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Hadron Collider Relaunch Delayed
SpuriousLogic writes "There's been another delay in the schedule announced for getting the Large Hadron Collider switched back on — now it's September 2009, a year after it shut down due to a malfunction. Scientists had said they expected the $5.4B machine to be repaired by November 2008, but then pushed the date back to June 2009, before the latest delay."
It was only on a few days, and already they've achieved time travel.
November 2007 was a bit optimistic, but september 2008 is still a really fast fix!
That entire news item is outdated. :P
I have a sneaking suspicion the repairs won't be done till 2012... :| Making the prophecy come true after all.
September 2008? Its 2009 you fucking idiots.
No, the Large Hadron Collider already provoke a Time-Space anomaly.
> by November 2007, but then pushed the date back to June 2008
They're living backwards in time, dude. They think that the year of Linux on the Desktop was^H^H^Hwill be 1972.
I'm really slipping, I wrote 1908 on a check today, instead of 1909.
You fucking idiots, that's a blatant and stupid error in the summary, give this guy some love.
stop yelling at them... I still mess up the whole 2008/2009 thing.Its only febuary
Its not my fault, someone put a wall in my way.
It's not like anything happened in 2009BC. Well, not in Geneva
As a resident, I can assure you that unless you have very deep pockets or actually work for CERN (and even then...), nothing happens here anyway. It's the Indianapolis of Europe.
Here:
'CERN* management today confirmed the restart schedule [translation: announced another delay] for the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) resulting from the recommendations from last week's Chamonix workshop. The new schedule foresees [not that you'd want to bet your life on it] first beams in the LHC at the end of September this year, with collisions following in late October. A short technical stop has also been foreseen over the Christmas period. The LHC will then run through to autumn next year, ensuring that the experiments have adequate data to carry out their first new physics analyses and have results to announce in 2010. The new schedule also permits the possible collisions of lead ions in 2010.
'This new schedule represents a delay of six weeks with respect to the previous schedule, which foresaw the LHC "cold [sic?????] at the beginning of July". The cause of this delay is due to several factors such as implementation of a new enhanced protection system for the busbar and magnet splices; installation of new pressure-relief valves to reduce the collateral damage in case of a repeat [explosion] incident; application of more stringent safety constraints [no more drinking contests in the tunnel]; and scheduling constraints associated with helium transfer [because the scientists can't resist making their voices sound funny] and storage.'
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I'm all for moving it to a less controversial, orbital location, but this feature creep is getting ridiculous.
No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
Please mind your language. What you meant to say was: "It's 2009 you fucking idiot." (singular). kdawson is indeed a fucking idiot; the other "editors" aren't necessarily fucking idiots by extension.
I mean, they are, but we have to retain some sense of relative scale. They employ kdawson in much the same way that a bunch of plain girls always take a really fat, ugly one out with them to make them look better by comparison.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
This one made me laugh. Honestly.
Listen pal, it ain't as easy as you would think to do things as they are done here. You people keep whining about us not reviewing the submissions before they come in, and so we finally get around to doing it, and you troll about it. So what if it took five months to review the submission? That's a LOT better than not reviewing it at all, right?
Sheesh!
No, the Large Hadron Collider already provoke a Time-Space anomaly.
So that's what John de Lancie has been up to since Stargate SG-1 ended. I always knew the human race would be judged for our barbarism.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
I have stopped paying my life insurance already because in a year I may be dead but there will also be no-one left behind to pay out the policy.
Or to receive it for that matter.
"Lousy Smarch weather..."
No, the Large Hadron Collider already provoke a Time-Space anomaly.
A guy walked into the Chicago campus where the particle accelerator sits in December, 2001 and proclaimed he was from the future. "I'm here to warn you, we built a device called the Large Hadron Collider that's bigger than the one in Chicago. When we turned it on it momentarily generated a black hole and a spacetime anomoly, and I got caught in the anomoly. I have to give you some details to prevent the error."
The fellow says "That's interesting but it's hard to believe. How could I tell you're from the future? What's going to happen in the next few years?"
"Well, the next President will be a black man who went to a Muslim school as a child, and and his middle name is Hussein. In 2008 we'll not only still be at war in Afghanistan, but we'll be at war in Iraq too."
"Look buddy, I can almost swallow that time travel stuff but the rest of it is unbelievable bullshit."
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(Not original, but I can't remember where I heard it.)
Free Martian Whores!
They think that the year of Linux on the Desktop was^H^H^Hwill be 1972
Yes, but how would that properly be expressed in the Future Semi-Conditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional form?
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