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Satellite Collision Debris May Hamper Space Launch

Matt_dk writes "The debris from a recent collision involving two communications satellites could pose a serious threat for future launches of spacecraft into a geostationary orbit, a Russian scientist said on Friday. Future launches will have to be adjusted with regard to the fact that the debris [from the collision] has spread over an 800-km area and will gather at a common orbit in 5-6 years."

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  1. Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Program by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, though you might not have thought such a thing was necessary or useful per se' I'm here to tell you that a laser based in orbit than can be used to vaporize such debris is a laser worth having. Oh well

  2. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by jetsci · · Score: 3, Funny

    G.W.B., is that you sir?!

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  3. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    How much energy does do you think it takes to boil a few hundred kilograms of iron?

    Nothing a sufficiently large matter/anti-matter reaction couldn't generate, provided you have enough dilithium to safely regulate the reaction.

  4. Why not just use duranium? by kbrasee · · Score: 3, Funny

    It isn't that hard, people! We had this stuff 50 years ago on Star Trek.

  5. Re:All in favour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Vacuum in a Vacuum? seriously?

  6. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by bitrex · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you have to do is use a Higgs reactor as the power source - use a fusion reaction as a primary energy source to drive ablation plates within an inertial confinement field that then compresses yttrium arsenide into a Grand Unified Theory quark-gluon plasma, and store the radiative energy from the breaking of the supersymmetry during the cooling process in superconducting inductors. God, why do I have to spell things out for everyone.

  7. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by AnonGCB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then again, if you have antimatter, why not just send it at the debris?

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  8. Re:Coming soon... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duck Dodgers? Did he ever collect space garbage? I think who we really need is Quark.

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  9. Mega Maid by theJML · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently we have a need for Mega Maid... hopefully she won't go from suck to blow.

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  10. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm here to tell you that a laser based in orbit than can be used to vaporize such debris is a laser worth having.

    We have to deal with Real Physics here, especially energy constraints.

    Furthermore, sharks can't live in space - duh.

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  11. You forgot to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...That first the polarity must be reversed.

  12. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because it would tear away our stratosphere on the way up, you insensitive clod. Why don't you just go side with the debris if that's how you want to roll? Some of us are trying to save a planet here!

  13. We need to do what our neighbors do by justthisdude · · Score: 5, Funny

    All the cool planets sort their space debris into convenient rings using the gravitational pulls of small moons. We just need to invest in placing a few in low orbits and they will quickly destabilize anything in orbits not resonant with their own.

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  14. Re:Does Anyone Remember the Star Wars Defence Prog by Laser+Dan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Furthermore, sharks can't live in space - duh.

    Sharks in frikkin' spacesuits with frikkin' lasers on their heads?

  15. Roger Wilco! by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone who has played adventure games knows there's no space janitor like Roger Wilco!