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Doctorow Suggests Simple EULA Solution

Cory Doctorow, writing for the Guardian, has suggested an easy way for EULAs to become more user-friendly and less of a legal quagmire. He recommends reducing agreements for games, music, and ebooks to simply: "Don't violate copyright law." Quoting: "'Don't violate copyright law' has a lot going for it, but the best thing about it is what it signals to the purchaser, namely: 'You are not about to get screwed.' The copyright wars have produced some odd and funny outcomes, but I think the oddest was when the record industry began to campaign for more copyright education on the grounds that young people were growing up without the moral sensibility that they need to become functional members of society. ... it's not the entertainment industry's job to tell me what are and are not fair terms of sale for my downloads. If loaning an MP3 should be illegal, let them get a law passed (they're apparently good at that — the fact that they haven't managed it to date should tell you something about the reasonableness of the proposition)."

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  1. Agree by Renraku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are two main problems with EULAs.

    1. You need a lawyer to interpret them correctly.

    2. They generally have over-reaching and sometimes illegal demands.

    Cory's idea would go a long way towards making these problems go away.

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    1. Re:Agree by powerspike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The other thing is, regardless if you accept the eula or not, you generally can't return software, so you "own" the software that you can't use. that's the B*t*h.

      I really do believe, if you can't read the conditions before a purchase you shouldn't have to adhere to them (even if the program/item forces you to before use).

      I can't believe eula's are even legal (at all).

    2. Re:Agree by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That reminds me of the label on the sealed box for a laptop I bought some years ago. It said something along the lines of "By opening this package, you agree to the terms of the EULA inside". This was so that you could not just install Linux and ask the company for a refund for the Windows license. Ridiculous that you're a position where you have to agree to something you can't even read yet.

    3. Re:Agree by Zsub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is why in the Netherlands you are not legally bound by EULA's you cannot read beforehand. Also, the law takes precedence over any EULA you might have agreed to. You cannot take away privileges or grant privileges by EULA that are or are not granted to you by the law.

    4. Re:Agree by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      As a lawyer I think many are not for exactly your reason. But can you afford to litigate to find out?

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    5. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot take away privileges or grant privileges by EULA that are or are not granted to you by the law.

      I find that extremely hard to believe. If a publisher wants to grant you privileges beyond the law, surely they must be allowed to do so?

      It is reasonable to disallow EULAs from restricting rights, but disallow extending rights?

      Compare that to GPL (alright, not really a valid comparison since the GPL is no EULA), by accepting it you are granted privileges normally not allowed by law.

    6. Re:Agree by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't believe eula's are even legal (at all).

      Then you obviously don't understand the purpose of the EULA. The EULA is not legal protection in the sense that the company will sue the end user for breach. It is for legal protection in case one makes a claim against the company that they took no measures to protect A, B, and C. In other words, it is a defensive measure, not an offensive measure. It just reads as offensive because, well, we all know what the best defense is...

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    7. Re:Agree by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "regardless if you accept the eula or not, you generally can't return software"

      Many software companies (including MS) will refund the purchase price of stuff that's been actually been bought (i.e. there's entry on an invoice for that specific item together with how much was paid for it, or some other evidence of purchase) if it's returned within a specific time frame, usually between one and two months, depending on the company. This includes software that's been opened and installed as long as all the original packaging is returned, but they usually require it to be accompanied by evidence of purchase, e.g. an invoice, credit card statement, etc.

      OEM versions are usually specifically excluded from most company refund policies on the grounds that their customer was the OEM, so that OEM is responsible for handling refund claims from people who they sold devices to. This is actually the standard way all component makers work, hence the fact that you don't go directly to a transistor manufacturer for a remedy if one fails in your stereo system within the warranty period.

      NB: one notable exception to the above is games, which are distributed by companies who take a "life's tough" position when customers complain about problems on their systems or just the fact that they paid for something that turned out to be a piece of shit.

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    8. Re:Agree by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      1. You need a lawyer to interpret them correctly.

      You are assuming they can be interpreted correctly. Most of law and lawyering is made up due to wrangling and disputes over interpreting.

    9. Re:Agree by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I find that extremely hard to believe. If a publisher wants to grant you privileges beyond the law, surely they must be allowed to do so?

      By reading this comment, you are hereby granted permission, without restriction, to download any and all music, no matter the license, or lack of license, for free. You can also own the entire world.

      Still think they can't grant privilages beyond the law?

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    10. Re:Agree by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Still think they can grant privilages beyond the law?

      There, fixed that for me.

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    11. Re:Agree by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Chewbacca Defense?

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    12. Re:Agree by tepples · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That is why in the Netherlands you are not legally bound by EULA's you cannot read beforehand.

      "By opening this box, you accept a contract. Its terms are posted on the World Wide Web at <http://www.example.com/eula/0019>." Would that fly?

    13. Re:Agree by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, for the people writing and using them, those are features.

      You see them as problems, because you are the person that the EULA is designed to hurt.

    14. Re:Agree by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      I can't believe eula's are even legal (at all).

      Pretty much only in the US and then only in some states.

      In Europe EULAs are considered an attempt at changing the terms of the implicit sales contract after the sale and are thus not valid. Any attempt at trying to enforce an EULA around here would result in the plaintiff being laughed out of the court and having to pay the defendant's legal costs.

    15. Re:Agree by Goaway · · Score: 1

      B*t*h.

      Look, you can either swear, or not. Either one is just fine, this is the grown-up internet. But that kind of weasling where you want to swear but don't really dare to is just pathetic.

    16. Re:Agree by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "By opening this box, you accept a contract. Its terms are posted on the World Wide Web at ." Would that fly?

      Not unless you're providing access to the web in the checkout line at the store. Also, there's nothing stopping the online EULA from being changed between the time you read the EULA, the time you buy the item and the time you open it.

    17. Re:Agree by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      By agreeing to this license, you are allowed to make up to 10 copies of the licensed software and distribute them to friends and family.

      Just granted privileges beyond the law.

    18. Re:Agree by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      It would still be a step up from the current scenario, though, of buy the software, open the box, put the install disc in, *THEN* see the EULA and:

      1) Agree to it and install the software, or

      2) Don't agree to it and be unable to return the software due to open box thus:
                    a) causing you to be out the money without software you can use, or
                    b) forcing you to agree to the EULA so you can get use out of the software that you've bought and can't return.

      The URL-on-box scenario would let you buy the software, go home, read the EULA and then either return the software unopened or open the box, install the software, and agree to the EULA.

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    19. Re:Agree by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Frack you :D

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    20. Re:Agree by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      No, you've extended the license. You have been granted a further 10 licenses for your purchase.

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    21. Re:Agree by Bazer · · Score: 1

      I think it wouldn't be of any use in court either way. A web page is still dubious.

      An EULA signed on paper, in two copies, before your purchase would give you timestamped evidence of the terms you agreed to. It would force the company to actually validate the terms in court and make customers think twice.

      I think trying to set up a scheme like the one you propose AND giving it legal grounds could only add to the problem.

    22. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if I had mod points....but Chewbacca lives on endor so I can't mod.

    23. Re:Agree by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Feck off!!

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    24. Re:Agree by Seriousity · · Score: 1

      That's very reminiscent of the "By entering this competition, you signify that you agree to the terms and conditions, found at bullshitenergydrink.com/v/terms/15423..."

