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Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch

Matt_dk writes "The debris from a recent collision involving two communications satellites could pose a serious threat for future launches of spacecraft into a geostationary orbit, a Russian scientist said on Friday. Future launches will have to be adjusted with regard to the fact that the debris [from the collision] has spread over an 800-km area and will gather at a common orbit in 5-6 years."

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  1. soviet russia by enter+to+exit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    In soviet Russia, satellites launch YOU!

    1. Re:soviet russia by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, "joke" is still funny.

  2. Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Program by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, though you might not have thought such a thing was necessary or useful per se' I'm here to tell you that a laser based in orbit than can be used to vaporize such debris is a laser worth having. Oh well

  3. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by jetsci · · Score: 3, Funny

    G.W.B., is that you sir?!

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  4. Coming soon... by Brickwall · · Score: 1

    Duck Dodgers! Space garbageman of the 21st century!

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    1. Re:Coming soon... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duck Dodgers? Did he ever collect space garbage? I think who we really need is Quark.

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    2. Re:Coming soon... by Dupple · · Score: 1

      What? Cheese?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_cheese

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    3. Re:Coming soon... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like a job for Andy Griffith.

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    4. Re:Coming soon... by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      You win. A much more appropriate choice. Never saw the show, though.

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  5. Geostationairy? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wait a second. I thought the collision was at like 300mi altitude. Now they'r saying this causes problems at Geosynchronous orbit? I thought GEO was at like 30,000 miles above the earth. Also... I didn't think the shuttle planned on traveling that high anyway.

    What am I missing?

    1. Re:Geostationairy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What am I missing?

      When they collided at those speeds the debris flew in all directions so I guess enough of it entered lower orbits to cause problems.

      Although... how it makes that much difference with all the thousands of other bits of junk out there I dont know.

      How long until we really have something like in the anime PlanetES to clean up all the junk out there? I guess it'll happen after someone gets sued for junk they left behind.

    2. Re:Geostationairy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      to get into geostationary you have to pass the 300 mile mark. If you were to hit anything on the way.. bad stuff!

    3. Re:Geostationairy? by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Informative

      > I thought the collision was at like 300mi altitude. Now they'r saying this causes
      > problems at Geosynchronous orbit?

      > What am I missing?

      The fact that in order to get from here to there one must cross the intervening space.

      > I thought GEO was at like 30,000 miles above the earth.

      Closer to 22,000.

      > I didn't think the shuttle planned on traveling that high anyway.

      Some of the wreckage was scattered into orbits that could intersect that of the Shuttle while it is on its way to Hubble.

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    4. Re:Geostationairy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wouldn't a launch to geostationary orbit be one of the least affected by the debris? This guy is basically saying "look to get to my destination I have to cross this toxic stream!" How can he be so egotistical when some other people are forced to live 24/7 in that toxic stream?

    5. Re:Geostationairy? by Digicrat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precisely. If this is a problem for geo launches, then the same likely applies to future interplanetary launches (Lunar missions, Mars landers, etc.) as well.

      Of course, what we really need is a simple deflector shield to protect our ships . . .

    6. Re:Geostationairy? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Ah! I misread the summary as "Poses threat to spacecraft IN GEO.

      I see now it very clearly is only talking about the launches themselves.

      Epic Brain Fail.

    7. Re:Geostationairy? by robbak · · Score: 1

      These satellites are (were?) actually fairly high. They were high for NEO satellites. The only thing higher, really, are the geostationary birds. Hence, they will have to take this new debris cloud into account when launching them.
      And as they had enough on their minds when making these things climb up to geostationary already, they're not to happy about it.

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    8. Re:Geostationairy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only thing higher, really, are the geostationary birds." Umm...birds can fly pretty high, but high enough to reach geostationary orbit?

      Can i have some of that stuff youre smoking?

    9. Re:Geostationairy? by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 1

      If you were to hit anything on the way.. bad stuff!

      I remembered reading a story about british scientests creating an energy shield that would be able to deflect charged solar particles away from a ship, however the atricle says that these are early results that they have obtained and would be quite a ways away from creating anything viable for use on a space shuttle/ship. Now I wonder if they would be able to modify this application in some way to deflect objects bigger than charged particles. Only time will tell i guess, anywho here is the link to the article about the british scientests:

      http://www.universetoday.com/2008/01/27/scientists-design-ion-shield-to-protect-astronauts-from-solar-wind-radiation/

      Now I do recall another article (it may have even been on /. about scientest that had actually created a "shield" that could cloak an object the size of a toaster from radar, and in theory they speculated that if they were able to "significantly" increase the power output to the "shield", then it may be possible to deflect larger objects and even energy based weapons... however i cannot find the old link to that story.

