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  1. Re:Nerdy solution on Eavesdropping On Google Voice and Skype · · Score: -1

    My Mom does, you insensitive clod!

  2. Re:For those unfamiliar with SEK on Wife of Harried Pirate Bay Witness Gets Buried in Internet Love · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm unfamiliar with SEKS, not SEK.

  3. Put a note about it on your resume on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Put "I HATE KIDDIE PORN" You can also add this optional statement "REGULAR PORN IS FINE, LOL". That'll tell them outright that you're not the pedo that Google brings up.

    That'll be no charge. =)

  4. Re:Sigh. on Draconian DRM Revealed In Windows 7 · · Score: 0

    'Misunderestimate' is not a word.

  5. mcap(VIA) = 2*mcap(NVDA) on Nvidia Is Trying To Make an x86 Chip · · Score: 0

    How can a smaller company buy a bigger company?

    Sorry, a newbie to corporate finance.

  6. Re:Intel's Nano? on New AMD Processors Aiming Between Laptops and Netbooks · · Score: 0

    Well, as long as they don't mean the iPod Nano...

  7. Can these be used in PCs? on IBM's Eight-Core, 4-GHz Power7 Chip · · Score: 0

    Can they? Probably not... but why? If IBM has the capacity to manufacture these (presumably) awesome chips, why doesn't it develop for the general PC market?

      Hint to the mods: These are insightful/interesting questions.

  8. Re:The hubris of man on Roundest Object In the World Created · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean 'metric assload'?

  9. Re:Sad story, focus is off on FBI Illegally Tapped Phone Phreaks In 1969 · · Score: 0

    emotional pain

    I see the emo 'movement' is older than what was previously believed. This changes everything... or nothing.

  10. Re:Gates on the desk on Return of the '70s Microsoft Weirdos · · Score: 0

    I love what looks like a BSOD on the computer screen behind him. Clearly, the BSOD has quite a (long) history! =)

  11. Re:Fire up the soldering irons... on Atari Founder Proclaims the End of Gaming Piracy · · Score: 0

    Modding their Wii's You mean getting a tattoo on their Johnsons? No?
  12. Re:Losing your Virginity... on Doctorow Tears Up ISP Contract Over Net Neutrality · · Score: 0

    I don't know what you mean... my phone bill rapes my ass monthly and I don't like it one bit.

    :-(

  13. 90% penetration?! on Yahoo! Rejects Microsoft's Offer, Says 'Still An Option' · · Score: 0

    God, Romania truly is the asshole of the world! =p

  14. Re:"senior voice expert"? on GOOG-411's "Biddy-Biddy-Boop" Sound Backstory · · Score: 0

    Well, they work just fine for me.

    Till the time I start talking like Borat.... 'is nice!' ;-)

  15. May I be the first to say... on Robot Becomes One of the Kids · · Score: 2, Funny
    Awwwww.

    "...and covering it up with a blanket when its batteries ran down."
  16. Re:MHz wars are over on Intel in the GHz Game Again - Skulltrail Hits 5 GHz · · Score: 0

    Um... yeah...Mhz wars were over in 1999. It has been Ghz wars since then.

    Which rock have you been hiding under?

  17. I for one... on Microsoft Wants To Read Your Brain · · Score: 1, Informative

    Welcome that. They are welcome to read my mind, just so they will know HOW MUCH VISTA SUCKS ASS.

  18. Re:Too much heat? on Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy · · Score: 0

    And here, folks, is one more case for the legalization of marijuana. Maybe we should form a drum circle on the White House lawn.

    WASHINGTON, ARE YOU LISTENING? DUDE??!

    ;-)

  19. So... on Astronomer Offers Theory Into 400-Year-Old Lunar Mystery · · Score: -1, Redundant

    they're just moonfarts?

  20. Re:Finally on AMD Quad-Core Opteron (Barcelona) Tech Report · · Score: 0

    1. Antivirus Scanner
    2. Windows Defragger
    3. Solitaire
    4. ?

    God, so much processing power, so little to do!

  21. Re:I can drive safely while texting on State Bans Texting While Driving · · Score: 0

    Wait, what? You want people to be tested whether they can text 'efficiently' when they are driving? Unless I am interpreting your post incorrectly, that is the most stupid thing I have heard. When do you think should be people tested for this? When they are getting their drivers' licenses? Or do you propose a test every year? Lets do it with different models of mobile phones too...

  22. In Soviet Russia on The World's Longest Tunnel · · Score: 0

    The tunnel builds YOU!

  23. Re:so is it 11? on Material Tougher Than Diamond Developed · · Score: 1

    I fear for your wife.

  24. I for one... on MySpace Users Have Stronger Passwords Than Employees · · Score: 1

    ...welcome our venerable brute-force-attacking social-engineer-overlords.

    OK, so this post is definitely vulnerable to being modded 'unfunny'.

  25. Easy... on How to Protect a Home When Away in Winter? · · Score: 1

    I just pay Macaulay Culkin to stay in the house.

    But before that, I make sure I have plenty of Home Improvement supplies from the local Home Depot.