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Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

treqie writes "During the trial of pirate bay yesterday, a professor (Roger Wallis) took the witness stand. He told the court things that the prosecutors did not want to hear. The prosecutors then tried to discredit both him and his team's work in the area, as well as his title, it was a real spectacle. In the end, the judge asked if he wanted compensation for being there — he replied that he did not want anything, but they could send flowers to his wife. Many listening online heard, and began sending her flowers, from all over the world. As of this submission, the sum is over 40,000 SEK worth of flowers. There's even a Facebook group for it."

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  1. "Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that a bit sticky?

    1. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I was thinking about that. I would like to see some pictures of his wife being "buried in Internet Love", just for science's sake, ya know?
      Tell me about an Uber-Bukkake...

    2. Re:"Internet Love"? by KibibyteBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and considering most Internet love is the lonely, cry into your beer afterwards kind, I wonder why they would wish such a thing on the wife of an Internet hero, much the less their worst enemy.

    3. Re:"Internet Love"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I read your comment wrong twice, and only read it properly the third time around. All I saw was "sticky bit"... damn you /tmp/, you're affecting my ability to read!

    4. Re:"Internet Love"? by rabidmuskrat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Leave us out of this...

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  2. Of course there's a Facebook group for it by dctoastman · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's a Facebook group for everything. There's even a Facebook group who's whole statement is that there are too many useless groups on Facebook.

    1. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Merc248 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder when there will be a Facebook group claiming to own all Facebook groups, but itself claiming to be a Facebook group. :x

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    2. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

      There was, but it divided by zero and disappeared.

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    3. Re:Of course there's a Facebook group for it by LordVader717 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everyone knows that when you divide yourself by zero you explode.

  3. Re:Gives a new meaning... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    The obvious next question is, can she use daisy-chaining techniques to turn the flowers into a beowulf cluster for the use of Pirate Bay?

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  4. Note to self by Leafheart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever I do something that pisses off my girlfriend (yes, I'm one of the rare slashdotters with a SO), ask random people on the Internet to send her flowers, giving them her address in between.

    On a second thought, do I still have the address of my bitch ex-girlfriend? Hmmmm *punders*

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    1. Re:Note to self by damien_kane · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Ponders", "punders", "punts-her"; who's to argue semantics?

    2. Re:Note to self by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    3. Re:Note to self by lorenlal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?

  5. This title.... by furby076 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love

    ....makes my eyes bleed.

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    1. Re:This title.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know why, but I read it as "Wife of Harry Potter" O_o

  6. Thank goodness by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I read the headline, that's not what I pictured. :/

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  7. Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    can I send a lump of coal to Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted?

    1. Re:Where... by furby076 · · Score: 4, Funny

      In this day and age you want to send them free energy? Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

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    2. Re:Where... by Hordeking · · Score: 4, Funny

      can I send a lump of coal to Danowsky, Pontén and Wadsted?

      Sure. Just send it to IFPI.com. For added effect, sprinkle some flour on it.

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    3. Re:Where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In this day and age you want to send them free energy? Send them a rotten banana peel. Pretty sure they haven't made Mr. Fusion a reality.

      Why not? The United States sent Hiroshima & Nagasaki a bunch of free energy once ...

  8. That is it? by Steauengeglase · · Score: 4, Funny

    It should be noted that the krona is worth about $0.11, so it ends up being like $4,446. For those of us who purchased long stems for our loved ones last Valentines that comes up to about 3 roses and a plush teddy bear or a handful of Gerber daises and a cardboard and macaroni "I luv U" card.

    1. Re:That is it? by rnws · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless she is from Omicron Persei 8, then it should read: "I wuv U".

    2. Re:That is it? by Camann · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if you want to confuse and infuriate her.

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    3. Re:That is it? by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      $4,446 worth of flowers might not seem like much, but don't forget, that was before the article got posted to Slashdot.

      So what are you saying, that now she'll have $4,446 worth of flowers and 800,000 pictures of the goatse guy?

    4. Re:That is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You think $4,446 worth of flowers 'might not seem like much'? ...

      Hey, can you spare me $4000? There's a uh, a cheap new computer I'm wanting to get...

      And they accept flowers as payment?