      Most people neither know nor care that when they send the text message containing their full name, address and phone number they are selling their privacy away for NOTHING.

      The whole thing reminds me of Orwell's lotteries in 1984, always won by nonpersons. But I digress...

      In my experience, EULAs are designed to be so frustratingly annoying that nobody can be !@$&!%ed reading the things. How many allow you to maximize the tiny text box full of painful legalese? How many users would even think to cp into a text editor?

      Bah, we all know things as they are a very bad, but as this is intentional I can't help but be pessimistic when a goodwill plan such as the Doctorow's is suggested - why would they adopt it?

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    25. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Opening a box is not an accepted way of signing a contract. There has to be a meeting of the minds. You can't have an agreement with a box. Contracts must always be a two way street. EULA are not contracts and never have been.

    26. Re:Agree by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      Wow. I feel... changed. As if I've discovered a new and incredible superpower. "Workaphobia was just an average slashdot user until one day..."

      Should I use my abilities for good or evil?

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    27. Re:Agree by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      I see it as waiving copyright law to allow the end user to copy and distribute 10 copies.

    28. Re:Agree by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Sure you can return software. You might have to threaten to take the store to small claims court, but you will get your money back.

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    29. Re:Agree by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      that's the B*t*h.

      Bandwidth? Birdbath? Buckteeth? Be clear, man.

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    30. Re:Agree by Ninnle+Labs,+LLC · · Score: 1

      How is it waiving copyright law? Are they relinquishing their copyrights to the product in any way?

    31. Re:Agree by Peter+Mork · · Score: 1

      Funny, I would have figured that this regex would only accept strings like BBBBh, tttttttth, h, and BBtth. Not sure how to pronounce most of these, though.

    32. Re:Agree by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Merriam Webster's defines copyright as "the exclusive legal right to reproduce, publish, sell, or distribute the matter and form of something (as a literary, musical, or artistic work)"

      By letting you copy and distribute copies they are relaxing or waiving part of copyright law.

    33. Re:Agree by Ninnle+Labs,+LLC · · Score: 1

      By letting you copy and distribute copies they are relaxing or waiving part of copyright law.

      No, they aren't. They are just granting you rights to distribute their content which is not the same thing as waiving copyright. If they were waiving copyright their work would become public domain.

    34. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Merriam Webster's defines copyright as "the exclusive legal right to reproduce, publish, sell, or distribute the matter and form of something (as a literary, musical, or artistic work)"

      So what? Merriam Webster's dictionary is not the definitive source on copyright law. Secondly, there is nothing in copyright law that disallows a copyright owner from allowing others to distribute their work either for free or by paying a license. I can only assume from your posts stating that such a thing must be "waiving copyright law" means you must be ignorant of this. Please educate yourself a bit more before shooting your mouth of about things you clearly have no clue about.

    35. Re:Agree by Ninnle+Labs,+LLC · · Score: 1

      By letting you copy and distribute copies they are relaxing or waiving part of copyright law.

      Just to follow up on the previous post, if this is true please outline what parts, please cite specific clauses of the law, that the copyright owners are apparently waiving or relaxing.

    36. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Secondly, there is nothing in copyright law that disallows a copyright owner from allowing others to distribute their work either for free or by paying a license.

      Exactly!

      That's why it's called a license-- which is the next word y'all should look up in the dictionary!

    37. Re:Agree by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 1

      But can you afford to litigate to find out?

      There is so much wrong with this.
      You have the legal right to a court appointed lawyer so the government can't convict you of a crime without at least some chance of defending yourself.
      But not in civil suits, so any company with considerable money can sue you in to oblivion without a chance of defending yourself.
      So basically it just boils down to who has enough cash to last longest.

      There's gotta be a better way.

    38. Re:Agree by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Just to follow up on the previous post, if this is true please outline what parts, please cite specific clauses of the law, that the copyright owners are apparently waiving or relaxing.

      No.

      I already stated my point without resorting to legalese. Go read the GPL if you want to.

    39. Re:Agree by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Lots of software products already do the URL to EULA on box routine. PC games are relatively commonly inundated with that phrasing about the license terms being available on some website. Usually the games that warn you that they contain technology that interferes with gam eplay if you have any form of CD/DVD drive emulation software.

    40. Re:Agree by tepples · · Score: 1

      Opening a box is not an accepted way of signing a contract. There has to be a meeting of the minds.

      Make the minor change to "by purchasing this product". The meeting happens when you hand your cash or plastic to the cashier, who acts as the representative of the publisher.

    41. Re:Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh sure, but then the software companies wouldn't be able to bend you over a barrel, see. "Don't violate copyright laws" doesn't include such wonderful clauses like "You have no rights", or "There is no warrantee", or "Even if this software causes you grievous bodily harm, you can't sue us".

      Which of course, means they can actually charge you money for a steaming pile of dog poo (not just figuratively!), with exactly no recourse for you to get your money back, because, you know, you might copy it.

    42. Re:Agree by powerspike · · Score: 1

      IMO no, if you can't read the contract (which to me what it is) before the purchase, then it shouldn't count.

    43. Re:Agree by tepples · · Score: 1

      Its terms are posted on the World Wide Web at <http://www.example.com/eula/0019>.

      IMO no, if you can't read the contract (which to me what it is) before the purchase, then it shouldn't count.

      Whare are you trying to say? In this example, end users can read the contract by visiting <http://www.example.com/eula/0019> before handing the plastic to the cashier.

  2. What's the point? by iYk6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly how is this different from not having a EULA at all? The whole point of a EULA is an attempt to restrict what the user can do with their software. This is like saying that L.A. can solve it's murder problems by simply having murderers not murder people any more.

    1. Re:What's the point? by pmontra · · Score: 5, Informative

      EULAs tell gamers what they can and cannot do. If gamers violate the EULA, companies sue them. LA tells to people what they can and cannot do. If people break the law, LA jails them. As you know, neither the EULA or the law can prevent misconduct.

      So "Don't violate copyright law" would work as well as EULAs and the law, if all companies want is copyright protection.

    2. Re:What's the point? by ZombieWomble · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I think that this is the point. Reading the article, there is no argument beyond the shallow "EULAs are bad, they should be disposed of" that anyone who's been on a site like /. is probably deeply familiar with already.

      In short, move along, nothing to see here.

    3. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually EULAs tell only what you must not do.

    4. Re:What's the point? by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So "Don't violate copyright law" would work as well as EULAs and the law, if all companies want is copyright protection.

      I think Mr. Doctorow's point is that anything beyond copyright protection shouldn't be needed.

    5. Re:What's the point? by ImOnlySleeping · · Score: 1

      In your analogy, the EULA would equal a binding contract you enter into upon entering LA that was ten thousand words long written on a sign post as you speed by at 50 mph which defined a bunch of parameters outside of (say don't a knife on the same day you buy a ski mask) the written law (don't murder people).

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    6. Re:What's the point? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      If gamers violate the EULA, companies sue them...."Don't violate copyright law" would work as well as EULAs and the law, if all companies want is copyright protection.

      They don't, of course.

      Doctorow's EULA can't go out the door as it is for one simple reason: It doesn't have a statement about liability. The cleanest EULA I can think of would say:

      1. This is copyrighted material,
      2. It is subject to copyright laws,
      3. The copyright went into effect on ______,
      4. We hold the copyright.
      5. Use it (or don't) at your own risk, because nothing that happens (or fails to happen) is our fault in any way.

      Much better, though personally I think it should include a statement like

      All copyrights on this work will expire no later than _____. Copyright status can be checked at http://_______.___/

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    7. Re:What's the point? by Dextrously · · Score: 1

      Except for online video games where the companies have to tell users upfront that if they hack the game and get banned, they aren't getting money back for lost time on gaming.

      Your online (or lack thereof) experience may vary! :)

    8. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is like saying that L.A. can solve it's murder problems by simply having murderers not murder people any more.

      I have to admit this would be very effective. I didn't know it was an option.

    9. Re:What's the point? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Except for online video games where the companies have to tell users upfront that if they hack the game and get banned, they aren't getting money back for lost time on gaming.

      That would be fine for the server TOS. But would this be with or without "You MUST NOT use this software with any game server not operated by Blizzard" in the client app's EULA?

    10. Re:What's the point? by Dextrously · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't really know. My only point was that copyright protection isn't the only concern of all software vendors. Sometimes that does make sense. But like you said, that would belong in the TOS (completely forgot about that).

  3. And what about the other side of it? by neokushan · · Score: 1

    Surely any content I create with an application belongs to me, so what about all those programs and websites that claim it belongs to them in their own EULAs?

    "Don't break Copyright Law. That's our job"?

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    1. Re:And what about the other side of it? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Surely any content I create with an application belongs to me, so what about all those programs and websites that claim it belongs to them in their own EULAs?

      Programs? If you create a work that is derivative of the bundled clip art, it isn't entirely "content you create". Web sites? You are submitting the work to be published on the web site, so the web site needs at least permission to do what is necessary to implement your click on "Submit".

    2. Re:And what about the other side of it? by neokushan · · Score: 1

      And when I use Photoshop to create art or upload my collection of family pictures to Facebook, who decides what happens to that content?

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    3. Re:And what about the other side of it? by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Surely any content I create with an application belongs to me,...

      It belongs to you in that the copyright to it belongs to you. Copies of the work belongs to whoever owns them. Typically you would first own them as you create the copies, but as soon as you give them away or sell them, those copies no longer belongs or is owned by you (you still retain the copyright though, it is not tied to the ownership of copies).

    4. Re:And what about the other side of it? by gbarules2999 · · Score: 1

      When I wrote a book, the copyright of novel belonged to the pencil.

    5. Re:And what about the other side of it? by SputnikPanic · · Score: 1

      Well, you did. You already decided what happens to that content when you uploaded it to Facebook. No one forced you to upload to that site, you did so of your own volition, and that implies that you agreed to their Terms of Service. If FB's ToS has a clause saying "hey, whatever you upload belongs to us, no ifs, ands, or buts" and if you still go ahead and upload, then you've made your choice to relinquish control.

      The more difficult issue revolves around what happens when I register with, to stick with the example, FB under ToS X and FB then changes the ToS to Y. That's exactly what happened a couple of weeks ago. People screamed bloody murder and Facebook had to backpedal.

  4. No, make the EULAs illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make all forms of EULAs, DRM, invasive copy protection etc illegal. It's gotten to the point where I want to pirate to avoid that kind of crap that is invasive to my privacy. Unless they stop treating me like a criminal, stop treating all who wants to legally buy their wares as criminals, I don't want to hear them whine about piracy. They are the bigger of two problems for sure!

    That being said, the DRM and hassle free services out there that do exist I like and applaud. I am going to refrain from naming any of them, you know who they are. And the final twist? I buy media and software from them but noone else!

    1. Re:No, make the EULAs illegal! by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      Make all forms of EULAs, DRM, invasive copy protection etc illegal. It's gotten to the point where I want to pirate to avoid that kind of crap that is invasive to my privacy.

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  5. Is it a bad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    for your doctor to be named "Ow"?

    1. Re:Is it a bad thing... by schon · · Score: 1

      Only if he wears goggles and a red cape.

  6. Sort of like the iPod's by rampant+mac · · Score: 2

    "Don't steal music"

    It's subtle, but it gets the word out. Whether people grasp to it or not is their own business. Stop treating us all like criminals.

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    1. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Okind · · Score: 1

      It's not that they're treating us as criminals -- which in itself is reason enough not to buy music and listen to radio only.
      What's worse, is that they're treating us like lawyers. Because that's what all this legalese does. Nevermind that no layperson can really understand it, or wants to.

      All these EULA's do is destroy any remnant of respect consumers may have for the record companies.

    2. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by TechForensics · · Score: 1

      I like big butts and I cannot lie.

      Then I hope you can refrain from speaking the truth. It would be socially awkward, I think.

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    3. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stealing music would be taking songs from someone else and performing them (for money). And maybe ripping melodies from other artists (hello Timbaland vs demoscene).

      You mean unlawfully copying files, I guess.

    4. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 0, Redundant
      In English law, theft was codified into a statutory offence in the Theft Act 1968 which defines it as:

      "A person is guilty of theft, if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it". (Section 1)

      Now, what does 'theft' have to do with EULAs?

      I get that you referring to the copying and use of unlicensed material, so i'll rephrase the question: What does 'theft' have to do with copyright infringement?

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    5. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by tepples · · Score: 1

      What does 'theft' have to do with copyright infringement?

      I answered that in a journal entry.

    6. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1
      That's odd. I don't remember including "redistribution for profit" in my statement. Let's check that again.

      I get that you referring to the copying and use of unlicensed material...

      Oh, I didn't.

      So, What does 'theft' have to do with copyright infringement?

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    7. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which property is being controlled? A song or video? Kindly point out which section of the law defines a song or video as being property.

    8. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are stealing as you are making something valuable worth less.

      If I make a record that no one has a copy of, I can sell it. If everyone already has a copy, the record becomes worthless.

      That's where the "with intent to deprive the other person of any part of its value or use" applies.

    9. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by tepples · · Score: 1

      [In the Indiana theft statute,] Which property is being controlled? A song or video? Kindly point out which section of the law defines a song or video as being property.

      Property, in a broad sense, is anything that has a lawful owner who can use the legal system to withhold specific uses without consent. The statute in question refers to "consent of the owner of the master recording", so I read "the master recording" as the property.

    10. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then. If I make a copy, I don't control the master copy, hence I haven't stolen anything.

    11. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I was offended when I read that on the back of a itunes gift card I bought for my sister for christmas. Of course unlike a lot of slashdotters, I haven't become insensitive to the blurring of "stealing" with "copyright infringement".

    12. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop treating us all like criminals.

      How is telling people not to commit crimes not treating them like criminals? Would you be offended if, say, you were walking through a park and a mother just walked up to you and demanded that you stay away from her kids in case you rape one of them? Would you feel like you were treated like a criminal?

    13. Re:Sort of like the iPod's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You control the master copy, as by distributing illicit copies it you lower the master's value on the open market.

  7. But it's already the law by duffel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're already subject to copyright law... it's the law. Having a button labelled "I will obey the law" just makes it seem optional

    1. Re:But it's already the law by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having a button labelled "I will obey the law" just makes it seem optional

      It really is optional (but I agree with your statement).

      On that same theme is the /. (american) "I am not a lawyer" statement, disconnected from the realities of this site. "Well, I did realize someone was Goatse-linking above and some other poster was called Adolph Hitroll, but this other user gave some advice and did not claim NOT to be a lawyer, so I just assumed he was."

