DARPA Creates Remote Controlled Insects
EmagGeek writes "Attempts by the US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) to create cybernetic insects (hybrids of biological and electronic 'bugs') have yielded ultra-low power radios to control the bugs' flight and a method of powering those circuits by harvesting energy, according to research that will be reported this week at the IEEE International Solid-State Circuits Conference. 'Electrodes and a control chip are inserted into a moth during its pupal stage. When the moth emerges the electrodes stimulate its muscles to control its flight. I expect a run on bug zappers any day."
If you sign up now you won't get hive duty and can assist as a pollinator.
I saw this in a B movie on the sci-fi channel.
Queue avalanche of "debugging" jokes in 4... 3... 2...
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
What a waste of time. They are presenting papers about what their research goals are. They haven't actually done it yet.
There are other people with research goals to find a cure for cancer....but that's not news.
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Extra meaning for the phrase "bugged"?
But in QA they decided they were to buggy.
they should outfit their zombie remote control insects with some sort of nanobot syringe that injects enemy troops with some sort of bioweapon, such as an intracellular parasite genetically attuned to weaken enemy troops and render them unable to fight
oh, wait...
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Can I get one of these things to take my lazy butt down to the gym in the morning?
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You know no good can come of it.
FUCK DARPA!
Banish the DHS!
Why do we need a DOD and DHS?
WE DON'T!
... to the act of filing a "Bug Report".
"What did the bugs report today?"
"Don't ask me, it was filed in the bug report."
"Have the bugs reported?"
"Not yet, but they'll be buzzing the tower in a few minutes."
"I do not avoid women, Mandrake . . . but I do deny them my essence." - Gen. Ripper
from TFA...
Jelle Atema, a biologist at Boston University and at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, was also funded by DARPA in 2005 to research steering sharks with similar neural implants. Atema says that while he applauds the HI-MEMS project for its technical ambition and engineering virtuosity, he is concerned about its ultimate biological feasibility:
I have a feeling he's just "concerned" because he wants money to put lasers on his sharks...
I can see a huge army of very little soldiers... Well, d'uh! Everything USA gets its hands on will be turned into weapons.
do we know what fucked up mutations these stuff may eventually bring ?
what if a harmful mutation starts to breed like there's no tomorrow ? WHO will fix it ?
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At mere $3,000,000 per bug our government will create swarms of moths to charge into the windshields of Taliban truckers and irk the crap out of them.
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
Nice future tense, there. The fact that ISSCC was last week -- ten days ago -- shouldn't be allowed to interfere with anyone's plans to attend.
Lacking <sarcasm> tags,
ZOMG, do they run Linux?!
I saw a demonstration of something just like this at UC Berkeley. Cool stuff. http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/Research/Projects/Data/105682.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFguLwUT5lg. they don't mention range though...
. . . didn't he have swarms of 'dem critters? Sicked 'em on the Ancient Egyptians, and stuff. Since Moses was a meticulous man, he probably kept the blueprints for his remote controlled insects in a safe place. All we need to do is find the Ark of the Covenant; the plans are probably in there.
Or have the patents belonging to biblical leaders expired already?
And if you need God to power the insects, that might be a bit of a problem. Only CERN has that much energy at their disposal.
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Electrodes and a control chip are inserted into a FOETUS during its embryonic stage. When the baby emerges...
This was in an episode of the 1960s spy comedy "Get Smart", where Max was shown their new, multimillion-dollar insect microphone, and he destroyed it by swatting it with a newspaper. Repeated in the 2008 movie when The Rock kills the bug with his hand.
I could never do that research in my house. "Look honey, this is my new remote controlled..." MEOW! *swat* *nom nom nom*
...they can control the bugs' muscles, thus making them fly.
The bad news is, they have to push the button dozens of time per second.
What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
I wonder how much you would have to pay if you squashed one of these things by accident...
Even billions of dollars in US military funding can't keep a moth from getting laid.