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    10. Re:Geostationairy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's avoid the problem of space junk by launching from the back of the planet then swinging around to where we want to go.

      Like how we avoid solar radiation problems by launching at night. :)

    11. Re:Geostationairy? by Extide · · Score: 1

      To GET to a GEO orbit you need to pass though the debris zone. At least that was how I took the comment.

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  6. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by davester666 · · Score: 1

    Why have lasers in space? It would be way cheaper, and just as effective if we just strap them onto sharks!

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  7. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, this is not Star Trek, where we can just point some magical energy beam at something and "vaporize" it, rendering it harmless. We have to deal with Real Physics here, especially energy constraints. How much energy does do you think it takes to boil a few hundred kilograms of iron? Do you think we have anything remotely like that which we could feasibly launch into orbit? What do you think happens when it inevitably cools?

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  8. angular momentum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if you gave the sats a twist at launch, like that provided with rifling grooves of a firearm, they could power on by any chance collision with spacejunk with little deflection.

    Or maybe they could borrow those high-pitched whistles that supposedly scare away Canadian geese hanging around airports...

    1. Re:angular momentum by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      And, if you stand against a wall, you won't be knocked over when the firing squad hits you. Trouble is, it isn't the falling over that kills you.

    2. Re:angular momentum by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you gave the sats a twist at launch, like that provided with rifling grooves of a firearm, they could power on by any chance collision with spacejunk with little deflection.

      Thanks, Slippy!

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  9. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How much energy does do you think it takes to boil a few hundred kilograms of iron?

    Nothing a sufficiently large matter/anti-matter reaction couldn't generate, provided you have enough dilithium to safely regulate the reaction.

  10. Why not just use duranium? by kbrasee · · Score: 3, Funny

    It isn't that hard, people! We had this stuff 50 years ago on Star Trek.

  11. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Vaporizing the crap is not feasible, nor is putting extremely large lasers in orbit. Fortunately, neither is necessary. You build a very high peak-power pulse laser on the ground and use it to hit the bits of debris with femtosecond pulses that vaporize a few micrograms off each of them. The vapor acts like a rocket engine, its reaction force slightly changing the orbit. Hit each bit again every time it comes around and soon it is in a decaying orbit. Space Broom

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  12. air force briefing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a good briefing from the air force up on line about what happened:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBjQvRWDBEE

  13. All in favour by GreenTech11 · · Score: 1

    All in favour of an orbital vacuum cleaner say AYE

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    1. Re:All in favour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Vacuum in a Vacuum? seriously?

    2. Re:All in favour by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Use a Very Hard vacuum.

    3. Re:All in favour by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      This idea sucks. It'd be cheaper to just rent MegaMaid for a day instead.

  14. invent cleaning satellites by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    satellites that nudge space junk back down in to the atmosphere so it can (hopefully) burn up upon reentry...

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    1. Re:invent cleaning satellites by Shivani1141 · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that any time one of those sattellites nudges a piece of debris down, it's nudging itself upwards, which consumes fuel in directional and orbit adjustments. It would also need some method of firing down and not hitting the earth, ever, or NIMBY idiots would prevent it from getting into orbit.

    2. Re:invent cleaning satellites by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      You mean, like a robot, that pushes stuff around, in space?

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  15. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by bitrex · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you have to do is use a Higgs reactor as the power source - use a fusion reaction as a primary energy source to drive ablation plates within an inertial confinement field that then compresses yttrium arsenide into a Grand Unified Theory quark-gluon plasma, and store the radiative energy from the breaking of the supersymmetry during the cooling process in superconducting inductors. God, why do I have to spell things out for everyone.

  16. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by AnonGCB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then again, if you have antimatter, why not just send it at the debris?

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  17. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by risk+one · · Score: 1

    What do you think happens when it inevitably cools?

    It'll smack into some Russian sattelite?

  18. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sharks can't fly, though, and they would have to be smart enough to aim taking into account the refractive index difference between the seawater and the air.

