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Japanese Astronaut Tests Stink-Free Underwear

Throw away your soap, detergent, and personal hygiene, the Japanese have invented odor-free underwear. Koichi Wakata, a Japanese astronaut living in the International Space Station, is testing the underwear created by textile experts at Japan Women's University in Tokyo. The shorts are designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. They also are flame-resistant, and anti-static. "The other astronauts become very sweaty, but he doesn't have any sweat. He didn't need to hang his clothes to dry. He can wear his trunks (underwear) more than a week," said Koji Yanagawa, an official with the Japanese Aerospace Exploration Agency.

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  1. Underpants knome by Hojima · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dear god, we've just figured out what 2. ??? is!

    1. Re:Underpants knome by Praedon · · Score: 1

      1. Steal underpants 2. Go to space, steal that jap dudes underpants 3. Profit!

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    2. Re:Underpants knome by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the first insightful post I've read today is on an idle story...

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    3. Re:Underpants knome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      idleispants

    4. Re:Underpants knome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the largest profit center:
      Steal obsolete women's underpants for sale in vending machines.
      Because now the smell of women's undergarments is OBSOLETE :D

  2. So, does this cloth breath? by glaese · · Score: 1

    Will we soon breath through our underwear? (I seem to remember doing that.....when I was about 4 years old.)

    1. Re:So, does this cloth breath? by MaxwellEdison · · Score: 1

      -1 Ewww Gross

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    2. Re:So, does this cloth breath? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A. Gross
      B. It's "breathe" not "breath". Breath is a noun. Breathe is a verb.

  3. I cannot parse the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not reading the friendly article until I can wrap my head around the headline "Japanese Astronaut Tests Stink Free Underwear"
    I think there's a hyphen missing in there, but I have a headache now

    1. Re:I cannot parse the title by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, it's obvious - they are giving away underwear in Japan, but it is not recommended to wear it when going to an astronaut job interview.

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    2. Re:I cannot parse the title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a random list of nouns/phrases, but the commas are missing. Here:

      Japanese Astronaut, Tests Stink(!), Free Underwear

      Seriously though, I think it is:
      Japanese Astronaut Tests Stink-Free Underwear
      (Adjective Noun Verb Hyphenated-Adjective Noun)

      Hope that clears things up.

    3. Re:I cannot parse the title by Mozk · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the word tests can be a noun or a verb, the word stink can be a noun or a verb, and the word free can be an adjective or a verb.
       
      So yeah, this headline sucks. It's like a garden path sentence.

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    4. Re:I cannot parse the title by thomasdz · · Score: 1

      Yeah...when I saw it, I saw:
      (Japanese Astronaut Tests) (Stink) (Free Underwear)
      Which didn't make much sense, but I knew that probably astronauts write tests. And maybe they were giving away free underwear... I just couldn't figure out how "Stinks" fit into the previous two thoughts.

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    5. Re:I cannot parse the title by v1 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the link to garden path sentences, that's a very interesting read, and would make an excellent class exercise in English class. (I'd have enjoyed it anyway!)

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    6. Re:I cannot parse the title by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Oh, I thought the aroma of a Japanese shuttle-pilot's examination has been found to liberate one's panties.

  4. New UN program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They are already in talk with UN to establish an aid program to donate gobloads of these to France. Other nations also philosophically opposed to shower are encouraged to consider applying. The perfume industry, of course, is preparing a full counter-offensive in response.

    1. Re:New UN program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before that, deliver it to my CS classes! There's actually a radius of 20-30ft of smell when those guys enter the room.

    2. Re:New UN program by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1, Funny

      Meanwhile the arab nations have kindly donated burka's to the americans and any other nation whose nation is to fat to be allowed to bare any skin.

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  5. One question remains.... by netruner · · Score: 1

    Boxers or briefs?

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    1. Re:One question remains.... by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Or boxer-briefs?

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    2. Re:One question remains.... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      thong. These are for taking the wild side.

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  6. So, it doesn't stink... by Thelasko · · Score: 1

    but what about pressure ulcers?

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  7. Thanks for posting this. by guyminuslife · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am sure this is of personal interest to many Slashdotters.

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    1. Re:Thanks for posting this. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Only the ones who wear underwear. Personally, I forgo the underwear altogether and, sometimes, even take on some pants with no ass cheeks.

      It is a little embarrassing the first few times going into a corporate meeting with new faces, but once you explain the advantages, everyone gets on board!

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    2. Re:Thanks for posting this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, as someone who not only reads Slashdot but also goes to the gym seven times a week to work out, I've got to say - yes, it definitely is of interest to me.

    3. Re:Thanks for posting this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this was written tongue in cheek, so to speak, but seriously, as someone who backpacks, this is an interesting development.

      Ha, ha! The word I had to type in to post the comment was "stains".

    4. Re:Thanks for posting this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is of interest to me. Not for myself, but getting my 5 year old to change her undies is like pulling hen's teeth! And the 2 year old wears the same outer clothes for days at a time (I can sometimes launder them when she's sleeping), so I suspect I'll have the same problem with undies as soon as she's wearing them, too...

    5. Re:Thanks for posting this. by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      For many, many years years I've acted like my shit don't stink. Now, I can finally back that statement up.

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  8. The solution to hardcore WoW Raiders by TreyGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will become a hot commodity with hardcore raiders in Warcraft.

    "Bathroom breaks are for pansies. Pee in your undies. lol"

    1. Re:The solution to hardcore WoW Raiders by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Hardcore raiders wear clothes while raiding?