  9. Expert on many topics by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 5, Funny
    The prosecution is wasting everyone's time questioning him about mp3s and album sales, no one cares. Ask him how he picks up women.

    He proposed half an hour after we met and I said maybe. After a day, he had convinced me.

    1. Re:Expert on many topics by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Ask him how he picks up women.

      He says, "marry me and I'll convince total strangers to send you $4000 worth of flowers."

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  10. An idea! by RockMFR · · Score: 5, Funny

    The music industry should start selling flowers - you can't download those for free! Of course, they'll have to make sure the flowers can't produce any seeds.

    1. Re:An idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, even Monsanto would not want to piss off the M.A.F.I.A.A. (Music And Flower Industry Association of America)

  11. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by the0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm unfamiliar with SEKS, not SEK.

  12. Re:Gives a new meaning... by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gotta love a good flowerdotting!

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  13. Re:Good Gravy by mea37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, heat warms you.

  14. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by pdusen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before someone yells "Oh my, you could compare the rise of aids cases to lost sales and your graph would look the same" just shut up ok? Just shut the fuck up because you're another useless slashdot tool spouting the same "I HAVE A RIGHT TO STEAL OTHERS WORK" retoric that I've read on this fucking site for the last 10 years. There is a direct correlation between piracy and lost sales, I've seen it. Grow up.

    I'm now beginning to feel suspicious of the possibility that you may have an agenda.

  15. Re:Good Gravy by durnurd · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's funny, cuz it really doesn't. Not in Russia anyway.

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  16. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen 8 American karaoke labels die in the last 10 years, and as of now there's only like 3 or 4 left.

    Yes, piracy has a direct impact on overall sales but in the grand scheme of things (the actual music market, not the tiny niche you want to show a link to) it doesn't make much of a dent especially when the majority of people don't pirate.

    And just as an aside, we can all hope that when the last 3 or 4 die that the entire industry will fall into a pit, burn, and rot the death it deserves. I'm sorry but I don't see the necessity to foster an environment where drunken idiots sing worse than the mediocrity displayed by the original singer/songwriter while other drunken retards cheer them on. That entire fad is pointless, painful, and horrendous for the rest of us that want to drown our sorrows in fucking peace and quiet. /rant.

  17. Damn! by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those pirates are spending money on flowers instead of our media! Quick, summon the lawyers!

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  18. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by LingNoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought pirates don't spend money? Zing, that's $4400 less money spent on CDs and DVDs for the related industries.

  19. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Grimbleton · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give me your answer true.

  20. Re:Gives a new meaning... by steelfood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean he ewill deflower her after the trial?

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  21. Re:When are slash readers going to own up to pirac by morghanphoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    people steal music on the internet, sales drop for the karaoke labels, we get less karaoke.

    So, what you're saying is piracy is a good thing?

  22. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you need to know is that one can be used to purchase the other.

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  23. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, it was a torrent of flowers being downloaded. The value of the flowers was assumed to be if every single download represented a lost purchase.

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  24. Re:For the too lazy to google by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quit trying to pretend that there's stuff outside of the US.

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  25. Wanna take bets? by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wanna take bets on how many of those orders were done with stolen credit card numbers?

  26. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK by 49152 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, that is illegal in Sweden ;-)

  27. A new Meme on the horizon...?? by s0litaire · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it now! If Pirate Bay wins, every one will start sending the Music bosses "A bunch of pansies" with a note saying "Sorry! for stealing your music. Hugs and kisses The Pirates" :D:D

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  28. Torrent file comments: by Artifex33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    EmptyFlowerBed.rar -- Please seed. thx!

  29. Re:Good Gravy by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 4, Funny

    True. That's why they invented vodka.

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  30. Re:Issues by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are so in the industrial age. Thanks for sharing your POV, though.

  31. Re:We all got spouses now cause we're OLD by dow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well I moved back to my parents basement. Actually I quite like it here. I did have girlfriends, nearly a wife, but not too bothered about that now I can spend my money on computers and stuff.

    You Insensitive Clod.

  32. Re:Gives a new meaning... by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 2, Funny

    Prosecution: Their flower power is no match for my glower power, hnrrrrr....