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US Nuclear Sub Crashes Into US Navy Amphibious Vessel

Kugrian writes "Showing that it's not just the British and the French who have trouble seeing each other on the high seas, a US Nuclear submarine yesterday crashed into a US Navy heavy cruiser. The USS Hartford, a nuclear-powered attack submarine, was submerged as it crashed into the USS New Orleans in the strait of Hormuz, resulting in the spillage of 95,000 litres of diesel fuel. Both vessels were heading in the same direction when the collision occurred in the narrow strait and were subsequently heading to port for repairs. A spokesman for the 5th Fleet said that the USS Hartford suffered no damage to its nuclear propulsion system." According to the USS New Orleans' Wikipedia page, it's actually an amphibious transport dock.

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  1. Re:Oh sure... by Joolz50 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The navigator was constantly refreshing /. trying to get first post

  2. Why so negative. by rackserverdeals · · Score: 5, Funny

    You guys are so negative.

    The headline should be "US Navy perfects underwater stealth technology."

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    1. Re:Why so negative. by Fenresulven · · Score: 5, Informative

      The USS New Orleans isn't equipped with a sonar suite, perfecting underwater stealth technology sufficiently to hide from her isn't much of an accomplishment.

    2. Re:Why so negative. by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Informative

      You obviously haven't served in the submarine force, have demonstrated zero actual knowledge of how submarines operate, and probably don't understand any about sea state conditions and the physics behind the extreme difficulty of detecting obstacles when your vessel is operating in a certain layer of the ocean.

      Deaf? Not to be too harsh, but please come back when you know what you're talking about.

    3. Re:Why so negative. by tftp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Deaf? Not to be too harsh, but please come back when you know what you're talking about.

      Since you obviously know the subject, maybe you can comment on three items of my post:

      1. Who has the primary duty to avoid such a collision?
      2. Is it reasonable to expect a surface ship to see a submarine 30' below the surface at night?
      3. Would it be expected that many sailors aboard the sub will hear 100,000 HP diesels of a surface ship a couple of hundred feet away?

      In my opinion these answers, made by a competent person, would be far more useful than guessing about me and at the same time telling nothing on the subject of discussion.

    4. Re:Why so negative. by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 3, Informative

      We rely on nuclear-powered submarines which are fundamentally un-stealthy because of the noise of the hot water running through the pipes

      Just quit while you're behind

    5. Re:Why so negative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, I've served in the submarine force and I damn well know that the CO, the Nav, and the OOD on the submarine are at fault (and they will be fired along with the XO). The Strait of Hormuz is fairly shallow (rarely exceeds 300 ft) and it doesn't surprise me that a submarine would traverse it at night at or near periscope depth to avoid detection. A submarine operating in this area would have to be very careful because you can't simply order an emergency dive to avoid other ships. For this reason I would expect the submarine to be operating at periscope depth so that it could visually track and try to avoid the deep draft ships that commonly pass through this area. If the OOD didn't see the the LPD, then he screwed up and wasn't cautious or attentive enough. If the OOD did see the LPD and was sucked into it (since they were both apparently travelling in the same direction) then he was an idiot and didn't learn the lessons of many ships being pulled into another by Bernoulli's principle.

    6. Re:Why so negative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also, in the straits of Hormuz the water is sufficiently shallow that you don't get any thermal masking. While the 100,000 HP diesels aren't standard ICE motors (they are turbines), and surface ships do have significant noise masking technologies, the sub should have been able to hear them. Further, the transits are supposed to be coordinated and executed via preplanned-intended-movement (PIM) track. One of the skippers is going to get fired of this.

    7. Re:Why so negative. by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'll be happy to help with your answers, to the extent that I'm permitted. I hope you understand that there are things Sailors can't talk about, and my statements in no way reflect the official position of the U.S. Navy on any matter related to fleet operations. I'm not even in the Navy anymore, but I just got out at the beginning of March, so I'm still pretty close to a lot of folks who are serving.