    Maybe if we used flying fish with frickin' lasers strapped to their heads...

  19. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vaporisation for the whole chunk is apparantly not required. Just vaporise enough to give the est a little poke into an eccentric orbit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_broom

    It still sounds like nonsense to me

  20. Planetes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is so awesome that the slashdot crowd is anime-savvy... And yet, I don't think people going and manually picking up each individual chunk of space debris is a viable idea. Unfortunately, the only thing I can think of is a giant, super-strong fishing net, one end of which would be thrown into space, and when it came falling back, we could just pull on it, and get all the debris it caught back to the surface...

    1. Re: Planetes... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      In a similar vein, but a little more practical: foam. Tons of the stuff could be sent up in liquid form, then blown to make a huge ball once in the correct orbit. Something like that would probably trap the smaller particles, and if nothing else slow down the larger fragments enough to make them de-orbit sooner. The foam ball itself would be much easier to track, its high drag would make its orbit decay fairly rapidly, and the low density would ensure this Nerf meteor burns up completely on re-entry.

      The only real disadvantage with this from a sci-fi fan's perspective is that is can be done relatively easily with existing technology. No little robots, high energy weapons or exotic supermaterials...yawn...

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    2. Re: Planetes... by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Such a human answer to seeing its own shit - we should make more shit to clean up that shit!

      I'll take NASA's word over yours. And besides, dont you realize how silly it sounds to say, "We might have to take some precautions with launch timing," and the solution involves launching something?

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    3. Re: Planetes... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "No little robots, high energy weapons or exotic supermaterials"

      WHAT!!! - Next idea please...

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    4. Re: Planetes... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Such a human answer to seeing its own shit - we should make more shit to clean up that shit!

      It's called "consolidating the problem", and its a proven method cleaning up waste: rather than having to deal with lots of little bits of shit, you make sure the shit gets collected together so you can do something with it.

      Sewers work on the same principle (we have to make pipes, pumping stations and treatment plants, and that's making shit to clean up shit). Perhaps you believe it would be better if city-dwellers threw their shit out the window instead...I don't know, maybe you enjoy cholera. Or maybe its a poorly thought out pseudo-philosophical catch phrase intended to give the user a false sense of intellectual superiority without actually having to think...could you enlighten us with a non-human approach, oh exalted being, and remove this doubt?

      I'll take NASA's word over yours.

      I wasn't aware they'd studied such a proposal and found it unfeasible (link please?). You see, this is just a dumbed-down, scaled-up version of the approach NASA themselves used for trapping particles on the Stardust probe...

      And besides, dont you realize how silly it sounds to say, "We might have to take some precautions with launch timing," and the solution involves launching something?

      When launching a satellite, we don't want it to be hit, which is why they have to take precautions. With a big foam ball, we do want it to be hit, preferably by as much as possible.

      Completely opposite goals.

      Don't you realise how silly it sounds when you fail to grasp the situation?

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    5. Re: Planetes... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Well, we could add green dye, put big googly eyes on it and call it the "Space Blob". At least the Roger Corman fans will be happy.

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  21. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was iron we could use magnets. I am more interested in what we do with the non-magnetic materials.

  22. Pedantic by MushMouth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are actually called Canada Geese http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose

  23. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    Do it the cheapest way possible, this will be the third time I covered this very same point. Implement large scale mirror arrays on earth and reflect solar light back into orbit, the focal point of all those mirrors, many thousands of square metres of mirror can readily vaporise all the debris and the really effective part of using a distributed array is that anything above or below the focal point will only get a few mirrors worth of reflected light while those pieces at the focal can get hundreds of thousands of mirrors worth. Energy input required, just sufficient to control the facing of the mirrors as well as of course radar to target all orbiting junk.

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  24. Mega Maid by theJML · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently we have a need for Mega Maid... hopefully she won't go from suck to blow.

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    1. Re:Mega Maid by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      Apparently we have a need for Mega Maid... hopefully she won't go from suck to blow.

      Like a Michael Bay movie?

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    2. Re:Mega Maid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are those things coming out of her nose? Russian scientist salesmen? Oh shit, there goes the planet.

  25. km? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think you mean 800km^2

  26. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm here to tell you that a laser based in orbit than can be used to vaporize such debris is a laser worth having.

    We have to deal with Real Physics here, especially energy constraints.

    Furthermore, sharks can't live in space - duh.

