-malaria money. And hundreds of environmentalist groups lobbied hard against allowing it into the 2004 Stockholm Convention. I consider this preference for animal over human life to be strongly misguided, even as someone who is strongly for the protection of animal life when it is reasonable.

    6. Re:Memento Mori by Reziac · · Score: 5, Informative

      I used to believe that. Turns out there wasn't any hard evidence; the DDT ban came about almost wholly due to Rachel Carson's bestselling book SILENT SPRING, which has since been discredited as having no scientific basis. (And yes, I've read the book.)

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  17. Re:And we found it SO offensive that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > Why don't other societies do that, too?

    Uh...poverty?

    > Why is it our job to do it for them?

    Uh...kindness?

  18. Gates is a "real deal" philanthropist by proclivity76 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The posers out there that want tax payer money to go to their cause are the absolute stingiest when it comes to their own money. Their motto is "Someone should give money, but it's not going to be me." That's cowardice, phoniness, and should be shamed. The idea of the government giving out charity money is awful for the personal growth and personal connection that donors get when giving their own money, under their own will, not under the threat of government force.

    For Bill and Melinda to commit to giving all of their wealth away to charity before dying is beyond noble.

    Bill's mosquito release brings a very real situation to a mostly sheltered culture. Those I know that have gone on mission trips to poverty stricken countries all profess that the were forever changed by the experience. Gates unleashed a small jar of change on that crowd, and I do hope it takes root and holds.