      Now that we're done with the disclaimer, here's what I can say about your questions:
      1. Ultimately, the CO is responsible for anything the vessel does. This is a big job, and involves years of training and study. Typically, submarine COs are Commanders or Captains. Down the line, the Navigator is indeed accountable for the vessel's movement. However, the Navigator depends on accurate input from multiple departments in making real-time decisions. Small mistakes in any area can result in large problems. This stuff is hard work, and inherently dangerous.
      2. Yes and no. Depends on what ships we're talking about, but the answer is mostly no in the vast majority of cases. Submarines are built for stealth, an attribute they excel at most of the time (people get in trouble when that's not the case). This puts big limitations on what subs can do to keep tabs on their environment, however.
      3. There's a big difference in knowing that something's out there, and knowing precisely where that vessel is. It's an imperfect science that depends heavily on rapid analysis of a whole lot of variables at once, and operating conditions and mission requirements sometimes make it necessary to operate in close proximity to other vessels. It's just part of the job, and 99.9% of the time there are no problems. Factors like sea state, water temperatures, and other considerations can make the job of monitoring proximity more difficult. Seafaring civilians understand a lot these issues, too.

      I hope these answers help give you an appreciation of the complexity of these operations. My initial reply was intended to get you to stop and think; sorry if I came across too hot. Thanks for your interest.

    8. Re:Why so negative. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since you obviously know the subject, maybe you can comment on three items of my post:

      1. Who has the primary duty to avoid such a collision?

      Both parties, actually. But the Sub will be held to a higher standard. Because the surface ship is expected to not see the boat.

      2. Is it reasonable to expect a surface ship to see a submarine 30' below the surface at night?

      30' below the surface isn't nearly far enough down to make the sub invisible, even at night. But, in general, we don't expect surface ships to see our subs unless they're snorkeling.

      3. Would it be expected that many sailors aboard the sub will hear 100,000 HP diesels of a surface ship a couple of hundred feet away?

      Two things:

      New Orleans only has 40,000 HP engines.

      The anechoic coating on a submarine makes it pretty hard to hear anything going on inside from the outside, and pretty hard to hear anything going on outside from the inside.

      On the other hand, we usually expect the sonar guys to hear this sort of thing.

      On the gripping hand, you won't be trailing your tail in the Straits of Hormuz, and aren't likely to hear something overhauling you until it gets really close. By which time dodging is impossible in restricted waters.

      In my opinion these answers, made by a competent person, would be far more useful than guessing about me and at the same time telling nothing on the subject of discussion.

      Probably. The real question in the business is who was overhauling, and who was being overhauled. There's no excuse for a sub bumping a diesel-powered LPD from behind. There's a lot more excuse for the boat being run over by the LPD in tight waters, which these were.

      I should note that the last couple paragraphs of TFA were completely unnecessary, and serve no other purpose other than to contribute to anti-nuclear hysteria - the presence or absence of nuclear weapons had no effect on the collision between the French and Brit boats, and there was ZERO chance, even if both boats had been sunk by the collision (basically impossible unless both boats were running at flank speed, and damn unlikely even then), of any of the nuclear weapons on board being a "catastrophe narrowly averted".

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    9. Re:Why so negative. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope you understand that there are things Sailors can't talk about

      What goes on in the fan rooms, for example ;)

    10. Re:Why so negative. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the hi-res pics published by the Navy, its seems the New Orleans struck the sail of the Hartford at an extreme angle (60-90 degrees) from the port side. The sail has been kinked by at least 10 degrees. Reports from the sub indicate an 82 degree roll was taken at the time of impact.

    11. Re:Why so negative. by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reports from the sub indicate an 82 degree roll was taken at the time of impact.

      Now that's what I call a waste of perfectly good coffee!

    12. Re:Why so negative. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Am I going to show my ignorance of naval engineering if I ask what the MSW pump is?

      Main SeaWater Pump. It pumps sea water through the main turbine condensers. It pumps a LOT of seawater....

      I'd also be curious to know (although not at all surprised if you can't answer) if we can operate our naval reactors on convection cooling throughout the whole operating range or only at lower power outputs/speeds?

      No comment. Note that the post you're responding to was willing to provide more information than I was willing to.

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    13. Re:Why so negative. by bitrex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Everybody knows that the keys to successful submarine navigation - first you activate the passive sonar on the hull, then you deploy the towed array, and then you watch the waterfall display and try to figure out which one of the tracks is the true bearing and which is the false bearing, then you gotta play around with the Fourier transform of the screw noises on the other display and fiddle with it a bit because the computer is alternately suggesting that the contact is either a fishing trawler, a supertanker, the USS Ronald Reagan, or an Udaloy class destroyer, and where ARE those active sonar pings coming from? And then you get frustrated, hit "Display All Real" from the tactical map screen and discover you've frantically fired five torpedoes and a cruise missile at an active sonar buoy dropped from a low-flying plane an hour ago.

    14. Re:Why so negative. by INT_QRK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Naval services (Navy and Marines) have a great yet harsh and unforgiving tradition of holding its officers accountable, more ruthlessly and consistently than their sister services. It is both laudable and unfortunate that the Captains and their key Officers and Petty Officers will be held to account. Some will be relieved of command (or their duties/qualifications) and their career truncated or stalled. In some cases justice will have been served and in others unfairness may be gleaned. The truth is that sea duty is harsh, exhausting, and complex. Sometimes shit just happens, but that's never allowed as an excuse. There but by the grace of god may go, or have gone, any of them. Good luck and god bless them all. (USN, Ret.)

    15. Re:Why so negative. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Funny

      A Chief Petty Officer aboard any destroyer will NOT spill one drop of his coffee, even when the ship executes a 360 degree roll. If he did, he would be banished to a carrier.

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    16. Re:Why so negative. by Casual+Maritime · · Score: 3, Informative

      Quiet diesels? Have you ever been in a diesel engine room? Evading submarines is also pretty low on the design priority for LPDs, as evidenced by the fact that they went with diesel engines over almost any other propulsion option. Diesel plants are many times noisier than gas turbine plants, and significantly louder than even a conventional steam plant. Amphibs still get diesel engines because they get good fuel economy compared to the other options.

    17. Re:Why so negative. by sznupi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:USS_Hartford_damaged.jpg

      From the photo of aftermath, it's quite evident that in this case the submarine frakked up - it seems they basically rammed the surface vessel (perhaps they were trying to reenact BSG ending after all...)

      So quite a bit different than recent collision between French and British subs mentioned/compared in the summary...

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    18. Re:Why so negative. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, I've some experience with diesels. Large and small. And, I didn't say that diesels are exactly "quiet". I did point out that diesels are no longer the noisy hammering monsters that they were in past years. Diesels with turbines are amazingly quiet, in fact. While I have never measured the noise levels with an instrument, I'm not certain that a diesel really is a lot noisier than an oil fired boiler. I HAVE stood in the boiler rooms of a ship that produced 50,000 shaft horse power. Those power plants are certainly not quiet either.

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    19. Re:Why so negative. by Macgruder · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah:
      Here's #1 and
      #2 and
      #3.

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  3. Before everyone joins the frenzy... by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm an ex-submariner who served with some of the guys on the Hartford (not my boat, but I went to school with them). This kind of thing is extremely unfortunate, and it really sucks for the whole community when accidents like this happen. I was relieved to find out that nobody was killed, and my thoughts are with the crew as they deal with this mess.

    Yes, this is the result of human failure. That's not up for debate, and I'm not trying to excuse the mistakes that led up to this event. I'm trying to reinforce the idea that this kind of work is inherently dangerous, and that the men who serve on these vessels accept a lot of risk to do their jobs. Please consider this before launching an overly heated reply. Thank you.

    1. Re:Before everyone joins the frenzy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't the first accident for Hartford. She ran aground off Sardinia in 2003. "The US Navy investigation into the incident revealed a pattern of navigation, procedural and equipment errors leading up to the accident."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Hartford_grounding

    2. Re:Before everyone joins the frenzy... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or do they keep sub routes a secret from some or all surface ships?

      The only thing a surface ship would be told is that there is a submarine operating (or not) in a given area of the ocean - not exactly where in that area.

      And the areas in question aren't small.

      New Orleans prolly knew that there were boats in the region of the Persian Gulf, but no more than that.

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    3. Re:Before everyone joins the frenzy... by jcorgan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Indeed, it is likely that the rigorous crew training and constant drill practice responding to situations like these is responsible there being so *few* injuries, and that both ships can still steam under their own power back to port.

      (Another ex-submariner)

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    4. Re:Before everyone joins the frenzy... by chrisG23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was on a small ship, a DDG (Guided Missle Destroyer) for 3 years and I can provide some information. I am by no means on expert as my rating (job designation) had little to do with piloting the ship. The US has 2 main types of subs, boomers and attack subs. Nobody knows where a boomer goes after it leaves port and dives, not even the captain of the sub until after he has read his classified mission instructions. Once they are gone, they are gone for 3 months. They can transit around the planet or kick it a few hundred miles off of their homeport. Attack submarines, like the one involved in this incident, have a different function. The Navy sends them to a region where we think there are foreign subs playing hide, and they try to find them. They also lurk where foreign unfriendly neighbors congregate, to remind foreign unfriendly neighbors that they are vulnerable. Their locations are not usually as classified. The Amphibious ship should have known that an attack sub was in the area. The sub also should have know of all the ships that may have been in the straits of Hormuz while it was there. A ship the size of the Amphib is going to steer like a cow, so I think the sub should bear the greater burden on avoiding that collision. I dont know about amphibs, but I know DDGs have a way to hide the sounds of their engineering equipment and propellers, Sonar techs told me that a ship running with this on sounds indistinguishable from a storm at sea, unless the ship turns.

      My ship never transited the straits of Hormuz, but I do know it is a scary transit. Exact procedures that US Navy ships have to follow are probably classified.

      Accidents do happen, regularly. A ship running into another ship is a huge huge accident for the Navy however. I've got a hunch that a few years from now the navy will have conducted a study that says accidents in this time period were caused due to the undermanning of navy vessels, an initiative that started about 2 years ago (basicly the navy started downsizing the crews of ships just like corporations, naval-ese for this is "optimum manning"). Its one thing to have less workers at a company or a company branch, but it is devastating to have less people on a ship, because a ship has a complete turnover of "employees" every 5 years. A sailor spends from 2 to 5 years max on a ship before being rotated to sea duty or a different ship. If there are not enough crewmembers to conduct training and look over things, as well as to do all of the jobs required to keep a warship operating, standards suffer, accidents increase, and the officers and others who came up with the shortsighted plans in the first place retire happily before the long term effects show their ugly face.

      My rantful 2 cents.

    5. Re:Before everyone joins the frenzy... by INT_QRK · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anybody who has served in the USN would know that anything which might have happened in 2003 to a given ship is completely irrelevant, since there is nearly zero change that anyone who had served on board that ship in 2003 would still be on board that same ship in 2009. U.S. Navy sea-duty tours are 2, 3 or four years at most, rate and rank dependent, in any one command. A ships performance is a function the aggregate knowledge, skills and experience of the crew given leadership effectiveness and good luck. So there is no point whatever to whether or not the ship (an otherwise inanimate object) ran aground in 2003.

    6. Re:Before everyone joins the frenzy... by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unless it has changed since 2006, nuclear enlisted sea tours are 4-1/2 years.

      But it is still possible to have a 6 year sea tour. Here's how it works:

      1. Enlist May 1998
      2. Finish nuclear training and report to ship May 2000
      3. Immediately reenlist for 6 years in a tax-free combat zone
      4. November 2004: Complete your 4-1/2 year sea tour. At this point you have 18 months left in your enlistment. You can not transfer to shore duty because the minimum tour is 24 months. In order to get transfer orders, you must extend your enlistment for 6 months, or reenlist again.
      5. Tell the Command Career Counselor to fuck off and complete your tour without transferring.
  4. Oh comon... by XPeter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who smells something fishy? Million dollar machines crashing into eachother? For the second time in a month? Somethings up.