      I realize that there could be legal ramifications for actual lawyers using their public identities where someone could have a case against them, but for non-lawyers to think/feel they have to state this is just strange.

      Just for the record: I am not Mel Torme.

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    2. Re:But it's already the law by pintpusher · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah... the velvet fog...

      I guess your truncated nick is supposed to be "I cant believe its n<ot Mel Torme> (1103137)." And I was so hoping that you were. /me crawls back to listen to Frank one more time.

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    3. Re:But it's already the law by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      When "I cant believe its n" realized the width of his new nick he wept, for his account had suffered from truncation.

      In case you really feel like your sig says, how about listening to Mel singing about April showers?
      (My nick had nothing to do with Mel Torme, but it was truncated like you suspected. I have started to listen to him though.)

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    4. Re:But it's already the law by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's pretty sweet. Thanks. He was amazing.

      and no, my sig is a line from "Teenage Dirtbag", on the other end of the spectrum ;)

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  8. Whoa, whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's not get too radical here. Such an overly simple EULA would require corporate legal departments to acknowledge that the corporations are actually selling copies to customers, instead of merely licensing content. And that would surely lead to anarchy, what with customers thinking that they can use that copy for entertaining themselves, loan it to a friend or even sell it on as used. Surely the corporations are paying top bucks to their copyright lawyers for a reason!

  9. You ARE about to get screwed. LEARN to enjoy it. by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

    'Don't violate copyright law' has a lot going for it, but the best thing about it is what it signals to the purchaser, namely: 'You are not about to get screwed.'

    But then how will they screw us?

    Frankly, this sounds like it could be bad for the industry.

  10. can someone... by naz404 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    mod article up +5 awesometastic!!!

  11. Too one-sided by clickety6 · · Score: 2

    Surely it would be better stated as:

    "I'll respect your copyright rights as long as you respect mine"

    So, you stop extending copyrights to ridiculous lengths and stop using DRM to restrict my fair use rights, and I won't pass copies to my friends or buy bootlegs from dodgy street vendors.

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    1. Re:Too one-sided by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      You missed
      ...Also, FUCK YOU

    2. Re:Too one-sided by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      But, "you" DIDN'T, and still DON'T, respect their copyrights, which is why DRM exists.

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    3. Re:Too one-sided by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And copyright has been extended well beyond what it should have, which is one of the reasons why piracy exists. Guess who's winning?

  12. There wouldn't be any problems if.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy programs with overbearing EULAs.
    Better yet. If it doesn't show the EULA till you stick it in your computer, then buy it, open it, stick it in, and return it. If they don't take it back sue them for selling a good without first disclosing the terms of the good(thus misleading you into believing you had further usage rights then the EULA stated...)

    1. Re:There wouldn't be any problems if.. by jabithew · · Score: 1

      Don't buy programs with overbearing EULAs.

      If that were to happen we'd need a consumer watchdog (e.g. Money Saving Expert) keeping an eye on which software does have these EULAs, as it's beyond the ability of most people to tell, and you normally have to hand over your cash before they tell you the EULA.

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  13. Simple is good, but over-simple is not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know -- to me Cory's idea misses the point that copyright law is actually flexible enough to allow for different options. An EULA that says "Obey Copyright Law" is sort of like a paper contract that says "obey contract law": it's vague to the point of meaningless.

    Actually, I sort of like the Creative Commons' approach to "simplifying" license terms: easy to understand categories with pretty common-sense icons, along with a marketing push to apply these standardized licenses across content types and an appeal to authors to adopt these packaged licenses.

    Perhaps the content industries could follow that lead with a simple "All Rights Reserved" or "For Your Private Enjoyment" logo(?) -- something which boils down to the same idea Cory is getting at, but doesn't leave any question of which rights the owner wants to retain.

  14. for more details please visit by shubh151 · · Score: 0
  15. Performs as advertised by oheso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They'll still need the EULA to say that you have no right to expect the software to do anything but trash your system -- not even to perform as advertised.

    1. Re:Performs as advertised by Hoplite3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This sets software apart from many other industries that have "satisfaction guaranteed" with some suitable asterisk. I just bought a new backpack and it came with a lifetime guarantee. I know software can't expect to match that, but the difference between "satisfaction guaranteed" and "you agree to let us make flames shoot out your computer" is really extreme.

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  16. Reverse Engineering by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

    Isn't Reverse Engineering the real thing that EULAs don't protect against? In any case, people really do buy software outright, and the fact that we have EULAs is a pretty good indication that without the agreement, outright purchase is implied. So if you leave out the EULA, maybe you are implicitly giving permission to copy.

    1. Re:Reverse Engineering by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      DMCA & Patents & Copyrights (The Three Evils of /.) take care of that. On the other hand, we have first-sale doctrine and similar.

      Still in bounds of "Obeying the Law" EULA.

      Really, businesses have tools other than EULA, which is there to mostly just scare people with legaleese.

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  17. Don't violate me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't violate me would have a better ring to it. Especially if you get it tattooed on you and end up going to prison. After all, we know how people will obey EULAs out of the goodness of their heart.

  18. Loaning an mp3 ?? by soliptic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right. When people transfer MP3, it's definitely like "loaning". Because when someone else gets a copy of my MP3s, I don't have it and can't listen to it for the duration they have it. And when they've finished checking it out, they delete it, naturally, since a "loan" is distinct from a "gift" in that it's temporary. Riiiight.

    I'm sorry, but this is just disingenuous bullshit and really does you no favours. (You = the collective group of people trying to reform copyright.) How come every time the RIAA/MPAA/MSM/etc use the word "steal", people fall over themselves to split semantic hairs and insist that it can't be stealing because nobody is deprived of the original - and yet when it's convenient for their cause, they happily play the same linguistic tricks and talk of "loan", again implying the loaner is deprived of the original, when they're not?

    Don't get me wrong - I have some issues with excessive copyright too. That whole "it's supposed to be for the encouragement of artists to create and the advancement of culture and society as a whole, not for endless profit generation for huge multinational corps trading off the past" is entirely up my street. I think life+70 is way too long. I think the DMCA and similar laws elsewhere are a bunch of crap. I hate DRM and as such have never purchased DRM'd music. So it's not like I'm trying to be an RIAA shill here.

    But all that said, I find there is a frequent lack of honesty from the "copyright reformists", too. If it's not "loan", it's "share", another word that has warm and fuzzy implications and somewhat masks the reality of it. Let's be honest, when you put your MP3s on p2p it is nothing like sharing a toy with your little bro. You don't know the people leeching it, let alone like or respect them; you won't ever sit in the same room and share the experience of listening to it; above all, you aren't sacrificing any use of the MP3 yourself in order for them to have it - all of which are implied by warm and fuzzy words like "share".

    Be honest. What you're actually doing is distributing a complete, perfect lossless copy, despite the fact the entire central notion of copyright is restricting who is allowed to distribute complete, perfect lossless copies.

    If you honestly believe you should be allowed to do that, have the balls to stand up and actually say so and frame your argument as such. But don't come with these woolly words and metaphors of sharing (see above), home taping (not perfect copies), fair use (about excerpts, academic criticism, parody etc, none of which relate to Kazaa'ing your mp3s). It's just dishonest and undermines your entire position.

