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Watchmen Watched

In a blatant attempt to make my movie-going a valid business expense, I'm putting together some notes on Watchmen, and providing a place for you all to discuss it. The first thing I want to say is that I had high hopes: If you ask any serious comic book nerd what the most important book is, they will probably give you one of two answers, and "Watchmen" is the right one. So really Snyder, the director of 300, could only do wrong. Fortunately for me, he was very true to the book: just like 300, many sequences are shot-for-shot from the comics. Some stuff didn't make it, and the new ending has a different meaning to me (one that really isn't as satisfying, but is certainly cleaner). But what I can't say is if it was a good movie or not. I sorta wish I could get an impartial opinion of someone who isn't a nutty fan of the book to tell me how it stands as a movie. I imagine a bit slow, wordy and maybe a bit confusing in parts. I'll leave full reviews to others, but I enjoyed the picture and suspect you will too.

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  1. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SNAPE KILS DUMBL-

    wait fuck, nevermind...

    1. Re:First post by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dr. Manhattan is the token spoiled, bitchy, only-child-emo-kid-who-thinks-nobody-understands-him character of the story.

      And you expected a huge always naked blue man called Dr. Manhattan to be how? ^^

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    2. Re:First post by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Funny

      And Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

  2. Send me! by the4thdimension · · Score: 3, Funny

    Never read the comics or books, Send me to see it on the /. dime and I will give you an opinion on how it was just as a movie. =P

    1. Re:Send me! by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 4, Funny

      Make yourself the pleasure of increasing your culture ;)

      You have no change to survive make your time.

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    2. Re:Send me! by DemonBeaver · · Score: 3, Funny

      Understanding the octupus is really, really, important in terms of the book's literary value.

      Can you read that line out loud with a straight face?

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  3. I'm confused... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the link to TFA?

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  4. Notwatchmen by tedgyz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have not read the book, nor seen the movie. It was great! How's that for an untainted opinion?

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  5. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco doesn't work you insensitive clod.

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  6. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by drewvr6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can I get this from torrent already? I'm not cheap. I just like to tie a couple slashdot topics together when I can.

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  7. Blue penis by damburger · · Score: 4, Funny

    15 minutes of oblique tit vs. 45 minutes of full frontal blue dong. Feminism is out of control.

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    1. Re:Blue penis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      sorry, I meant 15 seconds

      It is 3:06 PM. You will be making a mistake twelve minutes ago.

  8. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by genner · · Score: 5, Funny

    they somehow expect an R rated movie to have fluffy bunnies farting rainbows or something.

    Sooner or later someone will make a highly disturbing R rated movie with bunnies who fart rainbows and you'll eat those words.

  9. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by supernova_hq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Happy Tree Friends?

  10. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by electricprof · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe that fluffy bunnies farting rainbows would currently receive an "R" for graphic depiction of greenhouse gases.

  11. The Watchmen the studio wanted by steveha · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://io9.com/5165227/the-version-of-watchmen-the-studio-wanted

    Great jumping cats! Someone made an animated "Saturday Morning Watchmen" cartoon and it is seriously funny. It's at the end of this article, but here's a direct link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w

    steveha

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  12. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm.. David Lynch movie with fluffy bunnies that fart rainbows... Genius! Get me Hollywood on the phone!

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  13. Re:Not very "Family Friendly" either by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sooner or later someone will make a highly disturbing R rated movie with bunnies who fart rainbows and you'll eat those words.

    (Don LaFontaine):

    In a world where evil stomps good like God at a Dawkin's speech, cute little bunnies fight to protect the innocent.

    Action!
    Arnold Schwarzenegger: Sniff my gas if you want to live.

    Comedy!
    Tom Cruise: hehehehehe

    Drama!
    Oprah Winfrey: Girlfriend, you got gas!

    More comedy!
    Bruce Campbell: Good, bad, I'm the bunny with gas.

    Irresponsible casting:
    Rosie Perez: I'll take bodily functions that start with the letter F, Alex.

    More gratuitous action!
    Arnold Schwarzenegger again: We've got to get out of heah! Go! now! Get to the CHOPPA!

    More head-scratching casting!
    Keanu Reeves: Dude! Wait...what?

    Coming soon to a theater near you, United Artists presents: Little Bunny Poot-Poot
    This time, it's personal.

    Rated R. Film contains scenes depicting flatulence, dutch ovens, donkey punches, and Nascar.

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  14. Deductions by fm6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a blatant attempt to make my movie-going a valid business expense..

    If you go to enough movies to make a dent in your tax bill, you need help! If you don't go to that many movies, but you still look for ways to deduct a $10 ticket, you really need help!

  15. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by rkanodia · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was in Las Vegas recently, and the entire strip was full of fullscreen content stretched to fit widescreens. It seemed like a little metaphor for Las Vegas, really.

  16. Re:Watchmen non-fan by Scooter's_dad · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm 45 years old. I read Watchmen for the first time ever about a week ago and I loved it. But then I'm fairly immature.

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  17. Re:I think you jumped the gun a little. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Funny

    "no talking chicks behind you."

    You are aware that this is a movie based on a comic book, right?

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