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  5. What did happened in the Strait of Hormuz? by auric_dude · · Score: 2, Informative

    USS New Orleans (LPD-18), a San Antonio-class amphibious transport dock, is the fourth commissioned ship of the United States Navy to be named for the city of New Orleans, Louisiana. She is designed to be able to deliver a fully-equipped battalion of 700 Marines. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_New_Orleans_(LPD-18) and not the old USS New Orleans USS New Orleans (CA-32) (formerly CL-32) was a United States Navy heavy cruiser http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_New_Orleans_(CA-32) as suggested in the article. A fair account of what happened in the Strait of Hormuz can be found at http://informationdissemination.blogspot.com/2009/03/navy-ships-collide-in-strait-of-hormuz.html

  6. Re:Probably not the sub's fault by cbrocious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Erm, what? The USS New Orleans only had 2600 deficiencies when inspected: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_New_Orleans_(LPD-18). Learn to read your own links.

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  7. Re:Oh sure... by narcberry · · Score: 4, Funny

    It sounds serious, I mean 95,000 gallons of oil spilled into the ocean.

    Oh wait, it was litres? Oh well that's like monopoly oil, we'll be alright.

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  8. The Navy needs more men and ships. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think it is safe to say that right now the Navy needs both more men and ships. The problem is that the Navy is trying to do way too much with too few ships. Not only is the Navy tasked with enforcing Pax Americana, it must also provide air support to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, be prepared to stave off North Korean ballistic missiles, monitor the Chinese, stop the pirates and by the way win the war on drugs. These sailors are going out to sea for six months to a year at a time. Those who wonder if astronauts could hang in a mission to Mars should simply hire sailors - they are out in a ship for nearly as long.

    The other biggest problem with the Navy is the foolish insistence on having private shipyards build warships. The idea of having private shipyards is certainly sound - but ultimately, Naval warships are rather nothing like their civilian counterparts and so its not really right to say that privatization makes any sense. The Navy really does need to operate its own yards, take on its own construction, and just clear out some of the cost overruns and red tape as contractors want projects to overrun, but the Navy wants its ships sooner rather than later.

    But in the meantime I would say that Navy needs to build really rather a lot more frigate / destroyer type of ships and have them operate in ports. Having something like a battleship would be good largely just to show the flag... but I would build something new and leave the Iowas in the museums where they belong.

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    1. Re:The Navy needs more men and ships. by Shipwack · · Score: 5, Insightful
      As retired submariner, I can certainly get behind the idea of having more subs... The number missions they are tasked with every year never goes down (and usually goes up), but there are fewer and fewer submarines every year to do them (old subs are being decommissioned faster than new ones are being built).

      I've also heard surface types saying we need more carrier battle groups, an I understand their reasoning. And the logistics corp can also talk about we don't have enough supply vessels to adequately take care of our ships -now-. But... Where does it all stop? We only have so much money... I think one of the greatest presidents of the 20th century said it best:

      ''Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children . . . This is not a way of life at all in any sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.''--Dwight D. Eisenhower, April 16, 1953, before the American Society of Newspaper Editors

    2. Re:The Navy needs more men and ships. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The other biggest problem with the Navy is the foolish insistence on having private shipyards build warships. The idea of having private shipyards is certainly sound - but ultimately, Naval warships are rather nothing like their civilian counterparts and so its not really right to say that privatization makes any sense.

      That's a fascinating claim, but one you completely and utterly fail to provide significant supporting facts for.
       
      It's doubly interesting when you consider far more USN warships have been built in private yards than public, and that this has been true for at least fifty years. Even more interesting, both the largest and most complex warships (CVNs) and the warships needing the most specialized engineering and construction talent (SSNs and SSBNs) are solely built in civilian yards.
       