    1. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by pmarini · · Score: 1

      if it's so simple, have you ever tried to obtain a replacement copy of the software media (that is, the actual setup files) in case you lose the CD ?
      heck, they will charge you for a full licence again !!

      on the other hand, on many online shops where I can buy music, whenever I try to buy a second copy of a song that I like and I want to send as a gift to a friend, the shop doesn't actually have this feature at all, and simply points me to the download section of what I have already purchased...

      I wonder who designs (as in, thinks of the functionalities of) these things... broken licences and broken shopping websites...

      people is being "sectorialised" even in life, and is not able to see beyond their own nose anymore... get a book and read, go out and enjoy nature, eat healthy food and don't spend hours at a screen...

      my point here is that copyright is obfuscated by bad trade practices: give a song, movie, software the right price (fair to the author and affordable for the buyer, not driven by silly "maximum profit for distributor" logic) and piracy will disappear the day after !

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    2. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wish I had mod points for you. That's an excellent post and I couldn't agree more.

    3. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by soliptic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if it's so simple, have you ever tried to obtain a replacement copy of the software media (that is, the actual setup files) in case you lose the CD ?
      heck, they will charge you for a full licence again !!

      This sort of thing is definitely bullshit and really winds me up. If your original payment was for the license, that should be valid forever, and if you lose the CD, you should pay (at most) for the media and postage to replace it.

      But you're almost making my point for me here. That sort of thing is bullshit, so attack that directly. Say, "I am downloading this software 'illegally' because as per the company's EULA I have already paid not for my original media but for a (lifetime) license to the IP therein, yet the company is abusing the spirit of copyright by not honouring that purchase...". Don't say "Oh, I'm just sharing some software between friends, it's no different to borrowing my mate's lawnmower".

      Copyright isn't going to be reformed unless the problems with it are attacked with intellectual consistency and honesty.

    4. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone explain these scenarios to me:

      1. I buy a CD. I make a copy for my 400 disk changer and both of my cars. I then put the original in the closest to keep it safe. This is perfectly legal right? Now what if my wife drives the second car and my kids listen to the disk on the changer while I'm listening to it in my car. Is this still not legal? Did I steal it? I did pay for it didn't I? This is what I don't understand about copyright and fair use.

      2. I go to the apple store and download a song to my ipod. I then play that song at a bar-bee-q at my house and am using a "public" performance of that song. Isn't this still distributing the music to people who didn't pay for it?

      3. Is the legal distinction purely in the "lossless" aspect of the copy? I mean was it illegal or immoral to copy songs from the radio to cassette tapes back in the 80's? And if it is the lossless aspect of it, would it be illegal to buy a song at 256 kbps compression and then distribute to your friends a copy on an old lossy cassette tape? or even a lower bit rate like 128?

      On top of that the media is shoving movies and music down our throats. It is practically free everywhere else, just not to have a stored copy. Why the distinction? I understand if you make a movie and use a song you should pay royalties to the song writer/performer. If you are using their work for your own gain. But if you aren't selling it and aren't using it to promote yourself why are we paying for it? If I buy a song and want to give it to my wife, kids, my brother, my mom and dad, etc I should be able to I am getting no financial gain from it. If on the other hand I'm using it to drive business to my website or to get people to watch my movie or in some way not giving credit to the owner of the copyright I don't see how I'm violating copyright law.

      And what about the history of music being passed on from musician to musician? If I hear a tune and like it, then I play it again myself in a room by myself did I steal it? What about when I get some shitty song stuck in my head? Should I be paying for that? So I got it in my head and I play it for my dorm room isn't that a violation? Or only if I charge people for it?

      The purpose of copyrights was so that people couldn't claim something as their that someone else created. So that they couldn't profit off of somebody else's work.

      I don't know what it is but something just doesn't seem right or just about the current way copyrights are handled.

      And can anyone explain pricing based on an infinite supply? I haven't figured that one out either.

    5. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This sort of thing is definitely bullshit and really winds me up. If your original payment was for the license, that should be valid forever, and if you lose the CD, you should pay (at most) for the media and postage to replace it."

      This would require companies to store personal information on everyone who bought the CD, so they could verify with their database that you already own a license and can request a replacement copy.

      That's not going to work.

    6. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What you're actually doing is distributing a complete, perfect lossless copy, despite the fact the entire central notion of copyright is restricting who is allowed to distribute complete, perfect lossless copies."

      Time for a new business model, then?

    7. Re:Loaning an mp3 ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lossless copy

      Not with mp3s you aren't.

      Go flac!

  19. bnetd by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The EULA is not legal protection in the sense that the company will sue the end user for breach.

    Citation needed.

    1. Re:bnetd by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I would hardly call "bnetd" typical end-user behaviour. Maybe the typical /. end user reverse engineers his software, but most end users do not.

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    2. Re:bnetd by Ninnle+Labs,+LLC · · Score: 1
      So what if it's not typical end-user behavior? Your post said nothing at all about typical/atypical end-user behavior. You clearly said, and I quote:

      The EULA is not legal protection in the sense that the company will sue the end user for breach.

    3. Re:bnetd by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected by your pedantical hairsplitting. If you consider reverse engineering to be end-user behaviour, then I am wrong. Of course, I will not even try to convince a /. autistic what an end-user is.

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    4. Re:bnetd by Ninnle+Labs,+LLC · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected by your pedantical hairsplitting

      There was no pedantics or hairsplitting involved. You just changed your criteria after the fact when you were pointed out to be wrong. Besides bnetd isn't even just the only example one can come up with for end-users being sued for breaking a EULA.

      If you consider reverse engineering to be end-user behaviour, then I am wrong.

      Good to admit you are wrong. Secondly, the people reverse engineering Battle.Net were end users of the actual Blizzard software.

      Of course, I will not even try to convince a /. autistic what an end-user is.

      Ooooh, ice burn! Man, I'm going to go cry to my mommy that some basement-dwelling troll burned me on ./.

    5. Re:bnetd by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected by your pedantical hairsplitting

      There was no pedantics or hairsplitting involved. You just changed your criteria after the fact when you were pointed out to be wrong. Besides bnetd isn't even just the only example one can come up with for end-users being sued for breaking a EULA.

      If you consider reverse engineering to be end-user behaviour, then I am wrong.

      Good to admit you are wrong. Secondly, the people reverse engineering Battle.Net were end users of the actual Blizzard software.

      Of course, I will not even try to convince a /. autistic what an end-user is.

      Ooooh, ice burn! Man, I'm going to go cry to my mommy that some basement-dwelling troll burned me on ./.

      I didn't add criteria, I still insist that end users do not reverse engineer their software. Adding the word "typical" is changing my criteria? I have no need to argue or try to convince you otherwise.

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  20. offtopic: Doctor "Ow"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I'm offtopic and I'll get modded as such I'm sure, but I find the name "Doctor Ow" to be funny every time I see it.
    It's like "Dentist Ache" or "Surgeon Holycrapthathurts"

  21. Pointless by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A EULA that said "Don't violate copyright law" is not a EULA at all... so why bother? I see no motivation to do this. Having no EULA would accomplish the same thing.

    1. Re:Pointless by Throtex · · Score: 1

      And would also give the end-user no rights to the product, or at the very least would muddle the issue far more than any complex EULA would. You'd have to go to court in every case to figure out what the understanding of the parties was.