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  27. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by robbak · · Score: 1

    Assuming you were being serious, by the time your carefully focused beams travel through the large and chaotic optical device we call our atmosphere, they would be so scattered there wouldn't be enough left to give you a decent tan. Or skin cancer, if you prefer.

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  28. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by robbak · · Score: 1

    re-reply: lenses or images focus things into an image, magnified or reduced by an amount proportionate to their focal length.

    At a few inches, the sun's image is focused to a scorching image about a millimeter across. At a few hundred kilometers, that image is going to be (at a guess, someone else can do the math) miles across. Far to low a density to do any serious damage to an orbiting item.

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  29. You forgot to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...That first the polarity must be reversed.

    1. Re:You forgot to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But captain, that will tear the ship apart!

    2. Re:You forgot to mention... by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      ...That first the polarity must be reversed.

      No, you only reverse the polarity if nothing else works.

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  30. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Kozz · · Score: 1

    Berman, are you still pissed about JJ Abrams not letting you in on the new film? Sheesh.

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  31. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    But you don't have to vaporize the whole thing, just push it low enough that its orbit decays and it burns up. Ultimately, don't we have gravity working for us in this situation?

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  32. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Now imagine if you could buy these mirrors for 20 bucks a pop and put one on your roof. Then charge rich people $100,000 an hour to control the array and play "missile command" IRL. Plus, if your cable company raises their rates again you could blow their sattelite out of orbit.

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  33. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

    What if you made your distributed array out of those evil green lasers that pop balloons and crash airplanes?

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  34. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it would tear away our stratosphere on the way up, you insensitive clod. Why don't you just go side with the debris if that's how you want to roll? Some of us are trying to save a planet here!

  35. This better not delay the launch of Direct Tv D-12 by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    This better not delay the launch of Direct Tv D-12 later this year I want the 50 more HD channles.

  36. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by maxume · · Score: 1

    The really scary sharks can fly just fine.

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  37. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    I think the most feasible method is to create a huge 'roomba' - A couple of small vehicles that can be put into orbit near the debris field, spread out a large net and _slowly_ move to scoop all the debris up before moving to a position that brings the whole kit down into the middle of the pacific or similar. It won't have to be as complex as the Mars Rovers, nor incredibly large. You should be able to get the whole thing into orbit in one launch. Basically a huge net with controllable motors on it. A back up vehicle that waits till the net is done, and scoops up any bits not captured in the net, before dropping itself in the ocean as well. Not much need of recovery for the vehicles, nor the satellite bits. Just dump the entirety of it all in the ocean THEN the fricking sharks with lasers on their heads can have at it.

  38. We need to do what our neighbors do by justthisdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the cool planets sort their space debris into convenient rings using the gravitational pulls of small moons. We just need to invest in placing a few in low orbits and they will quickly destabilize anything in orbits not resonant with their own.

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  39. More importantly... by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the last thing that you want to do is break up something about 6" around into 1" pieces. Can not track it. OTH, a laser CAN be used to slow down pieces with relatively little energy, which will take it out of orbit MUCH faster. Though to be honest, I would think that at this time, the companies and govs should instead pay to have their sats deorbited and THEN worry about the little stuff. That way, it avoids this issues.

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    1. Re:More importantly... by mangu · · Score: 1

      I would think that at this time, the companies and govs should instead pay to have their sats deorbited and THEN worry about the little stuff

      They do. The problem is when one of them fails, as happened to Cosmos-2251. You cannot deorbit a satellite that doesn't respond to commands.

    2. Re:More importantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, many are put into parking orbits. Orbits that they think will not interfere for some time. America alone has several hundred dead sats that were parked. Russia (USSR) has as many, and EU about half that many.

  40. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    The debris is spread out over a volume of millions of cubic miles and the bits are moving at relative velocities of miles per second. They will tear right through your nets unless you match velocities with each bit, which would would require enormous amounts of fuel and take centuries.

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  41. Mod parent up by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  42. Concerns miss mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iridium satellites are in low-earth orbit. Cosmos 2251 was in low-earth orbit. Therefore space debris are in low-earth orbit, 20,000 miles away from geostationary orbit. If you're going to be concerned about satellites then start with the ones in low-earth orbit.

    1. Re:Concerns miss mark by flewp · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm missing your point, but....

      The debris field is at an altitude that is between geosynchronous orbit and LEO. That means any launch to get into geosynchronous orbit will possibly have to pass through the debris field.

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  43. Energy shields, people! by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1

    We had those on Star Trek 50 years ago too. Just figure those out, and everything will be all right.

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    1. Re:Energy shields, people! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If we had reactors like they have on Star Trek, we'd probably have energy shields. We already have a technique for making large volumes of cold plasma in an efficient manner. We don't have a way to produce enough power to energize a field like that enough to disperse incoming stuff and also keep it in place via magnetic bottling (or some other technology, but that's the only thing I'm aware of that could do that sort of thing right now.)

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  44. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Then again, if you have antimatter, why not just send it at the debris?

    I think we should launch a satellite in the opposite direction and then explode it.

  45. Salvage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will gather at a common orbit in 5-6 years.

    Good. Start the paperwork for the salvage rights, and go gather the stuff up.

  46. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much energy does do you think it takes to boil a few hundred kilograms of iron? Do you think we have anything remotely like that which we could feasibly launch into orbit?

    We do have something which can boil iron. It's called a nuclear bomb. Strap some stainless steel rods to it and you may be able to add X-ray lasers to it for a longer reach.

  47. ASAT by TCPhotography · · Score: 1

    This is why ASAT is so easy. You can do it, without meaning to!

  48. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by rcw-home · · Score: 1

    I accidentally the yttrium arsenide plasma. Can you fix?

  49. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by drolli · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that starships, which are in orbit, crash spectacularly (not being affected by the atmosphere) into the planets surface after being hit by a laser. During they go down usually they exhibit a series of smaller fires on the outside, for which they obviously have some oxygen supply somewhere. I have seen that in hundreds of movies, so it cant be wrong. In the same way i know that cars immediately explode after hitting an obstacle and that keyboards make electrical sparks if something goes wrong - be careful with these - its easy to electrocute yourself.

  50. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Kagura · · Score: 1

    Sharks can't fly, though, and they would have to be ...

    You know how I know you haven't seen a flying shark? You're still alive.

  51. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Laser+Dan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Furthermore, sharks can't live in space - duh.

    Sharks in frikkin' spacesuits with frikkin' lasers on their heads?

  52. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 1

    The power source is already there for a really large magnifying glass.

  53. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

    Granted, I only have high school physics on my resumé, but if you blast it from down here, you're bound to hit something that points towards the earth. That means the materials vaporized will be pushed towards earth, giving whatever you're shooting at a boost towards a higher orbit.

    Now, while we don't have any large 'nets' to catch debris with, I do believe the most effective thing to clear stuff out of orbit is the atmosphere, and atmospheric drag tends to be more effective at lower altitudes. So you'd really want to push debris to a lower orbig rather than a higher one.

  54. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Xolotl · · Score: 3, Informative

    if you blast it from down here, you're bound to hit something that points towards the earth. That means the materials vaporized will be pushed towards earth, giving whatever you're shooting at a boost towards a higher orbit.

    It doesn't work like that. A push directly away from the Earth will not give a 'higher' orbit (one with more angular momentum), it will change the shape of the orbit (the eccentricity). Essentially the orbit will become longer and thinner, and at a different point in the orbit it will be lower and start to brush against the atmosphere, thus invoking atmospheric drag.

  55. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine it's really wise to take a disastrous situation and make it worse. How are you going to avoid thousands of bits of space debris when it all has random orbits?

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  56. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Gunstick · · Score: 1

    you can also blast against it when it's rising on the horizon (unfortunately then there's a lot more atmosphere to plough through). Then it's orbit velocity will be reduced as you are firing at an angle against it's direction of flight.

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  57. OK OK OK, this'll work by Patch86 · · Score: 1

    Giant magnets. Seriously. Put a big magnet in orbit in the danger zone, have it re-enter after its gobbled up all the stray iron.

    I expect my cheque shortly.

    1. Re:OK OK OK, this'll work by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Um, the Earth is a giant magnet.

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    2. Re:OK OK OK, this'll work by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      One of those magnets that attracts aluminum, titanium, and other materials commonly used to build satellites, right?

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  58. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by rtb61 · · Score: 1

    Three quarters of the atmosphere's mass is within 11 km (6.8 mi; 36,000 ft) of the surface. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth's_atmosphere. Bet I could readily set you on fire with 100,000 m2 of mirrors at that range, even at sea level.

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  59. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Yep, here's a really scary flying shark in action (around the 2:20 mark).

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  60. Roger Wilco! by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone who has played adventure games knows there's no space janitor like Roger Wilco!

  61. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Do you think we have anything remotely like that which we could feasibly launch into orbit?

    No, but please don't give these people any more marketing ideas.

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  62. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

    The bits of stuff already have random orbits. Since you would be tracking while zapping you would know the new orbit of your current target at least as well as you knew the old one. The orbit is not going to be changed drastically: just enough to drop the perigee down to perhaps 150 miles. The atmosphere will take it from there.

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  63. We need a gigantic vacuum cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suck it all up.

  64. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, especially if this guy is right about what the Iridium satellite really hit:
    USAF Briefing on Iridium Collision

  65. Why did the sats collide ? by SlashV · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't understand why these satellites collided in the first place. I understand NASA tracks pretty much all objects larger than a bolt in orbit. Why wasn't the collisision predicted and prevented ? The Iridium satellite was still active as I understand it, so it must have had some capability still to avoid the collision. Can someone enlighten me here ?

    1. Re:Why did the sats collide ? by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      NASA doesn't have the processing power to predict possible collisions for everything orbiting the earth. A few high value objects are monitored for possible collisions (Space station). Even if they did actively monitor for all possible collisions, most of those possible collisions would be false positives, and satellites don't have extra fuel to be changing orbits for a collision that most likely won't happen.

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    2. Re:Why did the sats collide ? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      It's the Air Force that does the tracking. But you are right: they don't have the resources to track all 19,000+ objects with sufficient precision to predict collisions such as this one. They watch all the stuff just closely enough to know which bits might endanger something critical like the ISS and then track that relatively small number of objects with great precision. I don't know if the limitation is due to the radar equipment or a lack of processing power.

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  66. There is a solution by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Just call Adam Quark.

    ( For you kids - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(TV_series) )

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  67. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    The debris is spread out over a volume of millions of cubic miles and the bits are moving at relative velocities of miles per second.

    Relative to what?

    The ground, yes.

    Each other? No. Tens of meters per second, at most.

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  68. Re:This better not delay the launch of Direct Tv D by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Yeah! Nothing like super compressed pixelated bewbies in HD!

  69. 800 Km area? by stoicio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There appears to be some 2 dimensional thinking going on here.
    The statement '8 Km area' would lead one to believe that the debris has
    spread out over a flat plane.

    Obviously, when things collide in space, there is more of a
    cloud of debris than a pool table of debris.

    What is th actual **VOLUME** and 3 dimensional scale of the problem
    and where is it located in 3 dimensional space?

    The debris is also not static. It will continue to move and expand
    in orbit.

    1. Re:800 Km area? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I believe that they mean that the cloud of stuff has an 800 km^2 collision cross-section. For planning purposes how long the cloud is is much less important than how fat it is.

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    2. Re:800 Km area? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm not sure but I imagine stuff the debris does come out in all directions, but the stuff that goes toward or away from the earth ends up in eliptical orbits that'll burn up in the atmosphere. The stuff that doesn't have enough speed after the collision to stay in orbit just falls out of the sky. The debris stuff that has the right velocity to stay in orbit is only in certain orbits and the cloud of debris is probably 2Dish.

  70. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Daimanta · · Score: 1

    Parent is a troll. I tried this and my tachyonfield has completely collapsed. Thanks a lot, now I have to recalibrate the deflector again.

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  71. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Kagura · · Score: 1

    if you blast it from down here, you're bound to hit something that points towards the earth. That means the materials vaporized will be pushed towards earth, giving whatever you're shooting at a boost towards a higher orbit.

    It doesn't work like that. A push directly away from the Earth will not give a 'higher' orbit (one with more angular momentum), it will change the shape of the orbit (the eccentricity). Essentially the orbit will become longer and thinner, and at a different point in the orbit it will be lower and start to brush against the atmosphere, thus invoking atmospheric drag.

    No, this is very, very wrong. The GP was more correct than you are. If you apply a prograde impulse (increasing orbit altitude) at point A of an orbit, then the rest of orbit will change shape and rise in altitude, with the opposite side of the orbit having the highest measured altitude. However, point A will _not_ change its altitude. Essentially, this means that applying a prograde impulse to space debris (or pushing it away from the earth) will _not_ cause part of its orbit to be lowered.

  72. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you made your distributed array out of those evil green lasers that pop balloons and crash airplanes?

    Then you wouldn't be using mirrors, as the GP posted, but back to lasers (although the spiffy green ones) like the article goes over.

  73. Magnets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Launch giant magnets.
    2. ???
    3. Welcome, for one, our new ??? overlords.
    4. Prophet!

  74. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 points for being technically correct. 5 more points for being a dick and pointing it out on /.

    -50 points for failing to read the rest of his post and understanding that, while he said "higher orbit" which is technically inaccurate, he went on to say "decaying orbit" and linked to a page the explained the plausible concept he described using the accepted orbital terminology.

  75. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by toddestan · · Score: 1

    Sharks can't fly, though, and they would have to be smart enough to aim taking into account the refractive index difference between the seawater and the air.

    Actually, they wouldn't have to worry about the refractive index difference. Since their vision and the laser both use visible light, and the light from anything they are looking at must pass through the same water-air boundry as the laser beam, all they have to do is simply point the laser at where their target appears to be in order to hit it. Even if the target is not physically in that location.

  76. May Hamster Space Launch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I get older, I misread the headlines in weirder and weirder ways...

  77. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by neBelcnU · · Score: 1

    I'll see your laser, sir, and raise you this:
    http://katamari.namco.com/

  78. They WERE tracked by mangu · · Score: 1

    Why wasn't the collision predicted and prevented ?

    It was predicted, but not with the required accuracy. The problem is that inactive satellites, like the Cosmos, can only be tracked by radar, and radar is not precise enough. From the prediction, these satellites would pass at 137 meters from each other, the probability of a collision was very small.

    Iridium has over 60 satellites in orbit, they receive hundreds of warnings each day from NORAD about possible encounters, the prediction for this one wasn't close enough to warrant evasive action.

    All in all, it was terrible bad luck.

    1. Re:They WERE tracked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it wasn't predicted. The first time the Air Force knew there was a problem was when Iridium called them up and asked why their satellite wasn't phoning home. The Air Force only did collision avoidance analysis for DoD, NOAA and NASA satellites at the time of this incident. They were doing it for some commercial operators until a Nov 2008 memo stood down that effort.

      Their antiquated computational and analysis capabilities are not capable of performing CA analysis on everything, all the time - despite the fact that the capability has existed for several years. And the high precision data is not available for others to do the analysis themselves.

      So now they are scrambling to stand up an emergency capability to service the need - using the same antiquted hardware and methods. SGIs for chrissake.

      Here's a good article on the subject. It's very accurate, but to kind in my opinion.

      http://www.thespacereview.com/article/1314/1

      Iridium has over 60 satellites in orbit, they receive hundreds of warnings each day from NORAD about possible encounters

      That's because they aren't doing it right. Even with GP data and a reasonable estimate of covariance the number of Iridium conjuncts with a probability of collision greater then 1 in a million is on the order of tens of events for any given day (17 for today). Using the higher quality SP data and tighter risk bounds would decrease this even further.

  79. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

    We tried that once, now we have a hole in the ozone layer.

    Win some, lose some.

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  80. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by rickshaf · · Score: 1

    Uh, any idea just how complex doing this would be, even supposing the laser could be funded and then built in a timely manner? Oh, and BTW, the Star Wars Missile Defense System had no chance of actually working, again, due to its excessive complexity. It was just designed to make the Russkies THINK it would work, and thereby bankrupt the USSR. In that sense, it worked very well!

  81. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! You mean when things explode they dissapear?

  82. Giant armoured electromagnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have to put into orbit a giant armoured electromagnet to gather all those space junk into one place.

  83. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

    You're assuming that everything at a particular altitude has the same orbital inclination. Refer to the orbits of the two satellites involved in the collision to see how similar orbital altitudes but wildly different inclinations result in very high speed collisions.

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  84. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > Uh, any idea just how complex doing this would be, even supposing the laser could be
    > funded and then built in a timely manner?

    Yes.

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  85. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by robbak · · Score: 1

    No, you couldn't. I did the math.

    The image of the sun, created by a perfect paraboloid mirror with a focal length of 11 km, would be 11,000 km across.
    So, I'd be able to see your mirror, and it would even cast a discernible shadow, but as for burning - I wouldn't even be able to read by it!

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