       

      The Navy really does need to operate its own yards, take on its own construction, and just clear out some of the cost overruns and red tape as contractors want projects to overrun, but the Navy wants its ships sooner rather than later.

      You think civilian yards have cost overruns and red tape? You've obviously never dealt with a navy shipyard.

  9. Passing in the Night by thethibs · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of an old story:

    Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10.10.95

    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
    Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again: divert your course.
    Canadians: No. I say again: divert YOUR course.
    Americans: THIS IS THE USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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    1. Re:Passing in the Night by d0mokun · · Score: 4, Informative

      I believe that's fake, or at least drawn out since the dawn of time. http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp Still amusing I guess.

  10. Re:they weren't the only ones asleep at the switch by oldhack · · Score: 4, Funny

    "usually Slashdot is pretty quick to get the news but his happened yesterday folks"

    That was true back when slashdot was in paper edition, but since they switched to this new-fangled website thingy, it just haven't been the same.

    One day, my lawn will have a real grass instead of this painted-over green dirt.

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  11. Re:Oh sure... by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 5, Funny

    The captains were trying to re-enact the Battlestar finale.

  12. amphibious? by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Am I the only one who was imagining a big ship with big-ass wheels that could roll up the beach and conquer all that stood before it?

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  13. Re:Oh sure... by MrKaos · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the cover story, but what *really* happened?

    They were re-charging their di-lithium crystals from the nuclear wessel so they could save the whales.

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  14. Amphibious transport dock? by managerialslime · · Score: 3, Informative
    Wiki has not only a good explanation but a great cut-away illustration of "Amphibious transport docks."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphibious_transport_dock

    From the name, it sounded like the ship was actually "land and sea" capable. In fact, it ferries copters and truly amphibious vehicles close to shore. This is a ship only and does not appear to intentionally embrace the beach.

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  15. Re:Oh sure... by shogun · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm guessing the above should probably be modded -1 (Spoiler).

  16. Re:Probably not the sub's fault by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last I checked, in the English language, at least, when we say "a million", we usually don't mean a literal million. That's what "one million" is for. "A million" tends to just mean "a hell of a lot".

    That sound you are hearing is the noise of a million whooshes flying right over your head ;)

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  17. That's a tight spot for a sub by Animats · · Score: 2

    It's surprising, almost amazing, that the US even tries to run subs through the Straits of Hormuz. Look at the shipping lane map. That's one of the world's busiest shipping lanes (half the world's supertankers go through there), it's shallow, there are narrow spots and islands, there's a sharp turn at the narrowest spot. and there's no organized traffic control.

    The real question is whether the US should be running subs through there at all. It might be worth it in wartime, but unless the sub had a job to do in the Persian Gulf, questions will be asked about the policy of doing this.

    The sub driver will lose his command, of course.

    This is the boat's second accident; the previous one was a grounding due to a navigational error. The ship's motto, "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead", may need changing.

    1. Re:That's a tight spot for a sub by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Informative

      The real question is whether the US should be running subs through there at all. It might be worth it in wartime, but unless the sub had a job to do in the Persian Gulf, questions will be asked about the policy of doing this.

      It's the only practical route for Atlantic fleet submarines to deploy to the Persian Gulf. No way they are going to stop using it.

  18. Re:Oh sure... by SupremoMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    You know he grew up on a farm right?

  19. wink wink; nudge nudge; say no more, say no more by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope you understand that there are things Sailors can't talk about

    We won't ask, and you won't tell.

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  20. An aside: by mblase · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because the surface ship is expected to not see the boat.

    Rosencranz: "I've frequently not seen the boat."
    Guildenstern: "No, no. What you've seen is not the boat."

  21. Re:Oh sure... by maxume · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's merely unfortunate.

    95,000 liters is 95 cubic meters, which is less than 5 meters on a side. In the ocean, that counts as small. Very, very small.

