iRobot Develops Hamster-Guided Robotic Vacuum
carusoj writes "The folks at iRobot apparently have plenty of time on their hands. They created a prototype wireless, robotic vacuum cleaner... powered by a hamster running inside a spinning ball. The rodent's movements with the ball are fed to and analyzed by a complex set of sensors, which then guide the actual vacuum device to mimic the animal's speed and direction. You can see where this is going: it's a clever ploy to then get you to buy a second robot that would automatically feed, water, and clean up after the hamster in the first robot."
Isn't iRobot the company that got the Big DoD Contract to make battlebots? Are we about to see the use of Militarized Hamsters in combat? Will our heroic soldiers be replaced by Rodent Guided Missiles?
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You'll never get an even cleaning. All small rodents like that are genetically programmed to use the same paths over and over to get from point A to point B once it's proven safe. That's why setting snare traps in the wild works to catch rabbits and mice and stuff. They always use the same path once they've been on it a few times and found no snake lairs or anything dangerous on it. Even domesticated ones do the same thing in your house most of the time so you'd probably get like 30% coverage tops.
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that keeps Richard Gere running
too bad it can't be powered by a human running in a ball instead of a hamster.
Lord knows most people could use the exercise. :P
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Genius!
Watch out Bart, this little Hammy's going to have one serious case of static electricity
...the hamster is sucked up by the vacuum.
PETA's gonna have a field day with this one.
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Yes it is. I just might call my Rock Band name that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doQvWsJRCPs
All they've done is replace their highly advanced "running in spirals" AI brain with a rather large trackball.....
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Years ago, they came out with a device that was good for its time. It was a dust-buster doing a random walk.
Now they're on their 5th generation model. And it's a slightly better dust-buster which does a random walk. But it talks.
Were there some smart people there at first and they all left?
Why have they produced so little in all this time?
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Looks like a clear case of prior art:
http://www.xkcd.com/413/
This is the dumbest idea I've heard all week. Vacuum cleaners are there to make cleaning easier, robotic vacuum cleaners are there to make it even easier than old fashioned ones. So why would anyone want a vacuum cleaner that you had to feed, water, and clean up its shit after?
Ideally, a robot should need absolutely no care at all.
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Probably because a random walk is a local optimum, and all the other optima are a LONG way away.
I want one that picks up dropped coins and pens and other solid debris and separates it from the dust and fluff. Bonus if it can count my change.
At least from the summary (can't get to utube from work) this seems like its probably powered just like a regular one, yet directed by the rodent.
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Hm... nope, nope, they're going too deep with it. They should just make it hamster-powered, not guided. That is, use the ball to run a generator and use some sort of Roomba-like navigation system. That way, the noise from the vacuum will frighten the hamster, which will make it run, which will make the vacuum operate, which will...
Okay, granted, this would require a forty-pound hamster and a giant hamster ball, but other than THAT, it would be the perfect perpetual motion vacuum! It would WORK, people! :-)
Demanding constant attention will only lead to attention.
iRobot makes much, much more than Roombas.
No. They're overpriced. The older nanos did everything one would want, until you decide you want a radio or a mike or have it play ogg files.
Why make that assumption?
Floor cleaning robots don't work, unless you're a lucky person without furniture that confuses them. iPod's do work. They get you to buy new pieces of plastic. But the first needs improvement and the second doesn't.
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Unless, you turn the whole thing into a bong...
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What about Baron Von Cavitus? He's a hamster-guided robot too!
The next logical step is to remote the hamster ball interface, so the hamster in one room is driving the Roomba in the next room. A 360 camera on the Roomba and a full surround projection around the stationary ball would do nicely.
This could be a boon for stay-at-home hamsters. Instead of wandering the same living room day in and day out, their thoughtful owners could plop the hamster in their own personal CircleVision 360 with the remote Roomba wandering in any number of living rooms across the world.
Here's my idea: make automobiles powered like this. What if you had a human-sized ball that you "walked" in, which in turn moved and steered your car? Scale the speed, so that a normal walking speed moved the vehicle 30mph or so; a jog could be 60mph, etc, whatever scales to your timing. Turn a 30 minute drive into a 30 minute walk/jog. Get to work, and get your exercise, too!