      It still perplexes me how most Slashbots, many who come from engineering and science backgrounds and should therefore be somewhat inquisitive, can't be bothered to think legal issues through in any sort of intelligent manner. Being dismissive of the whole thing accomplishes nothing, no matter what your world view is. That's not an argument, it's mere contradiction!

    2. Re:Pointless by the+donner+party · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no problem with selling copies of copyright items and letting the consumer do everything they want to within the bounds of copyright law. The point of copyright law is to delineate the basic rules for such exchange of money for a creative product. In the particular case of software there is a special exemption in copyright law for the copies created within RAM etc. as the legal owner of a software product uses the software. The makers of books, CDs, posters and garden gnomes don't see any need for EULAs and are perfectly content relying on copyright law. Why should it be so different for software?

    3. Re:Pointless by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      "Don't violate copyright law. Other than that, there are no restrictions on use and distribution."

      Would that be a good EULA?

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  22. Copyright Law is Already "The Law" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Slashbots,

    An EULA will only ever give you more rights than you started off with. It may limit those rights, but you will end up with more "sticks" from the "bundle of sticks" than when you started by virtue of your purchase. Period. No one is taking your rights away, they may just be giving you fewer rights than another.

    1. Re:Copyright Law is Already "The Law" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you point to an actual example of an EULA that gives you more rights than you started with?

  23. What agreement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you read and agree to anything to install software? Installing software consists of clicking some boxes, and picking which directory to install it in. There was no signature, no contract documents. Just some clicking in boxes that weren't read in order to get the software to install.
          Random clicking in boxes does not a contract make.

  24. I suggest Final EULA Solution by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1

    nt

  25. Copyright powers are very limited by Budenny · · Score: 1

    The problem for some vendors is that their powers strictly under the law of copyright are very limited. You cannot simply by copyright limit what hardware someone installs software on. So Apple could say goodbye to its prohibition on installing OSX on only Apple hardware. MS could say goodbye to its prohibition on installing Office on any OS other than Windows.

    The reason vendors need click through EULAs is that they consititue a different contract from the contract of purchase of a copy of the software, they are independent of copyright rights, and they permit civil suits for breach of contract if some or all of the terms are broken.

    Apple, for instance, sells you a copy at retail. The only thing you are now forbidden to do by copyright is make unauthorized copies - and the copies you make in the course of installation are specifically authorized in the legislation. So if Apple wants to restrict what you install on, it must persuade you to enter into a separate contract where you agree to be so restricted. This it does by click-through. It has every right to do that of course - it is selling you a copy under certain conditions which you agree to. In the same way, a company could sell you a book and as a condition, ask you to consent to not taking it to the park to read. You do not have to buy it, but if you buy it, and if you sign up to that agreement, you really have agreed not to read it in the park. The contractual clause may not be enforceable, but that's a different issue.

    Copyright alone will not give them any rights to stop you reading it wherever you want. It just prohibits unauthorized copying.

    This click through contract still may not be enforceable, but it is at least a contract which you have signed up to by the click through, and it does actually prohibit what Apple is seeking to stop.

    So, we are not going to see software companies give up EULAs. And if they should be legislated against, you can be sure that Apple among others will be up there lobbying. The argument will be, that the power to restrict what brand of hardware people install stuff on is vital to the future of the software industry. You do want a software industry, don't you? I thought so. Oh, while we are talking, do you need any help with re-election?

    1. Re:Copyright powers are very limited by sjames · · Score: 1

      The counter problem is that the EULA is typically underhanded in nature. Typically, you see the substantial restrictions AFTER you have paid for it. If (as is quite common) someone else installs it for you, you will never see it and never took any action at all to agree to it.

      Generally, if you DON'T agree to the EULA, you will either just eat the cost of the useless software or be forced to spend more time and money than it's worth trying to get a refund.

      I'll bet EULAs would get a lot less onerous if they were were required to print the whole thing on the box in a font no smaller than 10pt. It would be fair enough that they be required to do so, since the EULA may substantially reduce the value of the software or even render it practically worthless to the would be buyer.

      Apple, for instance, sells you a copy at retail. The only thing you are now forbidden to do by copyright is make unauthorized copies - and the copies you make in the course of installation are specifically authorized in the legislation. So if Apple wants to restrict what you install on, it must persuade you to enter into a separate contract where you agree to be so restricted. This it does by click-through. It has every right to do that of course - it is selling you a copy under certain conditions which you agree to.

      Actually, no. They sold me a copy. They made it look in every way like a sale. They are not entitled to say after the fact, "OH, by the way, you can only use that on hardware we make". If they would like for me to agree to that, they may offer me a deal where I agree to it in return for something like a $100 rebate. Otherwise, they can't reasonably make my use of the software I already paid for contingent on agreeing to restrictions that were not presented prior to purchase. I already paid for it, and by selling it, It's implied that it can actually be installed based on the terms of that sale.

      Of course, if I decide I would prefer unrestricted use rather than the $100, they just have to suck it up.

      Consider, you sign a lease for an apartment for $600/month. The next day, you go over to your new apartment with your first vanload of belongings and find a sticker over the door claiming that by opening the door, you agree to do no cooking in the apartment (in spite of the provided kitchen) and that you will not allow friends to come in. It also claims that you agree that anything you take into the apartment becomes the property of the landlord. Legal? I doubt it. If the landlord wanted to place such outrageous conditions on the rental, he should have said so in the lease you signed. Trying to slip those conditions in after you have paid the non-refundable first and last month's rent is unacceptable.

      The there's the larger question of what constitutes a sale. Normally, when you buy something, you do so with the expectation that you may do anything at all with it that you like. We generally understand that in the case of copyright, distributing copies is restricted, but you may loan it to people or re-sell it at will.

      Why should software vendors be granted the extraordinary right to further restrict the use of their product at all? GM can't legally prevent me from using 3rd party replacement parts on my car. They can't legally stop me from putting a Chevy engine in a Ford if I can manage it. Random House can't require that I put the book I bought only on an Ikea bookshelf.

    2. Re:Copyright powers are very limited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem for some vendors is that their powers strictly under the law of copyright are very limited. You cannot simply by copyright limit what hardware someone installs software on. So Apple could say goodbye to its prohibition on installing OSX on only Apple hardware. MS could say goodbye to its prohibition on installing Office on any OS other than Windows.

      That's right. If they want to change the rules, they need to make the customer agree to a contract before the sale.

      If they want want me to agree to a contract whereby I am giving up freedoms I already have under copyright law, they need to offer me something in return and they can't offer me use of the software after I have already purchased it since I already have that under copyright law, and I should have the opportunity to decline the contract leaving me with only the usage rights I have under copyright law.

      The problem with EULAs is that they are trying to make an agreement after the sale that should be made before the sale. If companies want EULAs they should make them before the sale and if they were forced to do that, it would make them think twice about what they put in them, since overly-complicated or overly-restrictive or possible just even the presence of a EULA would put some people off buying the product.

  26. Minor issues by Joe+U · · Score: 1

    Minor points.

    When people transfer MP3, it's definitely like "loaning". Because when someone else gets a copy of my MP3s, I don't have it and can't listen to it for the duration they have it. And when they've finished checking it out, they delete it, naturally, since a "loan" is distinct from a "gift" in that it's temporary.

    Kind of like how the Zune works. More companies (apple) should use a similar system.