    (It is still not something that we should make happen everyday, but it isn't something to worry about when it only happens occasionally)

    (Also, 95,000 gallons would still only be just over 7 cubic meters on a side)

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  22. Uh, you might want to rethink that... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I admire your enthusiasm and loyalty this is a very brain dead statement embodies what makes many people think "military intelligence" is an oxymoron.

    Chuck Yeager, USAF, First American to break sound barrier
    Alan Shephard, US Navy, First American in Space
    Neil Armstrong, MS, US Navy, first man to walk on the moon.
    Buzz Aldrin, Phd, US Army, US Air Force, perfected space walking for USA, 2nd man to walk on moon.

    to name but a few... we can skip ahead a few years and find the same sort of people today:

    Eileen Collins, MS/MA, USAF... pilot of first shuttle mission post Columbia. veteran shuttle astronaut.

    by the way, all of these men of Mercury and Apollo fought in wars... Yeager fought in WWII and Korea, and Armstrong and Buzz and Shepherd all fought in Korea at least. While the current group of astronauts came of age prior to America's current wars, it is safe to say that they trained in preparation for it and some flew missions in Desert Storm 1991 or Kosovo after that...

    I think you underestimate the intelligence of our people in uniform. In fact, I would say that the military has plenty of people with advanced degrees, has people that function well as a team, are proved in the most extraordinary pressure test - which is combat, and, you aren't going to find a better crew to go to Mars with than them.

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    1. Re:Uh, you might want to rethink that... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Informative

      You miss the point completely. You have this notion that a bunch of Phd people are the best to man a mission to mars. I imagine you would need some, for sure, but if you just have a bunch of scientists and lawyers in a room, you wind up with the disaster in the various biosphere projects, the disaster in the ben franklin submarine research project, the infighting and politicking of every major university and the chronic failure that is the various us government bodies. bottom line is, those people screw up everything they touch, and if you are going to have a crew on a space mission, you want a ruthless leader, paid followers, such that, if one of them acts up, they go out the airlock.

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  23. Re:Oh sure... by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't believe Gaius Baltar is Admiral Adama's father!

    Sorry. It had to be done. :-D

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  24. Re:US sub locations kept secret from other countri by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every time time something happens to a nuclear powered warship the Navy always mentions than "the nuclear propulsion system was not damaged", mainly to comfort hysterical tree huggers.

    Naval nuclear reactors are not made from balsa wood and duct tape. Any kind of impact strong enough to damage the reactor by has already destroyed the rest of the submarine.

  25. More ships are planned, but... by DesScorp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Current plans call for a fleet of 314 ships or so in a few years... up from our current fleet of 280.

    The problem is that the number is a pipe dream because of rising costs. A number of new and current ship programs have simply gone off the rails in terms of costs, and the Navy is going to have to make some hard choices. All dollar figures below are referenced from the CBO when possible, and reputable news outlets otherwise.

    The Littoral Combat Ship program; originally the Navy's "cheap" solution to getting more ships in the fleet, these controversial (lightly armed, aluminum hulls) have doubled in cost per unit, from $225 million apiece, to over $500 million per piece.

    The Virginia Class Submarine; a "cheap" alternative to the $2 billion apiece Seawolf class, the Virginias... smaller, and less capable than the Seawolfs in most respects... are now even more expensive than the ships they replaced, at $2.3 billion a pop.

    The Zumwalt Class Destroyer; the Navy's White Elephant. An all-things to all-people design with cutting edge tech in every nook and cranny, and the price tag shows... $7 billion per ship (that's per unit cost, folks, not including development costs). The Navy orginally wanted 7, canceled the program, and Congress is forcing them to build 2 anyway, and possibly 3. To put this price into perspective, these destroyers cost more apiece than a Nimitz class carrier.

    The VH-71 Kestrel Helicopter; the Navy's replacement for the President's current Marine One fleet, the Kestrel is as effed-up a defense program as you'll ever find. It's basically a European helicopter built in America... except the prime contractor (excuse me, systems integrator), Lockheed Martin, has precisely zero experience building helicopters. After all of the subcontractor price markups, this helicopter now costs more per unit than Air Force one. That's a right, a helicopter that costs more than a tricked-out 747.