Heck, even find a way to convert the movement to electricity to power the car...hmmmmmm.....
I know what you're saying, but I just don't see it. They've had years to work on finding their way home to their power supply and still don't reliably do it.
As for coins, you know, if the darn thing knew where it was, it could tell you it passed over a bump on a map of crap to pick up. I realize that that's manual, but it's would be nice to know that there's a new object under the couch when you're looking for your keys.
I know it's all about price. But wouldn't it make sense for a company that built its fortune on this sort of thing to have a higher-end that actually worked?
Clearly this is the prototype for the first Dalek. I'll bet it can't vacuum stairs either.
I don't actually think this is a vacuum. I think it is one of their Create robots.
I also think it is possible the hamster was actually a gerbil.
Sorry to rain on your parade.
Soon hamster-powered devices will spread throughout the world, and the masses will become dependent upon them.
All hail our Hamster Overlords!
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Years ago, they came out with a device that was good for its time. It was a dust-buster doing a random walk.
Now they're on their 5th generation model. And it's a slightly better dust-buster which does a random walk. But it talks.
Were there some smart people there at first and they all left?
Why have they produced so little in all this time?
They make a Scooba that "mops" your floor, a model that cleans your pool (2nd generation), a Looj model that cleans gutters, along with their stuff they make for military. I'd say they still have some smart people there.
I've played around quite a bit with the Roomba vacuums, and IMHO, the 5th. generation is about the first model that really works well enough to justify using it as a primary vacuum for the house -- and even then, don't count on long-term reliability or "hassle free cleaning".
Until the current generation, they didn't really perfect the concept of the spinning bristle brush that sticks out from the Roomba's frame far enough to push debris out from edges of walls and into the path of its main brushes, so it could be sucked up. (They first tried it on generation 4, I believe, but that brush had a poor design that broke regularly.)
This spinning bristle brush is a pretty important feature because the Roomba is a disc-shaped device. (A disc-shaped unit will never be able to fit itself into corners.)
It still suffers from serious issues with its plastic gearbox though. (Carpet fibers and lint eventually work their way into the gearbox and generate enough friction to melt the teeth of the gears and damage it.)
iRobot's "latest" household creation seems to be the device that moves on treads (like a tank) and cleans leaves out of your gutters. Not a bad idea, but also not something I suspect a LOT of people will invest in. (Gutter guards solve the problem adequately for me.)
When I caught the brief interview with them on the "G4 channel" at the CES expo, it sounded to me like they were really putting 90% of their effort into military robots. The household products could even be viewed, at this point, as more of a "front" to keep the corporate image friendly and to increase acceptance of robotics across the board.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxW3GWZ5hI
They need to work on the restraint systems, but other than that it looks like it's working great!
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1. That's not a vacuum model. It's an irobot Create which is just a platform to build hobby robots off. It has no cleaning power at all.
2. This is an old video. I mean OLD; years old. It was done by a few geeks asked to demo what the irobot create could do, when they were first introduced to the market. That's all, no 'hamster cleaning' market in mind.
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The gutter cleaner is not the latest. It has been around for years and has already been seen on wholesale surplus selloff sites like woot.com
Far better just to upholster your entire apartment in fur and let the cat lick it clean.
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I realize it's been around a while, but their CEO still showed it at CES as the "latest product" of theirs. I think the real issue is, it wasn't marketed too well. I remember seeing it years ago in a Popular Science "What's New" feature, but never ran across a single one sold in a local store after that, and forgot all about it.
I don't know if they have a consumer product any newer than it to hawk. (Everything else is just another Roomba revision or Scooba floor cleaner revision, and both of those have been out longer than the gutter cleaner bot.)
The ball (shown in the video) is too small for that ham - see how much she has to arch her back? Also, you really don't want to leave a ham in her ball for more than ten minutes or so at a pop to avoid overheating and dehydration.
Lastly, that poor ham and all that noise! My wifes ham dives for cover anytime we start anything that makes a loud and/or high pitched noise. I'd never put Her Imperial Fuzziness through all that.
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Betrayed by the hamsters? I knew this day would come! Quick, we must form an alliance with the cats if we are to fend off this new rodent-borg menace!
You know, a recession is a good time to develop stuff like that.
So the vacuum sucks up anything the hamster might want to eat. That's mean.
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