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I, for one, welcome our new cybernetic-cockroaches Overlords!
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One group of researchers doing this sort of control of moths:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9ZA8dUU5g&NR=1
Another group that does metabolic research of moths to see how much they can carry and how long they can fly for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFKEWDfDO1A
n/t
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Coprophages/
Its more likely than you think. ;)
the device is not going to mutate. the INSECT will. you are introducing an unnatural element into the very body of a living organism.
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Why the hell are they using moths? If they want to weaponize insects, they should pick something like the honey bee. You only have to control one, make it sting your target, and then the rest of the hive will defensively respond to the sting alarm pheromones.
Or maybe pick a cockroach. Sure they don't do much, but they should be able to survive the nuclear holocaust.
Or pick a social insect like the ant and have it lay a "food here" trail to your enemy's food stockpiles. You control a few hundred ants and manipulate the actions of whole colonies. I think that controlling moths posses a "that's neato" aspect, but controlling a social insect could yield more interesting results.
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When I was in grade school we read a short story that featured a sentient cloud of bugs or nano-bots. Maybe they assembled into a human shape, but I don't remember.
The protagonist was at a station on a colonized planet or moon. I think the it revolved around a young boy and girl. Most likely the story was part of one of those hardcover literature anthologies that grade schoolers use. I thought it was a cool story but some of the stuff in those is pretty low-rent and I've mostly given up hope of pinning it down.
I want to say it was Asimov but I could just be remembering some actual Asimov that we read another time (one of his essays). I know that's all incredibly vague...I just wish I could remember what story it was. Does this ring a bell with anyone?
What would Mothra think about this?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothra
I skimmed the headers, and did not see a single Mothra joke, trying-times indeed.
What would be the point if the moth dies?
http://www.technologyreview.com/computing/22039/
Dear god, I fear history is repeating itself. Didn't we learn this lesson the last time?:
"After millennia of battle the surviving G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg realised what had actually happened, and joined forces to attack the Milky Way in retaliation. They crossed vast reaches of space in a journey lasting thousands of years before reaching their target where they attacked the first planet they encountered, Earth. Due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was swallowed by a small dog."
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
There were an early beta test of these this year, luckyly the mind controlling ray the bugs were carrying didn't work.
Carbon based humanoid in training.
Why are electronic insects all the buzz?
Was a manager reading buzzwords off an in-flight magazine?
I hear the engineers are pretty fly.
In Soviet Russia, electricity makes flies run.
*ducks*
These will be great once Cybot (aka SkyNet, aka The Matrix) takes them over.
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/02/21/0057204
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No one finds this as possibly morally wrong?
I find this a little disturbing.. Maybe at least genetically engineer them not to have a CNS?
How long before humans are implanted with similar devices?
It's funny how most people condemn the "studies" nazi doctors performed on jews during WWII but almost everybody's totally comfortable with this shit.
We live in a dark world.
All the way down and no reference to remote-control cockroaches being whacked by a Black president's shoe long before there were Black presidents and shoes being thrown at presidents, Black or White.
If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
more of features than bugs!
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Well, not as interesting as THIS cyborg:
http://www.summer-glau.net/gallery/albums/s2_promo/s2_wallpaper_7.jpg
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downs would be based on a reverse sort of a list of possible seconds:
20
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and if the Enterprise computer did this shit, the Self-Destruct Sequence would never finish in time...
As for the bugs, i say set up a bug detector, and then spray the room. They may be cybernetic, but unless their lungs and blood are synthetic and don't react with/to aerosols...
Even better, put soap and water in a bottle... Then, when the fucking bugs/flies fly around, nail them in the wings. No need for a perfect bullseye. Just goop up their wings and they go... "Won't fly no mo". then step on their asses, or even better, mail them to electronics labs, or overseas to other governments... wait, might neet ITARS letters and other export/agent/proxy signatures...
Local Bonus: No toxins in the air.
Alternatively, periodically laquer the space suspected of these buggers. Preserve them...
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