    The Joint Strike Fighter; again, supposedly a "cheap" way to put airplanes on Navy and USMC decks, most realistic estimates put the cost for the Navy and USMC versions at over $100 million apiece and climbing. One CBO report claims the initial production run will be closer to $200 million apiece because of production line start-up costs. This for a plane that in many cases is inferior in some modes of performance to some of the planes it'll be replacing (the F-16, A-10, F/A-18C).

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  26. I might argue that past performance by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is related to current performance. A ship's character is determined early in it's career. I served aboard an outstanding destroyer, and I served aboard a garbage scow of a frigate. Everything was different - it was almost like two different navies. One example: In two and a half years aboard the destroyer, we went dead in the water ONE TIME, and the snipes had power back up in about 15 minutes. THEN, heads rolled. In two and a half years aboard the frigate, we went dead in the water routinely, sometimes for as long as an hour. No heads ever rolled. This may be due in part that the destroyer regarded itself as a combat unit, while the frigate seemed to regard itself as a support unit. I lived through it, and I can't explain it.

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  27. Re:metric reform by Max_W · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We also had nicely sounding historical measurements, all European countries had them, and all differed. But in the 19th century most of the world decided to use a unit - meter, one ten-millionth distance from the equator to the north pole (or 10000 kilometers from the equator to the north pole). That's it.

    1 kilometer is 1000 meters. There is no nautical kilometer, British kilometer, geographical kilometer, just kilometer. One and for all.

    Introducing metric system was not easy in Eurasia either. Some people were trying to built political careers on defending historical systems, speculating on pseudo-patriotism. Sometimes guillotine or Gulag ended arguments, regrettably. Still in the end we got it right. We have got unified scientific system of measurements.

  28. Overtaking vessel gives way by hachete · · Score: 2, Informative

    as in the rule of the road, which also covers submarines.

    Rule 13

    Overtaking

    (a) Notwithstanding anything contained in the Rules of Part B, Sections I and II, any vessel overtaking any other shall keep out of the way of the vessel being overtaken.

    (b) A vessel shall be deemed to be overtaking when coming up with another vessel from a direction more than 22.5 degrees abaft her beam, that is, in such a position with reference to the vessel she is overtaking, that at night she would be able to see only the sternlight of that vessel but neither of her sidelights.

    (c) When a vessel is in any doubt as to whether she is overtaking another, she shall assume that this is the case and act accordingly.

    (d) Any subsequent alteration of the bearing between the two vessels shall not make the overtaking vessel a crossing vessel within the meaning of these Rules or reliever her of the duty of keeping clear of the overtaken vessel until she is finally past and clear.

    I'm guessing the sub was overtaking the surface ship.

    Officer Of The Watch has *full* command when he - or she - is on watch. However, the OOW is supposed to call the Old Man whenever traffic gets busy. If a ship is in busy waters, the Captain should be on the bridge *anyway*, particularly if the OOW is a junior officer.

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    1. Re:Overtaking vessel gives way by Max_W · · Score: 2, Funny
      If there was a fog at that time being on the bridge does not influence much. What is needed is a radar or emitting good old 4 seconds horn sound every minute.

      On a boat which costs 1,000,000,000 could be a radar with alarm which costs about 750. I am sure there were more radar systems on them than one.

      I cannot imagine why these boats could collide at all. I guess it was a virus or trojan in the Win32 NT Military Edition system or it was overwhelmed by spam.

      As military ships are becoming more and more like floating computers, the malware and spam are turning into ominous issues.

  29. Re:wink wink; nudge nudge; say no more, say no mor by Eighty7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q: What is long and hard and full of seamen?

  30. Re:Oh sure... by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I had to take a guess, the Straight of Hormuz being as shallow as it is, they were using the 'shadow' of the New Orleans to hide in during the crossing and someone screwed up. It's also possible that they were offloading personnel but this would be silly to do in a narrow and shallow straight.