Star Trek Fragrances

An anonymous reader writes "I am a trek fan and excited about the new movie, but this is too much. From the Trek Movie Article: 'Genki Wear, known for its licensed science fiction jewelry and perfumes, has produced what might be the most unusual Star Trek product ever: Star Trek colognes and perfume based on the original 1960s television show. ... There are three fragrances planned for 2009 with the monikers 'Tiberius," "Red Shirt" and "Ponn Farr."'" Are they telling us we stink?

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Eau de Janeway drives me crazy

[BadAnalogyGuy]

You fanbois can keep your Jolene Blalock and Jeri Ryan.

Give me Kate Mulgrew any day. I'd pilot my shuttle into her delta quadrant any day.

Re:At Least It's Humorous

[TTURabble]

Be the first to get shot down in flames with Red Shirt cologne!

At the Bar:
Tiberius: Look at those women, my...god, I'll...need a...wingman. Red Shirt, accompany my away team.
Red Shirt: Aw Crap.

Species?

[Midnight Thunder]

I we sure these are designed to attract the female of the human species?

Re:I wonder

[Anonymous Coward]

Looking for an opportunity to use your nanoprobe?

Missing option:

[Junior J. Junior III]

I want Khan musk.