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    2. Re:The solution to hardcore WoW Raiders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i know a few kids who could certainly use a poop sock made of this material

  9. Skidmarks? by Virtucon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do they have some sort of built in skid mark eraser or what?

    You can't go a week in those, no way!!

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    1. Re:Skidmarks? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What you don't know is that the Japanese also sent up a bidet toilet seat attachment.

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  10. Look out Koichi, ... by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    Corporate thugs from Hanes will be waiting for you when you touch down.

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  11. Death of used girl panties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I hear screams from all those older japanese dudes who buy stinky used teen girl panties

  12. One minor problem... by LogarithmicSpiral · · Score: 1

    Yes, even if this does work, you still have to deal the stench from the actual body. But maybe this just means you can shower as normal, yet only own one set of clothing. Hmm, the possibilities.

  13. No more need for 365 pairs of underwear by NecroBones · · Score: 1

    No more need for 365 pairs of underwear to get through the year. We can get away with 52.

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    1. Re:No more need for 365 pairs of underwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well, i've always had 4 uses per pair of underwear: normal, reversed, inside-out, inside-out-reversed.

  14. Problem. by dov_0 · · Score: 1

    Ummm, how will bachelors know the clean ones from the dirty ones if they don't stink?

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    1. Re:Problem. by lordtoran · · Score: 4, Funny

      They have a distinctive color texture and can be thrown like a frisbee.

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    2. Re:Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      after a wearing them for a week, they can stand up for themselves.

  15. its called wool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As a backpacker I know all about high-tech fabrics designed to be worn multiple days in physically demanding conditions. The best choice is always wool. A high-quality merino wool undergarment will cost you $50+ but you can wear it for days without getting stinky, it's kind of amazing. I've tried various synthetics, including the fancy ones with silver threads incorporated into the fabric, none of them compare to good merino wool.

  16. wool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    those pants sounds very much like the merinowool underpants ive been wearing for years. They dont smell, are warm if they get wet, dont itch, they have excellent breathabillity drys quickly and probably cost 1/10 of the newly invented underwear.
    But why stick with the natural materials?

  17. 4 Days = 4 Weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here to think that I was doing front wards back wards, inside out front wards and back wards, only getting 4 days out of it ! Now it can be 4 weeks !

  18. Idleispants by wildsurf · · Score: 2, Funny

    If ever 'idleispants' were an appropriate tag, this is it.

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    1. Re:Idleispants by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Though you've got to love how it's been tagged "idleispantsu" in japanese style.
      For those who don't know, they tend to tag a vowel, normally "u", onto the end of borrowed words.

    2. Re:Idleispants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as far as i can tell from experience, i'd say it's an 'o'.
      as in: interneto, hardodisko

      and it's the 'l's which are frequently replaced by "ru".
      as in: zeruda, hoteru

  19. Oh man by courtjester801 · · Score: 1

    How is this going to affect the used panty in a vending machine market?

  20. Turns out by rizole · · Score: 1

    Turns out Idle is pants after all.

  21. Odor-Free Underwear? by TrekkieTechie · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that the Japanese, of all people, would invent this given their fetish for "used schoolgirl panties".

    1. Re:Odor-Free Underwear? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Apparently not so much for "used grown man underpants". Go figure..

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  22. Am relieved by kafka47 · · Score: 1
    That they even had time to create a custom pants logo for the story...

    yoiii.

  23. Extended wear-time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about inside-out and reversing front to back then the front-to-back-inside out? Does this give you 4-weeks of wear-time if we look at the old scale of 3 days * 4?

    zOMGF! I'd only need 12 pair of budgie smugglers and 1 wash a year! Think of the water I'll save!!!1

  24. Give them to the French: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, no sweat, no odor, good for days on end;
    maybe we all won't hate the French after all.

  25. Spencers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, the carbon filtered underwear not good enough for you, eh??

  26. This is news?? by blankslate · · Score: 1

    I can wear my undies for more than a week, and I'm not even an astronaut.

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  27. So you're saying that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Idleispantsu?

  28. Anyone know why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did this have to be tested in space? I know a few people could use them at home to test.

  29. Pray tell by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    The other astronauts become very sweaty, but he doesn't have any sweat. He didn't need to hang his clothes to dry.

    How on earth ... err, I mean, off earth ... do you "hang clothes" in space?

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  30. Flame-resistant underwear? by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

    Just why the bloody hell would you need your underwear to be flame-resistant?! I don't even want to think about what the hell you would need flame-resistant underoos for.

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    1. Re:Flame-resistant underwear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you're an habitual liar?

    2. Re:Flame-resistant underwear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, in case there is a fire you will not burn off your junk

  31. Best invention since deodorant by averner · · Score: 1

    This is the best invention for lazy people who don't like to shower twice a day since deodorant. I definitely want a pair.

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  32. Fire proof Underwear - Yaaa Hooo ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YES - now I can light my farts without fear of scorching my butt hair. This is sure to be a huge teenage rave. And don't forget - not having to wash underwear at college. WOW !

  33. wat next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this....... ah wat next flamable watches? mech, nah. some under-warter gun? shape-shifter?, nah, then wat?.

  34. Merino's a no-no by moorhens · · Score: 1

    Merino wool underpants have many of the same properties but are far too warm for long-distance cycling. Perhaps these new-fangled shreddies will be the answer. They won't stop the cyclist's distinctive aroma, but could be an answer to some of the bacterial problems that are neatly summed up in the phrases saddle sores and bum itch.

  35. Japan *Women's* University? by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

    Incase you're still wondering, here's why: http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp