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US Pentagon Plans For a Spy Blimp

nloop writes "The Pentagon is intending to develop a new spy ship — a dirigible. At 65,000 feet it would provide a 10 year, solar power based, unblinkingly intricate and continuous view of the surface via radar surveillance. Because of its altitude it would be safe from surface-to-air missiles and most aircraft. A 1/3-scale prototype, now being designed, is 'known as ISIS, for Integrated Sensor Is the Structure, because the radar system will be built into the structure of the ship. ... 'If successful, the dirigible... could pave the way for a fleet of spy airships, military officials said.'"

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  1. In other news... by malkir · · Score: 5, Funny

    China works on 'giant slingshots' armed with darts to combat the US spying mission.

    1. Re:In other news... by aliquis · · Score: 4, Funny

      Such airships would be excellent for covering borders and providing 25/7 situational awareness over areas of Iraq and Afghanistan.

      I've heard about how low the science knowledge is in the US but 25 hours / day?

      Though totally match my sleeping pattern.

  2. Targets by Romancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    and I thought that model rocketry was dead.

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    1. Re:Targets by berashith · · Score: 2, Funny

      who says you have to shoot it down if you target it. I would be happy to just place a dot of graffiti on it with a paintball warhead, and to use a telescope for visual proof.

  3. Oh the humanity by meist3r · · Score: 2, Funny

    The last project trying to revive the blimp ended by having to transform the hangar into a tropical bath. Good luck.

  4. Isn't this obvious? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our steampunk overlords.

  5. Re:spy on who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do you have any idea how expensive a military-grade pointed stick costs? We're the only military superpower at the moment, and I doubt Russia or China are going to be able to afford a functioning pointed stick any time soon.

  6. Re:Laser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes those laser armed taliban have been a real problem.

  7. Looking forward to by Carbon016 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Floating cannon battles with the Ron Paul blimp.

    The engineers don't have to seem as silly now that they get to put the purestrain gold shells to good use. Hard to starboard!

  8. Re:No need for missiles by Fx.Dr · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're no fun.

    How about a higher altitude dirigible with a magnifying glass? Lasery enough?

  9. Re:No need for missiles by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm out of any more bright ideas.

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  10. Re:No need for missiles by Fx.Dr · · Score: 4, Funny

    No no no! Stick to your guns, man! Take your original idea, fuse it with OP, multiply it with a well-known meme, and whaddya have?

    AIRBORNE, frickin' anti-aircraft sharks with laser beams!

    I'm actually much more partial to that idea. The magnifying glass idea is just ridiculous.

  11. Re:The heck with SAM/long range missles... by murdocj · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cue the black helicopters and scary X-files music.

  12. Re:No need for missiles by berashith · · Score: 2, Funny

    no no no .. it is solar powered. If you are going to screw with it from above you need a giant umbrella.

  13. Re:As safe as a satellite... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could be wrong, but I don't think radar would be a very effective means of spying on the general populace...

    On the general populace - no. Tinfoil hat wearers, on the other hand...