    Be honest. What you're actually doing is distributing a complete, perfect lossless copy, despite the fact the entire central notion of copyright is restricting who is allowed to distribute complete, perfect lossless copies.

    MP3 is lossy. What they're distributing are lossy copies of CD's, they just don't degrade any further. Most people do distrubute MP3's of CD rips, they don't distribute ISO's of their audio. Perfect lossy copies would be more accurate.

    Again, this is a minor point, I think that randomly distributing MP3s is on par with randomly distributing tape copies.

    1. Re:Minor issues by soliptic · · Score: 1

      MP3 is lossy. What they're distributing are lossy copies of CD's, they just don't degrade any further. Most people do distrubute MP3's of CD rips, they don't distribute ISO's of their audio. Perfect lossy copies would be more accurate.

      Yes, that's what I meant; I do know MP3s are lossy as compared to the CD, I was talking about lossless within the pirate distribution. i.e. If I send you my MP3, the file you end up with is lossless as compared to the MP3 I started with. And if you then send the MP3 to someone else, that's equally lossless -- and so on for infinite generations.

      Which is why

      I think that randomly distributing MP3s is on par with randomly distributing tape copies

      I can't entirely agree with this, personally.

  27. Speak for yourself, white man. by argent · · Score: 1

    I don't put my mp3s on Kazaa or Bittorrent or whatever the new distribution networks are. I'm not distributing perfect lossless copies. You don't have to be in favor of copyright violations to believe that the current legal environment for digital media is insane. So before you start painting the opponents of DRM as pirates, remember that there's a lot of us out there who think it makes you look like an astroturfer.

    1. Re:Speak for yourself, white man. by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but are you dim? How on earth you managed to read my post and interpret that I'm claiming anybody who opposes DRM is a pirate, is rather beyond me. As for astroturfer, I'm even more baffled, do you even know what that means? Which product am I supposed to be puffing up with my abstract discussion of law and language?

      The post was aimed at those people who do in fact pirate, who do distribute perfect lossless copies, and yet hide behind exactly the same innaccurate, disengenuous language they decry the RIAA for using. If you don't pirate, or if you do pirate but call it what it is, then the post was relating to you.

      What I'm saying is that if you have a decent argument why you should be able to do that (and I by no means claim there is no such argument), you should step forward and make that argument - not fuzzy the issue by saying you only want fair use when you actually want more than that, or whatever. Or, alternatively, just admit that, yeah, you're pirating, tough shit.

      Fact is, I've p2p'd more than a few MP3s myself in my time. I'm sworn off it now, but I still pass MP3s to and from my mates via sneakernet. But the point is, I'm not kidding myself by saying I "loaned" my mate the mp3, or that it's "exactly the same" as making him a C90 twenty years ago. I gave him a copy, and it was perfect, and I did so despite copyright explicitly preventing me from doing so. I broke the law, and while I may have a bunch of mitigating factors ("he liked it so much he came to see their next gig, from which they probably made more money than the MP3 sales would have generated"), I'm not confusing that with the media companies' meaningless EULA's somehow being the problem whilst I'm a saint and no shade of grey.

      In short: yes, the current legal environment for digital media is insane. But I'm suggesting an internally consistent reaction to that is preferable - even if that reaction is "so fuck the law, I'll break it", that's internally consistent. If that reaction is "the law should be changed to XYZ because of ABC", better still. But "I'm only loaning somebody this tune, that's not illegal" is just a bunch of crap that makes you sound stupid and adds credence to the major media lobby, because no you're not loaning to them, and yes it is. And intellectual dishonesty of that sort is not the way the laws will ever be sanely reformed.

    2. Re:Speak for yourself, white man. by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Oh for an "edit" function on slashdot.

      If you don't pirate, or if you do pirate but call it what it is, then the post was not relating to you

      Fixed That For Myself

    3. Re:Speak for yourself, white man. by argent · · Score: 1

      You're right, and a couple of seconds after I posted that I was *also* wishing /. had an edit feature.

  28. The Cory Event Horizon by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 0

    What is he prattling on about now?

    1. Re:The Cory Event Horizon by Canazza · · Score: 1

      He is attempting to place a plate of vegetables under the nose of a fussy 4 year old.

      Against stupidity, Doctorow himself contend in vain

      --
      It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for being subtle.
    2. Re:The Cory Event Horizon by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Oh please. The guy has had about three complete air balls right in a row, as long as we're using odd analogies. his percentage from the line has never been that good.

  29. There's a reason by comrade.putin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think there's a reason to elaborate on every single point in the EULA. And the reason is -
    They don't want you to read it. By making the EULA 50 pages long, it makes it very easy to hide something ridiculous in it. Just look back and Sony and their rootkit. And countless others. Plus, if they decide to take you to court, they want to play on their field, by their rules. And by making rules that don't quite go together with copyright law, the jurisdiction becomes the contract law. And in that contract they have covered their ass in so many different ways, it's almost impossible to do anything. Look at the EULA for your cellular plan. You aren't even allowed to sue them, participate in class-action, or make any sort of claims against them.
    There is of course a way to get around that, but it will take a very strong Supreme Court judge to do so.

  30. Oblig. Crowley EULA by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    "Do what thou willt"

  31. Two problems with that idea .... by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    First off, most of the text in a EULA is some defense against liability claims, or at least letting the user know that they are disclaiming any liability. Have you heard of large companies suing each other because of defective products? Absolutely. Does it go anywhere? No, but it is very expensive.

    I don't want to get sued because a user believes their computer was destroyed by a software bug. Sure, more technically oriented folks "know" that it is difficult, if not impossible to cause physical damage to a computer through software errors. However, lawyers aren't always that clever and anyone can sue anyone for anything. A well-crafted EULA can get things like this nonsense thrown out of court the first day.

    The second problem is simple - we in the Western world have been training a new crop of humans that copyright law is meaningless and is unenforcible. So people download all the music they can. And all the movies, books, software and whatever. If it is physically possible to violate copyright law, it will be done and will be done on a massive scale. Saying "please don't" is the same as saying we would like it if you didn't but have no options if you do. True? I suppose, but shouting it out doesn't help.

    We are clearly at the cusp with copyright law. We can choose to allow it to continue to be meaningless and train schoolchildren that it is OK to copy software, download music in violation of copyright, whatever. The rewards to the end users will be considerable, as would the utter waste of time some folks are attempting by suing offenders under the current scheme. Of course, there is no compensation for "creative" people other than a good hearty pat on the back. Hard to pay rent with that, so most people will be forced to be "creative" in their spare time, if any.

    The other option is we stop pretending we live in a universe where everything digital should be free. Sure, it costs nothing to copy it. It costs almost nothing to print a book, so why are they so expensive? It costs almost nothing to make many things today, so why are we paying lots of money for them? Could it be the cost of copying isn't the only cost?

    Either we stand by the idea of copyright or we discard it - and this decision needs to be made with full disclosure. And we start enforcing international agreements to keep pirate, counterfit and unlicensed products out of Western countries.

  32. Nobody WANTS the long EULAs by cliffski · · Score: 1

    I used to have a simple EULA for my games, the readme just said

    "I'm a small one man company, don't rip me off ok?"

    Over the years I've had a number of assholes lecture me that they pirated my games and as there was no legally binding agreement saying they couldn't share them, it was fine and they were in the right.

    There is always some jerk out there who will abuse any gap in a reasonable EULA, forcing you to explicitly state the fucking obvious for the benefit of assholes who want to exploit the wording.
    No company WANTS to employ expensive lawyers to draft legal shit. They end up doing it because another group of lawyers on behalf of people pulling crazy stunts force them to be more and more literal and explicit.

    I'm 100% behind the idea of a simple "obey copyright law" EULA. The thing is, some slimey swine in a courtroom will argue that its too vague, and thus there was no breach.

    Lawyers on BOTH sides are to blame.

    --
    DRM-free indie games for the PC and Mac: Positech Games
  33. As long as we're splitting hairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they don't distribute ISO's of their audio. Perfect lossy copies would be more accurate.

    CD audio is lossy to begin with, just not to the point that any human (who isn't lying) can tell

    1. Re:As long as we're splitting hairs by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      I did say minor points, but what I was trying to convey is that it's similar to tape sharing.

  34. Why even say that much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why even say that much? Is there a EULA for a knife that says "Don't kill anybody"? Is there a EULA for a car that says "Don't break traffic laws"?

    We are all required to obey the laws of the land. A EULA doesn't affect that one way or the other. A EULA's sole purpose is to attempt to enforce contractual requirements BEYOND the law. And there shouldn't BE any requirements beyond the law.

    There should be no such thing as a EULA, no matter how few words it contains. Period.

  35. Calvinball by TheLink · · Score: 1

    It's just like a game of Calvinball. Except too many people take it way too seriously.

    If you reply or mod this post, you agree that I own 2% of your income and 2% of your assets (and none of your debts and liabilities ;) ).

    What next, being required to stand on one foot and howl at the moon once a month?

    EULAs are ridiculous.

    --
  36. Remember Borlands "No Nonsense License Agreement"? by pottsj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reminds me of Borland's old software license agreement from the '80s.

    "You must treat this software just like a book...

    <snip/>

    By saying "just like a book," Borland means, for example, that this
    software may be used by any number of people, and may be freely moved
    from one computer location to another, so long as there is no
    possibility of it being used at one location while it's being used at
    another or on a computer network by more than one user at one
    location. Just like a book can't be read by two different people in
    two different places at the same time, neither can the software be
    used by two different people in two different places at the same time."

  37. Terribly stupid idea, unfortuantely by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

    I know he means well, but a license agreement grants rights. Copyright law does not. "Don't violate copyright law" doesn't grant you the right to use the software at all, so you need additional language that says you CAN use the software. Oh, wait, what does use mean? Can I use it on one computer or a billion? Need to specify that.

    EULAs can certainly be simplified a lot, but not to four words. You need to clearly spell out what the user IS allowed to do that goes BEYOND their rights under law.

  38. No true Scotsman is an end-user by tepples · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected by your pedantical hairsplitting.

    What you appear to call "pedantical hairsplitting" I just call avoiding the no true Scotsman fallacy. You didn't use "typical" in your first post, only in later posts.

    If you consider reverse engineering to be end-user behaviour, then I am wrong. Of course, I will not even try to convince a /. autistic what an end-user is.

    Contract law typically uses "end user" to refer to one who purchases a product or service other than to resell it. So "end user behavior" is the union of what all end users do, including research into what would be needed to develop interoperable software.

    1. Re:No true Scotsman is an end-user by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I understand that in your narrow /. world end users reverse engineer their software. I said it before: you are right and I am wrong. I have no interest in arguing about corner cases with you.

      --
      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
  39. Financial gain by tepples · · Score: 1

    That's odd. I don't remember including "redistribution for profit" in my statement.

    "Profit" is roughly synonymous with "financial gain", and 17 USC 101 provides that in the context of copyright law: "The term 'financial gain' includes receipt, or expectation of receipt, of anything of value, including the receipt of other copyrighted works." In this case, I find "expectation of receipt [...] of other copyrighted works" an apt description of the share ratio system on several private BitTorrent trackers, or even the exchange of pieces of a torrent that contains more than one work.

  40. Stores do provide web access inside the store by tepples · · Score: 1

    Not unless you're providing access to the web in the checkout line at the store.

    They do. Lately, Best Buy and Office Depot stores in Fort Wayne, Indiana, have been offering access to the Web on at least one demonstration PC in the store.

    Also, there's nothing stopping the online EULA from being changed between the time you read the EULA, the time you buy the item and the time you open it.

    Nothing stops it from being changed, but Wayback Machine stops the changes from going unnoticed. If a seller's standard terms of sale change during the hour that you are in the store, I don't know. I'm not a lawyer nor even formally a law student, so I wouldn't know about the case law in such a corner case.

    1. Re:Stores do provide web access inside the store by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1

      And nothing stops the vendor from stopping the Wayback Machine from chronicling its changes by telling it to not archive - http://www.archive.org/about/faqs.php#2

    2. Re:Stores do provide web access inside the store by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Should also mention that there's a 6 month wait between publish on the web and hitting the wayback machine.

    3. Re:Stores do provide web access inside the store by tepples · · Score: 1

      And nothing stops the vendor from stopping the Wayback Machine from chronicling its changes by telling it to not archive

      And nothing stops customers from voting with their dollars and buying from vendors with better policy versioning. Or were you talking about things with absolutely no close substitute, such as video games in a patented genre? In that case, nothing still stops customers from voting with their feet and patronizing stores that print out the policy as it existed the minute that the customer bought the copy, like a bank or an insurance company does.

    4. Re:Stores do provide web access inside the store by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1

      you can speed that up with -- http://www.alexa.com/site/help/webmasters#crawl_site -- recently, requests i've made have been honored within a day.

  41. What about mixtapes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have always been able to make mixtapes and it was never considered a crime, the RIAA are trying to criminalize such things.

  42. Dismissive? Nonsense. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I disagree, and for very good reasons. You are assuming FAR too much if you think I did not "think this through". I have been involved with this issue for many years, and in fact I am a Software Engineer -- and commercial software author. So obviously I have motivation to think about this topic.

    The idea that this would give the end-user no rights to the product is simply false. When someone buys a software product with no EULA, then it is government by copyright law, which does in fact bestow a great many specific rights to the product, which you now own, just as you own a book you have purchased at the bookstore.

    Specifically, you have the right to do darned near anything you want with the product in the privacy of your own home. Of course, you may not copy and distribute the product... that is still illegal.

    I have researched this subject for years. Were you aware that just about every major manufacturing under the sun -- other than software, that is -- has tried the EULA concept at one time or another in history? Including book publishers. And in EVERY case -- except the software industry so far, the courts have shot down the idea. In every case they have stated that if you walk into a retail store and plunk down your money, you have purchased the product, not licensed it, no matter what the package may say either on the inside or outside. The sole exception is if you have made a prior agreement with the manufacturer or seller. Shrink-wrapped EULAs do not qualify as prior agreement!

    My question is: by what logic should software be an exception? Copyright laws still give both the maker and the buyer certain specific rights. And there is a lot of very solid argument to say that software should properly be governed by Copyright law, not patents or some other body of law that makes software an exception from every other kind of product in existence. And there is also a lot of legal precedent to that effect, some of it 150 years old.

  43. don't be a dick, in other words by CleverNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is why my motto (and fundamental rule for life) is Don't be a dick: it's simple to understand, and reasonable people can agree on what it means.