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Colbert Wins Space Station Name Contest

As we speculated a couple of weeks back, it has come to pass. Reader mknewman writes to tell us that comedian Stephen Colbert has won the vote to have his name immortalized (or at least until it crashes) as the moniker on NASA's newest addition to the International Space Station. We can but wonder what NASA will do now. "NASA's mistake was allowing write-ins. Colbert urged viewers of his Comedy Central show, 'The Colbert Report' to write in his name. And they complied, with 230,539 votes. That clobbered Serenity, one of the NASA choices, by more than 40,000 votes. Nearly 1.2 million votes were cast by the time the contest ended Friday."

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  1. I'm shocked... by end15 · · Score: 5, Funny

    that my write in vote for Bigus Dickus didn't win... I thought I had the mobs support. Cheers, endxv

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    1. Re:I'm shocked... by Quothz · · Score: 4, Funny

      that my write in vote for Bigus Dickus didn't win...

      What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? I have a vewy gweat fwiend named Biggus Dickus.

  2. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Xenu is the galactic overlord from Scientology myth

    Xenu is NOT a myth! I take it you are not a Scientologist.

  3. What will the full name be? by bunratty · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Colbert Spaceport?

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  4. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Xenu is NOT a myth

    Your right, it's SyFy!

  5. My write in by arun84h · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wrote in "Candlejack", and apparently i was the onl

    1. Re:My write in by zaxus · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish I had mod points. Best post I've seen in a long time. Candlejack! That's just bril

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  6. So Colbert Nation greater than the Browncoats by StCredZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if he'd let it be named Serenity for a date with Inara Serra / Morena Baccarin?

    1. Re:So Colbert Nation greater than the Browncoats by sc00p18 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh c'mon, dude!
       
      She's not a random actress, she's a Companion.

    2. Re:So Colbert Nation greater than the Browncoats by Chousuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ahh, damn. Is it somehow possible to moderate the moderation of this post as +5, Funny?

    3. Re:So Colbert Nation greater than the Browncoats by PriceIke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll be in my bunk.

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  7. Re:Honorable Way Out for NASA by gardyloo · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'll just affix it somehow with some massive brass balls.

  8. Pronounced, of course... by ebbomega · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kohl-bear Spayss-pore

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  9. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to diminish Colbert's fame or anything, but just about anything trumps Scientology. I've got a broken toaster that I'd rather consult for spiritual advice.

  10. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by m.ducharme · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, you can't run Linux on a toaster until you remove the Thetans.

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  11. Racist comment by NiteShaed · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe the correct term is actually "damaged Cylon" you insensitive frakin' clod.

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  12. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by Nimey · · Score: 5, Funny

    $DEITY help us all.

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  13. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got a broken toaster that I'd rather consult for spiritual advice.

    I don't know, toasters can be pretty annoying. But you're probably right.

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  14. Re:Scientology and Scientologists... by Schemat1c · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...are the people behind nearly all that is evil in the world!

    Ah come on not all evil, leave some room for bankers and republicans!

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  15. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by renimar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The airport to nowhere!

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  16. Re:Colbert trumps Scientology; everyone wins. by feitingen · · Score: 4, Funny

    shoot their wife, etc) that no one wants to be associated with.

    The guy who named reiserfs should have thought of that

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